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Killing Fields, 3 player, free for all
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Author:kakaru_man
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Date: 10/02/99 04:10
Game Type: Starcraft
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ok heres how it is. i made a game called 4v4 murder. it ended up only brining in three people. :( i didnt like that. BUT, we went a head and played a ffa, which, i dont really like ffa's but thats ok. I havent played all week so ill play anything i can get my hands on. i started the game random, and both of my opponents went toss. i get toss. i like toss. we are on killing fields, so i have absolutely no idea where they could be. i even scout with my probe, cant find em. so i say screw it. i just start making my gateways. i make 2 and then a forge.
i expand really early. i figure,"whos gonna find me on this map?" and they never do. my defense at that expansion was 2 photons. i start goin heavy templar, of both flavors. i get psi storm, but i realize it would be really dumb to get mind control, so i dont. i make my robotics facility and then a support bay and observatory. this is where it starts gettin good.
i get a couple of observers and send em scoutin. since i dont know where anyone is, i random pick places and waypoints. one observer runs into yellow. it dies by the 80 billion photons in the FRONT of his base. INSTANTLY, i send another to the flank of his base...WHATS THIS???NOTHING!!!!! AHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAA! i get up a nice little homecoming party together for him, consisting of 2 dark, and 2 high templar.
i drop em off, and notice he is going carriers...(giggles). i start murdering pylons like i was eatin a dog. everyonesaw died. he had to build them in clusters next to his photons, so they wouldnt die. then he start with the observatory. i cant do to much about it, OH OH, WHATS THAT??? I KILL HIS PYLON!!! he cant do anything else about it. so i get 4 more of each and start killing at his 2 carriers. that was fun, then somehow, he was able to get an observer. dont ask me how, he just did, so then he could see my darks.
it didnt matter, i had an observer there, and stormed his to death :). then he says, and i quote..."this sucks" LMAO!!! NO WAY BUDDY!!! I THOUGHT EVERYONE LIKED LOSING!!! then, out of nowhere, 4 scouts cruise into his base. they're blue. :) its the other guy!!! i laugh.
the yellow guy leaves and i say "wanna ally?", and then, yellow leaves. HA HA. blue instantly allies up and i see he has nothing. at this point i could only feel sorry for him. he had a coupl of archons, both kinds, and some zeals, and goons. what a joke. NO DETECTION!!! i felt bad, so i allied.
(boy did that feel good.)





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