"A SC player craves not these things." -Weremuppet
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| Unreal tourney report | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 10/15/99 04:10 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 4, Min: 3 Lifetime Rating for Steve: 3.5000 |   | I started out in a hallway with just a handgun, so I ran down the hallway and picked up a rocket-launcher. Then I saw these guys shooting at eachother and launched six rockets at them and they blew up. I thought I would follow the "blow up the enemy" strat. I ran over and picked up their guns and then somebody hosed me with a chaingun until death occured (to me). I respawned at an unknown location armed only with a handgun, so I ran down a hallway and picked up a plasma rifle. I saw someone below me in a different hallway, so I right-clicked my mouse and delivered an overdose of plasma to to some guy, I think his name was 'Killa'. Well now 'Killa' was kilt. By me. I jumped down to a lower level and ran over to a pile of ammo and a chaingun. I picked the weapons and ammo up *automatically* and someone was shooting at me. I had only lost a little health, so I turned around and started shooting at the guy while simultaneously moving form side to side and jumping. This seemed to confuse my opponent until he died. I ran over and picked up a rocket launcher and began to launch rockets at other guys. Several of them exploded into 3dfx enhanced carcass drippings. Then somebody hit me in the head with a rocket and I was defeated.
Lessons learned:
- my brain feels all buzzy after playing fps games
- it is best to urinate when that 'feeling' of 'I should go to the bathroom' happens, not to delay until the videogame is over
-'crafting is more fun than other games |
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