| #1 Turbo_Noob[154085] |
| adsl-68-21-165-115.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| Hurray for uncovered conspiracies! |
| #2 Turbo_Noob[154086] |
| adsl-68-21-165-115.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| And none of the report reflects my own opinions about the Jewish people, thank you. |
| #3 Some_God[154087] |
| ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net |
| Oh boy... another Jew bashing report. What have they ever done to you? :( |
| #4 Lithium[154088] |
| pool-141-153-21-211.char.east.verizon.net |
| Should I be offended? |
| #5 Turbo_Noob[154089] |
| adsl-68-21-165-115.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| THIS IS NOT JEW BASHING ASGF |
| #6 TwistedNecro[154090] |
| lsanca1-ar54-4-3-196-028.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net |
lol omg omg omg omg omg!
JEW BASHER! |
| #7 [154091] |
| cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Heh. This is spam, no doubt :P |
#8 
[154092] |
| 83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
Heh, amusing.
All we need is some crazy anagrams in the game to finally prove you right! Elvis = Lives!
Not sure what to rate it, but I guess I was fairly amused for a short period of time. Conspiracies are lovely, this could've been much more fleshed out. I'm giving it a high 6.
Copywrited should be Copyrighted, btw :-) |
| #9 iwas[154093] |
| 63-229-219-77.mpls.qwest.net |
| i laughed |
| #10 wakiki[154094] |
| cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Heh. |
| #11 Desert Demon[154095] |
| user-0ce2kkd.cable.mindspring.com |
Copywrited...
I think that means plagiarized :P |
| #12 Convider[154096] |
| HSE-Kingston-ppp329802.sympatico.ca |
| How long did you spend thinking that up? |
| #13 Turbo_Noob[154097] |
| adsl-68-21-165-115.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| I had hoped this would be groundbreaking and cause lots of lawsuits and shit that would get me famous but I guess a 6.0 rating is ok too. |
| #14 Shuriken[154109] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| yea for a quickie like this, a 6 is pretty damn good |
#15  [154117] |
| c-24-8-177-104.client.comcast.net |
| What on earth is wrong with you? |
| #16 Turbo_Noob[154118] |
| adsl-68-21-165-115.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| Well I've never been able to play a game without my brother and his sick-ass friends telling me things I don't want to hear. |
| #17 Desert Demon[154136] |
| user-0ce2kkd.cable.mindspring.com |
| Btw didn't mattz come up with the whole Link = Aryan thing? |
| #18 badme[154137] |
| pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net |
| Come to think of it...yeah. Hmm.... |
| #19 Desert Demon[154138] |
| user-0ce2kkd.cable.mindspring.com |
| I thought you were doing work or something. |
| #20 Turbo_Noob[154141] |
| adsl-68-21-165-115.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| um hell no, ask mattz i swear he will tell you i came up wit this |
| #21 Desert Demon[154159] |
| user-0ce2kkd.cable.mindspring.com |
Oh yeah.
Sorry, I remembered him doing the Zelda report :P |
#22  [154173] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
| Gannondorf is the coolest character in Super Smash Brothers, hands down. |
| #23 Chris[154176] |
| astound-66-234-209-145.ca.astound.net |
Hahahahaha.
We all like to have a little fun in this kind of thing.
Interesting, organized, funny.
But clearly the effort put into it was minimal.
Nice work.
6.5 |
| #24 .Praetor[154181] |
| c-67-172-163-127.client.comcast.net |
| I guess I should comment. I gave it a 5 because I just didn't find it funny, and it was obviously a humor piece. But there's the possibility that some people were rolling on the floor. |
| #25 hidden[154277] |
| proxy.skynet.be |
Yeah I was rolling on the floor laughing...
