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#1 [156475]
nr11-216-196-191-175.fuse.net
Approved like... Some approvable.

Enjoy.

#2 [156476]
usrns27.dialup.hawaii.edu
Ooh, a report.

*Strolls in*

Btw. Broken span code. Paragraph 6, the floater one.



#3 Desert Demon[156478]
user-0ce2kb0.cable.mindspring.com
Yeah I noticed that too. Yay I'm in it!
#4 SnK-Arcbound[156480]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Sweet,the next one so soon? I hope this is atleast a weekly occurance.
#5 [156481]
nr11-216-196-186-239.fuse.net
Whoops, a space got added in there somehow. Also Mark: you already ARE in the br. You got blown up by ZerG~LinG's rocket and critically wounded.
#6 [156482]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
Crap, I skimmed it and missed the four connection. =[
#7 [156483]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
Also, I want my laser pistol.
#8 Decay[156484]
dyn56-230.res-hall.ndsu.NoDak.edu
Haha I suck.

The report doesn't though, nice job. Too bad you set the release standard high now. I expect another one in no more than 48 hours.

#9 [156485]
nr11-216-196-186-239.fuse.net
Ugh. I'll see what I can do.
#10 SnK-Arcbound[156487]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
That was so cool. But it turns out that I am a weakass pussy, but I have really good vision I guess. I want to see like lots of people kicking butt.
#11 [156488]
nr11-216-196-186-239.fuse.net
Eh? You have decent Reactions and Accuracy, as well as good TUs and grenade accuracy. Seems good to me.
#12 SnK-Arcbound[156490]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Oh, I wasn't complaining, It's not like I wanted perfect's on everything, it's just that THE OUIJI BOARD predicted me sucking complete ass. What could this mean?
#13 SnK-Arcbound[156491]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
OH, anyone want to put bets on who will die first? (and no your not allowed to make your preditions come true eldritcheevil) Mines on...... Zerg~ling!!! Sorry bud, your just alittle TO brave ;) .
#14 maareek[156494]
mblt-aa075.gtcom.net
You should be mad at Mark, EE. By mentioning my name in the news post, he has made this look like a mere plaything compared to my excellence.

That's my way of saying I haven't read either part, btw.

#15 [156495]
nr11-216-196-186-239.fuse.net
Hey, how about you read it, and I give you a guy with 40/20/5/10/20/40/50/10 stats? You can go in the UFO first!
#16 SnK-Arcbound[156496]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Silly aliens. Always landing in third-world countries.
#17 Asmodues[156497]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
Wtf, you put Cheeseman in before ME?
I'm hurt.
#18 [156498]
nr11-216-196-188-3.fuse.net
You didn't sign up. Do you want to be a soldier?
#19 Some_God[156501]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
I can be a soldier... but I don't have to do any work, do I?
#20 Epoch[156507]
ool-182f071d.dyn.optonline.net
Hahahaha. ^_^ I love it. 10. My characterization was beautiful, thank you. I'm surprised I didn't die though. I was fairly sure I was going to.

Oh well. Great job, keep up the good work. :D

#21 Pri]M[aL[156509]
bl5-200-232.dsl.telepac.pt
I love that game, but I never knew we could play with human players since nobody seemed to like it besides me...

By the way can I play with some friends X-Com: Apocalypse? That game is so damn good, have you ever tried?

#22 SCV~007[156510]
c-a70d72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
Dear god, if I had a dollar for every hour I wasted on playing that game :)
#23 Woah[156511]
a212-113-164-103.netcabo.pt
I think so Primal, I´m trying to get the game to work again on the new sistems (dos-box and stuff zzz)
#24 Dibbler[156513]
194.151.4.99
Omg, another one this soon. You're really setting expectations now. When's the next? 10 for originality.
#25 [156515]
nr11-216-196-187-96.fuse.net
Ugh, Apocalypse. Real-time? In X-COM? No, thanks.

Some_God and RabidMurloc added to the queue. More advanced aliens should arrive in a terror mission (Cyberdiscs and Reapers) and then we'll probably start seeing Snakemen during mid Feburary.

