| #1 Pr0be[141782] |
| dpc6682009044.direcpc.com |
| Omg first. 1. GG. |
| #2 MistarKnight[141783] |
| cache-da01.proxy.aol.com |
First!
You forgot my bm obs rush on mattz where he almost died and got all pissy! |
| #3 Pr0be[141784] |
| dpc6682009044.direcpc.com |
Sorry, had to secure #1 title, now I'll post an award. Good game, I liked the drawings, 8.69938.
The next Award should be-
Best Use of Underappreciated Units Award! Ex: Sci Vessel, Arbs, Queens, and Infested Terran. W00t! |
| #4 Convider[141785] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3660362.sympatico.ca |
haha, flo actually survived long enough to build a spire!
(PS: Flonase! sucks) |
| #5 Sabotage[141792] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| Heh. not bad #3 on the award. Thanks for feedback! 4 comments in 20 min i think. |
| #6 Timid[141795] |
| 198.134.2.2 |
I liked this better then all your other reports.
While for whatever reason I found some parts of the writing dry(may not be a fault with you, could be we just see things differently) you had a little snidbits here and there which livened it up and the pics as well.
all in all 7-8
:) |
| #7 Sabotage[141796] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| Oh, mistar, that was retarted cuz matt already allied and won. You fag :) |
| #8 Sabotage[141797] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| whoa #6 is ownage comment. I'm feeling really good right now. |
| #9 badme[141798] |
| pcp03320785pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net |
| KINKY! |
| #10 MistarDavidus12[141800] |
| adsl-68-76-100-118.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net |
| Hehe. Funny way of posting a battle report, Adam's friend who I met once. =B |
| #11 I_am_Nitros[141801] |
| h64-141-27-37.sunwave.net |
| Wtf.. zerg aren't allowed to win =/ |
| #12 LurkerBurger7[141802] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
Gj Sabo
Pics=ok, funny cheesily done drawings of units :)
Text=not bad
Game=ok, more detail plz
Award=going with PrObe-something like the annoyance award |
| #13 LurkerBurger7[141803] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| by the way-6.5-7 |
| #14 Sabotage[141805] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| woot a lot of comments already! thanks |
| #15 endersshadow[141806] |
| ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net |
good to see you back reporting sabotage, there's been a recent invasion of spam -.-. The report was layed out and presented well, but the free-hand drawings are still painful.
Whisper me for game if I'm on ;) |
| #16 Sabotage[141807] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| hey endersshadow the hand drawn pictures were supposed to suck. they were supposed to be uh, funny? |
| #17 Some_God[141808] |
| ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net |
Yeah... I agree with endersshadow... the hand drawn "thingies" are turning me off... =(
Cheers,
~SG~ |
| #18 Pr0be[141809] |
| dpc6682009040.direcpc.com |
| Hand-Drawn=teh own. AND ITS Pr0be not PrObe. Yes, there is a difference fools. |
| #19 Sabotage[141810] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
heh. okay fine i thought that would bring laughter.
I will exclude them from next report.
btw, why can't anyone send in answers to the thing for the award? |
| #20 LurkerBurger7[141811] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| lol srry Pr0be |
| #21 striz[141812] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
look, it's mattzarella! omfg, I liked this report. the drawings were cool, and while the description wasn't outta-this-world, it ended up being an ok read.
gj, 7. |
| #22 Sabotage[141813] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| heh im already starting my next. |
| #23 Convider[141817] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3660362.sympatico.ca |
| make the entire thing in flash! |
| #24 ZeaL[141828] |
| proxy.ia3.marketscore.com |
| Wat a sexy report and drawings |
| #25 Sabotage[141830] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| Zeal i agree |
| #26 Smeagol[141832] |
| weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
stuff sabo
8 |
| #27 Decay[141834] |
| 206.10.109.57 |
First things first. Half of your player descriptions were wrong. matt is _not_ quiet. Flo is _not_ aggressive. And you should get to know micro (aka lieu). He's a cool guy.
Other than those oversights :P, I thought it was pretty good. Your mspaint pictures are funny I think. Maybe it's just me. Neh. Anyway, I'd say High 7ish, maybe 8. And if the one your working on now is the one where I just happened to get stuck next to ego and pull a dt rush after he put mines all over everything expressly with the intent of gaying me to hell, I'll kill you with a rusty spoon. :) |
| #28 the-nut[141842] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
7.5 |
| #29 I_am_Nitros[141847] |
| vance001.net.gov.bc.ca |
| Next report include my chobo zerg, or I'll kill you with mass queens :O. |
| #30 LuckyNewbie:P[141854] |
| user-uinjcq2.dialup.mindspring.com |
I can't say much bad about this report. The mini-maps in every picture helped a lot. What map was that, anyway?
