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#1 [132788]
nr11-216-196-190-49.fuse.net
Nice. Liked the pic at the end :o
#2 malgos[132791]
pm739-21.dialip.mich.net
yah, nice stuff ya got here

#3 T_Ester[132792]
pcp02705884pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
YO highest ever for me, coooool, peace , time to read
#4 [132795]
nr11-216-196-190-49.fuse.net
Thanks for the H-Scroll, time.
#5 blizzar89[132796]
pcp01815890pcs.nash01.tn.comcast.net
Nice report. I really don't understand SS at all, though I could easily follow the flow of the report. Nice.
#6 Lieutenant[132797]
adsl-67-39-2-221.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
front page hookup before I even see it? O_o
#7 [132799]
asc8-grr-ip090.wmis.net
10! hah
#8 pop_killer[132800]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3756471.sympatico.ca
Psionic reaver = perv
damnit, I like Christmas, but naked girls at Christmas looks as weird.
#9 LameJoker[132802]
ip-209-23-2-164.modem.logical.net
Weird game, looks like AoE but I have no clue so ignore me.
#10 -the o_0-[132806]
24.138.58.44
Didn't understand any of it really, but 10 for the end pic.
#11 Vash[132807]
adsl-61-30-64.mia.bellsouth.net
Strifeshadow Report= 7.5
Pop_Killer= gay
That .GIF at the end= priceless

#12 Psyonic_Reaver[132808]
1Cust57.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Thanks Whoha! Forgot to add that =(
#13 ......[132810]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
ive never played strifeshadow but that was a nice present

#14 Ender[132811]
128.226.4.61
merry christmas? and look.. a present that unwraps herself =/

yes i know.. i should die from that joke...

#15 Convider[132812]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661113.sympatico.ca
Nice report, I almost understood SS for a while there... now to work on War3...

Ill give it a 8.5 because its the first report on another game other than SC that I understand :P

I think I might have the same IP address as pop_killer...
I dont know him.

The .gif at the end... I'd make a lame pun/joke about it but all the good ones have been taken :P






#16 Convider[132813]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661113.sympatico.ca
Toronto-HSE-ppp3756471.sympatico.ca
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661113.sympatico.ca
^^^^^^
Woah... freaky...


#17 Rap[132817]
c-66-176-109-120.se.client2.attbi.com
gj Psy.

Thx for Christmas present!

#18 pop_killer[132826]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3756471.sympatico.ca
I am not gay, vash...
Just because I said psionic reaver is a perv.
I NEVER SAID I hate naked girls.
I just think Christmas is a serious holiday.
Vash = idiot (probably like TIME is not on YOUR SIDE)



#19 I_am_Nitros[132835]
h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net
So should he believe what you say or your name?
#20 Planetkilr[132836]
Metc-07-159.rh.ncsu.edu
that's zileas' way of saying that there won't be a patch 1.04
#21 Rap[132840]
c-66-176-109-120.se.client2.attbi.com
I went and DLed the SS demo and have come to like the game.

I think anyone here who likes rts's should go give it a try at www.ethermoon.com and find the DL link

#22 pop_killer[132844]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3756471.sympatico.ca
To TIME is not on YOUR SIDE: yeah... you are in the side of "non-perv" people (Like I am). At least you are not an idiot. But I don't think the joke "so take your time" is very very very funny.

IN the forum, the most stupid person is this fuckin 9_teen ( I was already played with him in a game and I won!) What a newb... He insulted me like a baby because I raped his ass. Seriously, people like him must needs to having a life.

#23 pop_killer[132845]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3756471.sympatico.ca
OOPS! error!
"At least you are not an idiot" is supposed to be "At least you are not a perv".
#24 TM[132849]
65.120.150.5
wow, a reaver report. i havent seen one in a year or so...
make sc reports damnit!
and gj on the strife report, something other than war3.
#25 CrackHeadJeb - Rater Without a Tag[132853]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
A nice, quick read. I enjoyed it even though I can't fully appreciate it since I only played the beta briefly (which is why I'll let someone else rate it).

Oh, I also fixed up my website and forum, even though it's more or less the same crap as before. Just thought I'd let ya know.

