"Tried Tested and True...Chevrolet. No, actually it's Lost Temple. Surprise"
-Fractal_Wave
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| My 12 marines vs 12 carriers | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 11/29/99 09:11 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Ghost~Kadizard: 4.5000 |   | The Players:
Ghost~Kadizard terran 12:00
Korean-Gosu-chobo toss 9:00
The Map:
Lost Temple
INTRO
Like always, I spend 3 hours carefully choosing my opponent as to make myself appear better in the report than I really am. I do not do this for personal glory, I do it because the millions AND I MEAN MILLIONS of the Ghost's fans demand it. People enjoy reading bullshit that I make up rather than reading decent reports.
NOTHING NEW
I use my expert terran build which enables me to expand 3 times, research everything, and build a combination of all terran units with the ability to defeat a toss. Meanwhile, my idiot toss counter part is using an insane build designed to give him early map control, then tech to mass carriers. This strat will work fine vs any other player in the world, but as we all know my superior tactics can overcome carriers in any situation which you will soon see.
THE BASTARD DIDNT SUCK AFTER ALL
As it turns out, his acting like a newbie was just a clever roose. He had hoped to catch me off guard and make me appear to be a fool. However, it is much harder to kill a starcraft legend such as myself, and his puny ass attacks accomplsih little more than pissing me off. Im not going to bore you with the details of how he managed to kill all my bases except my main. BECAUSE HE DIDNT! I LET HIM! IF BOB OR MOGALIN SAY OTHERWISE THEY ARE GOD DAMN LIARS! Ahem, anyway I lured my opponent into a false sense of security, then kicked his ass. I cant remember exactly how, but I did. IM NOT MAKING THIS UP. I just cant seem to remember my stor....my fact...based...details of a non-fictional game.
THIS IS WHY I AM THE GOD OF TERRAN
Skipping straight to the end, all I have left is 1 supply depot and 12 marines. All he has left is 1 pylon and 12 carriers. Ive lost right? Wrong again! Just as it seems his carriers will kill my army, I quickly STIM them 4 times! My shocked enemy is stunned when he sees the marines drop from 40 health to 9 instantly. Fearing that some strange disease has infected starcraft, he quickly disconnects to prevent humiliation. With his neutral and leader-less carriers hanging in the air helpless, my marines rip them down 1 by 1. Using some fancy microing footwork, (which I must say was the best ive ever done) I manage to take down all the carriers without a single loss. I guess the toss arent as bad ass as everyone says.
LESSONS LEARNED
1. Terran > Toss
2. Im the best Terran of all time
3. Terran > Toss
4. Protoss are an inferior race
5. Terran > Toss
6. Mass Carriers can be easily defeated by superior strats and micro.
7. Terran > Toss |
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