| #1 Turbo_Noob[165504] |
| c-24-13-83-38.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| This shit is hard to do when you have ADD |
| #2 PeaceableGhost[165505] |
| 71-223-156-155.phnx.qwest.net |
| 2nd. Approve, somebody. |
#3  [165506] |
| d57-202-181.home.cgocable.net |
| So this was completely fucked up. Like really, really fucked up. That's . . . that's all I can say right now. |
| #4 [165507] |
| d57-202-181.home.cgocable.net |
Okay I'm giving it a 3.
"Anyways, as you've probably already guessed I don't want to finish the report. I just want to ramble on about random shit and try to look cool on the internet."
Sounds like 3 material! |
#5  [165508] |
| c-71-229-171-161.hsd1.co.comcast.net |
I'm impressed that you only wrote two words as your 'report', yet you STILL managed to fuck up the site's CSS.
That's... that's primo. |
#6  [165509] |
| dblt-74-209-36-173.gtcom.net |
| Your CSS skills am many. |
| #7 Psyonic_Reaver[165510] |
| 208.100.134.18 |
I was rooting for the Orkz. =( Well, glad you had fun. Thanks for supporting the site the best you could Turbo. Have fun in the USMC and stay safe ok? Drop us a line from time to time if you can. Remember you can always come back after your done. I did and nobody remembers me even now! =)
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| #8 Psyonic_Reaver[165511] |
| 208.100.134.18 |
The Coalition Forces choose you!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic
Date on Comic is for July 23rd in case it changes. |
| #9 PeaceableGhost[165512] |
| 71-223-156-155.phnx.qwest.net |
The hell was that?
I was going to give the report like a 7, and then... no. Just, no.
4.
http://tsoalr.com/ |
| #10 [165513] |
| dblt-74-209-36-173.gtcom.net |
I didn't read the first part. Err, well, I read the introduction thing and then I skipped the "report" part. I picked up at the point where you went off into whatever the hell it is you went off into.
I know I'm probably going to have my rater card revoked for this but, I actually really enjoyed the second half of this thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to rate it or anything, but I thought it was pretty damn funny. Mostly because you're obviously insane, and that's kinda cool, but also because you had a pic of hot chicks. And hot chicks are very cool. But seriously, I enjoyed it, though it's not exactly battlereport material...
Have fun in Iraq. Or wherever you're going. Don't get raped. Don't get killed. Unless you want to. |
| #11 [165515] |
| d57-202-181.home.cgocable.net |
| Personally I thought the funniest part of this report was "This report is Turbo_Noob quality." |
#12  [165516] |
| user-142o1sk.cable.mindspring.com |
Whoa, kinda trailed off there at the end, haha.
I shall give it a 5, because it was half of a good report. |
| #13 wakiki[165518] |
| 71-91-76-90.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com |
| I enjoyed it! All of it! |
| #14 mattzarella[165521] |
| 205.117.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com |
okay, a few things:
- your pictures didn't really show a lot of detail, especially given that I knew nothing about the game itself. on that note, I didn't understand the game very well even with your description.
- the coding actually looked pretty nice, but . . . oh, fuck it.
I didn't feel like finishing my comment. it was looking like a seven, but since you only did half, i'll cut the rating down to 4. which is not half of seven, all of you mathematicians. |
| #15 Turbo_Noob[165527] |
| c-24-13-83-38.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| wait a minute! i'm getting deja vu here, it's like i've seen mattzarella's post somewhere before i just can't remember where. |
| #16 [165528] |
| TOROON12-1178068393.sdsl.bell.ca |
| you probably saw it in your mom last night. |
| #17 PeaceableGhost[165542] |
| 71-223-156-155.phnx.qwest.net |
| On the other hand, I just reread Dances with Double Dash today, and this whole report suddenly seems downright... normal. Dunno if that boosts the rating though. ;) |
#18  [165543] |
| ip70-162-203-171.ph.ph.cox.net |
nah that was my post in his mom
and concur with the 3 rating, mixing reports with forum posts isn't the greatest way to get a strong rating...especially if neither are complete.
actually i think i was with his sister last night |
| #19 [165545] |
| d57-202-181.home.cgocable.net |
| Keanu what was the cup size? I might be able to identify who's who. |
| #20 Turbo_Noob[165546] |
| c-24-13-83-38.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| battlereports.com - home of the worlds worst insults |
| #21 Turbo_Noob[165547] |
| c-24-13-83-38.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
honestly these are just ridiculous
1) why would i be looking inside my mom?
2) why would there be text inside my mom?
3) i held a family meeting and everyone denies ever knowing a 'dagomar' so you must be lying
4) how would you only be able to distinguish from my mom and sister by cup size? wouldn't it be more effective to use facial recognition?
you need to drink some more hater-aid because these burns are weak |
| #22 [165548] |
| TOROON12-1178068393.sdsl.bell.ca |
| your mom was home of the worlds worst insults last night. |
| #23 Turbo_Noob[165549] |
| c-24-13-83-38.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
are you implying my mother does not know how to correctly offend someone?
well in that case you would be correct because my mother is a saint and would never insult someone without due cause. |
| #24 [165553] |
| TOROON12-1178068393.sdsl.bell.ca |
| I banged your mom without due cause last night. |
| #25 Turbo_Noob[165558] |
| c-24-13-83-38.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
i don't believe so.
in fact i know you did not pursue sexual relations with my mother and unless you can provide substantial evidence to the contrary i will have no reason to. |
| #26 mattzarella[165559] |
| 205.117.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com |
| leave |
| #27 Psyonic_Reaver[165561] |
| 208.100.134.18 |
| Have fun in the USMC! |
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