But only to put out the fire I started by igniting some laughing gass... Hey, it happens |
| #26 Turbo_Noob[154287] |
| adsl-68-21-168-159.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| What does that mean? |
| #27 hidden[154289] |
| proxy.skynet.be |
just a desperate attempt to make people laugh.. its a trauma thing
Nothing to do with your report really... is.. just .. *sob* |
| #28 Scarlet Techi[154359] |
| dialup-4.229.201.53.Dial1.Detroit1.Level3.net |
You gotta be kidding. You... dissed Zelda!
0.00 |
| #29 Turbo_Noob[154379] |
| adsl-68-21-180-113.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| Keep telling yourself that... nazi. |
| #30 [156367] |
| ppp18-adsl-127.ath.forthnet.gr |
YOU ARE SICK DUDE... WELL MAYBE POKEMON ARE ALSO EVIL AND MARIO IS REALLY AN UNDERCOVER AGENT OF THE KGB..
GET A JOB // GET A LIFE
oh and dont call me nazi because im just not
do you know of the 8 letter word (paranoia)? you should look it up in your dictionary... really.. |
| #31 Firestorm[156687] |
| 216.49.236-ip-61.ckt.net |
Haha... That was the stupidest thing I've ever read.
Tell me... If Nintendo was trying to start up the Axis again, why would they, in the first 5 (?) Zelda games make Link have brown hair? You need to research these things more,
Jew-basher. |
| #32 [156923] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| wow yo seriously get a life, second of all half of that information is inaccurate and some contradicts other parts. |
| #33 DD[156924] |
| user-0ce2khf.cable.mindspring.com |
To everyone attacking this as though it was serious...
go kill yourselves :D |
| #34 MeSako[156925] |
| c-27f971d5.06-21-6b73641.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se |
This is the lamest stuff I've ever read!
Half of the info is so unaccurate.
Ganondorf dosnt look like that in all games, ONLY in Ocarina of Time.
Link dosnt have blond hair in ALL games.
In Wind Waker, link dosnt have an eyecolor at all!! Just big white eyes with a black pupil in it!
Navi isnt in all games, ONLY in Ocarina of Time.
If U had found somthing that was in all games, then I would be inpresed. Now cant do anything else but feel sorry for your lack of reasearch abbilities.
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| #35 VK[156926] |
| 159.251.88.4 |
OMG LOL LOL LOL
moron |
| #36 [156927] |
| 85.137.7.194 |
zora doesn't mean "gay" in spanish. In fact it doesn't mean absolutely anithing in spanish.
About the rest, really funny XD
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| #37 LeadingBrandOflarg[156928] |
| dsl-80-43-154-179.access.as9105.com |
| Amusing for 2 mins but such a load of bull that the only lawsuits should have been against you for planting awful anti Zelda ideas in peoples minds. BASTARD |
| #38 Youarealoser[156932] |
| 0-1pool180-85.nas9.memphis1.tn.us.da.qwest.net |
Gannondorf isnt Jewish dumbass
If there are no Christians 0r Muslims then why would there be Jews? |
| #39 ButterZ[156933] |
| London-ppp51959.sympatico.ca |
http://boards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=80045128&replies=36&ui=cb_post_03
i didn't make those comments, but theyt are completely right |
| #40 [156937] |
| pcp09558623pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net |
| just wanted to point out that in the early years of sea exploration, the navigator of the ship was also called a "navi"....maybe links navi was called such because she helps navigate you through the game....not becuase shes a nazi |
| #41 Lolly[156963] |
| adsl-219-163-18.aep.bellsouth.net |
| Dumbass...but well done on trying to prove your "theory". I suggest getting a girlfriend or finding a new hobby... |
| #42 Lolly[156964] |
| adsl-219-163-18.aep.bellsouth.net |
| *cough* |
| #43 BeamYosho[156965] |
| cpe-67-49-172-159.hawaii.rr.com |
| Because Japanese people are total white supremacists who hate the Jews. Yep. |
| #44 Lolly[156966] |
| adsl-219-163-18.aep.bellsouth.net |
| Nazi...awe..a little elf is brainwashing the small innocent children. Just like the pilsbury dough boy is brainwashing people and giving them all herpes and malaria. Wow...today's society is screwed. & I thought gumby was scary. |
| #45 GFF guest[157011] |
| 66-44-2-5.s513.apx1.lnh.md.dialup.rcn.com |
OMG, [i]The Incredibles[/i] is objectivist propoganda!
