| #1 Oddity[130588] |
| h24-66-246-99.ss.shawcable.net |
| wtf? |
| #2 Swiffel[130589] |
| ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net |
| lol |
| #3 Jaood[130592] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| Uh...no comment =[ |
| #4 aZnPsycho555[130593] |
| pcp01309317pcs.sabrna01.az.comcast.net |
*agrees with jaood*
|
#5  [130594] |
| nr11-216-196-189-116.fuse.net |
Ahahhahaa. Very well done.
That hacker. |
| #6 Random)Hero[130596] |
| adsl-61-27-70.mia.bellsouth.net |
LMAO
omg finnaly someone else who understands the unbridled hilarity of an incoherent BR! Some one with a sense of humor!
Frickin beautiful man. 10!
(huntresses cant attack air, i hope they fix this in 1.05)
hahahahahahahaha golden
oh and jaood take the fuckin stick out of your ass for one day (i know you'll miss it) and LAUGH for once in your black life :)~ |
| #7 Decay[130597] |
| 206.10.109.39 |
I laughed harder at this than I have in a long time. I don't know how you could make more of these and still be surprising and original, but I hope you can find a way! 9 for humor.
~Decay |
#8  [130598] |
| adsl-64-216-106-156.dsl.tpkaks.swbell.net |
| killing bengalaas=ban fucker |
| #9 MeNogotiateGood[130599] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
Its funny, it's just haha, now I want to kill myself because I went crazy while reading this funny.
8 for originality. |
| #10 Blarg[130600] |
| cache-dg07.proxy.aol.com |
| LOL Mark4 :) |
| #11 Jaood[130601] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| shut up, just because you think its funny doesnt mean i have to, k? |
| #12 Jaood[130604] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| >:( |
| #13 Agent_of_Sol[130605] |
| d101.hallowell01.swarthmore.edu |
13 on a blarg report!
1. I'm officially the lamest of the lame
2. No one else seems to be calling numbers...something must be wrong. I better go read it. |
| #14 Agent_of_Sol[130606] |
| d101.hallowell01.swarthmore.edu |
| Riiight....never mind. |
| #15 Agent_of_Sol[130607] |
| d101.hallowell01.swarthmore.edu |
ROFL!!!!
9 |
| #16 2e722[130608] |
| cache211.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg |
Kwel man easy 9 for the humour..
"Then I saw this Nuclear Launch Detected and just as I was wondering wtf that meant my whole base exploded. He had mined my base!"
and somemore, just that im laughing too much right now to find.
Peace |
| #17 MB[130609] |
| c-26d972d5.016-123-73746f44.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se |
Ohhhh Your GOD
Hope they bann that hexxer for good in some way.... |
#18  [130610] |
| 203.98.135.2 |
| nice original idea, although you could put more diverse humor instead of the repeated hacking rant |
| #19 cmot_dibbler[130611] |
| p14229226.net.upc.nl |
| I lost the other day to probably the same hacker, only using another hack. My human pally got eaten by PACman. |
| #20 -the o_0-[130612] |
| 24.138.58.44 |
| Fucking awesome. Do it again. The very concept... oh God. You are my idol. |
| #21 endersshadow[130613] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
lol gj
"then he cast some big fireball thingy that destroyed the AP when it finished constructing." :)
rofl |
| #22 TheKinslayer[130614] |
| modemcable096.214-203-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
| Best w3 report ever |
| #23 LameJoker[130615] |
| 216.40.249.58 |
| LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAH even though I use NE this was hilarious. How the Fuck did you get the NE units in SC? |
| #24 blart[130616] |
| GEORGIA-7FCE496-udp2079167uds.gsu.edu |
| photoshop perhaps? |
| #25 no b33r in h33r[130617] |
| turing.89.209.198.in-addr.arpa |
| Very funny, i liked the NE units on the SC terrain |
#26  [130619] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
I agree with Prozerran... I thought it was witty and well-done, but the hack thing got old. Maybe more back and forth fighting between the NE and the Terran? 7.5 - 8.0 for innovation.
