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#1 obsidian[132814]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
Reposted for Giga by obsidian so it's all on-site now and ready for rating. Admins, please delete the earlier report. Thanks!
#2 2e722[132819]
mcns41.docsis48.scvmaxonline.com.sg
Preview.
#3 2e722[132821]
mcns41.docsis48.scvmaxonline.com.sg
-.-
#4 obsidian[132822]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
I repeat:

I did preview.

Does anybody have anything helpful to say? When I am logged into the report center, I can type in the path and see the html file that it showed me when I sent this report. Obviously something is wrong. And pasting that path anywhere else gets me an error.



#5 obsidian[132824]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
My sincere apologies for attempting to help a guy out.

In the future I'll just stick to flaming people and typing FIRST!!!!! in all caps on any report comment section I see.

#6 obsidian[132827]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
Seriously, can someone explain to me why the only way I can view this filepath is through the window that has the report center? If anything that's the part I don't understand.
#7 Treebeard[132829]
ip-209-23-3-65.modem.logical.net
Hroooooom these, these grishnahk have angered me. TIME, be quiet, go to sleep, do not awake, you should sleep.
#8 LameJoker[132830]
ip-209-23-3-65.modem.logical.net
I have no idea, I only use the submit report thingy to test my painfully inadequet html.
#9 I_am_Nitros[132831]
h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net
Don't mind the resident asshole obsidian.. good effort :)
#10 obsidian[132833]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
Hmm, I think I may have found something, let me give it a try...
#11 obsidian[132834]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
Found it. Somehow there was a problem with the line breaks I think, it read fine on my computer and when being prieviewed but got screwy when being sent through. Gimme five minutes or so to clean it up and everything should be back to normal. (I hope.)
#12 BOBBY357[132839]
cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com
Not bad for a first try. Tons of HTML errors, look at a guide at this site. Learn HTML then post another BR.
#13 obsidians[132846]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
Admins: please delete this report. Thanks.
#14 ZeaL[132850]
proxys.sj3.marketscore.com
Die time
#15 Decay[132851]
206.10.109.62
Something's fucked. I also can see the .htm file, but taking your word on it, I wont post. But I went to the site you linked to on the forum, viewsrced, and copy pasted to the submit report screen. If you really wanna see how fucked that is, try it. It looks fine on the tripod site, but something is wrong with it, and I can't figure it out (but I'm not really a whiz or anything ;( )
#16 CrackHeadJeb[132858]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Bah, I wonder what's wrong with the images. The previewer lies.

I'll look at it some more.

-CHJ



#17 CrackHeadJeb[132859]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Eureka! I think I got it.

PLEASE keep that on there for a fwe more minutes.

-CHJ



#18 obsidian[132860]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
CHJ --

I think I have figured out the problem, for some reason it is translating soft line breaks and spaces into full breaks or something .. thereby screwing up all long url and image tags and added huge blocks of space. With your helpful html file, I think I may be able to fix this (now that I have finished the two papers that caused me to give up earlier). Give me a good half hour or so of deleting spaces and I may be able to get this to work yet. Again, thank you very very much for your assistance! It's nice to know there are helpful people on BR.com yet.

#19 CrackHeadJeb[132861]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Yeah, I'm 99% sure that that's the problem.

I'll let you do the rest.

-CHJ



#20 CrackHeadJeb[132863]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Heh, I am never worthy of compliments like that. But thank you. :)

-CHJ

#21 obsidian[132864]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
Nonono, I insist. If not a god of BRing, you are most definitely a god of BR uploading.

And with that, my contribution to the reposting of this BR ends! All should hopefully be well, except for the fact that the table goes wide. If somebody wants to point out to Giga how to fix that, be my guess, but I don't know and at this point I'm grateful to be done.

#22 CrackHeadJeb[132865]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Nah, the width of the report isn't your problem. His ultra-wide images (specifically pic5.jpg, I think) are the culprit. I think people on 1280*1024 shouldn't have a problem with it, though, so I do not think people will complain about it.