#26 Landon_Fox[156516]
164.106.73.244
EldritchEvil, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE ME AN X-COM SOLDIER!

*shifts eyes*

I haven't played this game in ages. Now I absolutely have to play! My playing style is a little different than yours. Or is that a product of the characters involved?

One thing I have to ask, are you doing any save and reload when soldiers get killed? I try to avoid that when plausible.

If I get made into a soldier I'd like to carry a rocket launcher. I love this gun. It's dirt cheap and insanely powerful. One large rocket will KO cyberdisks, reapers, and chrysilids. The thing you have to understand is you don't use it like a FPS rocket launcher. You kneel and aim shot. With the super high accuracy, you are almost garenteed a hit and kill.

If I don't have the stats, which my be hard to find, then just make me a grunt with a rifle and grenades. I prefer rifles over pistols because of autofire. Pistols may do more damage over all, but you have to shoot four times each turn. That is five actions that aliens can reaction fire to! Putting out six bullets from your rifle is only two actions they can react to. This makes rifles better when rooting around in UFOs.

Oh yeah, personality. Okay, let's give you something really fun to work with. My guy worships the color blue as a god. As an act of devotion he likes to wrap blue sashes around various places on his body, like some kind of RPG character. He also wears an artifical skunk tail on himself that is about two and a half feet long. It's connected by wires up his jacket so it waves around like it was real. There, that's should give you some nice fodder for interparty conflicts!

Hm, did I just earn myself the rank of CF?










#27 [156518]
nr11-216-196-187-30.fuse.net
No. You'll fit in fine. And no, I don't do any save/reloading. It's dishonest!
#28 Landon_Fox[156519]
164.106.73.244
Good man, Eldritch!
#29 Haike[156520]
palo2.pacific.net.sg
EldritchEvil, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE ME AN X-COM SOLDIER
#30 Landon_Fox[156521]
164.106.73.241
Now that I've had more time to think, here are some more additions to my character to finish him off as completely eccentric.

He also wears artifical skunk ears which move around in a life-like manner due to wires running through his jacket. They flatten against his head when angry or sad, perk up when excited, etc.

He likes having his "furry appendages" rubbed, or being scritched behind his "ears".

He wears a collar and leash. The leash is wrapped under his belt then hooked on his collar. Anyone who touches the leash without permission gets pounded. Many times. Hard.

He likes being in the dark because "grues are cute and fuzzy".

Speaking of cute and fuzzy, he'll be sympathetic to Reapers because they are "cute, cuddly foxxies". It won't stop him from shooting them but he will be bummed about it.

If you capture a Reaper alive then he will tame it and make it a base pet. He will name it, "Princess".

That's it I think. Feel free to make him the biggest, flamingest furry you can imagine.
#31 [156523]
nr11-216-196-187-30.fuse.net
I'm afriad I don't allow furries in my squad, despite my longtime friendship with several of them. I'll just ignore that last post of yours. Blue is good.

Haike and Commander_Keen added to the queue.
#32 Landon_Fox[156524]
164.106.73.241
So I guess a pet Chrysalid is right out, eh?
#33 NtN-Scissors[156526]
cmbg-cache-4.server.ntli.net
"EldritchEvil, I want to fight soldiers in XCOM! Make me an alien. Please try and give me Chrysalid classification."
#34 [156527]
nr11-216-196-187-30.fuse.net
Yes. We don't take Chrysalids as pets. We kill them at one hundred yards.

NtN-Scissors has been added to the queue.
#35 eU)NiCk[156528]
dsl-239-86.utaonline.at
By the way, I'm from Austria ^^

I hope my character stays invincible. :P
#36 TheCheesemanCan[156531]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Yay I got the worst character! And my name makes no sense!
Good report EE. 9.
#37 Pri]M[aL[156534]
bl5-136-189.dsl.telepac.pt
Nice work! I will also create a minor report since I want to test out my writting/graphic skills.

But I´ll probably do about X-Com: Apocalypse, since I don´t know where are my old UFO disks...

