| #1 Giga[139436] |
| ch36.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
Somebody is gonna kick my ass for this shit!
OMFG, know that I love all of you and that I was drunk while I made it... MY FUCKING BITCH DUMPED ME!!!
May she burn in hell...
Anyway, I censored everything that could be considered porn so, in short, it should be impossible for anyone to sue me/br.com for this thing...
Ah well, if you consider it... bad... feel free to delete it, I wont mind. It was I who took the risk. |
| #2 Redemption6[139438] |
| 216-164-223-16.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| Reading... |
| #3 LameJoker[139440] |
| pool-129-44-15-244.alb.east.verizon.net |
| uhhh... |
| #4 ZerG~LinG[139441] |
| p443-118.ppp.get2net.dk |
| Uhm, TT? |
| #5 LameJoker[139442] |
| pool-129-44-15-244.alb.east.verizon.net |
| censoring = :( |
| #6 LameJoker[139444] |
| pool-129-44-15-244.alb.east.verizon.net |
ehh, ZL, everybody's already seen those.
I mean plz, Anna Nicole Smith? What a slut....and a fat one at that. |
| #7 spiderbaby[139445] |
| 63.238.125.34 |
| I, for one, applaud you Giga. :) |
| #8 Manius[139447] |
| ga-cmng-u2-c5c-140.cmngga.adelphia.net |
Time is going to go crazy when he sees this. He thought my pic of the girl was horrible and meant we were all sex-raging perverts. Wonder what he'll say to this? Anyway, great job Giga, good report
8.0-9.0 |
| #9 striz[139451] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
10th. w00t.
I don't play WC3, but I liked this report. I was lost. The Doom (lv6) seems like a cool spell, imo.
you always seemed to place some orcs ahead of the tits...burn... |
| #10 !!!!![139454] |
| h180n1fls305o1119.telia.com |
| A battle reports for guys:) |
| #11 BlueRibbon[139455] |
| 65.167.44.221 |
Score?
10, no question. |
| #12 Elv3n_Hunt3r[139456] |
| cache-da02.proxy.aol.com |
| *applause in background* Giga, you're my hero. |
| #13 icySnow[139457] |
| cascade-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
mmm naked ladies |
| #14 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139458] |
| 168.143.123.67 |
BASAAAAAAAAAGH! You people make me sick. This isnt a good BR. Its not even a BR, its just pictures of naked women with some crappy text in between about some shitty battle that no one cares about because theyre to busy jacking off to the pictures.
You make me puke. Bitch. |
| #15 thesoby[139461] |
| 207-5-212-98.metrocast.net |
| well i liked it. |
| #16 Smeagol[139463] |
| weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
fuck off time u sado
grow a dick |
| #17 Sabotage[139464] |
| pool-68-161-64-46.ny325.east.verizon.net |
eh i went ahead and viewed it anyway. I couldn't pay attention to the WC3 pics, but then again, who can? heh.
GJ giga. |
| #18 Psychochild[139465] |
| 78.22.33.65.cfl.rr.com |
I didn't like it. I'm sorry man. =/ I mean, usually I'm all for porn and hot naked ladies, but this was just way too much and wasn't nessecary at all. Nor was it clever.
I liked your other report much better.
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| #19 I HATE SMEAGOL[139470] |
| nile-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
HAS ANYBODY NOITICED HOW ANNOYING THAT SMEAGOL &%$# IS??? he ALWAYS POSTS GAY COMMENTS INSULTING PPL..
IT IS SOO DAMN ANNYING SOMEONE PLZ BAN HIM |
| #20 Smeagol[139477] |
| cascade-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
dexter grow up
u suck and u should take a long hard look at the last piture the one at the end though the link
u might discover something about ur true self. |
| #21 Smeagol[139479] |
| weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
sorry about the flaming but some people just dont learn
good report giga uve been sorley missed
since u left certain battle reporters, the nut *cough* have infested this site with shit
bad luck with ur girlfriend
gj 8 |
| #22 BiGRooStEr[139480] |
| pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net |
| WHOA there was a report.. wtf knew that... good job on the softcore semi porn my friend... GJ lol |
#23  [139481] |
| 12-222-57-81.client.insightBB.com |
This sucked... My nipple rule applies to snatches too...
