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#1 [165751]
ip70-162-203-171.ph.ph.cox.net
approved, will read later!
#2 [165752]
dblt-67-158-144-173.gtcom.net
Rofl. Now I don't know if keanu or I approved it first. Oh well, this looks sharp, but I don't have time to read it now. Very well done for a first report, though.
#3 Psyonic_Reaver[165753]
208.100.134.18
A very excellent WC3 report that I would go as far to say as good of quality as the great ~CattleBruiser~. It was entertaining, enlighting, and downright funny at times. (I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend! hahahahaha.)

I give this a solid 9.5. Hell. I would give it a 10 just because it made my day.

Great job.



#4 [165755]
ip70-162-203-171.ph.ph.cox.net
very solid and entertaining, especially since its your first report. the white on yellow text was a little irritating, but that's really my only complaint

9

#5 Decay[165756]
24-119-247-61.cpe.cableone.net
Great report, I'm certainly hoping to see more from you. It's always fun to read about fun (read: gay) strats. :)
#6 NotJim[165757]
203.129.54.76
Highly entertaining read. Well done!
#7 Stacker[165758]
209-6-140-21.c3-0.bkl-ubr2.sbo-bkl.ma.cable.rcn.com
I'd write more but this was something unique. It'd be hard to top this at the moment... who knows?

And so I don't leave anything unfinished, the three other ways to get to the top of the mountain are: teleporting to an infernal, phoenix egg, or a pitlord's demon if you're really damn clever.

#8 Stacker[165759]
209-6-140-21.c3-0.bkl-ubr2.sbo-bkl.ma.cable.rcn.com
And I could have sworn I labeled this as a Warcraft game, but then again I did the preview report screen like a dozen times before it came out right...
#9 Greth[165760]
229.26-243-81.adsl-static.isp.belgacom.be
gg
Amazing for a first time BR...
#10 ZerG~LinG[165761]
port17.ds1-rdo.adsl.cybercity.dk
Damn! This was fucking awesome. First war3 report that has kept me entertained in ages ;D

Fun concept, well explained and just a pleasure to read, much love man.

#11 PeaceableGhost[165762]
198.109.221.142
Ownage. 9.
#12 Possumo[165763]
121-79-26-205-dsl.ispone.net.au
Ahahaha...

That was an exceptional report, one of the best i have read in a long time (like Psy said, since the CB~ era!), and even better that it was completely bizzare and unique (I'm guessing there hasn't been too many copycats? :P), along with a high quality game and seemingly quite good opponents.

The only real criticisms i can make is that a lot of the really tense/close moments didn't really come across enough (maybe i am just tired? regardless it's always hard to pull off in a report), and at times it was hard to really know what either team was really doing (although a 2 hour game so i can hardly blame you, but still perhaps a few more hero/troop summaries?).

Anyway, enough of my pedantics, thanks for the highly entertaining report and for the obviously immense effort you put into this. If you ever come across another quality game like this one it would great to see another report from you too!

Cheers, and i hope i don't come across you guys on this map :)







#13 des - rater[165764]
dhcp06696.highsouth-resnet.unc.edu
i'm too lazy to dig up my thing

this was really good i'm going to second keanu's 9 and say that i really want to do this now. unfortunately i don't have warcraft and i'm too damn cheap to buy it!

#14 Psyonic_Reaver[165765]
208.100.134.18
But there will always be Starcraft 2!
#15 Beastback[165766]
wofford.edu
Great report! Write again!
#16 Dialtone_[165767]
194.219.21.133
This is how every report should look like. The writing was great and the occasional tips (upkeep, suiciding heroes and the such) kept it interesting, as well as having minimap and unit updates to keep the pace. The writing an images were both great. I'm tempted to give this a 10 for the work you put in the presentation.

great work. 9.

#17 Stacker[165768]
pool-68-163-177-47.bos.east.verizon.net
Thanks everyone, if I get time I'll probably do another.

Keanu: the color is cc9900, which if you google, is orange on every browser I've tested it on. What browser are you using?