-CHJ

#23 CrackHeadJeb[132866]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Comment Section makes sense after this line:

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#24 CrackHeadJeb[132867]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
FIRST!@#!$!@
#25 [132870]
asc3-ip92-grr.wmis.net
2nd?
#26 Me[132871]
scf1-fe0-1.wc.optusnet.com.au
Comment Section makes sense after this line:

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#27 Me[132872]
scf1-fe0-1.wc.optusnet.com.au
First :P
#28 Ezikel[132876]
212.219.117.197
Looks fine to me ^^


P.S STFU Bosco
#29 Giga[132878]
P-1.188.EUnet.yu
I'm ultimately thankful to Obsidian and all others who helped my BR get uploaded here :)

You are fine people guys and I'm glad there still exist truly helpful people on this fucked up internet.

Oh and, to all who were constantly shitting (especialy the guy called TIME etc.), I'd like to politely say that they should fuck off the internet and find a real life vent to their accumulated anger and idiocy.

Once again: I'm truly thakful to Obsidian.
#30 obsidian[132879]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
No problem, man.
#31 obsidian[132880]
comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu
Oh, and I'd like to thank TIME, for giving me the inspiration to keep going when things seemed at their worst. Couldn't have done it without you, good buddy.
#32 THIS REPORT SUCKED[132884]
168.53.109.33
THIS REPORT SUCKED
#33 -the o_0-[132886]
24.138.58.44
Game was good, and I didn't mind your writing aside from a few parts, it's just..

The pictures were no good, and I didn't like the humor you seemed to try to put in. I noticed a few spelling mistakes too. Still a good first try.
#34 [132892]
user-uinj35c.dialup.mindspring.com
I have 1 little question. If there were SSs of the last battle where you surrounded the DH, i think it would clarify a few things because in the SSs b4 it was obvious to me that there were too many bears for 4 necros and a few ghouls to beat. Just wondering how it was possible.
#35 Chris[132893]
astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net
Good report. 8.5 for some minor but easily overlooked spelling errors.
#36 Aesop[132896]
pD9E744D4.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
Interesting read, I liked the subtle humour which was in the report. Perhaps you overused the expression "pwned" a bit, it's a matter of preference. About the pic usage, I would recommend either making a fun report, where it can look like the pics were all edited with MS Paint or a serious one, where you should take the effort of using some advanced gfx programs.

8 in my opinion.
#37 [132900]
dhcp16635021.neo.rr.com
Pretty much flipping a coin between an 8 and a 9.. you did a good job of writing and the pics were good, although occasionally you went a little heavy with text in them. Also using PWNED so much... repetitive.

Finally, my other advice is not to switch between 1st and 3rd person in your report. Stick to one throughout... it just makes it look a bit disjointed in those areas.

This was really a good effort, though.... plus, I was laughing when the DH showed up before your Halls of the Dead was even finished. ;)
#38 Convider[132904]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661113.sympatico.ca
Ooooooooh nice! Hmph... I STILL cant figure out how to link images... I give a 8.5 cause its good, but super wide and some errors...
#39 ins@ne[132906]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
Real nice. Next time, though, crop your images so that the readers can focus on...what's supposed to be focused on. The humor was a little repetitive at times, though but that's all right. #50! Woohoo!
#40 Ender[132913]
128.226.4.85
i didn't like how you showed the pic and then explained the pic afterwords.. it was kind of weird =/ but whatever
#41 Giga[132915]
P-1.147.EUnet.yu
Thanks for the words of support guys, all of your suggestions will be kept in mind when I write my next BR :)
#42 Someone out there[132927]
193.10.32.5
I´ve been a visitor on this site for a few years now, and read countless of reports. In my opinion I´ve just read a damn good report. Tx

Time really should think about getting counseling. I dont think he is all that normal, even when you take into acount that flaming is used alot....
#43 Giga[132929]
P-1.32.EUnet.yu
Thanks Someone :)...