-CHJ
#26 MistaSparkle[132854]
adsl-67-113-199-213.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
whos the chick at the end?
#27 MistaSparkle[132855]
adsl-67-113-199-213.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Brittany...
#28 MistaSparkle[132856]
adsl-67-113-199-213.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Is that from a movie, asdf i need to dl. plz tell me. kthxbey
#29 Psyonic_Reaver[132857]
1Cust226.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
She's my g/f.............




No not really. I found her on a site, so I decided to borrow her. ^^

Number #31: TM? Who are you? You sound familier. And it hasnt been a year, the last report I did was back in August, it was WC3 though.
#30 Furious[132868]
bal-ts2-2500.tpgi.com.au
NIce report man, I enjoyed it.
8.5
7.5 really but +1 for the non-war3 gayness!
#31 ArrestThisMan[132869]
acad16398.westdorm.uic.edu
Nice to see an SS report, even though I forsake it. For a BR I thought it was very good, mostly because it was of a different game. However, having played SS a great deal of times, unfortunately with Mr, I know that he almost always uses that strat to start a game, therefor, i didn't really like this one until Locs came into it. I don't think it was the best SS game to chose for replay, one with more caster tech or a ritual might have been cool. Also, I didn't seem to get the idea that losing the towers were a big deal, however in the actual game losing towers is kind of important, it didn't seem like you emphasized this enough.

I know nothing about BR's and, due to long absences and my original affinity for sucking, could play little SS so don't take any of what I say here seriously unless I am backed up by someone else.

P.S. No kill ratio? That's oneofthe coolest things about SS.
#32 Ezikel[132875]
212.219.117.197
[quote]I am not gay, vash...
Just because I said psionic reaver is a perv.
I NEVER SAID I hate naked girls.
I just think Christmas is a serious holiday.[/quote]

.....please STFU, so we can't see half naked women because it 'Christmas'? Gimme one valid reason why Christmas is a 'serious' holiday and we shouldnt see that kind of thing.

I cant think of one, everyones happy to seen 'BritneyS pears', doesnt matter what time of the year it is. ^^

9, would of been a 10 but im looking at this in college and to most teachers who arnt getting any, this is pornographic >_<
#33 ChaosDemigod[132883]
197.80-202-225.nextgentel.com
Not war3... hate it :p

seriosly, that game looks crap, but final picture is yes yes
#34 Redemption6[132887]
216-164-243-59.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
kinda boring :( didnt understand jack.
#35 endersshadow[132888]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
should be quoted:

everyones happy to see "Britneys pears"

#36 Psyonic_Reaver[132889]
1Cust128.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Thanks for the comments guys! They mean alot to me. I'm still wondering about one thing though...

Why havne't I been rated yet!!!!
#37 Ezikel[132891]
ACB67F3C.ipt.aol.com
thx. ^^
#38 LameJoker[132895]
ip-209-23-3-25.modem.logical.net
lol #39, LOL#42
#39 [132897]
dhcp16635021.neo.rr.com
I played just enough of the beta to understand what was going on... either the report was very brief, or the game wasn't very long and I can't figure out which is true. Or both.

Writing and the pictures merits: 8
Sexy girl at end: +1
Game other than WC3 and SC so we can avoid debate: +1
Game that only 5 people have heard of(relatives of designers dont count): -1
Bitching about not getting a rating WHEN SOME PEOPLE WORK: -1

There you have it, 8. G'day.
#40 Psyonic_Reaver[132898]
0-1pool46-219.nas18.bellevue1.wa.us.da.qwest.net
Sorry SnowSquall. =/ But there are other people besides you who rate. Ever looked at the list? But I realize that most of them died so.
#41 Whoha[132902]
12-237-142-114.client.attbi.com
the game wasn't that long, And the second to last picture(the one with the wierd dog looking things and the other wierd black and white looking things) was just a turkey shoot for yellow, he lost the 1 melee unit but killed all the wierd black and white things.
#42 DarkLord[132928]
gateway.franco-nord.edu.on.ca
why could dhe not be completly naked
this game reminds me of C&C
#43 ZerG~LinG[132934]
p417-089.ppp.get2net.dk
I'm not really into SS, even after a couple of runs with the demo, so it would be unfair to judge the report. Still tho, I could say that some of your lines sound a bit off, and that the end pic was "da biz".
#44 [132948]
ncecc2.ford.com
I was a Strife Shadow beta tester. Then I bought the game and played it about 10 times total. Maybe it just didn't run right on my computer, but I could never get into it like I could SC/BW.

