Johnny_Vegas's tank was now beating Master Of Mordor's gas vent to death, but 3 SCV's were frantically repairing it. Luckily, MasterOfMordor's tech jump paid off, he had a dropship, and loaded up a few marines and a medic, and dropped them down on the cliff! They got the tank to 1/10th of its normal help, but a Goliath that just popped out of the factory saved the day. MoM would not be pushed around on his base however, and sent another squad in the dropships, this time a siege tank came along with them, sieging as soon as possible. 2 tanks a goliath and a few marines attempted to hold it, but the attacking force was just too strong! As another tank came out of the factory, a wraith and a dropship arrived. The tank had no chance, and was destroyed.

        So far niether Protoss has done anything significant, but YourRoleModel had a Dark Templar, and was about to attack MasterOfMordor's main (and only) base. Before he could attack, Barage finally attacked! He dropped a templar (and 3 zealots), who had reached inside of his powerful body to cast a psionic storm on the SCV's mining minerals. At the same time, JV sent a Dropship to the ledge, and killed the intruders, and started repairing his factory, and starting a machine shop on it again. YRM decided the time to attack was now or never. He sent his zealots in first, followed by the dragoons, and then his lone Dark Templar. Unfortunately, a bunker, a science vessel, and 3 tanks can hold off a small army of Protoss when spread out properly, which they were. 2 marines we're lost and 4 dragoons, 7 zealots, and 1 Dark Templar are not  even in cost to that. (The dark templar had both kills BTW)

        YRM and JV started on they're expansions, but only JV increased his production. YRM still only had 2 gateways, and wasn't even pumping units from them! (Only a few templar) MoM also expanded, but not until he set up a bunker and a tank on his cliff, to prevent a Turbo Newbie.

        Red, who was very determined to destroy JV's firebase on the cliff, dropped 3 dropships full of M&Ms, vulture, and 2 tanks. (Ever wonder why M&Ms are considered a unit, instead of a candy?) He finally destroyed that damn base! Meanwhile...  Barage did an even more fascinating drop, dropping 2 reavers and 2 dragoons, right on YRM's expansion mineral line! He easily defeated every single robotic worker, but eventually died to psionic storm and the 6 dragoons that YRM currently controlled. 

        During this time, Barage had amassed a ridiculous amount of dragoons that he realized could easily crush YRM.  He sent them all. He also sent about 6 zealots, so he could get free hits on OTHER zealots. The zealots and dragoons continued to move in, while MoM had started a cliff siege with wraiths and Goliath at the ledge above Johnny_Vegas's natural. Things looked grim for him and YRM.

        The dragoons continued through the natural, and up the ramp. 3 templar stormed as much as they could, but the hard shell of the dragoons prevented many from dying. Two depleted templar merged into an Archon, but we're killed before they were able to do any damage. JV, knowing that he wouldn't have a place to expand, dropped a SCV and a marine at the island near him (why didn't he do it before) The near dead YRM started a pylon above Barage's natural expansions, attempting to take out the gas. 3 dropships, with 2 dragoons apiece, dropped themselves behind the command center at the island expansion, easily destroying it. Back at JV's natural he had 3 tanks pounding on MoM's 2, but MoM expertly defensive-matrixed the foremost siege tank.

        Things we're even grimmer now, than they were earlier, for the JV and YRM team, as both of them lay very low in minerals, and without an army to even attempt to expand. YRM had 3 dragoons left, and they we're at JV's main, defending against drops. With no other reasonable choice, expand to the same spot! (Ha, you thought I was gonna say concede!) They both started they're respective town halls, at Johnny_Vegas's second natural expansion. YRM had, 7 dragoons, 1 zealot, and now 2 reavers with scarabs in his base, and they weren't they're for tea. Thankfully they weren't attacking, and just amassing their brethren. That was not they're problem, though, defending the expansions was. Because 2 dropships decided to crash their little "party" along with some support from corsairs.

   What happens next is the funniest thing I ever saw. The corsairs we're on an attack move command probably issued ala the minimap. Unfortunately, when the corsairs got there, there was nothing to destroy, or d-web. But they didn't want to do that. They're attack move command had been placed EXACTLY on one of the dropships owned by MasterOfMordor, and Barage (He's requested that I don't show this but it was just to funny) almost killed the second dropship! Thankfully the expansion had been destroyed.

        Seeing as how he was much more powerful, MasterOfMorder decided to expand to the island that JV had attempted to take earlier. It didn't matter. Barage started to drop a few shuttles worth of his Protoss army on JV, but Johnny_Vegas, refusing to admit defeat, left the game, leaving YourRoleModel to fend for himself. The 7 dragoons, 1 zealot, and 2 reavers that had been waiting on YRM's plateau since the mass Dragoons, attacked moved their way through the base,  YRM admitted defeat, and left the game.

