| #1 BlueRiBBon[145480] |
| 65.167.44.20 |
GJ DAGOMAR AND ALL YOU OTHER NEWBS! Right before this finishes put out 10 gold reports and make me look like a piece of trash jesus :P
Have fun~ |
| #2 Smeagol[145482] |
| 066.a.003.hob.iprimus.net.au |
yay another good report!
BR u are my favourite battlereporting/comment spaming ho
nice stuf and thx 4 wc3 :p |
| #3 endersshadow[145483] |
| ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net |
Didn't really think creep updates were needed, and the text surrounding the pictures was also annoying. On the whole however, nice report.
*Here's to hoping this doesn't start a BW vs. War3 debate |
#4  [145484] |
| wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com |
| roflmao that zerg rush thing was hilarious lol. And that owned thing where the cat jumps out . . . and the girl and even the comic. The StarCraft segment of your report wasnt good, the game was very short and not really worthy of a report. It would've been better to leave it out. The rest was quite nice, you're definitely improving. I would say something like 8.4 would be a fair rating but, well, here's an 8 :) |
| #5 DredNicolson[145485] |
| 164.58.125.240 |
"Et tu Brutus?" wasn't Julius Caesar's last words. He followed that with "Then fall, Caesar!!", then he died :P. (In Shakespeare's version at least.)
Your prose is average. (If you go in depth over who creeped what, endeavor to make it a little more interesting to read instead of just listing them. I tended to skip over those parts after the first ten words.)
Your humor is average. (Save for cheery failure to communicate that made most of the game a virtual 2v1 and the rather. . .distracting photo gallery at the bottom, there just wasn't much to be mirthful about.)
Your graphic presentation is above average. (Simple but crisp bordering. Some of the pics seemed to just 'be there' without contributing much to understanding the battle, however. Putting commentary over the collages instead of to the side would save space, as well [and make it easier on those who are still stuck with phone modems].)
And your effort is, as always, of heroic proportions. |
| #6 BlueRiBBon[145486] |
| 65.167.44.20 |
| The starcraft report was put on here only because i wanted a BW and a WAR3 report dagomar :P I wouldn't ever make that Starcraft game alone because that would suckass : ] |
| #7 Convider[145487] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3660487.sympatico.ca |
what the hell was up with the text?
it was like size 72 and the report ran out of room, getting cut off after a update.
I sincerely hope that was just a minor screwup, as if it was intentional this report would suck. badly.
find a bettar SC game next time.... |
| #8 [145488] |
| wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com |
| I know ribbon, that was the point - if the game sucks ass, don't bother to include it in your report! |
| #9 BlueRiBBon[145491] |
| 65.167.44.20 |
| 72 size text? what are you talking about convider? |
| #10 BlueRiBBon[145492] |
| 65.167.44.20 |
| Its not size 72, its size 12... you have a screwed up browser : ] And if you guys would take a second to think about the micro in the cirrcumstances of the StarCraft game, it isnt really bad? |
| #11 Avail[145493] |
| c-65-97-24-49.va.client2.attbi.com |
I showed that Zerg Rush pic to everyone on my buddy list. You must've gotten it from one of them :P. Nice report, but the game was a little less than satisfactory = The pics were great but they shouldn't count.
7.5 |
| #12 B0YSETSF1Re--BiGRooStEr--HeadCHarGe-[145494] |
| pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net |
| Yes im all 3. lol but i also see the text as 72 point,.. it started right after you named your team... nice nice report tho. |
| #13 BlueRiBBon[145495] |
| 65.167.44.20 |
| Half see big text, half dont ? : [ gay html |
| #14 Mr.Puddles[145496] |
| 216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net |
| Good. NOW GET ON =[ |
| #15 DredNicolson[145497] |
| 164.58.123.150 |
| #11: In my informal scoring system at least, if a report is text-only, then the 'graphic presentation' category is not included, but if a reporter includes pictures then they will be scored, for better or worse :/. |
| #16 ZeaL[145500] |
| cache-da01.proxy.aol.com |
| Well seeing that all i read is the SC section, which i think was just a prologue to the Wc3 piece, i can't judge it well, but the writing and pics are nice, just not the game. |
| #17 Chris[145502] |
| astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net |
8.0 sounds good.
