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#1 MikeyMonty[4150]
You talk too much, but you really suck. Shut up and stop wasting the webspace!!! This post deserves a 1
#2 Fweddo[4151]
What happened to the screenshots? I sent in 5, none showed up.
#3 MikeyMonty[4152]
Post something that makes more sense, like I do
#4 God[4153]
seriously man, you should like really go away. this shit is nonsense
#5 [G]-Ryder[4154]
The same stuff over and over and over again. ARG!

#6 Fweddo[4155]
what doesnt make sense? I dont see what u mean.
#7 Heartcutter[4156]
Hmph. The post was not bad, but it could still use a lot more editing. I liked Marauder_KB's post over the weekend. We need to see more like them.
#8 _DuckMaul_[4157]
Yup go read Marauder_KB's post, now that's pure writing skills. Learn from the "2nd best". Well you all know who best is.
#9 MikeyMonty[4158]
Marauder_KB's post was lame
#10 Fweddo[4159]
=( I think the screenshots would clear up a bunch of stuff. Still, I think it makes sense.
#11 Fweddo[4160]
Damn, sorry I suck
#12 Heartcutter[4161]
The screanshots don't make a difference if your writing skills are very bad. Too bad you came to US only last week.
#13 God[4162]
Did you swin here too? _DuckMaul_ swam here. It is evident from his writing. Marauder_KB is a natural, gosh.
#14 _DuckMaul_[4163]
Hmm. This site is getting pretty lame as of late. If you really think my writing skills are bad, write one that beats my skills }x)
#15 Fweddo[4164]
plz point out some of the places that don't make sense (and plz dont say the whole report). It would help out a lot, and no this report does not deserve a great score, but imo it's better than marauder's reports, where everything is in gibberish.
#16 Marauder_KB[4165]
WHAT? How de ell ar u tellin mah repots ar giberis? Mah repots ar as good as it gets dudes! Geta livings
#17 DeepSitz[4166]
Well this post was much much way better than Marauder_KBs in fact. and I don't see how this one is bad.
#18 Fweddo[4167]
Marauder do you purposely misspell most of your words?
#19 Fweddo[4168]
Thanks deepsitz, I needed a compliment for once =)
#20 Marauder_KB[4170]
No I'm a Chink, who wanna be a American Cobuoy.
#21 DARTH VADER[4171]
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU...
#22 _Lazy_Boyz_[4172]
you people piss me off. you guys dont gotz lives to live. go to work, and raise a family. stop arguing over stupid sucky SC
#23 Clown Bengalaas[4173]
He doesn't deserve me
#24 DarKnight[4177]
here comes the $hit bengaalas again!
#25 Johnny_Vegas[4178]
Hey will the same person stop posting under different names? thanks.. I added the pics
#26 Alita99[4181]
[Since this report thread seems to be going downhill fast, Let me try to stop it)

Hey Fweddo,

Some writing tips:

Read Mark4 and CattleBruiser's suggestions on battle report writing.

Click on each individual type of unit as a battle commences. If there are upgrades, note them in your report.

Try to refer to what part of the map the battles are occuring on ("Beesting's main base"). Nothing's worse than "the attack commensed on the natural's gimme of Blade101's third expansion"

Try to type in the entire name of the players involved, not an abbreviation.

... and most importantly, don't forget to include some mention of alcohol consumption in the report (the raters LIKE that for some odd reason)! =)













#27 DARTH VADER[4182]
may the force be with you... again. since I see you really need it. I am willing to share $22.99
#28 Fweddo[4185]
THANK YOU finally for some CONSTRUCTIVE critisism, alita. Ok, next time I'll try to follow that.
#29 [G]-Ryder[4187]
you'd better follow them, otherwise don't bother coming back
#30 [G]-Ryder[4188]
Be Cool, BE LIKE MARAUDER_KB

MARAUDER_KB is the MAN HIMSELF!!!

#31 Fweddo[4190]
At least I try to post battlereports, g-ryder. Haven't seen you do that for awhile (unless you write under a different name). First write a better br than me, (yes I know most people can probably do that), THEN make your stupid trash posts which help nobody and serve no purpose.
#32 MikeyMonty[4193]
You have a pretty big mouth for a scrawny player Fweddo. Watch how you speak to the great ones. This is not going to get you far.
#33 $hit Bengalaas[4196]
I want him! I want him! PLEASE!!?!?
#34 $hit Bengalaas[4197]
I want him! I want him! PLEASE!!?!?
#35 ^Alita99^[4198]
I look forward to reading your next report Fweddo!
#36 Heartcutter[4202]
Good report. I like the screenshots.
Keep it up.

Also. Someone else is posting comments here under my name. Please stop it.


#37 Horny[4203]
Muhahahaha! I weeel keeeel you Heartcutter. Your heart weeeel beee on mei plate tonight!
#38 Necrosausage![4205]
Ok, this was not the best BR of all time but why all these flames? Ive seen dozens of reports that were far worse than this one on this forum...

And what I dont understand: Why is this report rated with "6" if every1 finds it sucky?