#18 [165769]
c-71-229-171-161.hsd1.co.comcast.net
pwnage
#19 [165770]
dblt-216-227-17-17.gtcom.net
Damn you, mexi-melt. Damn you to hell. I wanted to get that fifth rating, but you had to dart in and take it, didn't you? Bastard.
#20 [165771]
c-71-229-171-161.hsd1.co.comcast.net
whenever i beat you to a rating, it means you're basically the biggest slacker in the world.

P.S: I enjoyed this thoroughly. It was the heaping block of cheese (no, gay cheese at that) I didn't know was possible with warcraft 3. It was, in a word, "pwnage"

#21 wakiki[165773]
71-91-76-43.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com
Excellent report! Makes me wanna try it!

Me and my friend's use a tactic similar to this. We all pick Orc, and we all make Blademasters.

We send each Blademaster to harrass the workers of each base. Works like a charm most of the time.

Then we start massing towers and creeping. We put 3 Voodoo lounges in each base.

The four Blademasters are extremely powerful. We all Windwalk in, and one of us says "kotg" and then we all attack a Keeper of the Grove at the same time. They fall in seconds, so fast that they don't even have time to teleport. We always focus the intelligence heroes first.

At this point, the will usually try to attack someone's towers. They will be losing quite a few units to them while the Blademasters kill the heroes and stay alive by using the Voodoo Lounges.

At this point the enemies will do one of two things. If they are smart, they get Dragon Hawks with Fog to kill the towers and Druids with Fairie Fire for the Blademasters. If they are stupid, they get seige. (They usually do this).

Ahh, Blademasters wreak total havock on slow seige units. They are like sitting ducks full of experience!

Sometimes they will go for Chimeras. These can be dicey if there are 12 or more, but if all four of the BM's group together, you can usually take a few of them out and chase them away (with lightning orbs, of course). Just make sure you have potions ready, and don't attack them if you don't have any potions.

Of course, if the enemy is eager to use his Chimeras and attacks when he has like 3, then those are just free experience.
#22 Dialtone_[165774]
194.219.21.133
Sitting ducks.....mmmm..... full of experience..... arghhhhllll

#23 Possumo[165775]
121-79-7-192-dsl.ispone.net.au
Wakiki, BM's are good, but against chims? Nope! Bats and wyvs are the way to go! The funnest thing to do with a BM is mass raiders and wreck their bases/heroes, which can't get away thanks to ensnare (and with pillage you get heaps of dosh!), or go BM/SH with wyvs and wreck their heroes then run off!

But yeah, i just
#24 Possumo[165776]
121-79-7-192-dsl.ispone.net.au
Uh supposed to be i just love BM's!
#25 Timid[165777]
cpe-67-49-126-86.socal.res.rr.com
One of the best reports I have read in a long time.
#26 wakiki[165779]
unknown.dct.al.charter.com
Well Possumo, the idea is to kill them while only making Blademasters and no other units or heroes (besides Peons). Just for the hell of it :)

As you noticed, the site cuts off posts when you try to make a hear that is less than three.
#27 Possumo[165780]
121-79-28-230-dsl.ispone.net.au
Ah that explains it :P

Yeah i gathered that, but even so, if the players are reasonably good roughing them up a bit never hurts :)

Very Dota style eh?
#28 Psyonic_Reaver[165781]
208.100.134.18
Gotta love DOTA but I'm a bigger fan of Tides of Blood.
#29 Possumo[165783]
124-254-95-244-dsl.ispone.net.au
Haha holy shit i haven't played that game for like 3 years. Good to see it's still going (same with Foot Frenzy!). I should try and find a game sometime, although i can't say I've seen many on Us West (or maybe I'm not looking hard enough?).
#30 Chris[165818]
sjs-130-65-241-77.sjsu.edu
I have no time to make criticisms, but man.

That was the biggest fgt shit ever. Sometimes I wish I played night elf so I could dispose of towers easier on islands.

Great work keeping up with a nearly 3 hour game.



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