Solid games, solid writing, and good humor (especially "ZORRO!").
Good work. Don't make another fanfic. And eat your breakfast.
These are the things you must do to keep making good reports. |
| #18 BlueRiBBon[145504] |
| 12.166.43.41 |
| Well guys, I'll pick a better Starcraft game next time, and probably do a 2 part br again. |
| #19 TheAngel[145506] |
| theangel.rh.rit.edu |
Your alt text can suck me. You know what I mean.
-Angel |
| #20 Slotham[145507] |
| euryale.its.adfa.edu.au |
In the WarIII part I didn't like the way you skipped between 3rd and 1st person. You did it quite a bit:
"EnTuBrutus started with a Demon Hunter hero, and started making two AOW Archers. My ally, PenileFungus started off with..."
You can't just switch between the two, it's either one or the other.
GJ, 8 |
| #21 Robi1905[145512] |
| 132-105.tl.dsl.net4all.net |
My dear reporter please take some decent history lessons :P
Caesar's last words were 'tu quoque, fili mi' and once he said: 'et tu brute'
The first one means: You to, my son? The second one means: And you brutus? |
| #22 Shuriken[145514] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| heh..got a little faggish at the end (im not gay), but overall gj |
| #23 Convider[145518] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3660487.sympatico.ca |
saw it in IE... not a bad ending :P
You go to WB forums? What's your username? |
| #24 IcE-Inforcer[145519] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3905861.sympatico.ca |
You fuxxed up lots of pics, except for that one of that hot chick in the end. I'll go read the W3 part now cya.
-IcE- |
| #25 BlueRiBBon[145523] |
| bgm-24-169-63-182.stny.rr.com |
#21 Robi1905[145512]
My dear reporter please take some decent history lessons :P
Caesar's last words were 'tu quoque, fili mi' and once he said: 'et tu brute'
The first one means: You to, my son? The second one means: And you brutus?
I'm aware what it meant, but I thought It was En Tu, not Et Tu. :P
#23 Convider[145518]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660487.sympatico.ca
saw it in IE... not a bad ending :P
You go to WB forums? What's your username?
WB forums?
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| #26 [145526] |
| wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com |
Warner Bros
Convider moderates the 7th Heaven section. |
| #27 BlueRiBBon[145530] |
| bgm-24-169-63-182.stny.rr.com |
| ROFL |
| #28 Erags[145536] |
| wnpgmb01dc2-res-28-135.mts.net |
Nice report. With the war3 part though, I think you might have been better off with one or two pictures, then describing the action, then another one or two. I liked the ZORRO part too, but the SC game was too short.
To #11 and anyone else who was asking, the picture is originally (I think) from here, but in the past few weeks, the site has become only available to members. (non members used to able to VIEW it)
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=e9d8e33806a6fecdf732034ec9c5430a&threadid=680765 |
| #29 [145539] |
| CPE-144-137-32-149.vic.bigpond.net.au |
| it is actually... es tu, Brute. |
| #30 [145540] |
| CPE-144-137-32-149.vic.bigpond.net.au |
| i mean et not es ;o |
| #31 IcE-Inforcer[145541] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3905747.sympatico.ca |
Sweet let's get in a huge argument over which were Caesar's last words!!
-_-
-IcE- |
| #32 Smeagol[145542] |
| weld.nt.tas.gov.au |
heh has anyone read Asterix? caesar says "et tu brute" to brutus all the time!
fucking cool comic btw |
| #33 Redemption6[145544] |
| 65-78-29-178.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| Id rather have one good game than two bad ones. Both your games weren't that great. That being said you did have good pics and decent writing, thus making me believe that this couldve been an 8.5 GJ, i look forward to more. (If you really like great games, warcraftreplays.com has some great wc3 replays, however most br'ers like to make their own stuff) |
| #34 poo[145545] |
| 68.190.163.141 |
King of Comma Splicing
but still good. |
| #35 GoZuLu[145547] |
| 195.249.56.3 |
Hehe. I only read the StarCraft section, and loved it. Nice micro, new strat (to me anyway), Short. Rated 8.