Oh and by the way, can I also be a X-COM soldier?
#38 endersshadow[156539]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
Holy crap. My digital self is badass. Reading.
#39 [156542]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
Well hell, if no one else will vote I will =o.
#40 sacrilegious[156562]
69.158.62.241
anyone know where i can download this full version of this game or give me a link?

i haven't played it since forever, although when i was a kid i cheated, cuz i got wasted usually so fast, even the first mission against sectoids!

i ph33r chrysallids the most....
#41 Odin's Raven![156600]
adsl-68-91-215-94.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net
I liked it a whole lot. The obligatory complement/sucking up out of the way: Please let me be a soldier for XCom. It would be like a virtual dream come true.
#42 sacrilegious[156601]
69.158.62.241
^^ thanks thanks!

i should be more competent now in this game than 10 years ago haha
#43 Avail[156607]
c-65-97-24-49.va.client2.attbi.com
I fully expect to be in the next one.

<3
#44 [156608]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
anyone tech help me? I played the xcom with the loader and it worked fine on my last computer. Dloaded ity from udogs again for this one, and I get a blurry jump in the middle of the screen. Everything is legible, but annoying. 21" flatscreen at 60hz refresh...
#45 [156626]
nr11-216-196-184-146.fuse.net
Avail added to the queue.
#46 [156646]
nr11-216-196-184-146.fuse.net
Oh, and Odin. Missed you in the first glance.
#47 endersshadow[156657]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
I fully expect Epoch to be killed in the next installment. Not only does his stamina rival mine but he has ~42 kills in one report when I'm averaging less than one a mission.

The Captain choice was a good one though. 8.5!
#48 Convider[156659]
HSE-Toronto-ppp303701.sympatico.ca
thank you OH SO MUCH for sending me in the field without ammo :[
#49 RedShirt[156663]
adsl-065-012-145-006.sip.clt.bellsouth.net
Have you looked into the remake:
http://freshmeat.net/projects/ufo2000/
#50 [156664]
nr11-216-196-186-235.fuse.net
Re; Convider: Nyah!

RedShirt: Yeah, but honestly, who cares? Multiplayer is kind of cool, but I'm not interested.
#51 [156671]
nr11-216-196-191-228.fuse.net
HG? Heavy Grunt? I'll assume you mean HW.
#52 [156672]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
worrrrd. I do. Great br, but some HTML problems - ie. the swath of yellow text, and you called Ling "Leing" alot. So I'm somewhat torn on what to mark you. I'll think about it.
#53 Convider[156674]
HSE-Toronto-ppp303701.sympatico.ca
the yellow text has a title attribute to it, and "Leing" is meant to simulate ling's accent (or so i believe...)
#54 [156675]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
the yellow text that continued by accident for a whole paragraph ;)
#55 [156676]
nr11-216-196-184-62.fuse.net
Say what? Eek! I didn't notice. Remind me to proofread next time.

And yes, Leing is ZerG~LinG's "fictional" name.
#56 [156677]
nr11-216-196-184-62.fuse.net
And now I know why I didn't notice. There are no more span errors. What are you talking about?
#57 [156678]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
this paragraph:

But it looks like his Poor Aim Disorder is catching, because the alien he was shooting at misses with all of its opportunity shots. Lithium_ steps up next to Decay and takes the alien out with one bullet. Next turn, a Sectoid shoots at the tank, missing. Lithium_ and Decay double team it, Decay getting the kill. The squad is now bisected: Lithium_, Decay, Kevin and the tank are going around the right side of the UFO, while Endersshadow, Desert Demon and Epoch are going around the left. ZerG~LinG is bringing up the rear -- I overestimated his Strength score and gave him too much stuff. By accident, I swear. Oh, and he's using the Autocannon now, not the rockets. Enders has those. The left squad blasts a hole in a hedge and darts through. The plan is to get to the UFO pincer style, then send in the HWs, Enders and ZerG~LinG, to clear out the UFO itself.

--Anyway, decided to give you a 9 anyway. Good work ;).
#58 [156680]
nr11-216-196-208-226.fuse.net
That paragraph is all white except for "somewhere else." to me. Weird.

