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| To Ally, or Not to ally... | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 11/24/99 07:11 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Mr.squeaky: 4.0000 |  | Hmm, this one starts...
Me, 9:00-toss
Www.winner.com, 12:00-toss
T0NE, 3:00-zerg
$nigga$, 6:00-terran
Temple (duh)
it was a 2v2, nigga and I vs them two.
IN THE BEGGINING... So its starts out in my usual build, pylon, gate, gate, pylon and about 5 mins into the game, my ally gets Disced... I check to see if i can leave, but that would end up as a loss, so my next solutions is to ask them for alliance.
So im like, ok guys, since im not gonna win, les ally at the end k? (im trying to get 10 wins on this account for ladder)So there all like... "K", "yea, ally at end"
SCOUTING TIME: I send one of my probes at toss's base, and i skip around his 2 gates, 2 pylons, 2 zeals and i find he has 4 on gas. Goons? reavers? anything involving gas?
Well, luckily i skip right by his zeals again and go off to Zerg's base, where i find an early Den,and Exp. but no troops. So i take my little Zeals (6 of em i think) and i march them over, and i give him a wee-little suprise.
FIRST ACTION: My 6 zeals get there and meet up with some non-microed 12 lings, and the lings get crushed easily (ofcourse.) I send my zeals at his exp. and it is destroyed.
Walking up the ramp, i come to challenge about 4 Hydras, but they run away(what whimps) and i find myself head to head with 2 sunkens...
WEIRDNESS!!! It's not to weird what happens next, but just stupidity. My zeals start killin his sunken, and the sunken isnt even firing!?! so im thinkin "Hey, free cake!" So i kill one, and im aboiut halfway done with the second and then he must have realized that i was whooping him, so he un-allies me :( and my troops get raped by about 8 hydras/sunken(or two) and help from his toss friend.
SON-OF-A..... So now im at my little base pumping from 3 gates, goons/zeals, trying to get up to temps... when after about 3mins from my attack i see on the screen... "www.winner.com: go" Oh crap... so i get everyone ready, and i Rape the hell out of all there guys.... NOT, what really happens is that i get raped by about 500000+ zeals/hydras, and I ask for my ally that i thought they had promise, but actually they dont ally. They whipe me out, lucky they didnt lose, (almost had zerg for a while) and I am pissed about this cheap 1v1 so i give em a little peice of my mind.
AFTER THE GAME: I find one of the guys who beat me, and i ask him why he didnt ally, and ofcourse he says "My partner said he would kill me if i allied" EVENTHOUGH he had about 7 times more units then he did...
LESSONS LEARNED... 1. i like Gohst Lizards BR's so im copying his format.
2. leave if ur partner discs on u.
3. dont suck as much as me
4. ALWAYS GIVE PEOPLE A PEICE OF UR MIND...
5. I have no toss skills... anyone with good skills, whisper Mr.squeaky,Ireallydontcare,or Oreohhbaby!
6.This battlereport sucked
7.This is my first one, so dont think i am a big BR loser.
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