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#1 Drintr[153273]
116.234-93-216-nokia-dsl.dynamic.surewest.net
Author’s note: I realize that some people might get upset after reading this report because it has nothing to do with games. If you are one of those people, please read the report again, but replace the name Harry with Kerrigan.
#2 Chris[153274]
astound-66-234-209-235.ca.astound.net
Uh.
#3 PeaceableGhost[153275]
198.109.221.15
third
#4 You played wrong noob[153276]
bbcache-13.singnet.com.sg
Harry with Kerrigan eh? This means either (a) there will be no sexual acts involved, or (b) there will be some very kinky sexual acts involved...
#5 [153278]
68.79.174.39
I guess I need to build a new website for this kind of stuff.
#6 badme[153279]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
It's acid-trip goodness.
#7 badme[153280]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
And reminds me very much of Douglas Adams. I like it quite alot.
#8 PeaceableGhost[153281]
198.109.221.15
Sorry, but... gosh, this is pointless. 4.
#9 badme[153282]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
asdf

While it isn't a battlereport, it's a very, very good short story. A bit odd, perhaps, but it's very well-written, and even if you reject the premise (like I did), it's still impressive writing.

#10 mattzarella[153283]
162.7.33.65.cfl.rr.com
hahahaha :D

i liked it!

i saw a play about a year ago at a drama festival that reminded me of this.. it was about a young student who was presenting a project to a group of judges in a science-fair type setting. the project was, of course, to create a planet, and his happened to be Earth. there was a lot of discussion about the consqeuences and confusion about "how these earthlings work" that play was a lot more detailed than this, and it had a lot more semantics and such

but this was still funny





#11 Some_God[153284]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
Its so hard to read this kind of report after Raider's report. :(
#12 RubiksCube[153287]
mail.de.randstad.com
Ownage!
#13 .Praetor[153288]
c-67-172-163-127.client.comcast.net
My bad.
#14 wakiki[153290]
cable-24-196-21-114.mtv.al.charter.com
Like badme, this reminded me of Douglas Adams. :)
#15 Desert Demon[153292]
user-0ce2knp.cable.mindspring.com
"Peace and Love"

Drintr's a hippie ;D

To reading!



#16 Desert Demon[153293]
user-0ce2knp.cable.mindspring.com
Excellent stuff. The last line was great.

Let's say...an 8.

#17 Convider[153296]
HSE-Kingston-ppp329034.sympatico.ca
Reminds me of Douglas Adams
7.5
#18 zeon[153297]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
like everyone else, this reminded of douglas adams.
#19 Mistears[153298]
h-67-101-111-4.lsanca54.dynamic.covad.net
enjoyed it greatly.



#20 LameJoker[153299]
pool-129-44-17-233.alb.east.verizon.net
Excellent!
#21 Tripe[153300]
ca-glendora-cuda1-c8a-a-94.arcdca.adelphia.net
Reminded me of Douglas Adams. That's about the best comment you could get from me. =D
#22 Dibbler[153382]
194.151.4.99
Douglas Adams reminds me of you. Has a hint of Pratchett's "Eric" as well. So long and thanks for all the lemon.
#23 [153467]
67.176.104.160
Have an 8 Mr Adams.

This was great ;)

Oh, and comment number four had me laughing out loud.



#24 el_sux0r[153489]
dhcp078099.res-hall.northwestern.edu
The idea was fine, but I found something lacking in the execution.
#25 TwistedNecro[153823]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-196-028.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
lol that was a very... Drugged up report. ^_^ GJ I liked it. Y'know if you think about it... Someone could use this as a prank! :-D

8.75

#26 robot with an attitude[155464]
cable-91-111.sssnet.com
be careful who you trust,people are to often driven by their own lust,keep the enemy at bay,don't give him strength to fight another day,once a friend now a foe,



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