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#1 Napoleic[140890]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
I'm not sure, but I think this might be the longest battlereport ever. I'm a lot more sure of the fact that it has the largest pictures.
#2 BiGRooStER[140893]
pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
Quite long, me never read, but looks good
#3 endersshadow[140895]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
my god, please go a little more lax on the pictures- also it's helpful to edit the little "screen captured to blahblahblah", as it's really not that attractive. I would say high 7 or low 8.
#4 Narcotik[140898]
dialups-715.palmer.mtaonline.net
Yea, a little lax on pics. Some of us have imaginations.. ^^ btw while im comenting on the pics.. I believe I speak for all the 56k users (both of us) *ehem* ass! To many pics!!
#5 mick[140900]
1Cust182.tnt13.bne1.da.uu.net
lax more on the pix man, lax more LAX!
#6 mick[140901]
1Cust182.tnt13.bne1.da.uu.net
LAX!
#7 the-nut[140903]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
REALLY LONG......
i wont read
by the looks of it:


7




#8 i read it![140913]
163.248.164.102
yay!
8
#9 7)Angels.[140914]
msdsrv03.merrimack.k12.nh.us
I actually read it, it was a good series of games, just glad to see well reported starcraft. id give it an 8, but as we all know my opinion means shit :)

cheers
7a


#10 Cpt.Chronic[140915]
65.89.38.242
Nice report. And I believe I speak for all broadband users- we don't give a f*ck about you 56kers.

8

#11 lowlymarine[140916]
user-0cej4e7.cable.mindspring.com
Great report, but man, the pictures even play havoc with Cable! And they needed more creative cropping, a lot of empty space. Still, liked the writing style (yes, I read most of it) and the games. GJ.

7-8

#12 lowlymarine[140917]
user-0cej4e7.cable.mindspring.com
Oh yeah, an it had no alt. :'(
#13 BOBBY357[140921]
cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com
Awesome report. The pics were hell on my 56k, but I don't mind :p. I like your writing style a lot. Keep 'em coming.
#14 LurkerBurger7[140923]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
Well, long, but thats a good thing. But the main problem is the pictures. You took screenshots for every second of the game, or so it seems.

6-7

#15 ZerG~LinG[140928]
p421-090.ppp.get2net.dk
OMG People.
"Yeah i didn't read but it had big pics so 7."
Righto.
The pics did nothing for me (I just stopped downloading them) but writing and very interesting games kept me going easily. PvT is such a tense matchup and the games here described it perfectly. Nice strategic comments etc. too.
Pictures don't make a report, although they're a nice substitute for people like me who write like retarded monkeys.
I enjoyed it very much, so 9.




#16 Convider[140933]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660426.sympatico.ca
lax on the pics... i cancelled the dl at about 5 minutes and i have dsl...
#17 funnymarx[140940]
dhcp085244.res-hall.northwestern.edu
Must agree with ~Ling... Didn't really look at the pictures at all, they just made me scroll more to read all the text. Well described games. Well done over all. Thanks!

--funnymarx

"You try to cross over on a chicken and you'll find out why a duck."



#18 LameJoker[140945]
pool-129-44-6-234.alb.east.verizon.net
very nice, very nice, I kinda liked the pictures myself.

and yes, hear hear #11!

#19 lightknight[140952]
nile-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
i agree with the rater, u should not just comment or worse rate a report when u havent even bothered to read it!!!! e.g. The_nut., i mean how is it possible for u to even consider rating this and giving this a 7??? for what reason? In my opionion this was a great report and got what it deserved.. a 9.. not some idiot 11 year old coming along and stating he hasnt read so its therfore its an automatic 7!!

stupid fag

#20 Avail[140955]
c-24-30-250-7.va.client2.attbi.com
Some spelling errors there, otherwise a nice read :) 8.0-8.5
#21 Anathema[140956]
ip68-108-219-143.ph.ph.cox.net
this report was stupid. the people in this report were stupid. it was stupid.




;)
#22 LameJoker[140966]
pool-141-149-27-19.alb.east.verizon.net
11 year old?

I doubt any people who come to this site are 11.
#23 the-nut[140970]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
:-
soooooooooooooooooo what if i dont feel like reading it
#24 Psyonic_Reaver[140972]
0-1pool57-76.nas21.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net
Great Read.

9
#25 WaxAngel[140977]
218.145.25.113
DT sucks vs gundam style anyway -.-
#26 goldrush945[140978]
wnpgmb0128w-cc02-v981.mts.net
I liked it. And I have a DSL connection, and it downloaded pretty darn quickly. Despite your nice style of writing, I lost interest after the second game, however. I just looked at the pictures :)
#27 Napoleic[140979]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
The pictures loaded within seconds for me and the people I had tested it on.

