"Psyonic_Reaver: It's getting harder for me to sleep as Blizzcon approaches. I wonder if this is what waiting for your wedding night feels like... The feeling of finally being able to get laid. That is how I feel right now.
Mattzarella: For your sake I hope you don't blurt out 'For Aiur!' the first time you have sex."
-Mattzarella/Psyonic_Reaver
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| Beyond Valor (2 of 2) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 12/07/99 09:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 8, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for Heartcutter: 7.5238 |   | 'Enemy fleeing. Contents are 2 templar and approximately 6 goons. Huff...huff...huff.'
'Triple time it soldier! Get those templar!' I stim them again.
Stim is wonderful stuff for us button pushers. You lose your fatigue, gain courage and have this sort of homicidal rage toward the enemy.
I've been under stim, and I must say when this euphoric feeling wears off, you feel like your body has been hit repeatedly with a baseball bat. But it's almost always better than the alternative.
'Templar eliminated. Huuh...huuh..huuh.'
'Good job. You don't sound so good. Rendezvous with the tank platoon and get medical aid. Your team saved a whole lotta lives, soldier.'
Now, back to the 9 expansion. My second dropship comes online. Time to raze it.
'Give me 16 volunteers. We're sending them on a ride.'
Literally everyone volunteers. I choose a good mix of medics and marines, with a backup tank.
They arrive and meet very little resistance. It's looking like it's time to end this party. Just then I notice the interceptors hovering over my raiding party.
Hehe...Hahaha...!
'Men. Destroy those hot dogs.' My marines are now 2/2. They force the carriers to flee. I do a little scan and find a budding expansion at 12.
'Kei, you suited up and ready to go?'
'If you mean am I dressed to kill, the answer is yes.'
'Good. Head out to the 12 expansion. I do believe you have a team ready.'
'Team? More like an army. I've never seen so many other ghosts outside of a haunted house. What's the occassion?'
'Well, I'm using something called Deep Six, and it just facilitates situations like this.'
'No complaints here.'
My 9 group is attacked by DT. They do fine. Speed upgraded zealots crash into the ground, riddled by machine gun fire, and fried with white hot plasma. Yes, we are badasses.
We hit 12, while simulatneously expanding to my mineral only expansion.
'Kei' I blurt out.
'No worries. I'm on it'
The two carriers are locked down in short order.
12 is quickly finished off. To make sure there's no misunderstanding, I nuke his main.
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I dedicate this story to the men and women of the US armed forces. They volunteered to put their lives on the line to make the world a better place, and to protect Americans everywhere.
While I may not always be behind the decision to send them into harm's way, I'll always be behind them.
Thanks.
-HC
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Burn 'em down. Especially the templar.
Targets destroyed. Returning to base.
Finishing up 9.
Carriers? You know, terrans don't like these things very much.
Kei earns herself another bronze star.
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