Sorry. Wrong nonsensical semiotic misanalysis.
[quote]Well most authors (as well as game designers) never leave in any details by accident. Everything from the color of a dress to the protagonist's best friend are handpicked for certain reasons, however subtle they might be.[/quote]
Reason #1: Most authors are unimaginative hacks. The details they select are banalities. Blond-haired, blue-eyed golden children in Occidental storytelling predate Aryan nationalism by HOW many centuries?
p.s. I learned two new words this week: "Captious" and "Eristic". Think either of those applies to turbo_noob's hypothesis?
p.p.s. I'm all for Critical Race Theory serving as a device for deconstruction. I'm calling "bullshit" on the first five paragraphs of this ramble. |
| #46 PeceniPicek[157020] |
| dh74-108.xnet.hr |
WTF?!?!?
And i tought this was bad... :D
DEATH TO ZELDA!!!
DEATH TO POKEMON!!!
DEATH TO ALL ANIME!!! |
| #47 Wisconsin '83[157060] |
| AC9B6921.ipt.aol.com |
Penis.
Giant goat penis.
(and Jon Stewart in leather bondage attire) |
| #48 Charise Branco age 18 female nj[157103] |
| pool-151-204-215-236.pskn.east.verizon.net |
| Wow what a crock of bullshit. Turbo_Noob you really need to get a fucking life and stop looking so deep into shit. For one thing if the any of the zelda games were going to be as you say woulden't they have started it earlyer on when gannon was a pig, and pork isnt kosher asshole... Not olny did you piss me off cuz you fucked with my fav game of all time but you realated it to nazi-ism and I fucking despise nazis it also pisses me off to know that such people like your self exist, what a waste of life... Some advice to you: get a Girlfriend, get a Job, get a new hobbi all in all get a fucking life loser. |
| #49 Andy[157126] |
| host81-157-19-249.range81-157.btcentralplus.com |
You, sir, make me laugh.
Get a life. |
| #50 Turbo_Noob is a bullshitter[157151] |
| ool-4357eb23.dyn.optonline.net |
| thats all bullshit! if u look at the other zelda games, the mirror sheild is somewhat a de-formed face. the zora's are also allies of the Hyrulians and if im not mistaken, Hitler HATED "gays". also there arent many black people in MANY MANY MANY!! of the games today! also if you look closly at the meaning of Navi, its a NAVIGATION tool!! NOT A GOD DAMN NAZI!!! Gannondorf is also evil. NOT JEWISH!!! so of course the gods help him! so wat if Hiltler was looking fo the Longeticus(or watever its called) its a FUCKING GAME!!!! NOT A NAZI SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE THING!! WTF DO JAPANESE PPL HAVE TO DO WITH HATING THE JEWS!!! jeez, that guy pisses me off. ohh yea the GERUDOS HELPED LINK! AND SHEIK ALSO TURNED OUT TO BE ZELDA!!! DUHHHH! i hope that proves that person wrong |
| #51 goatse[157447] |
| 66-50-18-29.prtc.net |
| I can't believe you didn't talk about that one dungeon in Zelda 1... |
| #52 Sweven[157452] |
| 80.58.5.170.proxycache.rima-tde.net |
This is ridiculous. Zelda has nothing to do with Nazism. You're overanalyzing things, and you're doing it wrong.
To that guy who said about the shape of a dungeon at Zelda 1: That is an asiatic symbol that means peace. The Nazis ripped that symbol off, you ignorant.
