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#1 Jaood[144014]
AC947B3E.ipt.aol.com
Why bmp? There is seriously no reason pics should be in bmp format.
#2 Some_God[144015]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
2nd

Peace,
~SG~


#3 all-fear[144016]
165.154.24.178
plz DELETE NOW MY ISP IS FUCKED SO I HAVE TO RE WORK DIS!!
DELETE NOW!!! DELETED NOW!
#4 Some_God[144017]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
It better ... cuz this sux. :D
#5 lurker716[144018]
pcp04439209pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
5th
now to read
#6 lurker716[144019]
pcp04439209pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
oh christ, I'd gotten into the whole BR.com spirit of stating what comment number you are before reading thing. Rather pointless, but one does have to get into the hallowed culture of BR.com.

I'm really sorry that I wasted my first non-author comment on this steaming pile of monkey turd, to borrow a phrase from my brother. First of all, the game that you reported on. I don't like reading about games that I don't have any experience in. There are exceptions, such as certain WC3 reports, or EldritchEvil's EV:N reports. But to hold someone's attention when they don't even know the game requires good writing, but mostly humor. Your humor sucked.

#7 lurker716[144020]
pcp04439209pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
~continued~

The game Dominion is boring as hell, from what I've seen of your report. You say that the military option is the most interesting part of the game, YET YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE IN IT. "Well this is most certainly the fun part of dominion , although I haven't experienced it yet". How the fuck do you know how fun it is if you haven't done it yet? You've never even done anything military. You're just building up random shit. For christs sake, read the name of the site. BATTLE reports. BATTLES! Where the fuck are the battles man?! Where?!!!!

#8 lurker716[144021]
pcp04439209pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
~continued~

Ahem. I got of got side-tracked off the constructive criticism there. I really don't like your arrogance. First you assume people will want your "humorous" quotes in their BRs, and that we'll all come begging to you for them. No. And at the end, where you sound like a hyped up sugar monkey, you expect to get a front page hook-up. I have no words. Lastly, any BR where the author immediately goes to the comment section and says "plz DELETE NOW!!! DELEETED NOW!!!!" is bound to be crappy.

And please, please, please get rid of the 1000 character comment limit. It's impossible to offer good criticism, it basically limits all comments to "18th! whoohoo! gj nice report".



#9 livingexception[144022]
pcp03797940pcs.wilmsc01.tn.comcast.net
Utopia, anyone?

le

#10 Keanu_Reaver[144023]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
Yeah you better fix this guy up fear.
#11 [144024]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Wtf. This felt like you were advertising YET ANOTHER online "free-adventure-manage-your-realm-and-kill-stuff" game. Seriously, if you wanna tell ppl of a game, write in the forum. If you wanna tell the story of that exciting night of clicks and turn on dominion.com, please give it a shot.

lurker makes good points here. Listen to what he says, clever man. Even though he has problems keeping below 1000 chars, keke.

I saw ur DELETE THIS WHATEVER thing, so I wont rate it, otherwise it woulda gotten a 2.







#12 Slotham[144030]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Was it just me or did everyone have the problem of te H-scroll? I didn't even know a H-scroll could get that big...

'keke' - ZerG~LinG

I need sleep...
I need help...
I need those cool ratings of 10...
I need to shoot all-fear, on humanitarian grounds...

Does all-fear mean that we all fear him or he fears all of us? Cause I'm fairly sure me fear levels at the moment are low, so that leave one alternative. Shuttup! :D

Reckon I could get above a 2 for a "Comments Section BR"? Sure as hell will be more interesting than this...

*yawn*






#13 Slotham[144031]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
HELP ME!!! *sob*
#14 Slotham[144032]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
BTW, when did Starcraft annex Dominion? I thought that if a game wasn't Starcraft, Warcraft 2, Warcraft 3, Strifeshadow, a Westwood RTS or part of the Age of Empires series then it went under the classification of 'Other'. Is it that hard?