2 |
| #24 00|Shyne[139482] |
| HSE-London-ppp195421.sympatico.ca |
| excellent use of Aria Giovanni |
| #25 Psyonic_Reaver[139484] |
| dialup-64.159.115.180.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net |
I just hit stop on all the pictures so I didnt have to look at them.
Not that I'm a fag or anything its just I dont want to look at "THAT" kind of stuff.
Why cant I mock the seals? =( |
| #26 Giga[139488] |
| ch44.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
A little bit of explaination:
I already said somethin' about this in the BR itself but anyway: I made this report as a test, I wanted to see how will it work and what will be people's reactions to it.
I am astrounded and extremely content with the reactions, some people hated me, some people were impressed, just the way I wanted it.
As for people who didn't like the chicks... well... I think I said something about that in the end of the BR ;)...
So, for all of you: this is my first&last "porn BR", I'm moving to other horizonts, I realized what I wanted and I am really happy for it... sit tight for BR#7... |
| #27 Giga[139489] |
| ch44.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
/me looks at links zerg~ling provided...
Awwww... shit, I thought I was the first who came up with this =(...
Also: great thanks to all who liked this BR... I was worried about reactions ;) |
| #28 Redemption6[139491] |
| 216-164-223-16.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| This was a good report, but the pics weren't top notch quality, but whatever. I dont think this deserved a ten, or a 9 frankly. 7-8. |
| #29 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139492] |
| h0003932041c0.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| why the bloody fuck did this get a ten?? whats wrong with this wesbite? IF this gets a ten, then you know that this site has gone down the crapper. |
| #30 Will[139494] |
| 195.126.128.2 |
Great report (I had problems to focus on the BR at first really :). Good action (and orange-orc is obviously not a n00b: good meatshield, doesn't get his heroes killed, techs (73% for an orc!) and so on).
TimeIsAMoron: stay away from sex if this gives you such a fit. You'll die from a heart attack the first time you get a blowjob :/ |
| #31 [139495] |
| 12-222-57-81.client.insightBB.com |
| I gave it a 10 accidentally, I meant to give it a 2. I've already e-mailed JV. Hopefully he fixes it. |
| #32 das[139497] |
| bzq-218-126-211.red.bezeqint.net |
I... am... just as alive as that base in this BR!
What is it with all the zerglings lately...
Anyway, nice report... err... some of the image text was hard to see, due to black on black, and can you please post a screenshot of the Fenix egg? |
| #33 Giga[139503] |
| ch31.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
Give me a two?
What's up with you Drefsab? Even if we forget I put all those chicks in, I'm pretty confident my BR itself should get AT LEAST a 7.
You're not gay aren't you? |
| #34 Yap[139505] |
| ca-007.ptt.yu |
| Giga is gey:) |
| #35 Reaver[139507] |
| webcache1.Net.McMaster.CA |
oh no Drefsab! Theres nudity! I'm sure all the visitors to this site who aren't horny, geeky young males will be horrified!
I don't know what's more pathetic. . . being so horny that you make a battlereport with dozens of naked girls in it or creating some lofty rule about no nudity in battlereports, of all things.
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| #36 LurkerBurger7[139509] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| i agree with sabotage...but unless you got that picture at the end by coincedence, you stole The-Fag's signature pic. |
| #37 Giga[139512] |
| ch59.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
Nice sarcasm Reaver :)
Also, well... it'd really be pathetic if I actualy put chicks into my BR without censoring things that you dont see even when you go to the beach ;)
There's dignity to my BR you know :)
I just wanted to try that thing and now I'm happy as it performed just the way I wanted it to.
