| #1 Jaood[129679] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| You said I could have first comment =[ |
| #2 Kunnun[129680] |
| user-24-214-49-50.knology.net |
| Nice! |
| #3 .HeeroYuy.[129681] |
| ny-chicagostreet5b-201.buf.adelphia.net |
| Nice read :]. |
| #4 Some_God[129682] |
| 0-2pool3-111.nas19.new-york2.ny.us.da.qwest.net |
You inspire me CB
Cheers,
~SG~ |
| #5 UraniumAnchor[129684] |
| 216-38-53-60.ip.amisp.net |
| Three gold reports in a row, let's keep the momentum going, eh? :p |
| #6 ZerG~LinG[129685] |
| p425-023.ppp.get2net.dk |
1ssssssssssttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
Ach, nm |
| #7 andaca[129686] |
| ool-4353591e.dyn.optonline.net |
| one of the most difficult things to do is to kill off a high lvl dh or mk with a mask of death..this proved it very very well.... |
| #8 Kunnun[129687] |
| user-24-214-49-50.knology.net |
| ZerG~LinG this is the first time i beat you to the punch :L |
| #9 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[129688] |
| aas2-1.rrcnet.com |
| has anyone else noticed the bug where feral spirit wolves look really really small like IN THAT PICTURE? |
| #10 ElPerdedor[129689] |
| pm698-35.dialip.mich.net |
| Really good report. The pictures were beautiful, they show what a big difference a decent resolution can make. What are your settings? |
| #11 ZerG~LinG[129690] |
| p425-023.ppp.get2net.dk |
Time, die.
Another great report CB!
The game was absolutely fab, and clean writing just made me weep of pure unadultrated joy. Bah, i cant spell that.
Anyway, 9. This is looking to be a great series.
Go Halp Halp! |
| #12 Blarg[129691] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
Made me laugh out loud plenty of times and that's rare. :)
Cutout is the worst possible thing you can do to a screenshot though. |
| #13 Psyonic_Reaver[129692] |
| 2Cust26.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
Wow we only played this game last night and he cranked it out. It was a good game to say the least. Now Hurt and I are 1-1
(Well, 1-2 I should say, but that one game where I was UD doesnt count because I hate them with all my heart and soul)
GJ CB! |
| #14 Agent_of_Sol[129693] |
| d101.hallowell01.swarthmore.edu |
Really nice!
Sweet work CB, thanks a lot! |
| #15 TIME[129694] |
| aas1-1.rrcnet.com |
| wtf that was a real question =( |
| #16 UraniumAnchor[129695] |
| 216-38-53-60.ip.amisp.net |
| Yes, but you're a real idiot, so nobody is going to be nice to you and answer the question. :D |
| #17 Jaood[129696] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| in most european countries psyonicXsmurf is an aphrodisiac for steam tanks ;) |
| #18 Psyonic_Reaver[129697] |
| 2Cust26.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
Go to hell Jaood. =p
And take those steam tanks with you.....Along with that Blasted MK.
MK's MUST BE NERF'D!
^^ le gg Hurt. |
| #19 Some_God[129698] |
| 0-2pool29-172.nas18.new-york2.ny.us.da.qwest.net |
| The 2nd to last pic was gay :D |
| #20 Some_God[129700] |
| 0-2pool29-172.nas18.new-york2.ny.us.da.qwest.net |
| Wow already a front page hook-up??? Mark4 is getting more active these days... |
| #21 Mr.Puddles[129702] |
| netcache-2001.public.lawson.webtv.net |
| Wow. That about sums it up. |
| #22 ZeaL[129703] |
| proxy.ia3.marketscore.com |
| Lol, isnt it wierd that Hurt uses Gyrphons in EVERY game? |
| #23 Planetkilr[129704] |
| Metc-07-159.rh.ncsu.edu |
| Nicely done. =] |
| #24 HurtnTime[129705] |
| c-66-177-168-148.se.client2.attbi.com |
Zeal, I am a one strat wonder. ok? lol. I do different stuff a lot but if I play you, I will definitely make gryphons.
If you watch the game you will notice I played a 2 hero army most of the game.
