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#1 BeatMePls[144560]
host217-42-93-83.range217-42.btcentralplus.com
OMG FIRST!!!!!
#2 [144561]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Right.

Probably forgot something, will probably never get it right first time no matter how many I post.

Enjoy.



#3 Avail[144562]
c-65-97-24-49.va.client2.attbi.com
3rd
#4 Horc[144563]
alb-24-195-176-30.nycap.rr.com
This is why Zerg~ling is my favourite Battle Reporter. Very beautiful.
#5 BeatMePls[144564]
host217-42-93-83.range217-42.btcentralplus.com
lol.. me likes it
#6 [144565]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Hopefully Dag wont post right away and sweep floors with my poor grammer.
#7 Symphonie[144566]
pool-141-149-7-201.alb.east.verizon.net
=

disappointing game in some ways, as he could have easily raped your game-winning force if he just remembered the other two (very gosu) s-walker spells, spirit link and disenchant. No one ever remembers that orc has dispell now...

O well, the pics were awesome, proofread plz, yaddayadda.



#8 Epoch[144567]
ool-182f07a7.dyn.optonline.net
Nice work, I'd say somewhere in the region of a 9.

Oh, and, 7th or 8th or so =o

#9 LurkerBurger7[144568]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
nj zling
#10 lurker716[144569]
pcp04439209pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
10th woot!!
#11 ZeaL[144570]
ACC8C329.ipt.aol.com
great report
9
#12 born-to-porn[144571]
x1-6-00-07-95-ae-50-6a.k152.webspeed.dk
Awesome stuff! Really sweet report
#13 Keanu_Reaver[144572]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
doesn't seem to be *quite* on par with your other reports, still a solid 8.5-9
#14 anonymous[144573]
ppp-67-37-48-20.dialup.milwwi.ameritech.net
good shit,very funny as well
#15 Sabotrage[144575]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
15th!!!!!!!!
#16 Sabotage[144576]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
damn! that was so Zerg~ling.
Zergling much wub for this report. Even though I despise wc3. ;/
#17 endersshadow[144577]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
"Personally, watching stuff get torched badly and running away with an evil grin and petrol all over me never gets tiring. The doctor said it was just a adolescent phase. His body is now reduced to a small pile of ash."

Bravo





#18 Pat-Mcgroin[144578]
cache-mtc-aa02.proxy.aol.com
Go sox
#19 Sabotage[144587]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
what was with teh coffe and spoon though? ;o
#20 Luckylefty01[144588]
adsl-64-175-43-163.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net
Very good report, I liked it a lot, however there were a few spelling errors/words left out.

"After getting some or less vital recon" I assume is supposed to be more or less vital.

And also "he played his trumph card, which i assume is supposed to be trump card.

I liked the report a lot, 8-9 imo.

And yes Apple does make killer laptops:)

-Lucky









#21 Sabotage[144592]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
zergliang give yourself a 9 ^_^
#22 lurker716[144597]
pcp04439209pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
Arr...all these WC3 reports make me jealous. Someone donate a copy of WC3 to the Poor Lurker fund, and I will play many games w/ you, thus guaranteeing that your record will improve tremendously.
#23 EldritchEvil[144598]
nr11-216-196-184-88.fuse.net
For some reason, I didn't enjoy this as much as usual. I didn't laugh at the humor, but the pictures were good and you won a game. :) I give it an 8.7. Solid Ling.
#24 Avail[144606]
c-65-97-24-49.va.client2.attbi.com
Ling needs to send to me for proofreading :o
#25 Marko[144616]
CPE0003472eb00b-CM014390134337.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
9.5/10
#26 Psyonc_Reaver[144617]
0-1pool14-193.nas6.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net
"Next time I see those guys near my house, I'm busting out my .22 and my broadsword."

HA! Good quote ling! But we all know who said it first. ^^

Reading this makes me want to pop out another report before I leave in November.



#27 Smeagol[144624]
138.c.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
wtf how the hell did u get first comment pud? u bastard :P
nice report zerg~ling, and although it might not have been the most gosu game ever, reporting on a game u actually played in can be better than reporting on a game with gosu players
nice stuf keeps em comin ^_^

btw could u rate everyones report cause most of the reports in the last 10 days havent been rated... just thought id point dat out
27th!!!!!!!
#28 Smeagol[144625]
138.c.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
nice solo rec btw and congrats on becoming a better player
and the cute riflemen icon too :p
#29 [144628]
imsbbcache09.netvigator.com
very disappointing end game =[
#30 two things[144629]
12-203-76-196.client.attbi.com
1. The end game description was really anticlimactic... "My bloodmage was harassing him constantly, and he was forced to spend valuable rez defending his base and buying batriders.