I'm kinda disapointed by Drefsab's raction thou =P. I would have expected something like that from TIME or some other moron like that but not from someone who's a rater. |
| #38 LameJoker[139514] |
| pool-129-44-16-248.alb.east.verizon.net |
| heheheheheee...... |
| #39 ZerG~LinG[139515] |
| p408-063.ppp.get2net.dk |
*Stops choking on my own spit after seeing drefs comment*
So that's one ten, how about the other?
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| #40 ZerG~LinG[139517] |
| p408-063.ppp.get2net.dk |
Heh CHJ, forgot about that.
Btw actually I believe funnymarx had some lesbians in a report first :p |
| #41 LameJoker[139518] |
| pool-129-44-16-248.alb.east.verizon.net |
| hahahahaaa....it kinda does make you wonder about our good friend Dref... ;) |
#42  [139519] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
It wasn't me, I never rate reports that are externally linked outside of br.com webspace.
I may make an exception, though, after reading some of the comments here from the report author.
-CHJ |
| #43 Redemption6[139522] |
| 216-164-223-16.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| Ignore dref giga, this report wasn't a 2 :D |
| #44 Slotham[139531] |
| euryale.its.adfa.edu.au |
| I think Dref is on his rags..... |
| #45 [139532] |
| 12-222-57-81.client.insightBB.com |
| I checked the reports Zergling linked and realized I've never given a 2 just because of a nipple. I think its a retarded idea to have snatch hair in a BR but I've asked JV to change the rating from a 10 to a 6 instead of a 10 to a 2 just to be consistent since the report itself wasn't horrible. |
| #46 Psyonic_Reaver[139539] |
| 0-1pool14-134.nas6.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net |
What sarcasm? I dont know what your talking about. Must be that other Psyonic_Reaver....Dont worry I'll put a stop to him...
Wait. Let me check my notes. |
| #47 Giga[139548] |
| ch40.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
6.0 ?
I can't fucking believe this... it deserved at least a damn 7...
CHJ, why dont you rate BRs that are externally linked?
Anyway, okay then, it is obvious creativeness and some fun aren't liked here... BTW, are there any other good br sites like battlereports.com ? |
| #48 LurkerBurger7[139551] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| but it didn't deserve a 10 either |
| #49 Flash-of-Death[139554] |
| 168.53.109.18 |
| im back,only to see you sorry pathetic losers become even more sorry |
| #50 LameJoker[139558] |
| pool-129-44-10-174.alb.east.verizon.net |
Well, after making fun of Dref, I can see his point, Giga. Unless you go to a NUDE beach, your comment 39 is not quite correct. This is not supposed to be a porno site, and if I were a part of the site management, I wouldn't want it to have pornography on it.
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| #51 LameJoker[139559] |
| pool-129-44-10-174.alb.east.verizon.net |
| Dref does seem to have a reoccuring theme in his fics... |
| #52 Giga[139560] |
| ch05.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
Yeah, my BR haven't deserved a god-damn 10 but it havent deserved a 6 or 2 either! Darn... I hate people who are supposed to give an opinion that should affect something important (as far as BRs are considered "important") yet they allow their own petty emotions and motives to wrap their judgement.
Besides, my BR wasn't PORN, its damn censored and chicks are there just because I wanted to do something like this...
I'm really getting disappointed with BR.com if they simply allow this to go by... |
| #53 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139562] |
| h0003932041c0.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| shut the hell up giga, the report didnt deserve a gold, and the fact that you always externally link your reports probably subtract from your rating as well.. |
| #54 LameJoker[139563] |
| pool-129-44-9-97.alb.east.verizon.net |
| Giga, I'm not saying it deserved a 6. I agree with you that its at least a 7. All I said is that I can sympathise with Dref, and no, you cannot see pussy hair on a beach. |
| #55 NightElk[139564] |
| 62.5.77.184 |
| and history repeats itself... right giga? |
| #56 2Cautious[139566] |
| adsl-68-72-93-163.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| Well, pix didn't load for me... again... ha ha! Anyway, in general, I'm not for... um... this kind of report, but the *real* part was OK. |
| #57 ZerG~LinG[139585] |
| p450-78.ppp.get2net.dk |
Giga, because your report didn't get the rating you hoped for, doesn't mean the end of the world. Dref has his opinion on things, and that's just the way it is. He gave me a 6 on my babe reports, and I was dissapointed as well.
