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#1 endersshadow[138893]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
first!

#2 ZerG~LinG[138894]
p431-098.ppp.get2net.dk
Argh!
First my random title pic wont work, and now it fucks up this :/
#3 Sliver of Shadow[138895]
d226-77-48.home.cgocable.net
wow man, simply wow.
#4 ZerG~LinG[138896]
p431-098.ppp.get2net.dk
Hmm, the title thing wont move an inch no matter how much i do. Yessh :/ And yes I know it's posted under Starcraft.
Ugh. With all these fuck-ups you wouldn't think this was my 28th time :/
#5 ZerG~LinG[138897]
p431-098.ppp.get2net.dk
Okay, it's fixed. I'll see if I can make the random title pic work, but for now this will have to do.
Anyway that's all details, enjoy the report.
#6 Ender[138899]
128.226.160.104
top 3 on zerg ling!!!
#7 Ender[138900]
128.226.160.104
damnit!!! T.T
#8 ZeaL[138901]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
Woohoo, top 10 on ZL. Finally, a break from all the spam. Wait, its Wc3, oh well, who cares, it's ZL.
#9 RubiksCube[138902]
pD9E33BBE.dip.t-dialin.net
really nice a niner easily
#10 BiGrooSteR[138903]
pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
cool cool time to read
#11 FlavorOfYellow[138904]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
Flamestrike is hotness =]
#12 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[138905]
cache-dg07.proxy.aol.com
Good job, my son. Now...return to me.
#13 LameJoker[138907]
pool-129-44-6-55.alb.east.verizon.net
funny how these get commented so quick.

O yea, time, did you see the lil newspaper ZL published about you a few brs back?

#14 Convider[138908]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662338.sympatico.ca
yay top 100th on a ZL report!
#15 badme[138909]
pcp02420525pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
It's a ZL report. It's already amazing before I even read it.
#16 LameJoker[138910]
pool-129-44-6-55.alb.east.verizon.net
yay, Frozen Throne=wet dream
#17 AvaiL[138914]
c-24-30-250-7.va.client2.attbi.com
Nice Ling =] Get AIM plz, MSN fuxors =[
#18 AvaiL[138915]
c-24-30-250-7.va.client2.attbi.com
Another thing, where's my cow picture? :)
#19 ZerG~LinG[138916]
p431-098.ppp.get2net.dk
Tnx guys. Avail, AIM: Lingoral
#20 LurkerBurger7[138918]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
great stuff

8.5-9.0

#21 Swiffel[138919]
ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net
ZL Report = Sekz
Zurich Girls = Sekz
ZL Report with Zurich Girls = 2x Sekz

#22 RubiksCube[138921]
pD9E33BBE.dip.t-dialin.net
I should go to Zurich sometimes. Its only 8 hours of driving anyways, har har
#23 ScotTt[138922]
warp142163179128.newtel.com
Short, concise, enjoyable.
#24 2Cautious[138924]
adsl-68-72-164-31.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
I liked it.

8

#25 Mark4[138930]
Good stuff as usual. Just a little short, as you noted yourself.
#26 SiX5532ONE[138932]
h-66-167-46-132.PHLAPAFG.covad.net
Nice.

MORE FROZEN THRONE

#27 AvaiL[138933]
c-24-30-250-7.va.client2.attbi.com
Get on AIM :(
#28 Psyonic_Reaver[138937]
1Cust70.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Zerg~Ling. Having my f'ing baby so we can call it Psyonic~Ling. Or maybe Zerg_Reaver... Whatever.

Man, if only I had your writing style and html style and your photoshop style and and and........I love you.

Even though this was short it doesnt matter because hey its you, its FT, and the game was well written even though you can totally tell its a newb game.

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#29 el_sux0r[138941]
129.2.57.244
Ling > all. Nice pics.
#30 HiIDontHaveAName[138946]
HSE-Toronto-ppp176997.sympatico.ca
Finally! a good report! was losing faith in this site.. lol
#31 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[138948]
209-234-160-110.gen.twtelecom.net
Zergling and jimmy seem to be the only good ones left...you know..the ones who take this site SERIOUSLY. TIME is not on YOUR SIDE you can learn something from these two. Fucking dumbass ruining the site.
#32 SiG.[138952]
adsl-153-82-84.bct.bellsouth.net
What in the fuck.
I suppose this is why nobody even acknowledges time anymore.