~CB~ you are incredible; kick butt report and excellent humor.
Psyonic, you have terrible memory. We are not 1-2. We've easily played 7-8 games. gg btw - man I think that level 9 MK is the badest hero I've ever had. He single handledly destroyed an entire army late in the game.
- HurtnTime |
| #25 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[129706] |
| aas2-5.rrcnet.com |
| isnt it weird human players HAVE TO use gryphons in EVERY game because they are overpowereD?? =-/ |
| #26 Valek[129707] |
| ip68-98-252-214.lu.dl.cox.net |
| Wow..that 2nd-to-last pic IS kinda gay.. |
| #27 TM[129708] |
| 65.120.150.5 |
| i like eggs. |
#28  [129711] |
| 203.98.135.2 |
| this is badass |
| #29 Flash of Death[129713] |
| ppp396-mfe.tiagris.net |
| Hurt, is your strategy just to harrass with heroes till you can launch a suprise attack with mass gryphons? |
| #30 Daggoth[129714] |
| pool-141-150-138-86.mad.east.verizon.net |
Hey, wait-a-minute..
TIME has a point, those wolves ARE really small in that picture.
=/ |
| #31 Flash of Death[129719] |
| ppp396-mfe.tiagris.net |
| I dont have the game so I wouldnt know, I would have answered... |
| #32 CrackHeadJeb - Rater Without a Tag[129720] |
| PCC1-6.iats.missouri.edu |
Achieves your usual standard of excellence, ~CB~.
I was going to toss a 9 on this, but the only thing that would do at this point would be to slightly drag down your Lifetime Rating. So all I'm going to say is that you've done a hell of a job.
-CHJ |
| #33 DarkRider[129722] |
| proxy.integrity.com |
what's new.
Another excellent report by da ~CB~
ANGEL'S WON WEEEEE |
| #34 Psyonic_Reaver[129724] |
| 1Cust20.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
| Giants were suppose to darnit!! |
| #35 Dino Din[129725] |
| dynamic-025-080.zoomtown.uc.edu |
| pretty good. Excellent game, your humor got annoying though. It's like your forcing it down my throat. |
| #36 CattleBruiser-Rater[129728] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
I R BABOON.
|
| #37 Flash of Death[129729] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| I R BABOON TOO! |
| #38 Jaood[129730] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| I WANT BE BABOON R TOO! |
| #39 Some_God[129731] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| SHUTAP U CANT B BABOON DEY ARe BABOONS! TOO MANY BABOONS! |
| #40 UraniumAnchor[129732] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| I R LIKE TO RAPE OLD HALPLESS PEEPLE HEHE! |
| #41 Psyonic_Reaver[129733] |
| 1Cust20.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
| Your just sick. |
| #42 Zerg~Ling[129734] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| ER HELLO I AM R GaY ANd UH YEAH HEHE! |
| #43 Psyonic_Reaver[129735] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| HEY URANIUM CAN I R HELP YOU RAP OLD PPL TOO! |
| #44 Kunnun[129736] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| YAH ME TOO I GAY AND STUPID TOO HEHEHHE |
| #45 andaca[129737] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| ONE TIME I SAW A CAT LYING ON DA STREET ANd I PicKED HIM UP AND SHOVD HiM UP My AsS HEHEe! |
| #46 Blarg[129738] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| HALO I STUPAD AND I LIKE To SHiT ON OLD PPL HEADS AND THHEN I STICK MY 1 INCHY PENUS UP DEIR BUTT HOLES HEHEHHE |
| #47 Dino Din[129739] |
| 61.190.27.27 |
| I LIKE TO TALKE SMERT BUT I AM NOT BECAUSE I GOT A dUMB HED AND I STUPID |
| #48 ElectronicMage[129741] |
| cache-dg01.proxy.aol.com |
CB great report flawless I have had the honor of playng with smurf and jaood and they own me so bad it just lowerd my value as a human in general hope you all will read my upcoming report it has jaood and cb in it now that I am done being a whore and advertiseing on cb's comment section.
