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#1 mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6911]
Funny report!!! gotta love the newbie turtle!
#2 mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6913]
Oh and thanx for finally posting a new report, it's been ages! Well actually about12 hours :)
#3 HunterD (NEW93127183.columbus.rr.com)[6915]
Really nice pictures, humorous report too. It'd be nice to see you post a BR against a non-lamer though, you've got some smooth screen shots and a good writing style. It's always more fun to hear about a good game, as opposed to the crushing of a newbie. (Though the fact that he was a backstabber certaintly added interest.)
#4 Korasoff[265] (ppp11682.qc.bellglobal.com)[6916]
Hehehe, well I had to fill the void left by YRM's report ;)

And yeah, newbie turtles are great for practicing.

#5 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[6918]
Thankyou...

Only 170+ comments to go, and you can have the comment whore title...

BTW funny report



#6 Korasoff[265] (ppp11682.qc.bellglobal.com)[6920]
Say, Johnny or Mark: why is there a #0 comment? Shouldn't the counter start at #1?
#7 pkt:7Thorn.pud (rocky.mayo.edu)[6921]
Only 6.0?
#8 GayProtoss (198.182.163.113)[6925]
Are you Russian as well? Privet if so.

The report is amusing: newbie, turtler, backstabber, carrier rusher... yet the guy isn't a perfect lil llama - he didn't disconnect! Oh well, maybe he's not a lost cause after all.

#9 Korasoff[265] (ppp11682.qc.bellglobal.com)[6926]
GayProtoss: No I'm not Russian, only my handle is ;)

Though the beard does confuse people...

#10 pkt:7Thorn.pud (rocky.mayo.edu)[6927]
Whoever rated this was on crack 8(
#11 pkt:7Thorn.pud (rocky.mayo.edu)[6944]
If you think this post deserved more than a 6.0 post here.
#12 mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6947]
at least a 7.5 or higher, it made something out of the ordinary (i.e. not a regualr bloodbath rush) something exciting. He also had good language and decent pics. :)
#13 Johnny_Vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[6955]
I think it deserves at least an 8. WTF? a 6?? Whoever rated this a six is smoking crack.
#14 Korasoff[265] (ppp11609.qc.bellglobal.com)[6958]
Hehe, thanx for all the crack comments guys ;)

I think 6 is fine, I mean <b>I</b> didn't have an animated GIF showing the whole game ;p

#15 MikeyMonty (spider-wm063.proxy.aol.com)[7027]
The reaver bug is a pain in the arse, but I think if you move the reaver into firing range and then hit hold position, it will start firing like normal, without walking into cannon range.
#16 [79603]
dial24.stz.orbitel.bg
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#17 [79604]
dial24.stz.orbitel.bg
woah



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