Nice one, ling.


#33 NotJim[138953]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Great sutff ling! Keep it up!

ZERGLINGS FOR HOF!!!!!

#34 Smeagol[138960]
weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
I second that NJ!
Zerg~ling is our only hope in the age of scotTt and tinoys.
cattle where the fuck are u when we need u!!!!!!!!!!!!
its been 4 months



#35 NotJim[138962]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Yeah, and me!!!!!!!! Read me!!!!!!

If no-one reads my reports, I'm not providing any!

Oops, no rating... 8.5-9
#36 ScotTt[138965]
warp142163179128.newtel.com
That's a capitol S, Smeagol. Don't forget it.

Don't worry Jim, people read you reports. They're good.
#37 Andris[138967]
cache-ntc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
6 for report, semi-flashy pics with what u had to work with, crisp presentation, mediocre writing, small pictures,
10 + 4 for hot zurich girls = net score 10

gj zerg~ling the chicks saved ur ass
#38 SiX5532ONE[138968]
pcp03179244pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
Zerg~ling's boogers cure cancer, and his shit feeds the homeless.

Zerg~lings urine is an eco-safe, energy efficient fuel for hybrid vehicles.

Jesus Lingor. I'm a big fan, but jesus! How do you inspire such fucking lunacy?~???!
#39 [138969]
12-246-85-28.client.attbi.com
wtf why did this shit get an 8?
#40 iNsOm[138970]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-065-079.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
the font option is nice, but i think you labeled it a starcraft replay and it wasn't, also, the beginning sucked(dunno about the rest, i have to go, i'll read the rest later)
but yeah, font option=great Arial is like my favorite "standard" font. georgia is a good font for numbers.
#41 Manius[138972]
ga-cmng-u2-c5c-140.cmngga.adelphia.net
My God, love the Zurich pics. Keep 'em coming. LoL. But, yeah, excellent job ~Ling, as usual. 9 or 10, keep up the good work.
#42 mick[138979]
1Cust106.tnt13.bne1.da.uu.net
;o
#43 Timid[138995]
198.134.2.2
Excellent as always.

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#44 ZerG~LinG[139001]
p450-15.ppp.get2net.dk
Heh, thanks guys :)
Btw iNsOm i used the font thing 3-4 times now, it's like my love child (Second only to Psyonic~LinG^^).

And like I said, yes it was short and no, wasn't the best of players :/ Get on frozen, add Lingor. (So far, only warforge :p)

Glad you liked it, I'll make a huge report next.
#45 Timid[139004]
198.134.2.2
There are no links for warforge and b.net players.

:(

I guess I'll have to AT and 1vs1 vs Reaver (who cant even stop my beloved chims-haha)
#46 Timid[139007]
198.134.2.2
OHHH OHHH

Make an NE vs non-NE report current patch!!!

Since Ne has been gayed, should be a good matchup.

CASTORCRAFT Still Exists With The Humans!!!
#47 SiX5532ONE[139008]
pcp03179244pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
NE have been gayed? What the hell does that mean? Last I checked the were already gay.
#48 Timid[139009]
198.134.2.2
NE sucks in beta.

All ranged attacks(from tier 1) does 50 damage a hit to Hunts due to new armor type. Anyone who can micro and therefore ignore mountain giants will own. Archers do way less damage and they make up for it buy giving them a couple more hit points. Dryads do not auto abolish anything..not even sleep. Dragons are worthless. DOTT and chims are late game and by then its gg anyways to a rush.

Human's foots/rifles and arcane towr rush.
Orc grunts/HH tower rush.
Undead Ghouls/Fiends/Rod of Necromancy Sacrifical Skull tower rush.

You are basically forced to get the KOTG for his engangle/treants abilities to win as u have no meatsheilds(bears late game as well.) anymore and the Kotg sucks as an end game hero.

#49 Timid[139010]
198.134.2.2
Stupid 1000 character limit.

End game you are up against Priest/Sorcs castorcraft on humans.

Tauren/Spirit Walker combo (get air and die to batriders) on undead

Aboms the staple meatsheild for Undead/Spinx or 2/Meat Wagon/Tri Hero/Auras/Fiends/Ghouls.


