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#1 el_sux0r[142989]
0-1pool25-195.nas32.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
At long last, I seem to have mastered getting the report where it's supposed to be - in a table.

Huzzah.

If this one looks worse than my normal fare, please blame the painkillers. Especially that Cherish Alexander.

I'm out.





#2 Kinslayer[142990]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp163976.sympatico.ca
Im glad that some battlereports are actually beind made again, unlike the spam. I don't know how to rate this, as I didnt have time to read it all, but way to go for trying ;)
#3 livingexception[142991]
pcp03797940pcs.wilmsc01.tn.comcast.net
Oh, how I love satire. Very good stuff, I think. You mocked the poor kid every chance you had (meant that as a comment). Not to mention that I liked "Corsairs vs. Lings: a tough call." And, for some reason that I don't fully know, I cracked up on that last linked pic to the cannons "where had all his minerals gone?" One thing though, the pic sizes about killed me. Surely you must have something on your computer besides paint you can save files with. gw though

le

#4 Psyonic_Reaver[142993]
0-1pool15-240.nas6.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net
While there was no REAL game.......I loved the content!

Great stuff! 7-8

#5 Convider[142994]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660508.sympatico.ca
good newb-mocking, but a well-played game would be better. still, good for a gold i guess
#6 el_sux0r[142995]
0-1pool133-65.nas59.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
Thanks.

LE, all files are in PNG or JPG... as I understand, those are the most compressed formats one can save in (along with GIF, which is often terrible for color). Is there a better format? Please let me know if so.

#7 Smeagol[142996]
111.a.001.hob.iprimus.net.au
dammit another sc report
oh well at least its marginally better than spam jk
gj with the report but please someone start a FT report as i cant play it till tuesday when i get my comp fixed and i wanna see some FT dammit!
zerg~ling u better be making a FT report or ill.......




#8 I_am_Nitros[142997]
h64-141-27-37.sunwave.net
Mocking poor lil newbs is mean, yet amusing >.<
#9 BlueRibbon[142998]
65.167.44.73
I liked it Suxor :]. I have to say Mark did choose the best quote though :P. Overall It deserves a good rating because looks good to me :D.

And for future referance, it's Sun Tzu not Sun Tze who wrote "The Art of War."(I have the book sitting next to my bed :P)

#10 Timid[143000]
adsl-64-166-209-108.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
longer next time, but enjoyable read.
#11 Mr.Puddles[143003]
216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net
people, its not ALWAYS newb to block yourself in with cannons. its fun to do, and mass zealots can get out ^_^. otherwise i liked it. gj.
#12 Some_God[143004]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
Is it me or is Mark4 is giving anybody a front page link these days?

Cheers,
~SG~


#13 Convider[143005]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660508.sympatico.ca
It's jsut being slow, noones posting much, so everyone's getting better scores and stuff I guess. Maybe I should post mine...
#14 el_sux0r[143006]
0-1pool28-133.nas33.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
Holy cow. A front page link!

Thanks!

#15 Redemption6[143008]
berryreference4.Kiewit.dartmouth.edu
good report? yes, worthy of a gold? yes. worthy of an 8? maybe, worthy of a front page link? no; but good writing nonetheless
#16 Mark4[143010]
Times are slow folks....
#17 Yep[143011]
CPE-65-29-130-160.wi.rr.com
its how life is.
#18 Redemption6[143012]
HU3.Kiewit.Dartmouth.EDU
Yea, i guess I'm aware times are slow; but giving front page hookups to everyone kills any incentive for a person to make a good report, since they know a not so good report (not specifically applying to this) that took less effort, will get just as much recognition as theirs.
#19 [143013]
p417-033.ppp.get2net.dk
Hey Hey!

Making fun of newbies make for great late-night entertainment. Seems to push away the fact that i have work in about 8 hours and have been awake for quite some time :(

Oh well, thanks for sweetening my time ;]
Have a 7, now with extra juicy front page hook-up! I don't mind, think it's nice to have the frontpage not being the same all the time ;D And that quote wasn't bad at all too.




#20 el_sux0r[143061]
0-1pool216-191.nas16.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
Aw man, ungolded without a word. :P
#21 Chris[143088]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
This deserved much better. 7.5 at least for not sucking ass.

But it shouldn't be any more than 7.5 because of its unoriginality. We have Mick for these kind of things.

Still, good job. At least it wasn't a report by the-nut.
#22 AlferdPacker[143099]
dhcp083048.res-hall.northwestern.edu
cannon/zeal nothing. Everyone knows temp/sair rules all. It's the queen/defiler of toss.

Terran doesn't have an equivelent that I'm aware of.
#23 Mr.Puddles[143102]
216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net
Seriously?
Well alright if you want. I haven't bw'ed for a while so it might be a little rusty. Its all about going hellolota cannons ^^. I be really surprised if it works on an official blizz map, becuase so far its only worked on money maps. Maybe if I fast expand and mass defence then when resources are suffecent get 12 gates and start pumping... get air, I dare ya ;].
#24 ZeaL[143114]
cache-da02.proxy.aol.com
Haha, east has WAY too many newbs
#25 el_sux0r[143116]
0-1pool218-142.nas16.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
Hmm, Mr. Puddles, that is sounding kind of sketchy now ;)

Alferd, I think Terran has Sci V/Tank, but then again, that's pretty late tech . . .

About my earlier comment: I respect that this report might not be as appealing in some ways as my last one, which got a 7.0 . . . but I'm a little surprised to see someone give it a 6, when a nonformatted all-text BR a few slots down from me has a 6. I just wish they'd posted what they found utterly wrong with it.
#26 Sabotage[143231]
user-uive9fm.dsl.mindspring.com
LOL suxor this is hilarious. I'll definatly think about the joint report!
Im sabotage- on b.net on us east, i dunno when i'll be on but great!
This isn't a 6.5 material! this is gold!
#27 el_sux0r[143356]
0-1pool22-231.nas31.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
I'll be looking for you.
#28 A Bengali Menace.[143556]
Pollock-89.cac-labs.psu.edu
"In America race doesn't matter". Classic.
#29 "da joker"[163544]
za605ba49.ip.fs.fed.us
im pretty sure that u need to retest this strategy... notbob was hardly a good test subject, not knowing what map he was on and making a wall of cannons only proves that he was a noob. try against a formidable opponent.



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