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#1 Some_God[147431]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
1st
#2 Quoth[147432]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
Alas, alas, cruel fate has willed it otherwise. My memory betrayed me, my will shattered, I can only weep and cry now. I am a mere 2nd.

Well, this was a remake anyways.. *shakes his fist at the old server*

Hope you enjoyed it.



#3 Some_God[147433]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Your fancy writing does not impress me, young one. :D
#4 Quoth[147434]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
Is that verily so, oh selfdelusional one? Your naming yourself after a random deity shows that when you plummeted through the sky and fell on your head, when you were merely a babe, you suffered some major rammifications in the form of mental malformities.

;-)

#5 Some_God[147435]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Ah, fair mistress! Tis good to know that in our presence we have a smart ass. I shall ponder about how to kick his John Hancock ass. :D
#6 endersshadow[147436]
ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net
Shut up ^_^
#7 endersshadow[147437]
ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net
As everyone said before this was pretty good, but your comment number is going to be pretty small for this report considering all the effort it took people last time.
#8 livingexception[147438]
adsl-80-181-204.bna.bellsouth.net
The link to your report is white. hax

le

#9 endersshadow[147439]
ool-182d2c0a.dyn.optonline.net
And for the record PSP 3 is much better than Photoshop ;)
#10 Anomaly[147440]
69-160-2-162.bflony.adelphia.net
this is pretty good id give it a 10 for the insert of the raven.. now to read report
#11 Roshee[147441]
81.198.131.70
My comment is gone :*(.
#12 SandTrap[147444]
lsanca1-ar47-4-3-138-060.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
I didn't even know there was a battle report untill comment #8. Gay.

And why does everyone say "omg this will take 109410257 hours to download", etc? I think I was done downloading the report before I even clicked the link.

SandTrap



#13 livingexception[147445]
adsl-80-181-204.bna.bellsouth.net
It was an old-style warning for all of the 56k users out there. I rather enjoyed it. BTW, I have a Jackrabbit v3.0, and it did rather well, I think.

le

#14 Chris[147446]
astound-64-85-254-129.ca.astound.net
Same.
#15 Crazster[147449]
n218103140239.netvigator.com
I am Iron man!
Gah, this report is like the circuit board that keeps me alive, except it is neither metal or essential. It drains me of energy to read it as I must wait in vain for the computer engineer to fix my connection.
What cruel faith has led to such a destruction, if only wordpad could edit pictures could I deliever on my long desired match between Crazster and nooblet the second. A viscious contest in which micro was so intense that the attack move command was used in all but one battle.

#16 [147450]
x1-6-00-03-2f-15-92-e5.k220.webspeed.dk
Good God!

Foolishy ignored the report at first, because of the poem and lack of a link :p

I for one, very much enjoyed this, engaging writing and an interesting battle. If I must be a bitch about anything, it would be the somewhat rushed ending. I had a feeling that Shakespeare dominated throughout the match, and suddenly, it was 'good game' and goodnight.

Very impressed by a first time contributor :D, layout was alright (sex me up with css, hmm?), pics were nice, too.

No qualms about rating this up; 9.







#17 [147451]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
Woohoo! An 8.5, not bad for a first report :-)

*works on his second BR*

#18 c.m.o.t. dibbler[147452]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
Enjoyed this report, both pics and writing, quite educated. Shame of the hurried end though. Nice rating Zerg~Ling, even if it was Shakespeare who wrote: 'There's something rotten in the kingdom of Denmark". But hey, that was before your time.:-)
#19 [147467]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Hey, I'm just glad we get associated with something other than pastry once in a while :)
#20 Asmodues[147471]
roc-24-169-206-175.rochester.rr.com
The writing in this.... perfect. People, mimic. Mimic I say! "... and thus did the mighty Asmodues spaketh, and with many a cry of 'pwned!' and 'Asmo > j00' he did set off, and sat miserably pondering the shift ineptitude of his varied mistrials in the quest for the creation of his own masterly worded masterpiece...."
#21 Quoth[147473]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
*Phew*.. Was kind of worried about the writing, I'm not really natively english, I'm a Dutchman.. But I do have 3 years in America (Louisiana) helping me here..
#22 Some_God[147475]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
There is only 2 thing I hate in this world:
People who are intolerate of other peoples culture... and the Dutch. :D
#23 livingexception[147477]
adsl-80-181-204.bna.bellsouth.net
Amazing that someone could learn English so well while living in Louisiana. Wherebouts there do you live?

le
#24 Quoth[147485]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
Well, I live in the Netherlans at the moment, in Sittard if that has any meaning to any of you. But I lived in Luling, very close to New Orleans (great city!).
#25 Redemption6[147502]
65-78-29-58.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
I thought the poem was the report...and I was wondering if battlereports.com had really degenerated to the point where a poem could get an 8.5
#26 Redemption6[147503]
65-78-29-58.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
Yeah so I read the report. Your english is really really formal, and to most people here that was a good thing and I for the mostpart agree. I liked your format of writing which engaged the reader; and you also barely had any punctuation mistakes. Not much humor though, which was a shame, but that's alright. Like Zergling, I sort of thought Shakespeare had the upper hand, which was why I was confused in that battle where team Shakespeare lost both their blademaster and mountainking after a successful defend of their base...Good report none the less though. 9.
#27 Quoth[147507]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
Yeah, sorry about that. Made a stupid mistake with the link. But, that won't happen again :)
#28 striz[147521]
CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
first report in a while I sincerely enjoyed.
#29 Smeagol[147550]
tweedledum.its.utas.edu.au
Well I bitched about there being no wc3 br's and now we get a great br from quoth!
Great writing (better than pretty much all native english speakers on this site :p) and a pretty nice game.
If you want some nice replays go to www.warcraftreplays.com and www.warcraftstrategy.com, or if you play a nice game yourself br that.
And pls don't leave cause of all the flaming faggots here, cause most of the people here aren't that bm :p
Write more!!!!!
#30 el_sux0r[147566]
dhcp078132.res-hall.northwestern.edu
Your hand will, rather, the multitudinous seas incarnadine.

First Shakespearean line I could think of ;) Well done.
#31 Aesop[147588]
pD9E7425B.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
Oh, and the report was great. And thx for the hint that the next BR is coming up :D
#32 Convider[147595]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662810.sympatico.ca
cool, nicely written and nice graphics, although some of your html and java skills could use some brushing up ;)
8
#33 [147598]
CPE-144-136-64-157.nsw.bigpond.net.au
if you want REALLY good replays, war3.replays.net is the only way to go.

Koreans > you k thx :D

BTW: this is an excellent BR :D lots of humour that i could see, python is l33t "wink-wink"
#34 [147599]
x1-6-00-03-2f-15-92-e5.k220.webspeed.dk
QUOTH.

PLEASE:

Repost your last report, the somewhat short one. It was deleted by accident because some idiot posted 10 fake reports with names like Quoth 2, Quoth 3 immediately after.

Please repost.
#35 livingexception[147608]
adsl-80-181-204.bna.bellsouth.net
PLEASE. w/ a cherry on top? Will that do it?

le
#36 PLEASE[147675]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
PLEASE



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