"The last game I played with Parno, there were so many queens that he could have set up a matriarchy in every industrialized country and still had enough to play chess."
-~CattleBruiser~
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| Terran sucks!!! | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 10/12/99 11:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 6, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for T_Mac: 5.3636 |   | Ok, in my amazing quest for 1200, I had hit a few bumps on the way. I'm sure many of you are aware of my SMALL disconnect problem. My record was 8-3-3, with two double disconnects, and a disc of mine that was caused by my )&&^%$$#(* isp. So I played a few melee games, and since the game didnt crash, and i wasnt sucking like i usually do, i decided to ladder!
I played one game, and won, and was up to 1141. Feeling a little gayer, i decided to test my luck, and play another game. I joined an 1150+++++++++ game, and we were on our way!
Map: Lost Temple
T_Mac: White Protoss- 6:00 Position
Marinesaygogogo: Blue Terran- 9:00 Position
We each chose our races, I took the noble Protoss, and he took the gay Terran a la Orcmaniac (sorry orc, i cant do french accents :(
Since it was ladder, i played gayer than i usually do. I put up 2 gateways, 2 cannons at the choke to prevent any infantry rush, and pumped around 7 zealots. I found him at the lost place i scouted, only to see 3 fat ass marines send my sexy probe to the big french pimp house in the sky (im sure he'll find lots of things to do with lewis).
Seeing how an infantry rush was probably coming, I took the oppurtunity to expand to the 3 start spot, and laugh at this gay terran. I put 2 cannons at the ramp, and a gateway to pump a couple zeals, and a temp for later.
Things were quiet ........................................................................................................................................................................
Until he finally tried one of those gay terran strats that is the true mark of a terran. He placed tanks at the small depression between our two bases, with a bunker or two for support. He then mined the middle to prevent me from attacking it, and used an ebay to start banging away at my buildings. Since there was only one tank there, I used the 2 goons i had to kill it, then run away. This happened a few times, with me losing a couple goons for 1 tank. Not cost effective you say? Well, i knew that he had no expansion, and that all i needed to do was stall him until my expansion was fully operational, at which time i could CRUSH HIM!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
At the same time, he sent around 12 marines and a couple of vultures to my natural choke. Trying to contain me or something i dunno. At this point i had put up 3 gates at my expand, and had 2 at home, with zealot speed and goon range both done. I attacked his small army outside my base with around 20 zeals/goons, while sending lone zeals first to absorb any mines. I then made a PITIFUL attack on his outpost, losing all but 3 goons, and maybe killing 2 tanks and a bunker :(
I ran away like a little girly, and expanded to the 12 start, putting 2 gateways and a stargate there. I figured that although i had lost my mine, i was still outresourcing him, and as soon as i can get dweb/storm, this game would be mine.
I finally remove his outpost with around 12 zeals, and throw them at his main. We both lose our entire army, with his reinforcements fresh from his rax/factories finishing my zeals off. I had contiued to pump troops during my attack, and had 3 corsairs now, with dweb researching. I decide to wait outside his main, and have about 12 zeals, 6 goons, and 3 templars there when he tries to bust out. A storm takes care of a big chunk of his infantry, and the rest of my troops clean up the rest. Unfortuanately, he still has some tanks up his ramp, so i wait for reinforcements. With the addition of 6 goons, 3 templars, and 3 corsairs ready to shoot off orc-web, i tear through his natural, and he leaves without a good game :(
Lessons Learned:
Les "Terrans" est tres homosexuel
Leafs still own the habs even without mats sundin
Storm=Ownage
I should take pics during games
So thats my br. Its only my 2nd ever, so plz dont rate me too harshly, I dont think i could take the emotional burden. At least this was WAY better than ctime's right? :D |
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