Regards,
~CB~
P.S. Sequels will definitely suck. This was funny because it was the first one -- it doesn't mean everyone has ape Blarg now :D |
| #27 Blarg[130620] |
| cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com |
the graphics were all done with PSP 5 (except for the title) because photoshop sucks. I don't know how any of you create graphics in that pos prorgam. You must all be geniuses. :(
next report will be serious... if I ever witness a good game that doesn't involve CB :D |
| #28 Raider[130621] |
| 141.161.118.140 |
Haha! Awesome idea, man. I agree with fls and CB about the hack joke. It was cool at first, but then you should have tried some other jokes as well. Nice job as is though.
8 |
| #29 Dampiere[130623] |
| ares.uwimona.edu.jm |
well, i been beggin for good SC reports since W3 landed... and you my friend, have struck a creative medium.. good work!
also .. The Terrans Won! Yeah!
next time scout better, and i recommend using Undead vs Terran.. oh, time for my medication.
good job
May the Terrans/Humans Prosper
D |
| #30 ZerG~LinG[130624] |
| p409-080.ppp.get2net.dk |
hehe, very funny stuff :D
Oh yeah and photoshop doesnt suck :p |
| #31 Psyonic_Reaver[130625] |
| 1Cust71.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
| SEE! I told you! Dwarf needs to be nerfed! |
| #32 Blarg[130629] |
| AC8D4D58.ipt.aol.com |
| LOL, I just opened this up and realized I forgot to make the .gif's transparent. better fix that when I get home x_x |
| #33 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130630] |
| 130.94.107.203 |
| funny but blargs photoshop skillz = chobo t.t |
| #34 Lieutenant[130631] |
| adsl-67-39-7-207.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| Nice. |
| #35 DarkRider[130633] |
| 198.134.2.2 |
| Very well done |
| #36 CrazyGoNuts[130635] |
| 0-1pool7-18.nas2.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net |
| rofl, one of the best things i've seen here yet! |
| #37 TM[130636] |
| 65.120.150.5 |
| Night elves vs Terran=gayest from both games ^^ |
| #38 afro~[potato][130640] |
| adsl-64-172-44-153.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| damn ownage |
| #39 -Patton-[130641] |
| cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com |
Long live StarCraft.*Raises fist*
GJ my man. 10. |
| #40 Flash of Death[130642] |
| ppp207-mfe.tiagris.net |
| uhh, it was like a ha...ha and a heh, but not like ROLFMAO...bleh now I cant do it, I had this idea"r" yes idear |
| #41 UltimateFire[130646] |
| cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com |
| meh, i concur with #40 |
| #42 IcE-Inforcer[130647] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
Heh.
The haxx0r joke got old at the ending but i still lol'ed and woke up my sleeping penis.
-IcE- |
| #43 Reaver64[130652] |
| h24-84-8-198.vs.shawcable.net |
| wth? they somehow hacked to make starcraft mix with warcraft...weird...btw, that fireball thing was a nuke...nukes are the most fun weapons in starcraft, alongside owning your opponent with a fleet of battlecruisers, the weird flying things u saw |
| #44 spall[130653] |
| ian.Kiewit.Dartmouth.EDU |
| some people just don't seem to get the humor of it |
| #45 MistaSparkle[130654] |
| adsl-66-120-159-95.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| haahdhahahsdahdhfadfjfjhdflkjadfna'dfklgnkafgnklgk'lafjnkj |
| #46 elvenesque[130655] |
| proxyb.byu.edu |
heh stupid trees and women. great idea, though the humor could have been diversified. i'd also like to note that now you starcraft people feel like the warcraft folks did during starcraft's heyday. i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
-EE |
| #47 HEH[130656] |
| bgp01076682bgs.wanarb01.mi.comcast.net |
| Ok the Reaver64 comment is by far the most hilarious thing regarding about/regarding this report. PLZ YOU CANT BE THAT STUPID, IF YOU ARE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE THERE IS NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY |
| #48 I_am_Nitros[130658] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| by the gods I hope not... Anyway all you needed to do there was FIRST, get the Undead since they are obviously far cooler and more deserving of choice. SECOND, Take my congrats for making such a funny BR, and of course THIRD.... uh...yeah...well um and stuff and such.. so good job :) |
| #49 Tepses[130659] |
| cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com |
Haha, very funny. Nice job.