No comments to the WarIII part.
GoZuLu |
| #36 BlueRiBBon[145553] |
| 65.167.44.90 |
#34 poo[145545]
68.190.163.141
King of Comma Splicing
Hail to the king baby!
|
| #37 Newt[145559] |
| dsl3-63-249-85-66.cruzio.com |
I took the slow careful time to read your report.
HECK NO!! I acually looked at most of the screnshots, skimmed text and... what a frigging hot chick!! Now I just can't get her outta my mind. Big boobs...big boobs. I'm gonna sleep calm tonight. Thanks for another good one BlueRiBBon.
GJ |
| #38 rigbieys[145561] |
| bbcache-17.singnet.com.sg |
| I'm glad to see that blueribbon is back with a GOOD REPORT! |
| #39 rigbieys[145567] |
| bbcache-17.singnet.com.sg |
| Urrrg...I hated da second last pic. Ribbon, I gotta know if your a pornographer. |
| #40 Chronoss[145585] |
| bursley-218-69.reshall.umich.edu |
| At the risk of sounding stupid again, is ~nohunters accessible using w3. And op ~nohunters? bnet certainly has changed a bit during the past two years when i've been gone... |
| #41 Sabotage[145645] |
| pool-68-160-246-192.ny325.east.verizon.net |
sup TT
own ;x
gj ;p
lol :] CHOOSE ONE AND STICK WITH IT
rofl :o
haah huk
kekek 1st!
[own] all the way man. |
| #42 Sabotage[145651] |
| pool-68-160-246-192.ny325.east.verizon.net |
Wow im a crazy ass lunatic.
What have i become... |
| #43 BlueRiBBon[145673] |
| 65.167.44.55 |
#42 Sabotage[145651]
pool-68-160-246-192.ny325.east.verizon.net
Wow im a crazy ass lunatic.
What have i become...
ROFL!
Actually for all you horny joe shmo's that girl is Brooke Burke, and she is fucking sexy hot. : ]
with TFT, I "THINK" any clans are availble aren't they? in starcraft, OP ~Nohunters is the channel.
Thanks newtsie! : D |
| #44 <img "http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/m6v8c.gif">[145898] |
| adsl-63-205-56-189.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| WOOT NICE REPORT GOSU BITCH |
| #45 [145899] |
| adsl-63-205-56-189.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| WOOT NICE REPORT GOSU BITCH |
| #46 <img "http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/m6v8c.gif">[145900] |
| adsl-63-205-56-189.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| WOOT NICE NICE |
| #47 [145901] |
| adsl-63-205-56-189.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| I AM DAGOMAR I AM GAY |
| #48 BlueRiBBon[145915] |
| 65.167.44.36 |
| Dagomar, your name is being misused... BAN THAT IP : D |
| #49 livingexception[146180] |
| 129.252.135.109 |
I just now noticed comment #34.
You know, right after I made that comment some random dude bitched me out on AIM for that. Then he told me to "go knit a sweater" and blocked me. Never found out who it was.
le |
| #50 BlueRibbon[146630] |
| bgm-24-169-60-199.stny.rr.com |
| Have no idea what youre AIM ID is so it wasn't me LE ;o |
| #51 el_sux0r[147004] |
| dhcp078132.res-hall.northwestern.edu |
| Hm, nice ideas. The writing was marred in a few places, but only rarely was it noticable, and the ending pics were great. |
| #52 NoName[147049] |
| dsc01-ahi-ca-204-31-236-146.rasserver.net |
| The last photo was VERY nice. Hope you have more. |
| #53 [147237] |
| pm885-33.dialip.mich.net |
| who cares?? |
| #54 Benjojamin[148477] |
| proxy10.skyinet.net |
| hahahaha who challenge me??? joke joke joke ! ! ! |
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