Well, I'll give you this all-fear. At least you quickly realised the mistake you made and started lobbying for this tripe to be deleated and deleated NOW!!
#15 Mr.Puddles[144033]
216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net
How about... keep it in a format to where my small resolution can handle it. It kept changing, too. Small, large, small, large. That got annoying quick so I just looked at the pictures. Try again =/.
#16 All-FeAr[144035]
165.154.24.181
stop bithciung loosers , i was in a hurry to try and get this out before the round started , left out some pics , n stuff ill prolly re work it once i have experience of the exciting parts of dominion so yall jus chill k thx , btw i have no internet at the moment so sit tyte ........ plz delete maner
#17 JakobderLudner[144036]
24-205-51-132.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net
o.O Wtf? This isn't even a br. I seriously hope you DO have plans to fix this.
#18 LameJoker[144037]
pool-141-149-7-83.alb.east.verizon.net
gah....*sob*.....fear.... = (
#19 WonderWisp[144042]
h95n2fls34o899.telia.com
And why exactly should one chose to play dominion over utopia?
#20 IcE-Inforcer[144043]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3905313.sympatico.ca
So u have no internet, yet you post a comment. Interesting.

I agree with lurker about idiots numbering their comments. IT SAYS ALREADY you meat-cigar smokers. It even has a fancy # in front of it..

And fear; don't make reports in a hurry, they'll suck. Trust me, I bet you any good reporter could tell you that.

-IcE-
#21 Mep[144045]
pcp02113737pcs.salem01.nj.comcast.net
"btw i have no internet at the moment so sit tyte"

What the fuck, if you have no internet then how are you posting? I will pray when I go to sleep at night that you wake up and your isp has banned you from the internet for being such a fucking dipshit, and then you'll have no internet at the moment and I can sit "tyte"

And learn to fucking type you worthless piece of shit.

-Mep

"stop bithciung loosers"
#22 [144046]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
"stop bithciung loosers , i was in a hurry to try and get this out before the round started"

Yes, i had to quote that one too.

Seriously, why were you even in the report post section with this kind of half-finished crap. I know you've made good reports before so you should know better than spewing out something like this.
#23 LurkerBurger7[144047]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
im sorry all-fear...but that has to be one of the ugliest brs ive ever seen. just keep tryin but i wouldn't suggest a repost, just leave this one to die. next time, try Starcraft.

:/
#24 willwinforfood[144048]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
looks like earth 2025 or whatever. only ..not as good. shrug.
#25 All-FeAr[144050]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3693040.sympatico.ca
posting from friends house , yet cant make uploads thou , so why isnt this deleted ? tt maybe itt die
#26 Convider[144053]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661535.sympatico.ca
stick to kicking everyone's asses in FFA's k? k thx gg no re 1-0
#27 Convider[144054]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661535.sympatico.ca
Toronto-HSE-ppp3693040.sympatico.ca--All-Fear
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661535.sympatico.ca--Convider
Where you live???
#28 BlueRibbon[144057]
65.167.44.76
I have an absolute bullshit 28.8k internet connection, but for godsake did you use BMPs or some ungodly larger(if thats possible) file format, it took me 10 minutes to load the first picture.

And do not center text, it makes the report look like your Mother's face. :O
#29 BlueRibbon[144058]
65.167.44.76
And Mep for president : ]
#30 Keanu_Reaver[144061]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
yes he did use .bmps
#31 IcE-Inforcer[144086]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3905462.sympatico.ca
Why bmps when u could easily save them as jpeg with paint.. unless you have the win95 version of paint, which doesn't have the jpeg feature :P.

-IcE-
#32 suck[144087]
akjg44o6y1fc.bc.hsia.telus.net
sasasa
#33 Sabotage[144094]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
My man feer!
Sorry i was on a road trip bleh.
Er, damn bmp bro. And if you're wondering why i can't get on bnet its cuz the damn thing won't run. Ahh!
#34 el_sux0r[144095]
0-1pool220-174.nas17.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
Dude, this is hilarious.
#35 Sabotage[144101]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
Ah the alignment on my monitur is screwed up
#36 Chris[144105]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Delete. For all the reasons.
#37 koalasnatcher[144799]
sms1.stmikes.k12.nm.us
hey, my buddie chris, did u check out my thuggin' rhyming poem/song about u man? its in the br that u quoted me, and said i should be proud. its a tight song/poem man, EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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