GG
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| #49 scn[129742] |
| c-24-245-64-84.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| comments 38-49. wow. just wow. all of you die |
| #50 Dr3vil[129743] |
| 199.111.72.171 |
Dahamn, good game + good humor = CB report
A mean no hyperbole and dramatize only for the sake of personal attention when I say Cattle Bruiser has ushered in a new golden age of BRing.
I haven't visited this site this much since Drefsab's monday night Starcraft (WTF happend to him anyways?), only those had a contest, I want a contest.
Wouldn't happen under Halp Halp productions, you need something a little snazier, something without a gay light blue backround, but simple enough to crank out 2-4 a month.
I know the last thing you need is another bitch bitching about the font and backround, but what the f-k kind of color is light blue anyway? Honestly... |
| #51 Joe.Smurf[129744] |
| x130-65-212-53.sjsu.edu |
:)
-joe |
| #52 AHintOfLemon[129746] |
| 197.mel0308.mel.iprimus.net.au |
Great report. The most interesting game in a War3 report recently. Solid writing.
You can actually build 5 1/3 grunts in the time it takes to make an arbiter. :P |
| #53 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[129747] |
| 209.234.157.161 |
| THE WOLVES ARE TOO SMALL, I CANT BELIEVE ONLY 2 PEOPLE NOTICED THIS! JUST LOOK ATH THE FREAKY FRIGGEN PICTURE! THE WOLVES ARE TOO SMALL! TOO SMALL!!! TOO SMALL!!!!*Breaks into tears* |
#54  [129749] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
Thanks for all the comments, folks!
I took the screenshoot when the wolves were small for the throwaway joke about Fetal Wolves. It's not a big deal.
#38-49, your mindless drivel has the same IP address on it and if you think it's incredibly clever of you to fool us with your name-stealing, then you need to be shot before you lower our collective intelligence through association.
I like blue. |
| #55 EldritchEvil[129755] |
| nr11-216-196-185-117.fuse.net |
I'm going to embody the argumentive spirit of this site now:
RED is better than BLUE. |
| #56 The Wise One[129756] |
| 170.211.33.155 |
| easy 10 |
| #57 Lieutenant[129759] |
| adsl-67-39-5-131.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
This report has some of the best war3 screenshots around here
*_* |
| #58 Psychochild[129762] |
| 168.184.78.11 |
| Great report, but I thought the last one was funnier. I didn't snort once. |
| #59 Mr.Puddles[129766] |
| netcache-2001.public.lawson.webtv.net |
Yo, CB. Could you make another report, and post it under my name? Thanks!
=] |
#60  [129767] |
| ares.tdsb.on.ca |
hahaha good stuff, 9
i wna be in a cb br :[ |
| #61 JLW[129770] |
| AC895DB6.ipt.aol.com |
Did you take those zoomed out pics with the map editor?
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| #62 TSUNAMI[129772] |
| 209.234.157.161 |
I want to be unbanned. I like blue. Time, you are in my mind stupid as well as gay, now that I know you don't know how the "Fetal Wolves" screenshot was taken.
|
| #63 TSUNAMI[129773] |
| 209.234.157.161 |
| Ummm to my great chagrin, I see that in Jaood's comment section Prozerran thinks that I am Time. I will try to refrain from Time-Flaming, not labeling myself as a Time smurf in the way SG does. I humbly humbly humbly suggest that I be unbanned. |
| #64 [129775] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
JLW, yes.
Tsunami, no one in the comments section has the power to unban you, so requesting it in everyone's comments won't do any good. As it's been suggested in the past, e-mail the webmaster with your concerns. |
| #65 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[129782] |
| 209.234.157.161 |
| Oh, but Tsunami=some_god=TIME is not on YOUR SIDE! mwahahahhaghasghsdfhjsdfhj keep him BANNED for life, as I am t.t |
#66  [129792] |
| dhcp065-025-098-203.neo.rr.com |
| Nice game; nice report, and I KNEW Hurt would work in steam tanks at some point, heh heh |
| #67 IcE-Inforcer[129796] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
Omg SnowSquall aint dead of old age? Wasn't he kidnapped or somfin??
