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#1 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[145562]
h24-71-155-125.ok.shawcable.net
first again
#2 Shuriken[145563]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
looks pretty good man
7.5
#3 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[145564]
h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com
Now thats a battlereport!
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Thats a house.
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Thats a fish.
--[]8
THATS A BEE!





#4 endersshadow[145565]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
I can still proofread if you want, Im at qacpilot@aol.com
#5 rigbieys[145566]
bbcache-8.singnet.com.sg
5th comment!

#6 kidonfire[145568]
219.95.60.20
6th! looks good
#7 BlueRiBBon[145569]
host12.mvsd.com
I unlike many of my fellow idiots, do not take pride in my comment # :}.

Nice anyways make more o.o

#8 Slotham[145570]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
You must agree BlueRiBBon that they have an extremely good reason for posting their post number, I just haven't figured it out yet...
#9 BlueRiBBon[145571]
host12.mvsd.com
^^

Hack this IP

h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com

kk thanks





#10 BluBBas[145573]
as4-2-3.ld.bonet.se
GJ, 10/10
plz upload the replay
#11 Mark4[145574]
Your work is good my son =].
#12 FearTheFrog[145575]
ip-66-80-38-54.dsl.chi.megapath.net
GJ 10 I can't find any flaws really
#13 [145576]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Dont like the game, but a great br nonetheless. A high 8 sounds good, so I'm rating a 9 . . . next time, br EV:N ;]
#14 LuckyNewbie:P[145578]
12-252-246-16.client.attbi.com
10 because it has my name in it
#15 TheAngel[145579]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
Awesome report but the game sounds retarded. Seems like everyone would be doing the same thing every game since the Black Lotus sounds super powerful.

-Angel

#16 Sabotage[145580]
pool-68-160-246-192.ny325.east.verizon.net
ok you now have the permission to flame me to hell :)
gj slotham weird game but really cool.
#17 Convider[145581]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660487.sympatico.ca
neato. 9
#18 Some_God[145582]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Generals is getting wack. Thats why I dont play that game anymore. I would report on a BF1942 game but I dont know how people would react to it. Anyways GJ Slotham ... My reports own yours 10 times over =p

Peace,
~SG~


#19 [145583]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Yay! Nice!

9!

I know my name ends with erG~LinG, but I thought that so many names did, and I guessed you didnt mean me.



#20 Shuriken[145584]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
heh seems we're working on another gold streak eh
#21 Wind Mage[145586]
ip68-14-68-81.ri.ri.cox.net
Expansion pack comes out Thursday for generals...
#22 [145588]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Some_God, you write reports?

;)
#23 Smeagol[145591]
dorset.nt.tas.gov.au
heh this shits over anyones br's except for maybe Z~L's, and C~B's.
huge br and i can see why it took so long to finish :p
i STILL havent played generals much yet so im not completley up to scatch on the uses of the units and the imbalances but ive played like every single previous c&c rts so i know sumthin :p
btw GF this weekend :p
i hate to say it but go Coll!
#24 Smeagol[145592]
dorset.nt.tas.gov.au
i use to many :p's!
:p
#25 [145593]
CPE-144-137-46-254.vic.bigpond.net.au
I used to play Generals , because I was a somewhat decent ra2 player (top 10 ladder) I thought it'd be a natural progression. However when I first played it I was shocked by some aspects of it, namely Black Lotus. It doesn't seem right to have an invisible unit capable of taking structures in 1 second. Though most elements of the game were very enjoyable, I decided that it was too gay to play. So I quit having earned a 43-0 record through Black Lotus abuse.
#26 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[145607]
h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com
Some_God's reports suck...
#27 ZeaL[145608]
cache-ntc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
=D nice one, 8.75
#28 Some_God[145613]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
TIME, the day we fought against each other was over long before you hit pubetry. Dogmar, My reports own your reports 100 times over. Blah.


Peace,
~SG~
#29 LuckyNewbie:P[145615]
12-252-246-16.client.attbi.com
no longer cheers?
#30 Some_God[145616]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Cheers was already taken ;)


Peace,
~SG~
#31 Psyonic_Reaver[145617]
dialup-64.159.114.145.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net
Great report Sloth. I just had to say it again! I know my email did you justice but you deserve the Gold! Now that you are under Mark4's power you must write a report once a week.

What? All godly reporters do that.
#32 Slotham[145619]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
ack, once a week?! Maybe once a fortnight...
#33 Napoleic[145620]
h24-87-192-5.vc.shawcable.net
pretty good, but a little more time introing the players (was that THE Pillars?) would have been nice. Deserving of it's score. Best Generals report yet, if that's any accolade.
#34 Smeagol[145621]
nile-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
heh ur alt test owned so hard i cant describe it
NOT TO EVERYONE READ THE ALT TEXT IT OWNS!

oh and now ur exams are over u can write shitloads more (i hope)
SG ur report suck more than watching Swept Away :p
btw who the hell insulted sloth by giving this a 8! show urself fiendish r8er!
oh and sloth i totally agree with u about ppl that post comments containg no more than "omfg first i own"
#35 [145622]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
somegod, not after I smack them down with a couple 1's :]
#36 Slotham[145623]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Mark4 - Thank-you master *backs away bowing*

Dagomar - I think EV:N is pretty much covered at the moment. Might try Homeworld 2.

LN:P - I knew your name would get me brownie points! :D

TheAngel - Yes the Black Lotus is powerful but is a huge waste of money if not used correctly. This game was amazing because it had so much action and so little anti-lotus defenses. It's fairly easy to stop a Lotus but these guys were on the offensive 100% of the time, it seems all they wanted to do was attack.