#39 Heartcutter[4206]
Oh I'm so sorry Horny. I bow down to your royalty. Please forgive the arrogant ways of your servant Heartcutter. I doth not know the severity of my actions. All hail Thee. All hail Thee. Thou are live forever!
#40 [FLS]prozerran[4209]
Maybe you need a log-in system to post BR and comments now Johnny. =(
#41 Fweddo[4211]
Um... why do you call me a scrawny player? I did not even play in that game, and I did not diss g-ryder in my post. I would say the same thing to you, except you have proven that you can write a lot better reports than me, so fine, if you feel like expressing your opinions about my reports, alright. But I do not recall g-ryder posting a report, yet he continues to mindlessly diss me without giving his reasons. Thankx for all positive comments btw.
#42 YourRoleModel[4214]
Hey Johnny_Vegas... why not identify the imposter posters, and put them on a table with the Ursadon Crap Pile rating gif I sent you?

I didn't see why this report got so many flames, it wasn't a Cattlebruiser Production, but it wasn't horrible.

#43 Alita99^^[4215]
Necrosausage!

If we can extrapolate from Johnny's comment WAY above. This is due to one person having an awful lot of time on their hands.





#44 Serephina[4219]
Hey Fweddo, seemed like a good battle, but I quickly got lost at where all this action was occuring in the map. To alleveate the name mixup that plauges me 9and others, i assume) it help to refer to plaers by their color, as "blue toss" is much easyer tto remeber than a persons name, IMO. Also, if possible, try to have a picture of the map, or maybe a link to it, if it isn't a commen one like LT or Dire.

BTW, does your name derive from a ice-cream company? The best (and most expensive) ice-cream in Argentina is called Fredo's, pronounced similar to your name =)
#45 T.T.Boy[4222]
Hey, Serephina, eres de argentina? Necesito practicar mi espanol. mandeme una carta @ KatieG619@msn.com
#46 Slicer[4224]
I seriously don't understand what is wrong with this BR, other than it's too short. Who the hell started this flamewar anyway? (not like we can be sure of anyone's name on here...)

Anyway, I rated it a 6.
#47 Johnny_Vegas[4226]
Wow, I guess no spamming was too much to hope for. Login systems would be annoying for everyone, I hope I don't have to start one up. Of course I could just find out who's doing it and ban them from the site...
#48 Fweddo[4227]
My name comes from a nickname I call my brother =) I just created it, and kept on playing with it basically. That's how I got it (its a derivation of the word Fred, which isnt my bro's real name, but I like to call him that).
#49 Serephina[4228]
Fweddo, oh, weel, jsut a coinsidence, the BR was fine, I'd expect it to get a little higher, tho.

JV, sounds like a good ida, the banning of the spammer. I'd positivly <I>detest</I> ahveing to login just to adda comment.

T.T.Boy, I never use E-mail these days, since all I get is dammned spam-mail from dental and porno sites (how the hell did they get my Email? I never hand it out to automated thingies). My ICQ is 43221465, or just search for Serephina as my nick. Email is at NightStr@hotmail.com, but don't expect me to look in that mess of an inbox :/ Any ideas onhow to restrict those &#*(@! spammers?
#50 Templar of doom[4233]
wow 50 posts for a 6,did all the scores increase, most of the posts here are pretty much crap. I sortta like the BR it wan't that bad. The grammer was a little off in parts but most BR are like that and the pics are on the bottom but Few use IMG SRC too, weird
#51 ^Alita99^[4234]
Hey Serephina,

RE: Spam mail. Must be the cookies you accept from various sites. Java and Java script may grab you e-mail address too.

At least, that's my experience... =)
#52 MikeyMonty[4236]
Hey, this is the real me. Johnny, I agree login systems would suck, but some forums I know of that have authentication systems. When you post you just check this little box and your ID number is posted with your post. That way if someone imitates you their number will be different or they just won't authenticate. I don't know if this is possible for this type of comment system, but you may just want to look into it.
And Fweddo, sorry about the flames but that wasn't me (I am sure that wasn't the real [G]-Ryder either). Keep writing and read the Battle Reports guide and I'm sure you will improve. Best of luck.
#53 Fweddo[4260]
Thankx mikey. I really liked u'r br btw, and I'm glad that it was probably some idiot using different ppl's names than several ppl. I really didn't think my br was THAT bad =) This is probably my last comment. Did this set ne records for comments btw?
#54 MikeyMonty[4270]
Hey Fweddo, the report wasn't bad at all for your first one. Search by author under my name. My first report is downright embarrassing. Just keep at it.
#55 -]=Wr@iTh=[-[4272]
Man Don't you feel lucky you got this many replies! Holy! This post was good really. I'de give it a 7.

BTW I found Marauder_KB's post pretty funny but I wouldn't give it more than 2.5 either. Give him the clown bengalaas. Hahah, thats right.

Peace Out.
#56 Templar of doom[4273]
LOL that was funny, for a 2.0 sadly i only made 2 reports and neither was bad, nor good.

I spend WAAAAAY too much time messing with images with paint, btw anyone know where you can get a free copy of photoshop. The only place i knew that had it was my school and it's summer : )
#57 -]=Wr@iTh=[-[4274]
One of those once per IP per post or something like that would stop faggots.
#58 Slicer[4296]
Or, we'd just have our IPs next to our names when we posted.
#59 Alita99[4312]
We all know why Blizzard put up the two post limit per two hour period on their posts boards... don't we now? =)
#60 ShadowCrown[4328]
I'm gonna say that there's prob a 60-70% chance of that Marauder guy being the spammer here. He seems like the type, judging by what he has posted so far.
#61 -]=Wr@iTh=[-[4345]
ARG! 60 replies is enough damnit!
#62 Johnny_Vegas[4355]
Delete from comments where reportnum=603;

Do you know what that is? It's the command I use to delete all the comments from a report.

Must stop spammers... (waves hand in front of enter key)



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