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#1 BOBBY357[138917]
cache-ra03.proxy.aol.com
wow this was fucking stupid.
#2 LurkerBurger7[138920]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
#2 hehehe

k ummm a futile attempt to be funny, but not bad

#3 BiGRooStEr[138925]
pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
lol i liked it
#4 2Cautious[138927]
adsl-68-72-164-31.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Kinda amusing.

5-6

#5 Narcotik[138928]
dialups-407.palmer.mtaonline.net
hehe i love the sucide buddy
#6 Mark4[138929]
Semi-creative, but not originally funny.
#7 striz[138944]
CPE00a0cc2d2b10-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Read 'When Two Worlds Colide, c/o Drefsab. kinda like this...well, not actually. but a good video-game statement nonetheless.

like the concept, actually.

#8 EldritchEvil[138949]
nr11-216-196-186-77.fuse.net
Hi time!
#9 ScotTt[138951]
warp142163179128.newtel.com
Striz, I read that, really enjoyed it actually. Drefsab did some nice things for the site. Great contributor.
#10 NotJim[138959]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Drefsab rules.

Nice attempt to imitate him. Kinda funny, but try to be original.

I think a 4 does it justice. Maybe 5.



#11 corpus[138975]
c1986.resnet.uni.edu
8th grade humor?
#12 IBashar[138985]
coyotte-e.insat.com
Yeah, too childish for my taste.
#13 The Helpful[138987]
209-234-160-47.gen.twtelecom.net
Um, this wasn't a comedy, morons. This was a tale of a REAL LIFE person who killed himself over REAL FLAMES. These flames are all real, they actually DID occur at one point on a message board that shall remain nameless. Sorry to get rash like this, but I need to get the point accross that this is -NOT- a comedy.
#14 IBashar[138988]
coyotte-e.insat.com
The flames you quoted were NOT responsible for his suicide. You're making analogies.
It's not because someone died that everyone will feel sad.

Btw, I still find it too childish for two reasons :
- first, this is a problem which only happens to 12-15ers ; when you're a teenager, you have to understand that life has hard sides and that you have to go through them and that death is not a solution. This is the basic problem of being a teenager. I'm not one anymore (I'm 24), I'm fed up with all those kids who take themselves and what people tell them too seriously, like I'm fed up with all those parents whining about their children that they don't understand anymore.
- second, the way you did it was really childish.




#15 IBashar[138989]
coyotte-e.insat.com
It's only my opinion, don't be offended (I think that's what the moral of your history should be : DON'T BE OFFENDED THAT EASILY !!! It's not : Don't flame weak people, they're weak)
I hope you kinda reached your goal by opening the eyes of certain people who are mean with kids. I just don't care, that's all.
#16 Convider[138990]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662338.sympatico.ca
heh. funny.
#17 IBashar[138991]
coyotte-e.insat.com
Well done, #16.
Do you read the previous comments before posting ?
#18 Mr.Slam[138993]
frompix.west-bend.k12.wi.us
This sucks...

Oh, wait, I didn't mean it, please don't kill yourself now.

If teenagers really are this stupid, they need to find better people then random internet surfers to receive affection from. Go see a councilor if you're that deprived of love.



#19 Ender[138994]
128.226.37.98
don't flame too much or he might kill himself too =/
#20 Blinding_Shadow[138999]
dialup-67.29.246.186.Dial1.Charlotte.Level3.net
It's about time. The gene pool could use a good scrubbing...
#21 The Helpful[139005]
130.94.106.248
for the love of holy hell

1. 12 is NOT a teenager. Say it with me, TWELVE. Now say THIRTEEN. Notice the TEEN? now say TEENAGER. Now you know why they're called teenagers! 13-19 is teenager.

2. I am 23 years of age, this kid is not me, and I wont even go into how fucking retarded it is to assume that this kid is me BECAUSE HE IS DEAD. Use your damn brain if you have one.

The moral of this story was to not flame people when they try to do good things. I suppose "not being too sensitive" is another way to interepret it, but this was just a kid, not even a teenager. So he didn't really know better than to not listen, alright? I know we all want to take the "maddox way" and say "GOOD RIDDANCE, NOBODY WANTS THAT STUPID DUMBASS KID ALIVE ANYWAY" just to sound cool, but can we not be idiots just for one moment on this website?





#22 2Cautious[139011]
adsl-68-72-164-31.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
OK, sorry, it just sounded like comedy. =/

#14: Meh. SOME teenagers understand that. Given, not all, but some can. I don't think that that's your point, though. I just like being technical. =>

#21. 12 is about a teenager! Whatever. Referring to the general age...

Also, we should *hope* that the kid isn't you; otherwise you'd be dead & not have posted this! => Unless Heaven/Hell has an internet connection...
#23 MistaSparkle[139012]
adsl-67-113-196-18.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
lol what a fucking newblar.
#24 ScotTt[139014]
warp142163179128.newtel.com
Congrats, Helpful. If this wasn't comedy, then you deserve kudos for having the confidence to post it. Nice.
#25 Berra[139019]
h48n2fls32o814.telia.com
Ehm, correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this site called BattleReports.com? I just can't figure out what game this is based on. (that was sarcasm for you flamer-wannabies out there)

Flaming may be an important subject but this is really not the place to debate it.
#26 LameJoker[139021]
pool-141-149-13-201.alb.east.verizon.net
if this is a joke, which I thought at first, it is hilarious.

if its true (which seems doubtful), I'm not suprised.

read "Lord of the Flies" for more info about human nature.

o ya, this struck me:

#11
8th grade humor?
#12
Yeah, too childish for my taste

I "dislike strongly" people who are so fucking condenscending.
#27 Swiffel[139022]
ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net
Whatever happened to drefsab?
#28 NotJim[139031]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Drefsab's gone....... :(
I'm nearly 14, and am a teenager. Geez, goto Dref's 'When Two Worlds Collide' and work out for yourself.
#29 Newt[139038]
dsl3-63-249-85-66.cruzio.com
That was slightly ammusing. The Suicide Letter Buddy was funny too.