Then another good laugh @ Mark4's comment. ^^ |
| #50 ElectronicMage[130660] |
| cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com |
The humor was dry and left a lot to be desired it was to damn short and frankly I believe starcraft is a better game then wc3 I think wc3 is like a one night stand sure it looked good and rode nicely but it the end it leaves you bored and demands more of your time then you should give sorry if you disagree with me.
mark4=gosu
cattlebruiser=my god
not fuxing cheers
ElectronicMage |
| #51 Breeze[130661] |
| 62.32.61.99 |
Hehe the idea was very cool but you didn't really need to pretend it's hack and you don't know anything about starcraft etc... Still very cool though, nice job!!! :))
BTW I like how if a war3 race has to battle vs a broodwar race, there's not even a chance that the war3 race would win haha
Broodwar>War3, absolutely different scale of the battles :P |
| #52 Blarg[130663] |
| cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com |
| Uh, the fireball was not a nuke. The fireball was a Yamoto. WTF dude. :) |
| #53 [130665] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| God and if you had to pick a broodwar race couldn't you have picked the Zerg since they're obviously far cooler and more deserving of choice? :) |
| #54 Epoch[130668] |
| ool-182f07a7.dyn.optonline.net |
lmao!
Easily 9.49! |
| #55 IcE-Inforcer[130687] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
Ok. Reaver64 is a FuCkInG idiot. ENuff said.
-IcE- |
| #56 Roaddog[130720] |
| CPE00105cae268e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| is that actually a conversion or do you have mad photoshop skills |
| #57 X-Phantom89[130724] |
| HSE-Ottawa-ppp163463.sympatico.ca |
| A...it wasn't funny...witty yes...but come on... |
| #58 Flash of Death[130729] |
| ppp89-mfe.tiagris.net |
| I agree...I got more of a laugh from Mark4's comment than the report |
| #59 ...................[130730] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp60144.qc.sympatico.ca |
| This report wasn't that great in my opinion, but comment number 43 was hilarious. "Those flying things were battlecruisers just so you know" ROFL. |
| #60 Flash of Death[130734] |
| ppp89-mfe.tiagris.net |
| I pray he was kidding... |
| #61 Annoying fuck[130735] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| I bet that was that stupid fuck President Bush in disguise, and I doubt he was kidding :P |
| #62 LameJoker[130740] |
| 216.40.249.60 |
Funny, #61. Well, this was a stupid waste of time that should never have been written, as it is evidence that Starcraft>>>>>>>WC3. (was that what I was supposed to say?)
|
| #63 AHintOfLemon[130775] |
| 134.mel0411.mel.iprimus.net.au |
| I demand a sequel! Undead vs Zerg! Blight vs Creep! Muta/Cracklings vs Gargs with dual-aura-frenzy-Ghouls! |
| #64 Blarg[130777] |
| cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com |
| There will be a sequel. I'm not going to reveal anything else except that it will be written in a completely different style and will contain no jokes about cheating or night elves. |
| #65 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130790] |
| 209.234.157.160 |
| Gay. |
| #66 Blarg[130796] |
| cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com |
| Time. |
| #67 LameJoker[130798] |
| 216.127.82.98 |
| A little thing on the side, Warcraft units would totally own SC units if directly imported, because they have muchmuchmuch bigger HP and attack values. |
| #68 Roaddog[130819] |
| CPE00105cae268e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| pulverize those marines, you sexy taurens you. |
| #69 Mr350Z[130823] |
| pcp459895pcs.shrwd01.ar.comcast.net |
Well Blarg, you did a very good job, as for the dumb fuck, dude, when are you going to ween off your mother and come out of your sheltered life., as for wc3, SC>WC3 anyway, Mark 4 wins the funniest post, well maybe behind that dumb fuck.