Being twice as old as many of the posters (38 now) I still revel and share in their juvenille antics of oogling the pretty half naked chick at the end. Some things never change. Definetely a bonus rating point for that little show.
#45 Kane[132957]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Why's everyone talking about the girl when she doesnt even take her clothes off?

Or did he change it?
#46 PooHandler[132959]
adsl-34-245-26.bct.bellsouth.net
Shut up Kane
#47 Vash[132960]
adsl-61-29-130.mia.bellsouth.net
pop, Comparing me to TIME= years of therapy
#48 9_teen[132963]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3756471.sympatico.ca
...
#49 Valek[132969]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
Man your christmas present sucked! She still had her bra on!
#50 Valek[132970]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
Then again..there is always iMesh and Kazaa /:
#51 endersshadow[132977]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
valek, it's the thought that counts ;)

#52 LameJoker[132978]
ip-209-23-2-131.modem.logical.net
This comment section is funnier than the report :D. lol TT boy.

And while we're quoting,
"Why should (d)he not be completely naked"
#53 BOBBY357[132979]
cache-mtc-am07.proxy.aol.com
Nice to see an SS report. Those were the days :). Ok game, try BRing a better one next time. I think this report deserves a good 8.
#54 Valek[132980]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
What days, bobby?
#55 [133079]
12-222-17-197.client.insightBB.com
Excellent work. I too liked the pic at the end, and it wasn't technically porn, so I didn't have to delete it!

I took the liberty of deleting all of TIME's spam comments.
#56 Who'sGotLag.IDO[133082]
usrns21.dialup.hawaii.edu
It's good to have a webmaster that plays/used to play the game. =)
#57 endersshadow[133086]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
omg johnny i thought you were dead.
#58 LameJoker[133088]
ip-209-23-1-77.modem.logical.net
rofl we were just wondering where all the Hall of Famers went
#59 Psyonic_Reaver[133108]
2Cust119.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Thanks JV!

Get on SS sometime! Just tell the family thats its Daddy's turn on the computer.
#60 badme[133362]
pcp01773918pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
I don't understand SS, but a nice report. A bit short though.
#61 Eerik[133500]
dhcp-23-222.cable.infonet.ee
I thought id pitch in too.
A report that does its job - keeps you reading it.
I also played the beta for a while, but i think it was just too bugged at that time, i just made some low tech units that completely destroyed katana's carvers, i cant even remember my race anymore!
anyway, what are traps? i dont remember making any of those???;))
aaaaaaaa
where am i going with this?
I think i should make a sc br.
YES!
does anyone even play sc here anymore?
anyone interested?
PLEASE?
How do you make a br anyway?
Ah?
#62 angel[133710]
ip68-13-197-117.hr.hr.cox.net
pretty poor SS game
#63 Psyonic_SouL[133824]
ACACF4EC.ipt.aol.com
hey reaver i had a question, were u in a clan called psyonic?
cuz i think i kno u from way way way way way way etc etc. back. anywho contact me if u are~
kdawg4k@aol.com
#64 Me[133881]
0-1pool71-190.nas26.thornton1.co.us.da.qwest.net
U know wut the best part was?


it was when she took off her clothes but u know wut woulda made it better?

Is if she was completly naked!!
#65 jimmy[134426]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
last

-NJ
#66 gg[135845]
host-66-81-146-198.rev.o1.com
good game all
#67 jimmy[136524]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-63.prem.tmns.net.au
Nooooooo where the chic ohh well last

-NJ
#68 [140111]
jraab.dewpoint.com
Nice report!
#69 BlackTerror[163902]
c-69-143-144-148.hsd1.md.comcast.net
omg strifeshadow
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