As for the pic style, I know its not exactly the norm but I was going for functionality over form. To me there is exactly 0 point in having pretty pictures. If I'm going to have pictures at all it's so that you can get a visual representation of what's actually happening in the battles. Fancy collages of tiny close up shots of units dying, storms flying around, and the odd tank firing is 100% useless. I made my pictures 640 width and tall enough to see everything that was happening on purpose.
#28 Napoleic[140980]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
namely, I wanted people to actually be able to see what was happening in the game. My hope was that the fact that they were not pretty would be overlooked in light of the fact that they actually serve a useful purpose.
#29 Confessor[140983]
ip251-66.crisp.apartment.jmu.edu
we should post reps of games too
#30 Napoleic[140984]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
ok
#31 LightkIGht[141020]
nile-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
Snip3r, i could not care less id u didnt read the report.
All im saying is dont RATE IT! dumbass.
#32 choboPeon[141025]
ool-182faa3c.dyn.optonline.net
I obsed 3rd game, and watched the other 2 for rep. sexy people, sexier players. :>
#33 choboPeon[141026]
ool-182faa3c.dyn.optonline.net
oh, and 8 :o
#34 LameJoker[141030]
pool-141-149-6-212.alb.east.verizon.net
well napoleic, you may not see the point of great pictures, but other people do. It really is the difference between a really good report, like this, and a truely incredible one.

you can keep up with this tho ;)
#35 Anathema[141032]
ip68-108-219-143.ph.ph.cox.net
LameJoker, don't try and tell someone who's been a site reg for longer than you have what makes "truely incredible" report. Other people like hardcore dude porn too, but it isn't necessary in battlereporting.
#36 ZeaL[141040]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
GREAT job Napoletic, best old-school BW report i've read in a LONG time. Don't listen to @#$%@s like the-nut etc. who go "ohh, boring, i say 7 to this report that i didn't even read, even though my reports are pieces of human shit"

Your writing style is excellent, kept me into it the whole way. Sure, the pics need LAX, but don't worry about that, they were good.

9-9.5, gj, hope to see more coming from you
#37 ZeaL[141041]
proxys.ia4.marketscore.com
Btw i think "the-nut" is 12, if i'm not mistaken
-;-
#38 Napoleic[141048]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
ok Ive been out of the battlereporting thing for a year now, but I'm starting to get the distinct impression that lax or LAX is the hip way of saying something significant.
#39 mick[141049]
1Cust230.tnt14.bne1.da.uu.net
it's the first time i've heard it, i think it means relax or something gay.
#40 Napoleic[141051]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
well it has a negative connotation in my head already, it seems that everyone who uses the word dislikes my pics.
#41 WrAth[141052]
px2cv.gv.shawcable.net
I really enjoyed the writing in this report. It had such a good flow to it i forgot i was reading it, if that makes any sense. great job on that.

LAX on the pictures though!

just kidding.

I agree that you don't need any fancy pictures, but the pictures you used, and perhaps most importantly where you put them didn't really add much to this report. It was like a basic alternative to reading it. Like someone else said, I was kind've just skimming them to get to the wrting which was more than capable of describing the action.

So maybe instead of slapping a repeat of the same action on the end you could supplement the writing with the pictures piece by piece like most other reports? It seems to be the best method for combining them.

Again though, you have such a smooth writing style. And a good tactical mindset. Hope to see more from you.
#42 Anathema[141055]
ip68-108-219-143.ph.ph.cox.net
people are talking to you like this is your first time here or something eehehehe
#43 Redemption6[141059]
216-164-234-24.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
Whoa, I usually don't leave many comments on reports anymore, but this one was really nice. Pictures weren't the strong point in this report, but the text was well written. I think the 9 was well deserved. O yea, to the-nut, don't rate a report based on pictures. And anathema, remember that a lot of new people here can write reports just as well as old skoolers. Just cuz you've been here longer, doesn't mean you know what an "incredible" report is. I sort of agree with lamejoker, for a 10 this report would need better pictures. But whatever.
#44 ZerG~LinG[141060]
p421-007.ppp.get2net.dk
Nice way to start rating for me :)
#45 Anathema[141061]
ip68-108-219-143.ph.ph.cox.net
i'm yet to read a br up to snuff with br's from bob, spine, cm, etc etc. do that and you can talk, but, until then: no.
#46 EMS[141063]
143.229.73.112
Good stuff dude, I haven't visited this site in forever b/c War3 is BORING. Same stuff happens every game. Anyhow great stuff, also whatever happened to people like Confessor posting great gamei replays. Seems like people here only post replays about hacking anymore. I miss the BR.com that exisited before the daggon WC3.

Anyhow glad to see good players, the farthest I ever got on gamei was 1200. I don't play there any more because my hard drive got formatted and i don't remember where to get directions for english speaking people to sign up/ dl it.

Anyway 9,

EMS
#47 Newbius_Maximus[141069]
wc01.mtnk.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Great report you done there, however you seem to have posted way too many pictures (It would be better if you combined some into a single slideshow in .jpeg format, and removed the screen capture messages, those were pretty annoying)


Otherwise, this was an extremely well written report, albeit a big long.

Keep up the great work!