Jk
-IcE- |
| #68 pansito[129800] |
| edtntnt2-port-291.dial.telus.net |
Whoa, CB is so good he can make a dirty joke without meaing to...
In the Early Game section, he writes:
"While the lumberjack peon switches gears and works on his erection..."
LOL |
| #69 EMS[129802] |
| 143.229.67.249 |
Nice, I just started playing WC3 and I feel like I have abandoned BW.
This was a great report I found the Map annalysis especially useful because I just started playing. Could you do this for another map (I know they are larger, and it would be a pain but it would be most appreciated). However, some of the strategy annalysis was confusing. You said that the orc player was rushing level 3 farsight, but I didn't see him use it once in the report. I only saw CL and wolves.
GJ tho, you still have the best current reports on this site,
EMS |
| #70 BallisticNewbie[129805] |
| bgm-66-24-140-180.stny.rr.com |
| Heh I thought I was the only one that noticed that. Oughta be a quote. |
| #71 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[129806] |
| 209.234.157.160 |
| shut up #70, u damn pervert. You know erection can mean other goddam things. Look it up, kid. |
| #72 Some guy[129807] |
| nightfall04.student.uit.no |
| VERY nice, hysterically funny report. I'm sitting here in the comp laugh screaming with laughter... lying over the keyboard actually. |
| #73 2e722[129815] |
| cache211.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg |
#72 i suppose he was just joking...eh? who would put 3 skill points in farsight when other skills like Cl or FETAL WOLVES roxor?
Peace |
| #74 EMS[129816] |
| 143.229.67.249 |
#75 thanks, I don't know enough about the game to know that, guess I better get playin,
EMS |
| #75 pansito[129824] |
| edtntnt13-port-62.dial.telus.net |
#72: Read the context of my message again. I specifally implied that CB did not realize this when he wrote it. It's just a two-second laugh. Not like I was rushing off to the bathroom with hand lotion after I read that.
Then again, you're TIME. Argruments are useless against you. |
| #76 TSUNAMI[129839] |
| 130.94.106.231 |
| #77: hahaha made me laugh. |
| #77 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[129852] |
| 130.94.123.189 |
| still, you are a pervert for thinking that. Shame. SHAAAAAAAAAAAME |
| #78 Some_God[129863] |
| dialup-209.246.87.231.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| Shut up TIME... And we all thought you died ... too bad ... "SHAAAAAAAAAAAME" |
| #79 Mr.Puddles[129865] |
| netcache-2001.public.lawson.webtv.net |
| Some_God and TIME should mud wrestle to see whose better. =P |
| #80 ElectonicMage[129866] |
| cache-dg01.proxy.aol.com |
CB god=nuff said
I am not saying fuxing cheers
ElectronicMage |
| #81 [130040] |
| ares.tdsb.on.ca |
i think ur giving cb too much credit to think he didnt give a manly giggle at "erection"
i thot it was obvious it was a joke : |
| #82 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130061] |
| 209.234.157.160 |
| what the hell does a manly giggle sound like? o_O |
| #83 about farsight[130138] |
| mnet-baca244-13-199.monarch.net |
i spend points in farsight all the time..FS dosn't have enough mana for feral spirits(fetal spirits) and chain lighning, so i just put a point in fetal for creeping and such
my PO for FS
fetal
chain
chain
far sight
chain
far sight/quake(dependin on how open the base is)
far sight/quake
and then whatever you didn't get
i suck at warcraft, so ill shut up now |
| #84 BlademasterNeo[130602] |
| p355.hamo.socket.net |
| Awesome report... I'm still laughing at the Ernest Joe Williams Saw Mill references. Classic! Halp Halp productions r0xx0r5!!11!1 (I hate 733t so much... but yet I can't help but mock it) |
| #85 Psyonic_Reaver[148134] |
| 0-1pool9-244.nas3.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net |
| I'm still riding high that I was acutally in a CB report. Glee! |
| #86 SolidSnake_mgs[161905] |
| pool-70-17-213-110.balt.east.verizon.net |
| this is my actual screen name on battle net. Someone /w me or chat with me on bnet :) |
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