BTW, just ignore TIME, once everyone ignores him he'll either go to other sites or attempt to act like a normal person.
#44 ZerG~LinG[132935]
p417-089.ppp.get2net.dk
Time; die.
A very nice report, to be honest i ended up only reading for the most part, I was downloading and I couldn't wait for all the pics, glad I waited for the DH slamming on your upgrading hall of dead tho :-) As far as advice go:
DOn't switch between 1st and 3rd person along the way
Please don't overcrap pictures with text and random yellow lines.
Borders batman! The borders!
Your english isn't that bad, but try to cut a little on the not-so-funny humour, you overdid it a few times and I got a little tired of it :o

A tandy 8 will do just fine :)
#45 LameJoker[132944]
ip-209-23-3-14.modem.logical.net
CMON REPORTERS GET REPORTIN!!!! Its been 6 days since the last good report that I understand, this was good but I read it the first time it got posted, SC WC3, dont matter to me gogogogogogogogo.........

lolz I can't make my own report so I have to rely on others.
#46 LameJoker[132945]
ip-209-23-3-14.modem.logical.net
Good thing I just got a PS2 SC Ghost looks awesome even though its not comin out for a year. I'll prolly get flamed for that haha.
#47 LameJoker[132947]
ip-209-23-2-89.modem.logical.net
Hey anyone know where that praetor guy went?
#48 endersshadow[132953]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
joker everyone in the HOF 'cept CB is retired from reporting. Fractal_Wave i think might still quote stuff (not sure on that) and Mark4 is system adm. Everyone else was assassinated by Mark4 so he could have less competition.
#49 endersshadow[132954]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
giga: not much more criticism i could throw at your report other than things pointed out by Ling and SnowSquall:

-scale down pics and try and decide which were absolutely
neccesary (though that half-transformed bear kicked ass) I
mean, that close up of the ghoul may have seemed cool, but
it was so choppy it hurt the report more than helped it imo
-minor grammar mistakes, PWNED should never be used again
i became so sick of reading it
-the ghouls being named was sorta funny at first, but then became old by ur 2/3 pic.

Other than that, gj for a first report. 7.5-8.0

P.S. TIME/Bosco = bm :D
#50 maniacmarine[132955]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp164497.sympatico.ca
preator has been gone for a long time lol.
#51 jimmy[132968]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-159.prem.tmns.net.au
Yeah.
There was a 1.0 report on a gay strat on nightelfs, what is the report number?

-NOTjimmy
#52 LameJoker[132976]
ip-209-23-2-131.modem.logical.net
That report got deleted, goddamit praetors fanfics were cool.

"Mark4, Sparrow school graduate, assasination methods: strangling, exploding teddybears."
- M
#53 jimmy[132986]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-89.prem.tmns.net.au
I read them.
And yes they owned. Praetor = king of fanfics

-NOTJimmy
#54 Giga[133006]
195.252.103.98
Hah...these days I'm working on a new report, this time without the ugly cut pictures but unfortunately, still with some very big pictures (I just have to do it if I want to do what my vision tells me) =P. However, this time I intend on making everything perfect.

And there's continued story of Bob the Ghoul but without mass naming of units and I tried to use as much specific, yet-not-tiring humour.

I hope you'll like it once it is finished...
#55 LameJoker[133013]
ip-209-23-0-199.modem.logical.net
I'm looking forward to it.
#56 Psyonic_Reaver[133120]
1Cust89.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Praetor is still around..Ever try looking on the Ethermoon Forums?

www.ethermoon.com
#57 .Praetor[133277]
12-255-59-188.client.attbi.com
I post replays.

Boo.
#58 PeaceableGhost[165430]
71-37-211-165.phnx.qwest.net
Huh. Interesting game. The continual switching between 1st and 3rd person is annoying.

Oh, and last.

For now.

7-8



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