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#1 [157026]
nr11-216-196-190-188.fuse.net
Arrr!
#2 Convider[157027]
HSE-Hamilton-ppp291794.sympatico.ca
yarrrr
safety scissors? wtf?
whats next? a pudding knife?

#3 Crazster[157030]
ip42-140.island.edu.hk
3rd
#4 dustbiter[157031]
bbcache-16.singnet.com.sg
Harrr! I'm a pirate!
#5 Crazster[157032]
ip42-140.island.edu.hk
Unlock please.
#6 Crazster[157033]
ip42-140.island.edu.hk
UNLOCK IT YOU EVIL RATERS OR PROVIDE LINK ELDRITCHEVIL!!!


THANKYOU SIR.


#7 Tiger-[157034]
customer-201-133-228-25.prod-infinitum.com.mx
I NEED this so badly.
#8 Turbo_Noob[157035]
adsl-68-22-193-123.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Do i get a part as the tank or alien? Sigourney Weaver? Patrick Swayzee? Wierd Al Yankovich?
#9 [157036]
nr11-216-196-190-188.fuse.net
HAHAHAHAH I forgot to approve it

-.-

I sleep now



#10 dodopout[157037]
d199-126-42-193.abhsia.telus.net
10th!! now to read it >.<
#11 Jummy[157038]
12-205-146-3.client.mchsi.com
Eleventh or twelfth, depending on how long this takes. Please someone give me specific directions on how my retarded ass can download/play this game. I will love you forever, and if science ever makes it possibly, have your babies. Especially you Eldritch.
#12 Convider[157039]
HSE-Hamilton-ppp291794.sympatico.ca
9
#13 Kedinik[157040]
adsl-69-231-119-159.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
I'm ready to kill some alien scum or die trying. Recruit Kedinik in the next report pls.
#14 El_Supremo[157041]
mcdhcp86.merton.ox.ac.uk
I'm very sorry for spamming this comments section, but I don't know where else to ask. How do I join nohunters? When I type "/join op ~nohunters" (or anything else beginning with /) in the Channel space, I get a pop-up saying "invalid characters."
#15 endersshadow[157042]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
I am a commander of all that is X-COM. This pleases me. I am not in this particular report. This saddens me. The next installment, featuring me saving a mission single-handedly, better be out by tomorrow.
#16 PeaceableGhost[157044]
198.109.221.15
Love the working EV:N in there. Although I *cough* never actually got more than about two missions into it.

Oh, and stuff: good report. As usual. Glad to know I will be forever remembered. Or my death at least. Or maybe just MuLepton's killing. Whatever. 8.

#17 Asmodues[157046]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
You spelled my name wrong :/

Also, wtf? I'm mentioned... 3 times. Twice, if you don't doubt the whole "twice in same sentence" thing.

#18 Crazster[157050]
n218103207043.netvigator.com
Hehe, my soldier owns ^^ Good in everything with 3 strong points:) Thanks!
#19 [157053]
nr11-216-196-190-188.fuse.net
Asmodues, you must remember, I have over one hundred soldiers. It's entirely possible that, on a small mission, should you be included in it, you won't be able to do much.
#20 squad[157054]
h0008a1036612.ne.client2.attbi.com
haha my stats suck. i swear im going to die the first time im put out there.
#21 Haike[157055]
palo2.pacific.net.sg
crazster,my soldier > urs!!! im a MVP and what are u?~!! :D

go me!

#22 SnK-Arcbound[157063]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Wow, three shots at me and I didn't die, I'm a lucky bastard. Nice. I still wish their was more missions :( . I like them.
#23 Asmodues[157064]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
I know, I was just bitching :-)

Also, you spelt my name wrong :/

#24 wakiki[157071]
cable-71-8-83-27.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, I'm glad I got a fairly unique class :D

This report seemed the hardest to read of all of them though. And not much happened in it either :

These are still lots of fun though. Hopefully it will get more difficult and interesting later.



#25 SnK-Arcbound[157075]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Yeah, I didn't see much difference in the difficulty of reading it. Though I have never had a problem reading these... Oh and not much happened in those two, it seemed to me... well short. There are battle reports longer than this and that have less happening. Maybe that's why ling had such a problem with it, to much to keep track of (well not for me). I liked it. It was great. Me likely kekekekekekekekekekekeke.
#26 Tripe[157077]
ca-glendora-cuda1-c8a-a-94.arcdca.adelphia.net
Tripe, SC: 58/66/35/20/53/46/77/26; Notes: Good TUs, Stamina and Reactions.

>_> Yay, I'm not basically a meatshield who doesn't stand a chance.

I mean, I might not stand a chance, but at least my stats don't say "lolol he needs to eat"



#27 wakiki[157078]
cable-71-8-83-27.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, I just DLed it and am playing it.