I'd agree with nut, around 7.5
Maybe bonus points for not externally linking it?
Maybe subtract points for the sentence "Tearing them apart like wet paper, and they killed the tanks that were there."?
Oh, and the hand-drawn things didn't piss me off like everyone else. It's better than wasted space, at least. |
| #31 Sabotage[141863] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| gogog rate my thing zerg~ling |
| #32 choboPeon[141868] |
| ool-182faa3c.dyn.optonline.net |
there are way too few active raters these days =[
gj, yay you're bring my game now :)
7? i didn't like the look, but it was good writing. better then my dryness ;x |
| #33 LurkerBurger7[141869] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| I have revealed the secret text. Muhahahaahah |
| #34 Sabotage[141870] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| lurkerburger wins the special "nothing" prize for unvealing the secret balck text. mauahha. |
| #35 hidden[141884] |
| 181.105-201-80.adsl.skynet.be |
you mean Mattzarella
Mattzarella
Mattzarella
Mattzarella
Mattzarella
Mattzarella
Mattzarella
Mattzarella
Mattzarella
Mattzarella
etc.. got that ages ago... i realy did ! S...s...STOP LOOKING LIKE THAT
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| #36 JakobderLudner[141908] |
| 24-205-51-132.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net |
| I liked it. Definitely your best report so far. Deserves more than a 7. |
| #37 LurkerBurger7[141911] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| oh come on, at least gimme a bag of crap ;) |
| #38 Chris.[141952] |
| astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net |
6.5
Need more description in the writing. Pictures helped, but not that much.
By the way. All caps = nothx. |
| #39 Micro)Machine[141969] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
omg those mspait pics made my day. it was almost worth reading about a FFA in which i was gang raped just to see those :D
a few things:
1- the map is a Mattzarella™ original artwork. find someone who has it, download, play, gogogo (it could use more minerals, though)
2- Decay is right, I am a cool guy
3- I don't like being raped, so Knight and Flo can go bleed to death :< |
| #40 Micro)Machine[141971] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
4- why didn't you use the one where Mattz got gheyed to death? that one was so much funnier.
5- i like the name Micro)Mac
6- make the T_Mac award for people who leave a game the instant they start to lose :O
much wub for making me look a lot better than i really am, though. <3 |
| #41 the-nt u[141973] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
gj brin a 7
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| #42 the-nut[141974] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| mine got a 6! yay! |
| #43 Redemption6[141977] |
| 216-164-234-24.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| Nicely done sabotage. I liked a few things about this report. First, the writing kept me interested, despite the fact that it lacked a little detail. Second, even though the pictures were a bit crude, they showed the action well. Lastly you had good humor, I loved the "ima mutalisk" style pictures. Theres one thing that i didn't like, which was the fact that you basically revealed the outcome at the beginning of the report. If you introduce the players, don't talk about their skill levels IN THE GAME. For example you said "Micromachine did alright", which basically showed that micromachine woudlnt be winning. |
| #44 Sabotage[141989] |
| user-uive918.dsl.mindspring.com |
| omg site looks great when spam is gone |
| #45 BlueRibbon[141997] |
| 65.167.44.218 |
I enjoyed it. The picture of the zergling was truely a masterpiece ^^. 8
I vote for the Most Ridiculous Strategy award. Ex. BC/Carrier bide, Sci Vessel Mass(My personal favorite), Defiler/Plague rush. ^^ |
| #46 Sabotage[141999] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| lol ok. |
| #47 Pr0be[142004] |
| dpc6682009014.direcpc.com |
I vote for most Effective Use of Peons. Ever slaughtered that 4 pool with your Probes? Then you get the award. In memory of beating down my newbie friend with over one hundred and seventy probes...
Sniff.
May the four I lost to those lings never be forgotten. |
| #48 Mar~Ine[142013] |
| iprism2.newan.org |
how about a "times foiled award"
give to the player whos plot to win was thraughted the most.
Ex. Zergling rush fails, terran army dies in middle of map when cought in the cross-fire of two other players, Protoss Tech rush causes him to loss game with no defense.