Have a good one fellas. I too got a good laugh. |
| #70 pop_killer[130829] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3758632.sympatico.ca |
| ???????????????? WHATS THE HELL??? NIGHT ELF DOESN'T EXISTS IN STARCRAFT, FAGGOT! YOUR REPLAY SUCKS BECAUSE NIGHT ELF IS A WARCRAFT RACE, NOT A STARCRAFT RACE! |
| #71 UraniumAnchor[130832] |
| 216-38-53-58.ip.amisp.net |
*quotes his human's profile*
"Some people's gene pools are too shallow." |
| #72 LameJoker[130838] |
| 216.40.249.60 |
| "Sympathy in a revolutionary is as reprehensible as cowardice upon the field of battle" - V. Lenin |
| #73 Chris[130847] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
| I've always known NE vs Terran was overbalanced. |
| #74 Flash of Death[130882] |
| ppp157-mfe.tiagris.net |
| you know, there was a hack that put AoE in SC...not on bnet though... |
| #75 leb[130932] |
| 66.130.229.23 |
| Pretty funny, but not that much, the hack jokes got old. And what's up with the replay? I don't have W3 so I have no idea what he put in that thing. :P |
| #76 jusdH xP[131067] |
| vnnyca-1-g1-l2-148.vnnyca.adelphia.net |
| 76 comments..... on a report like this |
| #77 CrazyGoNuts[131514] |
| 67.224.70.223 |
| come on guys, this is a refreshing bream from the normality of the 5% battle reports we get here and the 95% stupid stuff from TIME and his evil cult (btw can i join?) |
| #78 pop_killer[131623] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3756562.sympatico.ca |
this report is fucked, but at least it prove terran are better than night elf. I dont know which kind of units did they got because I never played warcraft 3, but I think it's like warcraft 2.
poop poop! |
| #79 MasterSlayer-MS[131692] |
| 24.247.11.173.gha.mi.chartermi.net |
| LOL!!! That report made my day. |
| #80 endersshadow[132004] |
| ool-4350d236.dyn.optonline.net |
LOL LMAO
#43= dumbass, even if you was kidding, u should be banned from this site.
#65- Gay
#66-Time.
LOL :P
Crazygonuts, dont u dare join TIME's cult, u will be officially hated forever. |
| #81 small engine[134018] |
| ool-18b88b30.dyn.optonline.net |
although you do have the right to opinions, how could u rate this higher then a 0? Stories such as these should be piled and burnt in a big cylinder.
% Lake Hunter% |
| #82 Ice_Demon[134536] |
| HSE-Ottawa-ppp238382.sympatico.ca |
| #81 were is ur fucking sense of humor. |
| #83 Ha5[135634] |
| 194.54.58.58 |
| .... |
| #84 what???[137950] |
| h24-78-34-4.vc.shawcable.net |
| ban this mother fucker that hacks in star craft brood war his name is x[t]x ban him if u have the powa ban his cdkey he hacks and yeah u has stack hack and map hack and more.. |
| #85 what agan?[137951] |
| h24-78-34-4.vc.shawcable.net |
| oooooooops switch u 2 he on second line |
| #86 steven[141355] |
| adsl-154-111-224.bct.bellsouth.net |
gggggggrrrrrrr give me all ur hacks lol
|
| #87 rj[143292] |
| cache-ntc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| how can i get hack stack |
| #88 Dekker[147070] |
| 67-51-121-146.dsl1.elk.ca.frontiernet.net |
| WHY do ppl think hacking is GAY its not... its good for ppl like me that have played forever without hacks and want some FUN ....................... hacks are not gay ppl say there gay because they either cant find them.. or they cant get them to work.. |
| #89 Cool one[149301] |
| cache-ntc-ab07.proxy.aol.com |
| yeah man i played this game forever and need fun where do you get those hacks anyway |
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