Thanks for the nine.
#59 [156681]
nr11-216-196-208-226.fuse.net
Actually, that somewhere else span isn't even included in the paragraph you quoted. ???
#60 snowyday[156683]
24.107.136.7.charter-stl.com
EldritchEvil, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE ME AN X-COM SOLDIER

:D

The bit I've been able to read so far has been great, and the two nines only make me want to finish it more.
#61 Wigum[156684]
AC835B5A.ipt.aol.com
Mark4 I didn't notice if someone helped you with your problem.
You said you got the version from Under-dogs right? Well once you get it on your computer there is a small file with a yellow Icon. Use that to play the game and it will work fine.
I'd like to be a soldier eventually. A SS would be cool. After reading the first BR I started searching for it before I read the second one.
EE- Thanks for the awsome reports, your EV: Nova ones got me hooked on that game, and this looks to be another just like it.
#62 Timid[156689]
cpe-24-30-184-75.socal.rr.com
ELdritchEvil, please make me an X-COM soldier.
#63 [156701]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
I fixed it, problem was in my flatpanel settings.
#64 Netaddict[156704]
pgrg01m01-65.bctel.ca
I've tried my own game of this, and I would have to say:

Please for the love of god, EldritchEvil, Don't make me an X-COM soldier..

Why? I got hit by an alien base assault on me in January. 14 defending soldiers and a tank, and four survivors.

Of course, two of those four are still alive by June 1, so maybe it isn't that bad.. except for one of them getting a 55 day recovery time. And he's the best man I have..
#65 [156709]
nr11-216-196-184-163.fuse.net
Alien base assault in Janurary? What did you do, twiddle your thumbs while that scout UFO hovered over your base?
#66 [156713]
142.27.70.143
I don't know what happened.. I was just as suprised as you were. All I know was my radar hit a "very large" UFO heading at some obscene speed straight at my base, then it was under attack.
#67 Netaddict[156715]
142.27.70.143
And first mission in June.. Night terror in London, Chrysalyds and Snakemen.. 12 troops walk in, two walk out..
#68 ManicLurker[156774]
d13-187.rb2.jax.centurytel.net
OMFG! This BR is F-ing sweet. 10 sucka. This writing reminds me of CWAL. Do a search on that, or Citizens Advocating Random Violence (CARV). It'sa writing group.

I've never played this game, but now I want to. Thanks. I needed more RTS crack to fuel the holy-shit-my-I-have-more-zealot-drawings-than-homework fire.

Make me an XCOM soldier, baby.

As a little profile on m'self...
I play Halo 2, and I love to snipe.
But, I'm constantly plagued with crappy teammates who don't cover me when I go for the snipe, and I die.
I always get the sniper rifle, but there is always some A-hole right behind me, and I get lit up, when a little "Hey, there's a guy behind you." or a casually tossed grenade could have prevented the whole now-they-have-both-the-snipes-and-the-rocket-launcher mess.
At that point (well the point immediately after I respawn), teammate verbal abuse ensues.

Anyway... I don't know how you'll get that in there, but GL and HF and all that other newb phrase shit. And, I don't mean I want my guy to die.

Oh... And... I play nakid.
#69 ManicLurker[156775]
d13-187.rb2.jax.centurytel.net
Lolz...?

As yet another side note, I just realized I was busy writing a 9 page term paper before happening across that picture of X-COM. Damn you, ADD! Damn you!

*sighs* I need my pills...
#70 The Dark Lord Sindri[156836]
nj-69-34-61-30.dyn.sprint-hsd.net
add me plz





#71 Tripe[156842]
ca-glendora-cuda1-c8a-a-94.arcdca.adelphia.net
>_>

Wow, that's cool. Like, a fun little adventure cool. Like, cold enough to give polar bears shivers cool.

I, Tripe, would rather like be a soldier in your army.

I mean, hey, nobody died, right?
#72 ManicLurker[156983]
165.29.9.1
whats better, plasma rifle or laser rifle?
should i even research plasma?
#73 [157888]
usrns94.dialup.hawaii.edu
Nice report, here's a 9. Still could use better formatting though.

Now I'm only less than 1 page of reports behind.



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