When I scrolled down, to my horror I saw TIME's logo. "Nooo," I thought in pure rage," not another TIME report!" Then I scrolled down again and realized that you weren't TIME and were merely [sorta] making fun of him by using his logo image. Sadly, your report was only a 5.5 for me. Ooh, hope TIME doesn't see that report, you know how he gets*.

~Newt

*upset, swearing a lot, etc.
#30 NotJim[139046]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
haha newt

I'm offended that this got got more comments than mine


MINE!

Okay, this will be the last time im saying this. (hopefully)
#31 IBashar[139056]
coyotte-e.insat.com
#26. I'm not condenscending. I'm just saying this report brings no feeling to me. I don't feel concerned and IMO, the way it was done was childish. I wouldn't have guessed the author is 23.
I just assume some people can feel concerned by this report because they're closer to this kid's issues. I don't think like he did anymore and, from my personnal experience, I hate people who're still like that.
About the teenager thingie. I wanted to use 'pre-adolescent' but I can't translate it in english. So ...
I thought "Teenager" was someone beween 10 and 19.
#32 Rabid_Raccoon[139081]
dialup-67.30.213.207.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net
I know how he feels. Everytime I see something posted by TIME, it makes me want to shoot myself...
#33 BIG_FLAMER[139082]
165.155.64.130
This was pretty stupid, and who ever wrote it should go and kill themselves, yea thats right i said it. Go and fucking die in a cave, before i find you. But seriously if this was meant to be a joke it didn't succeed but what it did succeed in was wasting my priceless time ( you know like in the comericals ) Anyway if you need tips on how to kill yourself don't be scared to give me a call at the Department of Education where i will be waiting for you.

Thanx Cya
#34 NotJim[139091]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Haha flamer
#35 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139109]
209.234.166.55
Thankyou, "BIG_FLAMER" for acting like the naive, immature kid that you are.
#36 BIG_FLAMER[139135]
165.155.64.130
ha, i love how you think you know everything about me from reading one paragraph about a shitty uhhh... i would call it a report but its not, so i'll refer to it as a shitty attempt to be funny. Anyway you really don't know shit about me

"naive, immature kid"

yea ok buddy why don't you just go join "The Helpful" in his attempt to kill himself. I am sure the combined brain capacity of you 2 can figure out a way to kill at least one ya (hopefully you) and if you can't the offer is still up and extends to you. I will still be waiting so don't hesitate to call with any questions.

Thanx Cya
#37 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139148]
130.94.107.157
read number, 13, fool.
#38 iNsOm[139162]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-065-079.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
condescending isn't a bad thing, it's a good thing, it's called, lowering yourself to someone else's level, but of course, many people use the word condescending to mean sarcastically condescending, which isn't condescending, it's more like looking down on people than anything else.
#39 iNsOm[139163]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-065-079.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
it didn't sound like a comedy
#40 iNsOm[139164]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-065-079.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
yeah, i'm guessing whoever posted this is just a frequenter of this site who wanted to give everyone something to think about, to try to get the people who flame to think about whether they should keep on flaming or not...personally i think it's a futile gesture, because the whole world's only going to get worse, and the internet is very bad, and you shouldn't really blame the flamers, it's the parent's fault, she rushes off to work while he has summer vacation?
#41 iNsOm[139165]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-065-079.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
it's pathetic how little attention kids get these days from their parents, and school is awful, in the newest wired magazine it talks about how children are learning more from video games than form school, and in an awake! magazine that talks about how much pro ball players make, and it compares it with what teachers make, even though they are educating our children, that means all of us, that's the price our society places on the pursuit of knowledge, wisdom, learning...
#42 iNsOm[139166]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-065-079.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
so like, it's funny how games can teach you so much more than someone who's supposed to teach you things, like in the wired magazine it said that school just teaches kids to memorize things, and that's so true. but yeah i totally went off and i don't know how this relates to the subject, oh yeah! don't have kids unless you can take care of them!
#43 SiX5532ONE[139171]
pcp03179244pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
HAHA Time - you didn't make me think one bit!

This had me in stitches. Loophole88. lol

I take back every bad thing I ever said about you.

TIME FOR PRESIDENT.
#44 SiX5532ONE[139172]
pcp03179244pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
I was really laughing until i read iNsOm's post. Now I'm hysterical.

GG NO RE Time.
#45 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139177]
209-234-160-47.gen.twtelecom.net
FINE it was hilarious. And I wrote it. There, ya happy now?
#46 el_sux0r[140485]
epsl-302.umd.edu
"In order to make you all not flame, I shall post up an ambiguous BR, and then flame those who think it is humor."

...



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