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-greyhoundbus




#1 [157092]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
Horrible opponents, but sort of funny in parts. Well, I laughed at how bad they were. And when the one guy called you gay =].
#2 TheCheeseManCan[157093]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Weird build orders.
#3 SnK-Arcbound[157095]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
I guess I'll go read it then.
#4 TheCheeseManCan[157096]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Wtf Infantry vs Protoss! Wtf Shakespearian alt text! Wtf hax!
#5 SnK-Arcbound[157097]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
OK, I read it, and I'd ahve to say its not that bad. Not like Sindri-dark-sucks-what-ever-his-name-is-can't-write-a-report-dude. I'd say it deserves atleast a 5.
#6 Some_God[157098]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
You mean THE DARK LORD OF CRAP??!... this report makes me want to play SC. :(
#7 Decay[157099]
dyn56-230.res-hall.ndsu.NoDak.edu
Hahaha, the game sucked but the report itself was well written and pretty funny I thought. I wouldn't mind seeing more of these. I'm not sure why, but I actually laughed out loud at "Oh the Aiurny!" Does that make me a nerd? :(
#8 SnK-Arcbound[157100]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
I didn't get that until now... I thought he didn't know how to spell irony.
#9 PeaceableGhost[157101]
198.109.221.15
Definitely second the 6 rating - I want to give it an extra .5 for the Shakespeare quotes and bad puns, but not sure that works, hmm...

Definitely keep writing!

#10 Asmodues[157102]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
I loved the writing. You're very humorous.
#11 Netaddict[157116]
pgrg01m07-10.bctel.ca
Same here, but that's one way to prove that not all reports from those not in the HOF must have bad writing..
#12 Convider[157129]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp322825.sympatico.ca
good writing, pics could have been edited a bit better (eg take out the "replay" panel), but you really need a better game.
6.5
#13 Hey Joe[157133]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
I think he was playing against the computers. That's why the names are blocked out and the font for the in-game text is different. And that's why the players sucked. Nice attempt though.
#14 SnK-Arcbound[157138]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Haha, probably. They are stupid, stupid computers. I wish they made the computers like in WC, with the insane norm. stuff. That would be awesome. It would randomly select mutaling, or goons, and always block the ramp w/ terran.
#15 maareek[157190]
mblt-ac034.gtcom.net
Last I heard, PP wouldn't work for my OS. Since then I haven't checked into it much, just heard others speak of their experiences. I thought I heard the creator say he had a version for 1.12 now. :/
#16 Hey Joe[157191]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
#16: Well then, I retract my previous statements. It just seemed that way at first. :
#17 Hey Joe[157192]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
:/
#18 SnK-Arcbound[157216]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
I totally forgot that they talked... I was to busy shaking my head.
#19 [157226]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
Wow you could be a really good reporter soon. This was a great first report. I liked the text, although you shouldn't have censored the names. Great job, 6.
#20 MidnightGladius[157349]
adsl-8-155-239.mia.bellsouth.net
Very good job for a first report.

But next time, use better-looking font please.

Besides that, keep up the good work.

You can censor the names if you want, I personally don't want to know the names of people who play SC this badly :P





#21 [157394]
c-67-176-104-160.client.comcast.net
Hahahaha, "the Aiurny." That, plus your opponents, plus the good writing. If it had been longer it would've rocked.

7

Minimap was a bit small though.







#22 maareek[157434]
mblt-aa019.gtcom.net
I enjoyed the hell out of that. The game was terrible but the writing was true to the heart of the report and therefore was very enjoyable as what it was.

Maybe it's just the fact that I always love it when somebody can pull off this style well because I can't but I'd give this an 8 based off enjoyment. :)

#23 [157904]
usrns104.dialup.hawaii.edu
Nice report, 6.
#24 chickenblah3[163470]
c-67-171-128-76.hsd1.or.comcast.net
oh man lol lol i laughed so hard "oh the aiurny". that was tight. dude, wow. n00bs are good fun stuff. what would we do without em?




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