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"The two Terran commanders are captured alive, and subjected to whatever fiendish new experimental torture methods that Kerrigan has devised. Some of which no doubt involve tickling."
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#1 mattzarella[163841]
96.5.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
thanks for reading yo

much love

#2 micro[163842]
cache-rtc-aa08.proxy.aol.com
you, sir, are late
#3 mattzarella[163843]
96.5.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
i didnt know you were waiting, figured you were at a gay bar lol
#4 mattzarella[163844]
96.5.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
also you werent on aim so get on
#5 micro[163845]
cache-rtc-aa08.proxy.aol.com
there's not nearly enough homosexuality in this report
#6 Lithium[163849]
24-50-187-34.pittpa.adelphia.net
Agreed.
#7 PeaceableGhost[163850]
ppp-69-216-125-232.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
9. I might have said 10, only I didn't read it the first time I clicked on the report, so obviously it's a little too gay for that.
#8 Decay[163854]
250-56.69-92-cpe.cableone.net
Wow, I check the site for the first time a couple of weeks and theres a report with me in it!

Nice idea for game choice, and I think the fan-fic style writing worked well. However, we don't fight anything and I come off as an alcoholic coward. Please fix this in the next installment.

Also, more pictures. I don't even know what I look like!

Generally, I'd say this is about a 3. But since I'm in it, you get +5 to your score. 8ish. ;]





#9 micro[163859]
cache-mtc-ad02.proxy.aol.com
blasphemy, this is a perfect 10 fag ;D
#10 NewbEye[163861]
dp-216-106-106-155.storm.ca
The hurricane dude returns!

Someone actually submitted a FFT report last year, but they didn't stick with it. Too bad, 'cause it looks like such a neat piece of software.

Hm, as for your report, 'twas an interesting mixture of comedy and gravitas. I don't generally like fanfics, but I agree with Decay... It definitely seems to be working in this case. More pics would've helped for those who haven't played the game, but since it's a more story-oriented thing, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

Definitely looking forward to playing FFT vicariously through future instalments of this series.





#11 [163862]
user-0ce2kp9.cable.mindspring.com
Hmmm...

This was good. I enjoyed this much. No "rofl" moments for me but the humor worked well enough...I'm not one to actually laugh, I guess. Or perhaps I'm not into your humor as much as I thought =P

I'm confused regarding your protagonist...I would assume normally it was Ramza, since you seemed to introduce him as a protagonist at the start. However, when you and Dickie came in as characters it seemed like the focus would shift back and forth a little bit. I'm not sure if you intended that (especially considering your comments in the afterword regarding putting yourself in your work) and if you did, the transitions between the two didn't seem to work for me. It seemed like you two for a while, then suddenly there's someone to fight so we jump over to Ramza, and then as soon as the dust settles, back to you guys. I don't know if I'm making sense or explaining my problem with it at all.

Agreed about pics, and hoping you'll develop the whole "why do they hate us" angle next time around. I was hoping to have Tim and Zeke develop a little more before you offed them, but I guess that's not how shit worked out.

Dick the Drunk won the "guess the rating" contest. 8, and I'm a rater so it counts =]







#12 Decay[163863]
250-56.69-92-cpe.cableone.net
im nto drnuk!!
#13 mattzarella[163864]
96.5.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
dickie: youre an idiot, i cant even read your comment because you are obviously drunk and you slur your typing

newbeye: i take it you've never played FFT, then? im glad i could make someone enjoy the game who has never played it, and also happy that you enjoy a fanfic when you usually dont. im one of those people as well who hates fanfiction unless its absolutely stellar, so i am being a hypocrite and writing my own.

dd: in the beginning of the report, and its blatantly obvious (at least for me), i try to make the report silly and casual and it turns into something way more serious as i said in the afterword. i dunno what happened but im happy with the way the second half turned out more so than the first. you could definitely look forward to less mattz humor in the next installment and sparse but more eloquent humor. i dont think this is intended to be funny in any real way, but being who i am i will make some attempt to make it so.

generally there is a conflict as to who the protagonist is right now, and the change in perspective is intentional. you will understand why it's like that probably in the next installment but i cant make any gurantees, this thing pretty much writes itself. im just a funnel.

you can definitely expect more pictures next time. mooooost certainly.





#14 mattzarella[163865]
96.5.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
oh, one more thing about ramza: it's practically a necessity for him to be a protagonist at all times. if i were to lose sight of him for a while, narratively speaking, i would have to reiterate the actual storyline from his perspective or everyone would be lost. so much plot is thrown at you in FFT that you couldn't afford to lose sight of ramza for a minute if you still want to understand what's happening. if the characters were to split up, you can bet your shiny golden monkey that you'll be getting a story from the NHers and ramza. because it cant work any other way, you see. :)
#15 Psyonic_Reaver[163866]
67-59-78-62.generic.webformix.com
I loved FFT! So en essence. I love this report as well. I thought the humor had a good touch. Like DD said no "ROFL" moments but enough to get a chuckle. Keep it up! I can't wait to see what happens to the two poor SOB's that joined up with Ramza.

*Can I have a cameo? Maybe a monster? "Look out! It's a Psyonic Reaver!"* =p
#16 Eugenioso, CHileno[163868]
ppp-36-134.grapevine.net.au
This actually made me look up what an oxymorron means.
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...creepy stuff
#17 dust[163870]
bbcache-13.singnet.com.sg
Too easy to powergame in FFT. I would have my members throwing stones and potions at each other early on. Ramza spamming Yell till he gets more speed and actions per turn is rather broke.
#18 [163871]
ip68-225-202-104.ph.ph.cox.net
i was eating ribs while reading this report, it made the ribs taste better.

for the next installment, work a little more with the rhythm and description of your story. and casting yourself as the logical and calculating one is wrong, if you turn dickie gay he'd be you all over again

#19 mattzarella[163873]
96.5.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
you should hear us having actual conversations

basically i am smarter and cooler in every way
#20 SCN[163874]
c-24-245-46-202.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
this report sucked and i didn't even have to read it to find out.

just kidding, i'm drunk.

just kidding again, if i was drunk i'd have my tag on. i was just bored and felt like commenting.

alright, good talk. see ya out there.
#21 ZerG~LinG[163875]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
#22 ZerG~LinG[163876]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Bug more br.com ktnx please. Starting posts with "
#23 ZerG~LinG[163877]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
I'm a fucking dolt.

I do lessthanthree you matzz
#24 Psyonic_Reaver[163878]
67-59-78-62.generic.webformix.com
WTF ZL? Are you drunk too? =p
#25 micro[163879]
cache-dtc-aa08.proxy.aol.com
best br in the world!
#26 Decay[163880]
250-56.69-92-cpe.cableone.net
Nwo iam drnuk

beerz
#27 LinG-GoD[163881]
c-68-84-132-252.hsd1.md.comcast.net
psh................................................................
#28 Convider[163891]
toronto-HSE-ppp4110710.sympatico.ca
♥ this report.
#29 Psyonic_Reaver[163904]
mail.seventhmountain.com
Um. SPAM! =p So when does the next installment come out Mattz? I'm waiting!
#30 mattzarella[163905]
96.5.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
ask and ye shall receive
#31 Psyonic_Reaver[163918]
mail.seventhmountain.com
Woohoo!
#32 jkyu[164263]
c-69-138-164-29.hsd1.md.comcast.net
FFT = roxors



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