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#1 [146303]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Enjoy.

Don't know if it's too short, but by the end the report was a pain in the ass to write :o

Wub to eldritch for introducing us all to EV:N, we are not even worthy of his presence.



#2 EldritchEvil[146304]
nr11-216-196-191-40.fuse.net
Wooh. Top ten on a Ling report.

This is not because I was talking to him on AIM or anything. No sir. *shifty eyes*

Anyway. This easily blows my reports out of the water, in my opinion. I can't equal this mastery of photoshop. The page-style really flowed well and the writing was good as well. I look forward to the next one! Good job.

9.5-10





#3 Psyonic_Reaver[146305]
0-1pool14-45.nas6.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net
Was kinda short..... And had nothing to do with Pirates really...

I'd say 8.

Wub!



#4 EldritchEvil[146306]
nr11-216-196-191-40.fuse.net
Except that he pirated a lot of ships.
#5 [146307]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Pirating in the long run is a bit boring ;O

You can't make a report on "so i boarded this guy, 500k, then i boarded this guy, 100k". The whole pirate thing was more a personal hype I got when I first boarded the first few ships and found it a) more lucrative and b) a lot more exciting than running shit for the U.N. :o

#6 LameJoker[146308]
pool-129-44-17-40.alb.east.verizon.net
So how is Cpt. Hector treating you?
#7 [146309]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
hmmm . . .

The pictures were extremely good, really a pleasure to the eye. The writing was good as well. The humour wasn't that great, however. Also, you completely skipped the storyline, which is really the fun part of any report. The plotline basically consisted of you running around killing things with a manticore :(. Plus it was very short.

So, in all honesty, I don't think this is worth the highest gold. I'd say something like an 8.4, so I'm going to rate down a tad in the hope that someone else will rate up :)

GJ, though!





#8 The-nut[146310]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
haha yay 8 on a ling damit i own
#9 Convider[146311]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662001.sympatico.ca
I love my registered version of EVNova
;)
#10 Smeagol[146312]
weld.nt.tas.gov.au
oh for fucks sake someone write a decent wc3 report
at this stage id even be prepared to read a shitty text only sc br.
dont u guys think that by now we have all had enough of ev:n br's?? i mean comon its not like there is multiplayer or anything and we all know what the deal is now
this is what we waited 2 months for ling? a short ev:n br??
oh well gj anyways just someone plz write a decent br that isnt fuxing ev:n!



#11 endersshadow[146313]
ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net
An unexpected yet not unwelcome report. I love you LinG :).
#12 EldritchEvil[146314]
nr11-216-196-185-236.fuse.net
Write it yourself, Smeagol.
#13 Asmodues[146315]
208.31.47.29
Nice report, but I agree with Dagomar. It lacks length and also, it's rather bland. By the way Ling, next time you do a report I'll spell check it for you. This one had a lot of errors. I'm strictly confidential =].
#14 [146316]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Whatever Smeagol, you do realize that I have other things to do? :/ In all honesty there'll probably be even bigger gaps between my reports from now on -.-

Thanks for rating.
#15 [146317]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Heh Asmo :)

I'll remember that :D
#16 TheAngel[146323]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
Single player games are no thanks anymore. They are so 1992. But then again, so is BR.com ^_^

It was a pleasure to view Ling but honestly I didn't read it; I've had my fill of EV. Mostly because I've played it myself and exhausted the possibilities in all 3 games.

-Angel
#17 [146324]
adsl-64-216-107-64.dsl.tpkaks.swbell.net
I'll be the one to rate up and help you Dag. Solid 9!
#18 [146328]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
:D!
#19 Smeagol[146331]
weld.nt.tas.gov.au
hey sry guys i didnt mean to piss u off and its not like im gonna write one myself
im just used to ur constant br's ling so sry i upset u but... we expect it from u ^_^
a good read thou and gw
#20 EldritchEvil[146333]
nr11-216-196-189-196.fuse.net
Why not? It's easy to do. Simple HTML knowledge and Paint can do it.
#21 Psyonic_Reaver[146336]
0-1pool14-65.nas6.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net
When you say shitty text only SC br.... Are you implying me?

T.T
#22 endersshadow[146337]
ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net
Smeagol your grammar rivals that of FWO.
#23 Slotham[146338]
254.bng0103.bng.iprimus.net.au
enders, isn't that going a BIT far? FWO has some serious bannana grammatical shit going down!