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<TheRubberDucky> Okay
<TheRubberDucky> this will work
<Barage> sorry
<TheRubberDucky> its okay
<TheRubberDucky> But I wanna add u anyway incase I have inquiry about yer game
<MasterOfMordor> ... Hmm... how do I join the chat...
<Ioti> I'm on the bottom, nya, nya, nya
<TheRubberDucky> Just stay in here
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<Ioti> Ducky, you haven't asked me yet
<TheRubberDucky> cuz now I can copy an dpastae
<MasterOfMordor> Ducky, I can't connect to you
<Ioti> Fer me auth
<TheRubberDucky> Master
<TheRubberDucky> Can you hear me?
<MasterOfMordor> yes ducky
<MasterOfMordor> I can hear you
<TheRubberDucky> k
<TheRubberDucky> my icq is messed up
<Ioti> That's bad
<Barage> I hear..
<TheRubberDucky> okay
<Barage> and back :P
<Ioti> Tell JV to get his fat loser ass in here
<Ioti> He's in NWTR I think
<TheRubberDucky> I'm gonna ask ya'll questions
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<Ioti> Wait, no he's not
<Barage> what's the deal with JV, is he usualy like this?
<Ioti> He's offline
<Barage> oh well
<TheRubberDucky> I dunno
<TheRubberDucky> okay
<TheRubberDucky> Well
<Barage> ask away, ducky :)
<TheRubberDucky> k
<Ioti> That's some pretty cranky shit from JV, I must say
<TheRubberDucky> both ask
<TheRubberDucky> and ioti shush
<TheRubberDucky> Are you gay?
<Ioti> Aight, lips zipped
<TheRubberDucky> Wait
<TheRubberDucky> no..
<Barage> Umm..
<MasterOfMordor> ... wtf?
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<MasterOfMordor> are we starting with that?
<TheRubberDucky> j/k =]
<TheRubberDucky> Chat lag.
<MasterOfMordor> is that an 'offical' question?
<TheRubberDucky> Damn chat lag.
<MasterOfMordor> or is that to Ioti?
<Barage> My GF would be pissed if I was
<MasterOfMordor> ... oh
<MasterOfMordor> ... lag
<Ioti> Shut up Master :-P
<TheRubberDucky> hmm
<MasterOfMordor> :D
<MasterOfMordor> ducky
<MasterOfMordor> make a game room
<MasterOfMordor> so there is no chat lag
<MasterOfMordor> ... wait no
<TheRubberDucky> I cant
<MasterOfMordor> we can't
<TheRubberDucky> err
<MasterOfMordor> you cant copy and paste
<TheRubberDucky> try icq again
<Jim-the-Car needs sleep...>
<MasterOfMordor> k
<Ioti> I'm on ICQ now
<Barage> alright
<Jim-the-Car> good night everyone
<Jim-the-Car> gg
<TheRubberDucky> okay
<Ioti> So, msg me at 15277841 :-)
<Jim-the-Car> I'll be looking for the report =)
<TheRubberDucky> damn ICQ
<Ioti> Still being stupid?
<TheRubberDucky> yes
<TheRubberDucky> I'll relogin
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<TheRubberDucky> 99 whne u see
<Ioti> 99
<TheRubberDucky> Still lagged.
<TheRubberDucky> Just a bit.
<MasterOfMordor> 99
<TheRubberDucky> Question 1
<TheRubberDucky> do you think you'd have lost if johnny didn't cliff siege?
<Barage> hmm
<TheRubberDucky> cuz that basically screwed him over
<MasterOfMordor> Well... it's because it failed
<Barage> Realy, I have no clue how the game would've went.. my drops would've sucked, that's for sure
<MasterOfMordor> if his cliff siege would'nt have failed, he certainly would've won
<TheRubberDucky> lol
<Barage> but I would've have dropped in the first place
<TheRubberDucky> ah
<Barage> err wouldnt' have :P
<TheRubberDucky> okay
<MasterOfMordor> I was going for a drop, so I assume he would've been pushing me
<MasterOfMordor> and his troops at my choke
<TheRubberDucky> Do you think YRM ownz all ?
<MasterOfMordor> the drop would've done much damage
<Barage> I would've just expanded like hay and watched for something else.. the game would be different but who knows
<MasterOfMordor> YRM, I didn't get to see much of him...
<Barage> YRM is just like me.. he's an assassin, but I think he's suffering my old problem
<TheRubberDucky> He didn't do much
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<Barage> assassins can't mass produce well
<TheRubberDucky> He made templar and a few goons
<MasterOfMordor> he attacked too little, too late
<Barage> I've recently learned how :)
<MasterOfMordor> :D
<Barage> he watched for cheap tricks and did some of his own, and was well with storm
<TheRubberDucky> Make more than 0 gateways?
<Barage> but you NEED macro to win.. that's his only problem I bet
<MasterOfMordor> Didn't see any storm at all
<MasterOfMordor> oh wait at the end
<Barage> I saw some
<TheRubberDucky> I think YRM ownz all cuz that might increase my rating
<MasterOfMordor> right before JV quit, barage casted it
<Barage> I had some ready early on
<MasterOfMordor> next question
<TheRubberDucky> okay