And NO, Zora doesn't mean gay in Spanish (I'm Spanish). |
| #53 Desert Demon[157454] |
| user-0ce2k9a.cable.mindspring.com |
Reading the comments of people who are like "omg you're so bullshit lol," I'm struck by the inane stupidity of you all. This isn't serious, you dipshits.
Jesus, </life> |
| #54 [157455] |
| 69-162-5-164.stcgpa.adelphia.net |
| You are a fucking moron for writing this. That's the stupidest shit by far that I have ever heard. Stop bashing Zelda. It's cooler than Grand Theft Auto. Get over it. |
| #55 Murphy[157460] |
| h00c0a88c49e0.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| Jesus is 164.3% correct. Just... no. |
| #56 gamerwarlord[157472] |
| dial-100.noc2.ocsnet.net |
| A, it's Hylian, not Hyrulean. B, you're crazy. C, YOU, sir, are the racist one, not the developer. D, you're crazy. |
| #57 Nazi![157477] |
| pcp08612668pcs.waldrf01.md.comcast.net |
| HAIL HITLA |
| #58 GoldenEyeRoGuEaGeNt[157478] |
| CTPP-p-144-134-48-178.prem.tmns.net.au |
Oh. My. Fuck.
Turbo_Noob... you really are a fucking noob... now let me get this shit off my chest.
1. You think the game is related to Nazis. Maybe YOU are a Nazi. Or maybe you're American and Nazis killed your grandpa or something... but really... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Bash that crock of bullshit GTA not The Legend of Zelda, the most pure game on Earth.
2. You're a dumbass for praising yourself afterwards. You're all like "Oh yeah I wanted lawsuits and shit cause this would be really kewl... OMFG". Wow. You're the cool one. Seriously man. People like you are cool. AND SO ARE DRUGS.
3. It was boring anyway. It was about as fun to me as... getting knifed by Bin Laden.
4. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY. THIS GAME SERIES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAYS. Or maybe you're just a gay who's sick of homophobs. I'm sick of them too, but I would rather bash some shit games such as Ratchet and Clank or something.
5. YOU DID NOT THINK BEFORE YOU SPOKE! You really didn't realise that you have about 20 or so muthafuckas up your ass screaming at you for being an idiot.
I could go on and on and on but... I don't know what games Turbo_Noob likes... probably something along the lines of the "KEWL" games, I'm sure, example GTA, Half-Life 2, DOOM 3 (one of the worst games ever)
In closing, FUCK YOU |
| #59 Fuckin ass[157484] |
| host81-158-30-65.range81-158.btcentralplus.com |
| Biggest load of bull shit i've ever read. |
| #60 [157486] |
| host81-158-30-65.range81-158.btcentralplus.com |
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| #61 u jew baser[157487] |
| host81-158-30-65.range81-158.btcentralplus.com |
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| #62 maareek[157489] |
| 150.176.83.30 |
ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE POSTED TO THIS AS IF IT WERE A REAL PIECE: You have been trolled. thx gw ;p
This is not a serious piece, if you take it as such you need to lighten the fuck up. -_- And on top of it all, this thing is pretty old.
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| #63 Tnuu[157496] |
| ool-18bd5152.dyn.optonline.net |
| You're a fucking retard. |
| #64 Link Æwondåslåmon[157657] |
| 72.80-202-230.nextgentel.com |
*laughs like mad*
It may not be serious, but tell me Turbo_Noob, have you ever seen a redheaded Jew? Where does it say that the Jews were kicked out of Egypt? Where does it say that Ganon was kicked out of his own desert? He's KING of the Gerudo, so there's no way they can have kicked him out (and the game doesn't give any hint at all)!
As for the Aryan thing. First of all, Link is a Hylian, not a Hyrulean. Well, he is a Hyrulean too, but Hylia is the name of his specie. Secondly, Link has pointy ears. Aryans have small, slightly rounded ears. Thirdly, OoT Link is the ONLY Link with blond hair. Fourthly, most Hylians have DARK hair.