I semi-agree with Smeagol. Although I love EV:N I think it has been exhausted a little. I am waiting for Eldrich to finish his though, HURRY UP MAN!

I want to get another report out but I've recently moved and I'm waiting for my computer and I also have to get cable connection. LinG, your reports fit a lot easier through cable, it's damn hard work shoving those kickass pics through a phone line...

It was too short and hence not involved enough so from my high and mighty perch of heavenly and divine standing god degrees this report to be an 8. Would have been a lot higher had the length and depth been there. GG
#24 EldritchEvil[146340]
nr11-216-196-189-137.fuse.net
Slotham: Hey, mine is just about done. I'm waiting for Dag. Go yell at him. :D
#25 [146342]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
nonono, sorry, been caught up with other stuff, release yours first man!
#26 Slotham[146343]
254.bng0103.bng.iprimus.net.au
Dag, get your sorry excuse for an arse into gear and finish your lame BR so I can read the pure 1337ness that is EldritchEvil. Also, sorry about spelling your name wrong EE.
#27 CMOT_dibbler[146344]
194.151.4.99
Hey, I like this new format.... a lot. Feels like reading a book instead eye-hurting scrolling. 't Is true though that the EVN story gets a bit repetitive, seen a couple reports that all start at the beginning of the game. This one didn't, so GW. Were I a rater, I'd rate it.

BTW, am I mistaken or could this comment section be directly pasted into the warsmith forum. Only warsmith members methinks.
#28 BlueRibbon[146346]
host12.mvsd.com
Cpt. Hector keeps owning my ship :}
#29 [146348]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
warsmith doesnt exactly own br.com
#30 EldritchEvil[146349]
nr11-66-117-238-176.fuse.net
Dagomar: ... I don't WANT to. Wait, yes I do. Very well. Mine will be out first. BUT YOU HAD BETTER FINISH YOURS!!! *shakes fist*

Slotham: It's ok, I do it all the time.

CMOT_dibbler: Yeah, but we don't need to. This is BR.com, not Warsmith. Two seperate entities.

BlueRibbon: Register you sorry bastard! ;)
#31 [146353]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Hmm, I knew that EV:N br's had been done quite a bit before, and I was definetly aware of it when I started, which is why I decided to make it different than the others, namely NOT starting at the "start", and adding the pirate perspective.

Thing is, there's a long way from idea to actual report.

The formatting/page-style was my own favorite thing, it allowed for dramatic text/image combinations, and a book-style instead of the scroll fest of every other report.

While I can't write anything like Eldritch, I'll innovate the graphics instead :) *HINT HINT*
#32 EldritchEvil[146354]
nr11-216-196-190-249.fuse.net
*nudge nudge*
#33 Smeagol[146380]
168.a.003.hob.iprimus.net.au
hey whats wrong with my grameerr?? i nevr gets it wrong? whatys teh poblem men?? :P

and no sry psy i didnt mean u i meant... well i meant somebody else ^_^
as to writing a br, i might do one on the hols after my BIG exams are over in a few weeks... so ya we'll see but dont hold me to it cause im very slack :p
i just want some wc3 goodness guys *looks around hoping to see a CB~ br*
#34 Chris[146385]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Does no one recognize flame bait anymore?
#35 [146386]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
#33:

It's Escape Velocity: Nova, and can be found at the following site:

www.ambrosiasw.com
#36 livingexceptoin[146389]
129.252.135.109
it is, sadly, single player

le
#37 Slotham[146409]
254.bng0103.bng.iprimus.net.au
I'd have an orgasm if a muliplayer function somehow came out...did I say that out loud? Shit...
#38 Marko[146440]
CPE0040f45b7c42-CM014390134337.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
You have to pay to play?
#39 Minatour[146479]
kenn-dial-2-155.amerion.net
Fucking hella gay what the hell kind of game is that...so gay...stay with war3 and sc ur better at that
#40 Razoriel[146484]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
I liked the way you set yours apart from the other's (Text/image format is really effective), but it was too short for my taste. I'd give you 8-9.
#41 el_sux0r[146962]
dhcp078132.res-hall.northwestern.edu
"The only thing religious about my ship is its ass-kicking of biblical proportions."

As always, Ling, nice writing ;)

I liked the panel format. One thing that seemed slightly discontinuous, however, was the change from being a Pirate to being a soldier for Heraan. Having played the game, I well understand what it meant, but I don't know if the general public would follow it so easily.

Anyhow, even if that is a flaw, it's a minor one. Great report.



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