We start as follows: Me (peon-virus) Random - draw Protoss - yellow (green), start at 10:30 top left corner.

My partner (ice-babey) Random - draw Protoss - red, start at 4:30 bottom right corner.

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Spitfire114 - Protoss, white, start at 12:00

Protoform`x - Zerg, blue, start at 3:00

"He who hesitates to scout, is lost"

I build with heavy gas early, one gateway, forge, core, robotics fac., robotics, observ. Yet with all this building, the only scouting on my partner or me is done a lone, early overlord - which my cannons toast. All he sees is my gas, gateway, and forge. Now that I have some observers, I begin to scout. White Protoss to my right, Blue Zerg to the middle right, and no one expanding below me. Time to expand!

However, I'm not too happy; my partner has cannons all over his island and only one gateway - Shit! Zerg should have a few guardians by now - Looks like I need to take the heat from my opponents early, and hope my partner catches up.

"Cash only, no checks no credit cards"

My early scout with the observer reveals White Protoss has no cannons or units next to his gas - time for Reaver drop! He'll be hurting without any probes!

"Protect your hand from shifty eyes"

I really don't expect the Reaver drop to do much. Maybe get some peons and see what White Protoss is upto. Well, the drop is perfect, and it takes out all of White's probes, two cannons, and WAIT - is that 6 carriers I see? Man, newbies love carriers! Now at this point, I have no air force at all; just Templar with storm, Dragoons, and cannons for defense. Time to build Scouts!

"Never let them see you sweat, or land on you island unmolested"

I get a real laugh here - I look over to see my partner with aprox. 15 cannons on the Blue Zerg Home Island right outside the creep. Blue Zerg must have his head up his ass! Well, when the cannons are close enough to hit his HIVE, Blue sends in the Guardians - I say more Scouts, more Scouts, and energy up grade those Templar!

"Can't get something for nothing"

I'm building up my forces, especially Templar and Scout, upgrading and now expanding to the 7:30 main bottom left corner, giving me three expands. My observers reveal no expands for White Protoss and one at the top right corner for Blue Zerg. I smile until I look at my partner - 7 Stargates are still warping in, and no other defense but cannons, and one nexus beginning to warp in - HOW AM I STILL IN THIS GAME? - Ahhh true newbies!

"Don't play in the street"

The Blue Zerg expansion is up and running, but no sunkens, spores or units to protect it. I dispatch 1 Zealot and 2 dark temp., who raze the hatch, kill all the drones before the White Protoss Carriers wipe those noble warriors out. Blue Zerg types - "You'll pay for that" Hmmm, what's next.

"Didn't your mommy tell you not to stick your nose in a hornets nest"

Luckily, White Protoss and Blue Zerg both attack me, together at my main, with a fleet of Carriers and Guardians. Lucky because my first, left middle expansion is only guarded by 3 Templar and my full division of Scouts. Lucky because my partner has NO UNITS from those 7 Stargates!

In the attack, I lose most of my Scouts and a couple Templar, but not before all White's Carriers and Blue's Guardians are obliterated. No buildings lost!

"Sometimes there is no quote"

If the Guards. and Carriers had come in from different approaches, my Templar storms would have not taken down so many units - they were on me 2v1; they had enough units to hurt me more - especially since my partner HAD NO AIR UNITS!

"He who hesitates is a moron"

Finally, my partner has his fleet of Carriers and 2 Arbiters - but he just sits in his base! "Attack damn-it" I bark. He probably was watching the Smurfs while I was defending for my life! I support his attack with my refreshed scout fleet - which is totally unnecessary. Zerg falls first, then Protoss.

"No one likes a quitter"

When all of Blue Zerg's units and half of his buildings destroyed, he quits. I consider allieing with White Protoss, but the truth is Blue Zerg was toasted anyway. Nothing is left but the brave shouts of White's protoss worriers as they vaporize in a blue cloud of dust.