| #1 PhRyDaY[4251] |
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| show love LoL!!! this report is great! gotta worship the book of Heartcutter! |
| #2 Rudeboy[4252] |
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hehe great BR heartcutter,
ive read all your BR's and this one is great.
i give it a !0.. DOH i mean 10
i would love to play my zerg vs your terran and bite the dust :) |
| #3 T_Mac[4254] |
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man, great report, keep it up
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| #4 Fweddo[4261] |
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| LOL, really nice report Heartcutter. One of the funniest reports posted on this site imo. |
| #5 Tahrajj[4262] |
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| Fweddo thinks this report is funnier than mine? Are you on drugs?! hehe anyway, nice report, it was great... almost as good as mine =P lol |
| #6 MikeyMonty[4268] |
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| That report was hysterical. Keep them coming Heartcutter. |
| #7 Mind Twist, Official UnOfficial Rater[4269] |
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| I give this story a 5, because I do not feel the love. Otherwise it's excellent! :p |
| #8 Longlivethemac[4271] |
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Reason #542 on why not to play Heartcutter: His troops won't like you anymore.
If you do find a good terr/terran build please share it with us. I tend to lumber around in those matches do to lack of experiance with good terran players. |
| #9 -=1999=-[4276] |
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"Turbo newbie baby, turbo newbie!!" That had me in the floor puking I was laughing so hard. Then I got up and read to "kick his economy in the balls" and passed out. The in-game-thoughts are hilarious.
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| #10 Bigmell[4283] |
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I dont know about this report, your marines didnt get pissed off enough (upgrades?)
And do you get Mr. Burns vs a terran or just casper for nukes? |
| #11 Bigmell[4284] |
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In case you didnt notice I was bullshitting, great report. Just curious what you did as far as upgrades :)
btw, i stole your rax, rax, depot, depot, depot opening. When do you build your other rax tho? After the factory maybe? Or do you expand first?
p.s.
Your battle reports are new bible. :)
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| #12 Heartcutter[4285] |
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My other Rax comes way late. Usually after a Sci Facility. But at that point, I build 2-3 at the same time.
Expansion depends. Usually I begin a new CC to float after my Ebay. It gets done around the time the machine shop is ready. And I fly it to the destination. If the destination isn't secure, I"ll keep it above cliffs until I can secure the expansion area. |
| #13 ralessi[4287] |
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[begin beast] dude, you're #1 8[ [end beast]
lol your reports own ^^
moremore =p |
| #14 Fractal_Wave[4292] |
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Considering i just got SPANKED by a Terran on lost temple, i suppose i should bow down to the Terran Commander in cheif. (He's got the biggest beer, so he commands;)
But i won't
i will bow down to the fact that he said
"roshambo"
Keep up the good work mon
All the best jamacian style for 1999,
Fractal_Wave |
| #15 Johnny_Vegas[4322] |
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| Hehe, your reports are damn funny. The little story about the vulture was cool. Giving your troops personality really makes the reader sad when they die. Deon got a new bike (happy). Deon got shot down by the non-beer drinking red army! (sad) |
| #16 Necrosausage![4331] |
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Spilling beer is bad - I had to throw in a lil pause in a game I had about 2-3 days ago b/c my keyboard/table/seat swam in beer...
BTW, great report - long live the beer-loving-armies! |
| #17 GhOsT~LiZarD[4347] |
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| What can i say....THIS BR ROX!!!!!!!!!! |
| #18 .Praetor[4349] |
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| GREAT REPORT Heartcutter! You ROCK. Though your obsession with malt liquor is going a BIT over the edge =). |
| #19 Hearcutter[4360] |
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| Hehe. I'll ease up on the liquor. But I need another good subject to glue everything together. Most importantly, I don't want to get stale. |
| #20 DarKnight[4461] |
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i love <b>wraiths<b>!
the guy plays <font size=5><b><i> almost</i></b></font>
<b>exactly</b> like me, when i was a newbie. i would do a double rax, factory, starport build, research cloak, and attack with around 4 wraiths (cloaked). once, on my second game on b.net, that happened and we played that little game of build the missile turret, but he got faster than me and my wraiths were gone! next time, i always <b>killed</b> the scv!
<b><i>DarKnight</i></b> |
| #21 Seriph (putc721612000009.cts.com)[6436] |
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Man I fell the love! No, you don;t understand I FEEL the love, baby!
<insery barry white music>
*Seriph proceds to get down* |
| #22 [beersicle] (spider-we011.proxy.aol.com)[6463] |
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maybe deion would have lived longer if he layed some mines
chicks dig that :) |
| #23 endersshadow[133919] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
"They did not love his shiny new Kawazaki Vulture 350 crusin' machine."
rofl, excellent report. |
| #24 wakiki[155252] |
| cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Last. Funny stuff. |
| #25 [161077] |
| 62-244-185-34.cust.exponential-e.net |
no im last
hahaha
30/8/2005
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