9/10
#48 Newbius_Maximus[141070]
wc01.mtnk.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
also, Zeal stop laying off the crack about the-nut (get it? crack? nut? LOL!!! uh....) because he's actually a very good player.

Finally, to lightknight, it's not exactly polite to call people DUMBASS,etc. just because they didn't read the entire report (it was...kind of long, so it was understandable). Besides, everybody is entitled to rate

therefore I rate zeal's comments 7.2/10 because of constructive criticism and crap

and lightknight's 2/10 because it was all shit about other people :)
#49 Redemption6[141071]
216-164-234-24.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
Not to go against you or insult you Anathema, but I've also read all the old reports, and I have yet to see a prime YWM, WWC3, or breeze report that doesn't have awesome, top-notch pictures.
#50 EMS[141075]
143.229.73.112
Ohh yeah what happened to Breeze, his reports were rediculous,
EMS
#51 ZeaL[141077]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
Newbius, i really don't need you rating my comments, ok?

btw, lax means less of higher quality. Borders rule btw ^^
#52 ZeaL[141078]
proxys.sj3.marketscore.com
Sry, i mean "less and of a higher quality"
to SOME degree. As i said, there was nothing bad about the pics, just some next time stuff, and they still added a lot to this report.
#53 Loonymaniac[141081]
cache122.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg
Hey Napoleic... didn't know u still playing BW:P
I'm pun rem.?
#54 Napoleic[141086]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
of course, check out the site =p

how do you think I got into the mood to do this anyways?
#55 Loonymaniac[141095]
cache122.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg
heh.. Check out what site??
Anyway nice BR u got there:P great story.....
Still frequent Us East? anyways... i still got ICQ u can find me there. My ICQ number is still the same....
#56 [141120]
63.174.9.118
What a nice surprise.
Very cool report, Napoleic. Very cool. Great to see The.Confessor back in action too! Of course, you failed to mention the real reason he lost...

not enough love on the statue of Mark4!!!

And contrary to some of the comments, I dug the pics.

Later, friend.

-Dr.Z
#57 Napoleic[141124]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
ahah the legend himself =p
#58 endersshadow[141125]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
I wasn't dissing your pictures Napoleic. 'Lax' just means less of.
#59 Napoleic[141137]
h24-82-62-176.vs.shawcable.net
er, so, lax pictures means make less pictures? as in its a verb not an adjective?
#60 [141140]
inecce-pxy05.zcce.compaq.com
I haven't rated in forever. To many pics. Napo you should try to use animated gifs in some ways to condence it overall. Keep text around the pics most of the time. It was like looking at a weak version of a replay at times ;)

But other then that it was very well done.

8

Fox
#61 [141141]
inecce-pxy05.zcce.compaq.com
now if I can only rate it an 8..

Fox
#62 celix[141142]
px1wh.vc.shawcable.net
good report. hi mick
#63 NapE[141143]
144.139.139.4
Napo u game on west now or what? Havent seen u 4 ages =[

Great report.

8.3
#64 Napoleic[141144]
px2ht.ok.shawcable.net
I game on aim
#65 Napoleic[141145]
px2ht.ok.shawcable.net
btw Im gonna rape you for that Fox

you better get in practice if you don't want to drown your kids in tears next time we play!
#66 Chris[141158]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
I like it.

9.5
#67 Slotham[141163]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
I think a lot of people think that for a picture to be good it has to be appealing to the eye. This is one of the only reports where the pictures were actually showing something useful, reinforcement of the writing. I also didn't need instructions on which picture to go to next as seems to be a pet love of some collage makers.

The report loaded in seconds for me too. I liked your writing style and your pictures. What’s with complaining about the report length?? It is long when compared to the standard report length but it's not too long that just thinking about reading it overwhelms you. C'mon people, ever tried reading a book that isn't picture based??

One last thing, the-nut, you have no right rating anything. Go away and don't come back, or for god's sake at least stop posting reports. Some things are just not meant to be.
#68 the-nut[141233]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
shut up
u cant make me go away
#69 Chris[141321]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Shhh.... but we can ostracize you and ridicule you enough that you'll look like an idiot for staying.
#70 striz[141696]
CPE00a0cc2d2b10-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
nut, you just annoy people. open your eyes...

great report - the writing held me, and the pictures were exactly what I imagined from your writing. your 'thousand words' were put to good use.

easy 9. tone, style, descriptions were all in the right places.
#71 el_sux0r[141777]
bay6-27.dial.umd.edu
You have the power.
#72 LuckyNewbie:P[142079]
user-uinjch7.dialup.mindspring.com
Spiffy report :)
#73 farthead[142329]
pluto.goldnet.it
dude, the pictures of the last game fucked up. But fucking good game. I cant wait to kick both your asses

9!
#74 rigbieys[144986]
bbcache-15.singnet.com.sg
Yes, way too many pics. Still, nice writing style and a pretty good game.

-rigbieys
#75 speedwedd[149073]
213.149.96.14
chackyt i lyck you



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