Sabotage - I always had the right to flame you, don't kid yourself.

Some_God - DIE! If your reports owned mine ten times over you would be getting ratings of 8510. STFU!

ZerG~LinG - Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't realise the resemblance. Of course I didn't mean you mate.

(CONTINUED)
#37 Slotham[145624]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
(CONTINUED)

Smeagol - Always good to have the support of a fellow Aussie! And yes, I hate to say it too but, go Collingwood :p :p :p

Some_God - Die, again and again and again...

Reaver - Aren't we all under Mark4's power??

Napoleic - Sorry, I'd never heard of either of the players but it was an awesome game nonetheless. I think it's about time I did a celebrity SC and/or BW match between CB and Mark4, or something similar.

BTW, OMFG 36th and 37th comments on a Slotham report! W00T!!
#38 Triped[145626]
dsc04-chc-il-209-109-237-52.rasserver.net
if i were to stoop low enough to have a gaming idol, it'd be pillars. i learned so much from him about strifeshadow. :O
#39 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[145627]
209.234.160.75
hm, it appears my precious IP was banned from the site. if you honestly think thatll stop the legendary time you have another thing coming.

BTW : sloth > somegod
#40 [145628]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
TIME makes a valid point in that last post ;o

SG stop thinking your reports>everyone elses -.-
#41 Chris[145631]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Because they don't.
#42 Asmodues[145632]
roc-24-95-198-30.rochester.rr.com
Some~Gods reports barely > Times.
#43 Sabotage[145633]
pool-68-160-246-192.ny325.east.verizon.net
haha...
....
#44 Some_God[145648]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
You guys suck. You dont give me respect.

LinG- Mine reports own you 15 times over.

Chris- My reports own ... nevermind cause you never made any :(.

Asmodues- Shut your pie hole! I PWN YOU!

TIME- That means he ownz you too! (insider joke)

Sloth- Take a nap you god-damn dirty asian! (Pun intended)

Peace,
~SG~
#45 Some_God[145649]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Almost forgot:

Dogmar- I own you no questions asked. You dont have the guts to give me a 1 and I will prove it when my next report will come out, which will happen when I have some free time.
#46 Sabotage[145653]
pool-68-160-246-192.ny325.east.verizon.net
whas that the real SG or some fag trying to make him look dumb?
#47 Chris[145657]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Is there a difference?
#48 Some_God[145661]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Chris, shut the fuck up!
#49 Slotham[145662]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
No, there's no difference. But there is strong evidence that it is actually Some_God. For starters he calls me asian, anyone know where he got that from?
#50 Jim[145666]
254.bng0103.bng.iprimus.net.au
mmmm... lovely, godly, keep it up :D
#51 LuckyNewbie:P[145693]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
Theorum: Time and Some_God are the same person

Conclusion: Who cares?
#52 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[145695]
209.234.166.58
Theorum: Correct.

Conclusion: Does it really matter who cares?
#53 Some_God[145705]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Theorum: No.

Conclusion: ...

Peace,
~SG~
#54 Chris[145708]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Theorum: Obviously Time is smarter.

Conclusion: Shut up.
#55 Some_God[145711]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Theorum: Chris, shit the fuck up.

Conclusion: You shut the fuck up...
#56 Some_God[145712]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
... and mind your fucking business you fucking jerk-off.

Peace,
~SG~
#57 [145722]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
shut up
#58 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[145731]
130.94.123.164
some_god is as much a plagarist as you guys think I am. Look at his sig, direct copy of cattlebruisers.
#59 LuckyNewbie:P[145741]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
"Cheers" is a saying, and cb isn't the only one who uses it.

Copy and pasting a fan fiction over 10,000 words long and trying to pass it off as your own IS NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING.

GG, re?
#60 Some_God[145745]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Why do you all hate me?
#61 LuckyNewbie:P[145750]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
Because your reports own so much and you're so modest about it whenever you [rarely] present it.
#62 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[145753]
168.143.123.92
I wrote that fanfic, damn it! I post all my fanfics there!
#63 LuckyNewbie:P[145755]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
cuz you're an english teacher, right?
#64 Augury[145873]
dyn128-54-212-176.ucsd.edu
A report like this doesn't deserve so much hate in its comments section =(

Slotham: Looks like an INCREDIBLE amount of good effort and quality, unfortunately the game choice (Generals) probably turned off a lot of readers such as myself.
#65 Some_God[145876]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Word to mother. Generals sucks.


Peace,
~SG~
#66 Triped[145917]
207.218.186.193
The 12 in these comments is thick enough to cut with a knife.
#67 Some_God[145946]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
I do not understand you're complicated language. Please rephrase it so I can. (I dont know how it goes but I think its something like this) GG no re kthnx.


Peace,
~SG~
#68 ace1gold[149634]
ACB95296.ipt.aol.com
nice report, never knew it existed till today, a year on. as for the comments?
#69 ma2gen[154744]
fctnlite-0994.nb.aliant.net
Excellent Report, helped me win my next game!!
#70 notsoskinnyguy[155414]
166-82-51-81.as06.cncrnc.ctc.net
EA SPORTS should be banned from making games.........ever

or maybe just sports

no espn owns them on that ea sucks

GOOD report
:D
#71 anal[162181]
p54935603.dip.t-dialin.net
fu noobs ace1gold asshole i own ur life



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