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#1 Johnny_Vegas[121]
LOL You remind me of myself at 3am and later.. That's when Goliath_Bob comes out and starts playing his mind games with the BGH freaks.. Muahahaha!
#2 KrypTkeepER[122]
why god why, oh the humanity...err, good read, funny how the blue terran surrendered to you immediatly...you gotta take me with you on one of these things...I'LL REMEMBER TO TAKE THE SCREENSHOTS ;p
#3 Mark4[123]
LOL. Paranoia. Gotta love it. I may or may not have been the protoss guy =].
#4 Whoop[129]
Damn you inspired me to relog and try the same thing! WHOO HOO!!
#5 JSH[130]
Whoop, you gotta write a BR and tell me how it goes then. :) GG's tonight, thanks.
#6 I'm_Gay_:)[134]
lol. I luv mind games. I have a ladder playing account called queen_rusher that does that. Bad record. I have a BR that's really short. My brother has observer_rusher. He played an island map and did an observer rush. His opponent had no detectors when the observers arrived. my broher said "I see your base". Then the guy said "damn map hackers" and he left the game.

Lesson learned: some people will leave he game if you say "I see your base"

#7 YoungBeard[455]
LOL! This report and the comments had me rolling in the aisles..

#8 Flint79[477]
Dear JSH,

Hello...my name is Flint from the newbie studies lab. I would like to hire you on my team, so that you may further conduct investigation into what makes Newbies tick. To answer the questions like: Why are some so one-unit only during the game? And why do newbies mostly choose Terran? And why do they ignore their economy so much? And why do they love BGH? Oh...and they just love BGH with Mega Minerals...so they can turtle and produce massive units at the start. After watching Clockwork Orange...I plan one day to take all newbies and subject them UltraViolence in Starcraft...making them feel sick whenever they want to play the game. I hope you will co-operate. Flint

j/k

I LOVE YOUR NEWBIE REPORTS!!!! SO FUNNY





#9 Elendale[48335]
205-213-43-133.sdlax.k12.wi.us
This may or may not be the LAST COMMENT!
-Elendale (gonna try this tonight I think. Spamming comments is boring...)
#10 Elendale[48336]
205-213-43-133.sdlax.k12.wi.us
This may or may not be the LAST COMMENT!
-Elendale (gonna try this tonight I think. Spamming comments is boring...)
#11 probe[52224]
242849hfc163.tampabay.rr.com
dork
#12 ...[53422]
volo530-a048.otenet.gr
fag
#13 King_[LSRS-13][54903]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Don't mind me, I just posted on the last fifty reports JUST to spite Elendale. Damn I'm evil.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Good job on it, I'll stop for now, and try it, and then resume spiting Elendale.

King




#14 Elendale[68408]
kundry.luther.edu
Spiting me is a very pathetic occupation. I thought i had no life when i last commented a few hundred reports, but you seem to have taken that title from me... of course, i still retain the last comment.
-Elendale
#15 HKRules[86199]
c319041.extern.lawrenceville.org
*chuckle*
#16 (...Blaze...)[102673]
wittgenstein.ti.telenor.net
:]
#17 Hathaway[102674]
ppp-207-104-158-141.wnck11.pacbell.net
:)
#18 John[104429]
adsl-63-206-89-182.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
:)
#19 Shadow D'Arc[105468]
spider-mtc-tl034.proxy.aol.com
=}
#20 LuckyNewbie:P[122333]
dialup-64.156.33.175.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
d=^)>

#21 jimmy[135678]
144.138.240.243
=8-)
#22 Desert Demon[149868]
user-0ce2kji.cable.mindspring.com
._.
#23 adrenaling[151565]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
o..o



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