9 - 9.5 on report |
| #49 FouREvEr[142066] |
| user-38ldvlf.dialup.mindspring.com |
good report
your writing still needs work, such as creating complex sentences. For example, "the zerglings killed some probes. Then scratched the nexus." can be changed to "the zerglings killed some probes and scratched the nexus."
makes for easier reading, and makes the reader feel less like an elementary school student.
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| #50 Triped[142077] |
| cf2.utc.com |
| How did this inanity get gold? |
| #51 _InSaNiTaRiuM_[142098] |
| cache-ntc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
Dude, Sabotage, this was freakin great man. Prolly one of the funniest things I have read in a while. Those hand-drawn pictures had me rollin'. You're great man, keep this shit comin. Don't heed the negativity, stick to your style...because you have great creativity, and I can see a lot more funny pieces of reporting coming from you.
Thanks again for the great read!
Insan- |
| #52 Insan[142099] |
| cache-ntc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
As for the award....
How about the Anger Management Award
Give it to the guy who either yells and swears the most...
or the guy who just will do anything (including sacrifice himself) to kill one person in like an FFA game where you can tell that it's personal. Oh well maybe it's a stupid idea
fuckin stupid ass SHIT! AHHHHHH!
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| #53 Mickey Megabyte[142136] |
| rev-65-114-134-57.i-plus.net |
Very, very funny. I thought the mspaint pics were pretty funny, but maybe you could put just a little bit more effort into them...
What about the Early Gang Bang Award to those two players who gangbanged Micro)Mac? |
| #54 Sabotage[142155] |
| pool-68-161-125-60.ny325.east.verizon.net |
LOL NICE ONE
heh. well, since the comments have stopped, I decided that i will add "most rare unit(s) award, and the gangbang award (occasionally) |
| #55 [142159] |
| ppp197-mfe.tiagris.net |
Okay first, All-Fear sucks
second...Mattzarella sucks more...
third...why do you report such noobish games?
my god man,why do you suck so much???
none of the good players go to ~nh anymore
die,gg~ |
| #56 Flonase[142168] |
| dsc04-ati-ga-5-125.rasserver.net |
HI sabo nice br, but dont br reports which Im worst race =[
Much <3 though. Those pics were funny. And Fourever if you're still here get on bw, I though you died. See you later. |
| #57 The-nut GSDJIGSDIOQ[142555] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| lol! i made it 60 comments |
| #58 Satan Has No Underpants[142695] |
| c-66-229-32-51.we.client2.attbi.com |
| that was probably the gayest br i have ever seen, your little pictures were fucken retarded, to are a disgrace to all Br everywhere |
| #59 Satan Has No Underpants[142696] |
| c-66-229-32-51.we.client2.attbi.com |
to are a disgrace to all Br everywhere
You are a disgrace to All Br everywhere |
| #60 koalasnatcher[144746] |
| sms1.stmikes.k12.nm.us |
man, that was almost as sexy as the newbs4 report.
sabotage, im now a follower. u really know what ur doing, we should go one on one some time. some of my other names are:
-koalacatcher
-NOBL_G
-ferschizzle
-SNIFFLES -funny name, but true-
-Player_pb
so, if u want to contact me in battle.net, im usually is starcraft, and in channel cvs
now, because of u im gonna make a new account named:
-SaBoTaGe_follower
kk?
ur tight, man.
lataz
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| #61 koalasnatcher[144749] |
| sms1.stmikes.k12.nm.us |
also, i totally agree w/ Redemption6, and:
Fuck Decay,
Bet he can't even play,
'cause he's so gay,
he even eats hay,
what do u say,
is Degay a gay?
or is he just gay?
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| #62 koalasnatcher[144750] |
| sms1.stmikes.k12.nm.us |
DeGAY is #28, so:
for all of u who know how to hate,
dump all the trash on DeGay...28 |
| #63 koalasnatcher[144755] |
| sms1.stmikes.k12.nm.us |
hey, sab, just read the one w/ allfear and resonate. Great game!Great report! u and allfear are friends, right?
i really admire u sab. i dont have a very good comp., or much money, but im a pretty good player, do u ever do team battles? if so, join them, they're much more fun than 1v1, about same as major ffa, and better reports come from ffa and team battles.
-just trying to help a little bit
-snatcher-
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| #64 koalasnatcher[144756] |
| sms1.stmikes.k12.nm.us |
oh yea. About the awards:
-"Gayest comment" goes to Satanhasnounderpants
-"Most likely to be butt buddies with satanhasnounderpants" goes to Decay |
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