Check your comments, notice how some people like it, and some don't. That's always the case and always will be. It just so happens that Dref has an unusually large and terrifying rater stick that he will not hesitate you use for hardcore reporting punishment.
Now, if you liked doing this report, do another one like it.
But personally I just looked at the babes and skimmed the report, so is that how you want your reports to be "read"? |
| #58 Giga[139616] |
| ch24.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
. . .
Okay, would anyone give me links to other BR sites (I'm not leaving BR.com, I just wanna know if there are other sites).
Also, I posted a topic on forums, please go there and tell me what do you think. |
| #59 das[139624] |
| bzq-120-202.red.bezeqint.net |
Well, I simply ignored the pictures (it was hard!), and barely managed to read the report.
Well, that's what oyu get for playing newbies, I guess... But "GRUNTS" coudl be a good strategy, if used correctly... Still am laughing at the base part, though... |
| #60 ZerG~LinG[139636] |
| p418-102.ppp.get2net.dk |
Not really any other br sites...
The warcraftstrategy has a forum topic for brs, which is how br.com started itself, but the reports there are crappy at best and generally not worth the time. |
| #61 NotJim[139701] |
| 144.139.221.1 |
| This is an exeption: your all perverts. |
| #62 Giga[139723] |
| ch44.beograd-3.tehnicom.net |
| And you're not? |
| #63 NotJim[140033] |
| 144.139.221.112 |
| Yep.Anyway. 'Nice' report. |
| #64 Elv3n_Hunt3r[140141] |
| cache-mtc-ac08.proxy.aol.com |
| on my way..... |
| #65 Elv3n_Hunt3r[140142] |
| cache-mtc-ac08.proxy.aol.com |
| almost there..... |
| #66 Elv3n_Hunt3r[140143] |
| cache-mtc-ac08.proxy.aol.com |
YAY!
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| #67 iNsOm[140445] |
| evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-066-175.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
| it's my opinion that there should be no picture taken ever of anybody who is naked. even babies. As for my opinion on the report.........I don't like Warcraft 3 Beta Reports because I don't know what they're talking about because I haven't played that Game. So basically I don't have a clue what's going on, so combine that with my view of pictures...well, it works, niether are for me, so it fit into the right category, to tell you the truth, I don't even like Warcraft3 Battlereports, It's alot funner to play that game than watch a report on it, only reports I like MOSTLY are Starcraft |
| #68 PhantomM[142533] |
| CPE0003472eb00b-CM014390134337.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| You are pretty gay if you didn't enjoy that.....I mean a bunch of pictures of chicks and a good battle report...... |
| #69 BlueRibbon[144060] |
| 65.167.44.76 |
After reviewing this and being generally disgusted at the underabundance of Asians, Jill Kelly, and Brianna Banks, I tend to lower my rating to a 9.99999999. MORE BRIANNA BANKS WOULD GIVE IT THAT special .00000001.
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| #70 Big Lizz[147172] |
| 204.245.191.119 |
| Personally, I think there were a number of different parts to this thing, that got a number of different ratings. Pics=good, but very distracting. What #60 said, at the end. Pics, 10. Distraction level, 6. The sayings were kinda crappy. I know you were working through something, but they were sorta cliche, and didn't mean a lot. In my area, we have a radio station where they do sayings like that. I quit listening to it when I was about 3. Sayings: 2. The in-game pics were excellent, if it weren't for the distraction level. In-game pics: 10. And, last but not least, the "Grunts" comment. A definite 10. Sorry about your loss, but it's good that you still have a sense of humor. Overall: 7.3 |
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