In LoZ and AoL he has brown hair. In ALttP and LA he has light brown hair. In the new Zelda for Gamecube he also has light brown hair. I refuse to believe that that game's not a direct sequel to TWW until the opposite is proven. So, if it is a direct sequel, his hair colour in the realistic graphics matters more than his hair colour in the cartoony graphics.
Yes, I know Oracle Link has blond hair, but that doesn't count as those two games were made by Capcom. Oh, and even IF Zora means 'gay', don't forget that they've been in a long-time alliance with the Hylians in OoT, although they ARE enemies in earlier games.
As for Navi. Are you sure that's her name in the Japanese games. I know some Japanese, and I know that they can't pronounce v. So, it would sound more like Nabi, which sounds rediculous.
As for the Kokiris, originally they were meant to worship some kind of forest spirit. Oh, and you say there's no dark people in the Zelda games. Have you forgotten about the Gorons? They're brown. Well, maybe that's not what you mean. However, the fact remains that the Zelda games are MULTICULTURAL games.
Oh, and you're GANNON-banned, Turbo-Noob, for pronouncing Ganondorf as Gannondorf.:P
And I'm ending this by saying: Yes, I know that article just was a big joke. |
| #65 Charise Branco age 18 female nj[157983] |
| pool-151-204-12-189.delv.east.verizon.net |
| Even if not serious its stupid. So whats the point? Plus its just a tad offensive. |
| #66 gd[158289] |
| user-4729.l6.c1.dsl.pol.co.uk |
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| #67 Moo[158299] |
| p549A641D.dip.t-dialin.net |
| Haha look at all those jews doing the best thing they can: whine. Stop acting like it's a holocaust just because someone makes a bit fun of you. |
| #68 Wouldn't You Like to Know[158630] |
| cpe-24-161-66-218.hvc.res.rr.com |
| Ok thats wrong Navi is a shortening for Navigate you know she kind of tells you everything (very pestering) that NAVIGATES you through the game! |
| #69 [158638] |
| dup-200-64-36-87.prodigy.net.mx |
| i si funny how pwoplebelieved zora = gay actually.... when it is not even a word in spanish :P |
| #70 NPC[161636] |
| pcp08730723pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net |
| holy fucking hell. this kid is THE shit. any of u tards who calls this jew bashing/not funny/stupid needs to get disemboweled with a rusty spoon |
| #71 Lithium[163779] |
| 24-50-187-34.pittpa.adelphia.net |
| This thing is still getting comments? Damn, I'm Jewish, and it didn't bother me any. I thought it was funny back then, not that much now, but damn. What's wrong with you people? |
| #72 Sam[165106] |
| ool-4573e8ae.dyn.optonline.net |
Ok, So i commend you for looking so far into the game, however there are multiple errors:
- Navi descence from the latin verb NAVIgare which means to navigate and sail, so Navi does navigate through you through the game.
- The zora race was named after ZORA NEALE HURSTON the famous African-American write who helped usher in the Harlem Renaissance
- Next, the TRIFORCE is part of the Pentagram, which dates from mysticism and is constantly used in Magic. Also, one could go as far to say that the Triforce is made up of two triangles and so is the star of david. So in the end this game could be supporting Jewish heritage.
- Also Ganondorf has red hair....I have never met a sephardic jew with red hair(sephardic jew means they are dark skinned and lived near palastine) Since he leads the gerudos, one could even say this game is against muslims because you must fight ganondorf and his people
- This game infuses multiple religions and the goddesses are the embodymennts of the elements
- Their is a black person in Wind Waker, actually their a few. I think one of them is part of those Bee people
- Lastly, japan joined germany not because it hated jew but for many other reasons including imperialism AND in WWI Japan fought against the germans
In conclusion, I am not bashing this guy or saying he is antisemitic (Although, saying he is jewish because he has a big nose is feeding a stereotype) But honestly i know it was a joke and I did laugh. And i do admit it was Clever. I just want to clarify some errors. No need for hate
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