Then I got poly and some knights and I won the game, gg."

2. at the end you say slaughtered like "sheeps". Plural of sheep = sheep. =)
#31 TheAngel[144635]
s24.dial1.pro.nac.net
Bravo.

-Angel
#32 [144636]
Toronto-ppp272609.sympatico.ca
smooth report, though I agree with the comments about the endgame. Somewhere around 8.5 - 9 I would say . . . hell here's a 9 ;)
#33 DredNicolson[144643]
164.58.126.21
The typo above was intentional, btw. :P
#34 endersshadow[144646]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
really?
#35 The-Nut[144650]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
gj.
#36 [144651]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Thanks guys, I dunno about this in comparison to some of my others, though I've definetly changed writing style, especially when it comes to humour (or so I'd like to think).

Like DredNicolson said (thanks for the kind wors btw), it's supposed to be more of a continuing smile than out of place jokes every second paragraph. It's the kind I like read myself, so obviously I strive for that when I write.
#37 el_sux0r[144670]
pg2nt02.wam.umd.edu
Only minor grammar mistakes.

The cows, the cows, the cows are on fire. That will stay with me for the rest of today. =)

Very well done.

PS- We all know the plural of sheep is sheepz0rz.
#38 Mr.Puddles[144679]
216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net
The time it took to write out what happened in the end game is like 1/8 the time it took to watch it =O. It was a very good game that took place say, a month ago? Too bad the replay is void now or I would go back and watch that bad mofo. GJ again.
#39 BOBBY357[144707]
cache-mtc-aa02.proxy.aol.com
Nice game! A few grammar/spelling mistakes as mentioned above of course, but great game overall!
#40 [144711]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Puddles said we were newbs ;)

I never seem to find games with exciting endings :/ or maybe I'm sick of the report when I finally get to the end.
#41 Phoenix[144743]
195.162.89.162
I like it. Ling shows why he's so popular.
#42 Sabotage[144763]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
:o popular indeed. now if i hadn't done that gay nutx thing...
#43 l_r0x_ur_s0x[144764]
mnet-baca244-13-199.monarch.net
hahaha, took you long enough ling.

anyways, killer report as always, but you should have described your homosexual flamestrike harrass at the end more.

the game was good, either of us could have easily won it much earlier. if you had kept up that early footy rush you could have won then and there, and if i had not stopped microing in the part where i had you on the ropes i could have won. at least, that is what i think, the game is so i old im starting to forget

oh, and i was 7 at the time(level, not age)

ling also has totally owned me the other times we played, but thanks for the generous comment on my "skillz"
#44 LuckyNewbie:P[144784]
12-252-246-16.client.attbi.com
Oh, and too much white space :O
#45 [144798]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Lets not go there.
Again.

And about that link. I guess the validator might not like caps ;o
the real adress is with ZerG~LinG ;p

Was being really silly when signing up for account, guess merely using "ling" or "zergling" was just too easy to be good.
#46 minijoebob[144801]
ool-18b97be8.dyn.optonline.net
i think sumone forgot disenchant eek! but very gg, as everyone says 8.5-9
#47 minijoebob[144802]
ool-18b97be8.dyn.optonline.net
someone* (sorry, damn slang)
#48 l_r0x_ur_s0x[144880]
mnet-baca244-13-199.monarch.net
are you talking about the battle at his base or the part at the end, minijoe? in hte part at his base, i honestly thought one revive was going to do me more good than two disenchants, as ling was using slow and no poly. if you are talking about the part after the lamestrike harass, i stopped caring at that point as the game was over
#49 JakobderLudner[144889]
24-205-51-132.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net
very nice report. This is why I hungrily tore through every single Ling report in two hours the first time I read your reports. Though, the pure white background was a little hard on my eyes. Can you tone it down a bit, like on a slightly more gray background?

The only disappointment was the anticlimactic end. But then again, donn't most games end unsatisfyingly?

Anyways, 9.0 VERY well deserved, but I think it needs to be higher.
#50 DarkInferno_IV[144895]
host81-129-14-141.in-addr.btopenworld.com
Pretty good report. 8.

-8 for being a flamestrike spamming lamer.
#51 Sabotage[144915]
pool-68-161-79-4.ny325.east.verizon.net
mountain kings own
#52 ibanez[145006]
h00095b0d5b9f.ne.client2.attbi.com
Act is bigger than a scene. The whole early game should be "Act One" and then split up into scenes, and then the Mid-Game should be "Act Two" and so on...
Good report anyways, yours are the only ones I care to read. Not enough WC3 reports at this site anymore -_-
#53 [145059]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
ibanez: Yeah I know, just didnt want to go all overboard with it ;o



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