I'm having alot of trouble with the interface (I think I've been spoiled by Civ3 and its Civilopedia). In my first mission, all eight of my recruits died, without firing a single shot! I couldn't figure out how to shoot their guns :( But, I've progressed - a little - and the game seems really cool :)

#28 SnK-Arcbound[157079]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
I tried playing too... I ended up using all of their TU's on one move... I deleted the game shortly after.
#29 Mayday116[157087]
80-89-99-163.ADSL.ycn.com
You shoot their guns by pressing on them and then chosing fire mode and then clicking on the enemy. Your reports are great EE. continue with the great work.
#30 Woodtopian[157094]
c-67-170-144-247.client.comcast.net
Fantastic work.

(peers to the left, glances to the right.)

I'm only fifteen, but I still want to enlist! It's my choice if I want to throw my life away for the good of humanity, isn't it?

Make me an X-COM soldier!
#31 SnK-Arcbound[157112]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Whens the next one bro?
#32 Turbo_Noob[157127]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
So I didn't get the role as tank? Can I be the next skyranger then? Or maybe rename an interceptor?
#33 wakiki[157142]
cable-24-196-12-221.mtv.al.charter.com
Hey, how do I figure out how much strength something requires?
#34 Netaddict45[157145]
pgrg01m07-62.bctel.ca
The more strength he has, the more he can carry.. I think strength works percentagewise. A guy with 30 strength can have 30% of inventory squares full and suffer no penalty. A guy with 60 strength can have 60% of his item squares full.
#35 Netaddict[157146]
pgrg01m07-62.bctel.ca
Oh, and please correct me if I'm wrong.
#36 wakiki[157164]
cable-24-196-12-221.mtv.al.charter.com
GW on goving him a 9, Domogra.
#37 Jummy[157183]
12-205-146-108.client.mchsi.com
Sorry it's late, but I've been so busy playing the game I forgot that I didn't thank you Convider, so thanks! This game friggin' dominates.
#38 [157184]
nr11-216-196-188-134.fuse.net
NEXT REPORT BE OUT WHEN IT IS OUT OKAY

DONT YOU PRESSURE MEEEEE
#39 [157193]
nr11-216-196-188-153.fuse.net
Wow, whoever sent me that card, I have to thank you. That's pretty amazing.

As in, very very amazing.

Wow. I have no idea what to say.
#40 [157197]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
HOW ABOUT THANK YOU?!
#41 wakiki[157199]
cable-24-196-12-221.mtv.al.charter.com
Wait, Dogomama gave EE the card?
#42 Razoriel[157202]
217.cust29.nsw.dsl.ozemail.com.au
Congrats on recieving a card! Perhaps it will assist your plans of preventing global domination. Oh, and maybe you could give people who died a chance to 'come back to life', so that they can, you know, feel special in dying 10 times :D.

Once again, excellent report, and hope to see a new one soon.
#43 Crazster[157213]
n219077088230.netvigator.com
Nice 10 bucks! is the report out yet?
#44 Wigum[157215]
192.195.176.82
Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure.
1/2 point goes to whoever can name the song and artist. (only half cause its easy)
#45 Biek[157221]
132.229.87.188
>Asmodues, you must remember, I have over one hundred >soldiers. It's entirely possible that, on a small mission, should >you be included in it, you won't be able to do much.

Hm.. maybe you should let a few soldiers die a heroic but pointless death(99 or so, leave me to save the earth)

MuLepton, MuLepton...that name sounds suspiciously like ' Muton' ..could this be why they always seem to know our plans?

>NEXT REPORT BE OUT WHEN IT IS OUT OKAY
>DONT YOU PRESSURE MEEEEE

great fame brings great responsibility, young Skywalker

>Oh, and maybe you could give people who died a chance >to 'come back to life', so that they can, you know, feel >special in dying 10 times :D.

No chance, no way
I hope ypou agree with me on this, Endersshadow. The chance that an operative goes on a mission is already very small.
#46 Niek[157222]
132.229.87.188
Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure.
1/2 point goes to whoever can name the song and artist. (only half cause its easy)

Undre pressure, Queen, easy

Try this one:
I have something to put in you..in the gay bar, gay bar
#47 Some_guy[157223]
acs-24-144-168-88.zoominternet.net
I wanna be a telepath and have psychic battles with the aliens!!
But if that doesn't work could you please enlist me in X-Com too?
#48 Razoriel[157234]
136.cust22.nsw.dsl.ozemail.com.au
'No chance, no way'

Yeah, I understand where you are coming from. Perhaps you are right about that, but, of course, it is EE's decision. My idea won't be implemented, anyway :D.

Name a Firestorm Muton Hater, or something like that :p
#49 VisMaior[157240]
mail.mithis.hu
can I be in this too? Umm, how was this again.. o ya
EldritchEvil, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE ME AN X-COM SOLDIER!

I'd like to be a piromaniac HW guy wit IN rockets or autocannon IN ammo. Of course I use other ammo too, but most of the time i like to use IN. I also prefer to go on night missions, for the added amusement value. Watch my back tough, if possible...
#50 [157896]
usrns150.dialup.hawaii.edu
Hmm, seems more like a transition/upkeep report. Useful and interesting as part of the report series but less so standing alone.

Feels to be somewhere around 7-7.5.



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