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#1 maareek[154566]
mblt-ac005.gtcom.net
Hope y'all enjoy.
#2 wakiki[154567]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Asdf, die.
#3 wakiki[154568]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
By the way guys this is just spamming profanity. Rate 1 and delete please(in part because maar didn't let me get his first)

-.-

#4 Crazster[154569]
n219077085037.netvigator.com
4TH ON A ZERG LING OMG WOWZORZ HAX HAX HAX

oh wait

4TH ON A MAAREEK HOW COULD I BE SO SLOW :(



#5 wakiki[154571]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Hey, that's pretty mean. His last report got over 93 comments :P
#6 wakiki[154578]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
cually, Iwill claify. go ove 100 commens, withisoe 93.
#7 wakiki[154579]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Wow, my keyboard is messing up.

Actually, I will clarify. It got 100 comments. Which is over 93.

#8 Crazster[154580]
n219077085037.netvigator.com
Could it be the triple spam reason?

i was just kidding :D

#9 Kil[154581]
fl-65-41-28-189.dyn.sprint-hsd.net
YOU GOT HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10 maareek[154583]
150.176.83.115
Top ten on a ZerG~LinG report! Oh, wait...nvm.
#11 maareek[154584]
150.176.83.115
I guess Lucky did approve it last night then? Or Johnny?..somebody did at least.
#12 wakiki[154586]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Actually, Crazter, maar secretly enjoys my spam 'cause it lengthens his comment section. Wait, screw "secretly," he overtly enjoys my spam ;)
#13 maareek[154587]
150.176.83.115
That's a bold-faced lie and I would denounce it and you if it weren't so utterly true.
#14 Dibbler[154589]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
"I'll take 500 good men over 5,000 sheep anyday". I'm sure you do Maar....
#15 maareek[154591]
150.176.83.115
You taught me well, Dibb.
#16 Mr.Puddles[154592]
216.49.241-DSL-93.ckt.net
Did we get the fanfics out of our systems yet?
#17 maareek[154593]
150.176.83.115
What are the chances of that? Soon I tell you, soon!
#18 maareek[154594]
150.176.83.115
Hey, wakiki, I noticed some errors made it past you...this doesn't bode well for your continuing as a maar proofreader.
#19 badme[154595]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
o_O
#20 snowyday[154596]
24.107.207.27.charter-stl.com
Still waiting for a battlereport...
#21 maareek[154598]
mblt-ac066.gtcom.net
What's stopping you from writing one? ;) A few are in progress, be patient.
#22 Desert Demon[154599]
user-0ce2k4g.cable.mindspring.com
Plz plz plz don't go formatting crazy on fanfics. The little dialogue things didn't do it for me at all. Simple = best.

With that said, I must buy plants. I shall actually read when I get back.

#23 OverTheUnder[154600]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
LOL, omg I have never seen such shameless self-indulgence o.o
8 of the now 23 posts are yours....except it is really 8/22 since i would never have posted this if it weren't for your constant spamming><

On a side note.... Wak has six.....that is over half the comments. I smell a story filled with: Scandal!, Cover up!, and what may be one of the biggest conspiracys of the 21st Century:O


#24 [154634]
67.176.104.160
I realize that I take a giant risk in destroying an imaginative young mind, but I feel obliged to put an end to this before it matures into something else, something worse, and in volumes.

This, maar, was absolute crap. We've all done stuff like this, sadly, so don't feel too bad. At least there was a time when I was fifteen and wrote romantic and almost childish fiction about wars in my mind.

The characters were unbelievable, the dialogue was painful, the setting very vague, the plot boring. You take this risk in the creative process, writing fiction is different than writing a battlereport. It's hard to make a battlereport this bad, if you manage to cover everything.

Just say no to war fiction.

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#25 .Praetor[154637]
c-24-7-181-183.client.comcast.net
I haven't read it yet, and I don't remember if I've read the first part. But I feel obligated to tell Desert Demon he must now tell us what plants he bought.
#26 Desert Demon[154644]
user-0ce2k4g.cable.mindspring.com
Heh...well, we were looking for hibiscus plants, but we couldn't find any so we didn't buy plants. Instead, we went to the organic grocery store thing and I bought some soup, chips, lemonade, and a cookie.

:P

#27 Desert Demon[154645]
user-0ce2k4g.cable.mindspring.com
And even though I <3 you maar, I really cannot read with the dialogue things :[

Sowwy.

#28 [154679]
67.176.104.160
er I meant to say obligated, not obliged.

Sometimes I type stuff out that I wasn't thinking. It's just some random cocks sometimes, I don't even realize it until later.

What!?!



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