<MasterOfMordor> :P
<Barage> and used it on JV's scvs :)
<Barage> anyway
<Barage> YRM needs to learn macro, once he does he WILL rule
<TheRubberDucky> WTF was up with not getting a few wraiths before dropship? It could've killed rax vefofre tank killed gas
<MasterOfMordor> yup... NEXT!
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<TheRubberDucky> jv said I'd rule if I learned macro
<Barage> *eyebrow Mordor*
<MasterOfMordor> ... I didn't know about the cliff seige
<MasterOfMordor> untill I had 2 ships
<TheRubberDucky> ah
<MasterOfMordor> and was ready to drop on JVs main
<TheRubberDucky> okay
<TheRubberDucky> that makes sense
<MasterOfMordor> but I knew my gesyer was more important
<TheRubberDucky> Yah
<MasterOfMordor> :D
<TheRubberDucky> no dropships for you!
<TheRubberDucky> I would've peon dropped.
<MasterOfMordor> :D
<TheRubberDucky> But thats me.
<MasterOfMordor> ... well, I won didn't I?
<MasterOfMordor> :D
<TheRubberDucky> Yup
<TheRubberDucky> cuz u own
<TheRubberDucky> or something
<Barage> I would've myself but I went templar first
<MasterOfMordor> lol
<MasterOfMordor> i sux
<Barage> then afterward I had dragoons so decided I need to get rid of some psi
<TheRubberDucky> robo first = my strat in 2v2
<TheRubberDucky> ah
<MasterOfMordor> Barage is my power...
<Barage> Bah.. mordor
<Barage> if JV was able to organize
<Barage> never planned on the robotics itll mordor called for me
<TheRubberDucky> I think it'll be up saturday
<MasterOfMordor> Yup :D k
<Barage> cool
<MasterOfMordor> ... sweet
<MasterOfMordor> Lookin' forward to it
<MasterOfMordor> nH?
<Barage> btw one mor thing
<TheRubberDucky> Barage MasterOfMorder > Johnny_Vegas YourRoleModel
<Barage> ducky.. none of my probes are named deon ;)
<MasterOfMordor> *waiting*
<TheRubberDucky> l
<TheRubberDucky> k
<MasterOfMordor> :D
<MasterOfMordor> ... stay off my SCVs too
<MasterOfMordor> :D
<Barage> they have numbers actualy
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<TheRubberDucky> How about..
<TheRubberDucky> Katland?
<Barage> 5 digit ones
<TheRubberDucky> or Mark?
<MasterOfMordor> 47594 = his builder probe
<TheRubberDucky> Mark4 is a 5 digit number.
<Ioti> Walter
<MasterOfMordor> 38753,25045,20575 = gasers
<Barage> wait
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<Barage> 20575 made the exp
<TheRubberDucky> lol
<MasterOfMordor> ... oops
<MasterOfMordor> my bad
<Ioti> 1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1 BGH good manner no dis k?
<Barage> 20574 was on gas.. and 23332
<TheRubberDucky> lOL
<Barage> 11111 scouted :)
<MasterOfMordor> ... yea... well
<MasterOfMordor> I gotta do my homework
<TheRubberDucky> well
<TheRubberDucky> ya
<MasterOfMordor> so... gg barage
<Ioti> I'm lucky
<TheRubberDucky> i g2g also
<MasterOfMordor> sweet game
<Barage> gg mordor
<Barage> thanks for dragging me in
<MasterOfMordor> we own, yatta yatta
<Ioti> I'm a 17 year old with NO SCHOOL ON FRIDAYS!!! WOO!!!
<MasterOfMordor> ... i'll see you later
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<Barage> oh ducky..
<TheRubberDucky> ya?
<Barage> how was that match from your pov?
<Barage> I mean, did you see alot of screw ups and such?
<TheRubberDucky> It was extremely close, until jv left
<Ioti> I was worried that JV's gas seige would kill MoM
<TheRubberDucky> but I think you guys would've won eventually
<TheRubberDucky> I thought it would too
<Barage> I can't believe he left..
<TheRubberDucky> niether can I
<Ioti> JV was being a really poor sport
<MasterOfMordor> ... erg...
<TheRubberDucky> It really annoyed me
<Barage> because of a silly storm he knew I had a LONG time ago
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<MasterOfMordor> ... all talking about JV 'eh?
<TheRubberDucky> yup
<Ioti> Yeah, it irritated and surprised everybody
<Barage> yup
<MasterOfMordor> ... JV owns
<TheRubberDucky> I'm gonna do a 7 ffa next!
<Barage> Oh ducky.. please..
<MasterOfMordor> a couple months back he owned me 1on1
<Barage> don't mention the corsairs!
<Ioti> JV can suck my big fatty
<TheRubberDucky> oh wait..
<TheRubberDucky> I have to
<TheRubberDucky> It's the job description
<Barage> just a few days ago he rocked my terran
<Barage> :(
<TheRubberDucky> They would have won if you killed it.
<Barage> I thought it was JV
<MasterOfMordor> He (ofcourse) rocked my terran when we layed
<MasterOfMordor> played
<TheRubberDucky> heh
<TheRubberDucky> well
<TheRubberDucky> bye
<Ioti> Barage, that was TOO funny
<TheRubberDucky> before this gets too long
<Ioti> TOO funny not to mentin