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"FLS, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth. There is no place small, dark, and damp enough to hide your wretched carcass. And when I find you, your grandson will rather have his private parts infested with the fleas of a thousand camels than hear of your horrible fate."
-Mark4




#1 Dev (reshall-137-232.oit.edu)[7183]
Highly entertaining. I love the self-parody and the sci-fi stuff.

'you die now' - HAH! Explain to me how you rack up 250 wins when your tactics include making tons of mutalisks upon learning that your opponenet is using archons and templar.

#2 GayProtoss (198.182.163.113)[7190]
I'm guessing there are a lot of clueless Mac users out there who just got the game... oh well. I'm glad you've enjoyed it.
#3 GayProtoss (198.182.163.113)[7195]
Before I forget. That guy had no weapon or armor upgrades. Zero. None. Zilch. Zip. Nada. No air, no ground.

I thought the fact was entertaining.

#4 SnowSquall (dyn014-ts7a.athens.frognet.net)[7202]
Dev -- because for every person who makes tons of mutas, there's another who just doesnt get the undeniable fact that high templars rule. :)

But then, he runs into the slightly-left-of-heterosexual Protoss that does...



#5 Fractal_Wave (proxy4.gvcl1.bc.home.com)[7219]
Very, very good. An excellent cross of prober techno-babble and self-mockey. Me likey.

hehehe...clueless mac users...hehheee
)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave





#6 JSH (tamac.mayo.edu)[7240]
I can tell you how he got 250 wins. Because there are plenty of clueless Protoss and Terrans in Vanilla too! :) Muta/ling is a great newbie killer.
#7 Mr. Merf (dial-up220.twistedpair.net)[7268]
250 wins can also come of Blood Bath comprush games. Last time i checked, there were still a ton of em'

Great report and nice "explanations" for various game mechanics (aka upgrades, etc).=]

#8 anal-banana (research02.gate.nec.co.jp)[7273]
Wonderful report.. but you should check your verb tenses..
#9 Gayprotoss (aug4-s38-100.powerlink.net)[7276]
That's what happens when English is your third language and you don't proof-read your stuff carefully. :)
#10 anal-banana (research02.gate.nec.co.jp)[7289]
3rd language?? Well, your english is a hell of a lot better than my japanese, so I'll shut up now :)
#11 Tub_Thumper (155.229.253.133)[7608]
This is quit possibly the best Battle Report I have ever read. The writing style was excellent and the story was amusing and informative. The whole thing was fast paced and kept my eyes glued to the screen like only great writing can. I loved the name of the scouting probe and the way you personified the units as real entities: the drawing straws, the fatherly archon, and the zealots with their pants down made me fall off the chair I was laughing so hard. Keep up the great work. Always try to whoop the smart alec who thinks he owns you.

With talent on loan from God,
Tub_Thumper





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