Ne's only time to shine? In the mid game there is that 24.8 second window to pounce...miss it and gg if fighting a person of fellow skill.
#50 SiX5532ONE[139013]
pcp03179244pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
Holy shit....you meant the other kind of gay.

I always thought that the NE rush was a little imbalanced at Tier 1 - something I'd hoped they would compensate for in the Expansion, but I had no idea.......

This expansion is still going to rock though...can't wait until the rest of the world gets it.

#51 Timid[139020]
adsl-64-166-211-3.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
lol.

I guess i should have said nerfed.
#52 LameJoker[139023]
pool-141-149-13-201.alb.east.verizon.net
omg...

If what you say is true... its the end of an era... :'(
#53 Smeagol[139028]
nile-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
Lol about time.. no wait i loved ne imbalance cause i use them myself... f@#k
oh and sorry NJ, ur reports are good but more war 3 k, no gay chess.
and ling, bring on the next long report (im thinking along the lines of Muleptons beast), dont lets us down.
where is mulepton and giga anyways??
#54 NotJim[139030]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
#38 ScotTt, thanks
#50-51 Timid: Absolutely correct.
#55 - sorry wont make wc3 in a while, and there will be 'gay' chess.

GG!
#55 IcE-Inforcer[139034]
nrba2-95.onlink.net
Hummm.. very good indeed.

Although I think your old ones were better. I think you're getting a little lazy. But I'm sure you have a good reason for that riggght?

Anyways I checked out warsmit.org, it's aight. Once you get it all done it should look fairly amazing.
#56 Psyonic~Ling[139042]
1Cust126.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
TREMBLE MORTALS AND KNOW I LIVE!!
#57 Psyonic_Reaver[139043]
1Cust126.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
*Sniff* He reminds me so much of his father.... Now there was a man who knew how to take care of a lady. Oh look! He even has his nose.

^^

*Timid go to hell and take your f'ing chims with you*
#58 NotJim[139045]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
LOL @ Psyonic_Reaver
#59 ZerG~LinG[139068]
p443-73.ppp.get2net.dk
Keke :D

NE nerfed allright. I don't mind much :p
#60 Dialtone[139072]
vdp208.ath12.cas.hol.gr
Since i didnt comment when it was posted:
I like the clean style, continualy improving spellcheking, i'd rather have more info on the beta changes to vanilla w3 since i wont be bothered to try the haxed beta again. I was disapointed by the lack of rabid monkeys.
#61 School Safety Agent Tim[139086]
165.155.64.130
God damn it you fucking catch me everytime. Why don't you group your reports under WC3 instead of SC. Anyway sick report, phat ass pics
#62 NotJim[139090]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
School Safety Agent Tim is retarded.
#63 LameJoker[139104]
pool-129-44-10-132.alb.east.verizon.net
o yea, what is this tome bug you speak of...
#64 Casper...[139115]
CPE0010b50f508e-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
flame strike seems balanced!
#65 NotJim[139120]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Casper... is back... em, yes.
#66 ZerG~LinG[139128]
80.210.3.10
Tome Bug is no more, and yeah flame strike is sorta balanced :o It's just that I'm not feeling the balance when he's ripping up my footies with it :O
#67 GoZuLu[139132]
195.249.56.3
Hej ZL

Du bliver sku da ved..... Jeg var holdt op med at læse disse sider, men mit arbejde suckx for tiden, så jeg checkede lige mine gamle links. Og der, øverst på Gold-rapporterne stod du, så hermed den traditionelle hilsen på dansk (not german, lamers).

Hej med dig. GoZuLu - The Old Dane

Note: Det vil være rigtigt stort, hvis du gad tagge på vores tagwall på fisk.chaos.dk (jeg er Ulken).
#68 Sabotage[139159]
pool-68-161-57-7.ny325.east.verizon.net
sup Z~ling. It was short, and it was Wc3. But i'm guessing you deserve what you got. The font thing rocks. gogo make more sc. me vs u 1v1 yeah i'll lose.
Last
#69 -=Ulken=-[139201]
0x503f6cf4.odnxx2.adsl.tele.dk
Hehe. For vildt. Thanx fellow Dane.

Forever din fan, -=ULKEN=- aka GoZuLu
#70 NotJim[139708]
144.139.221.1
hehe
#71 TooMuchToHandle[142667]
cache-ntc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
Nice br cept could u choose the correct game type when u make a br?



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