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"FLS, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth. There is no place small, dark, and damp enough to hide your wretched carcass. And when I find you, your grandson will rather have his private parts infested with the fleas of a thousand camels than hear of your horrible fate."
-Mark4




#1 Desert Demon[153848]
user-0ce2kl1.cable.mindspring.com
I had some problems with this, and sorta made a leap of faith...I hope it all worked...
#2 Desert Demon[153849]
user-0ce2kl1.cable.mindspring.com
Okay, I think I fixed it...hopefully whichever rater sees this first won't tell me I messed up horribly :P

Lunch time!

#3 [153851]
c-24-8-188-140.client.comcast.net
Slick!

That was funny and well written. My only complaint was the game -- reading about you annihilating a stupid computer, though funny, gets a bit old after a while. =]

Next time, play against a friend.

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#4 .Praetor[153854]
c-67-172-163-127.client.comcast.net
Hey, I enjoyed the BR. It was neat and different. Unfortunately, it was a 1v1 against a no-hope computer without spectacular production value, so I gave it a 7.
#5 Shuriken[153855]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
yea its more of a 7 than a 9. still very good DD
#6 [153858]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Enjoyable :)

Playing against someone who kills himself was funny for awhile, but not for that long. Still you kept a humerous touch to most of it, and it worked fairly well. Pictures were actually pretty good.

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#7 badme[153859]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
:O
#8 lurker716/asuka-eve[153862]
pcp09558950pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
liero is an incredible game. if you're playing with friends, that is. I strongly suggest you get a buddy over to play it with, the game becomes far more tactical and insane. also, downloading some decent maps from somewhere wouldn't hurt. i forgot where i got this one map, but it was entirely blank space and rocks, and it was called "ninja", because of the fact that you're ninja-roping around the whole time while blasting frantically. definitely fun with a friend, because of all the hiding/dodging you can do. weird weapons like dirtball and larpas are great also. this was a decent report, i would have enjoyed it a lot more if it didn't involve bashing on a computer.

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#9 wakiki[153864]
cable-24-196-2-50.mtv.al.charter.com
10th.
#10 [153872]
67.176.104.160
This is great to see, especially after nobody really responded to my post (minus the forum pong).

Wish I could finish this. Parts had me laughing out loud, like the worm gibs comment. Brings back so many memories of the computer firing grenades up, unaware of this nice thing called gravity. The poor guy just stays there, looking up like a turkey or something, as the grenade falls directly onto him.

Maybe it's funnier in a group of people, but I think it's just hilarious. As my friend put it last year "Jesus that's a lot of blood!" Isn't that an option there -- cranking it up so it literally rains out?

Maybe I'm just sadistic.

Finish this later, promise! ♥







#11 wakiki[153874]
cable-24-196-2-50.mtv.al.charter.com
Neat, I wish I could run this... :(
#12 Desert Demon[153876]
user-0ce2kfl.cable.mindspring.com
Thakns for all the comments :D

LN, I have the blood output maxed (I dunno if you go to the part where I mentioned it) such that a single small shot that does like 10% damage sends out a spray of blood.

I hope people are looking at the spiffied version though, it looks *much* better like that, and I still have no idea how to make it work ;[

-DD





#13 Desert Demon[153881]
user-0ce2kfl.cable.mindspring.com
Okay, one problem detected...I accidently hit insert <br> tags, I think, and they weirded up my CSS. Still trying to work out a few more things.

I promise maintenence will be done soon ^_^
#14 Desert Demon[153883]
user-0ce2kfl.cable.mindspring.com
Okay, everything is fixed, as far as I can tell. Special thanks to mattz for all his help with that.

Heh...got rated thrice before I managed to get it like it was supposed to look ^_^

-DD
#15 PeaceableGhost[153921]
198.109.221.15
Yow. Me likey very much, I find stupid computers going down in flames (or whatever) amusing.

8-9
#16 [153922]
MSCD046B.client.mscd.edu
I'm rating this from school, don't you feel special ;)

Very funny writing, but as everyone already pointed out, the game versus the computer became repetitive and boring. Human opponents make for much better games (needless to say). This isn't Civ3 AI, and the grenade things are best shown in real time.

That said, I found it hilarious having personally witnessed the tuna-fish AI kill itself spectacularly. A few animated .gifs would have pushed this up tremendously, but I have no idea how you managed to capture these screen shots in the first place. FRAPS? PrintScreen + Ctrl-V?

Oh well. Nice job all the same. Have an 8.
#17 maareek[153924]
150.176.83.30
DD: "I had given up SC"

:(
#18 Desert Demon[153929]
rdu26-235-171.nc.rr.com
PrintScreen + Ctrl-V ;[

I lost some hot screenies because I forgot to Ctrl-V when doing some nifty stuff.
#19 TwistedNecro[153931]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-196-028.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
Dat's okay, at least we know you tried.
#20 Convider[153935]
HSE-Toronto-ppp304085.sympatico.ca
YES!! LIERO!! One of my favourite games ;)
The ai is really crappy, you can trap it behind a rock while you fire missiles at it...
Have you ever tried some of the mods?
#21 TwistedNecro[153980]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-196-028.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
Why so few comments??!!!
#22 maareek[153981]
mblt-ac058.gtcom.net
Everybody is commenting on the report rated under a 2...and DD hasn't spammed his section enough ;).
#23 TwistedNecro[153986]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-196-028.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
Very true, lol.... We should SPAMIFY IT!!!


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Or not.
#24 Desert Demon[154003]
user-0ce2k6s.cable.mindspring.com
Can I have a fifth rating? ;)

Okay okay okay everyone post here.
#25 maareek[154006]
mblt-ac058.gtcom.net
If I could rate, I'd give you your fifth. But I can't so I'll just bolster your comments. Make the check payable to "The maareek Poor Dude Fund".

Spammed!
#26 [154007]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
Definitely a fun game. I think the images could have used more description, but the writing was very solid. After some thought I'm going to hand you an 8.
#27 maareek[154008]
mblt-ac058.gtcom.net
Smells like fifth spirit...or something like that.
#28 Desert Demon[154014]
user-0ce2k6s.cable.mindspring.com
Yay, thx Dag :D
#29 SpuniasauR[154055]
CPE-203-45-70-251.nsw.bigpond.net.au
yeh its a great game, why did u play on 0 loading time though? the computer finds it much harder to kill itself when u make it reload after chucking a gren :) ?
#30 Desert Demon[154056]
user-0ce2kie.cable.mindspring.com
Holy crap, I didn't even notice that option.

gg me.
#31 Desert Demon[154221]
user-0ce2km9.cable.mindspring.com
Comment peak is reducing for me :[
#32 Desert Demon[154222]
user-0ce2km9.cable.mindspring.com
Maybe a controversy is in order
#33 Anonymous[154239]
168.9.35.14
Hey, just so you know, you can move dirt by moving going left then right, or vice versa. Basically, you move up to the piece of dirt you want to move and you walk against it. Then you go in the opposite direction for a bit, after a second you'll see the dirt disapear.This is really good if you get stuck in dirt.
#34 wakiki[154461]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Yeah, that's useful in real life too.



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