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#1 ThePalisade[124828]
s20.dial1.pro.nac.net
Here she is boys. Enjoy.
#2 Maximus216[124829]
s20.dial1.pro.nac.net
I am proud to be in a report. *Tear*

Vote Sven for Rater!!!!

#3 mulla-the-bum[124832]
spider-we043.proxy.aol.com
3rd
#4 nonimperatorp[124833]
h002078ccd7eb.ne.client2.attbi.com
this is just odd. and it has a purple background.
#5 C_Time[124835]
CPE3438373735393633.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wow, u must really have tons of time on ur hands



#6 willwinforfood[124836]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
i choked on my food when i saw the picture of you taking the girl into your car. rofll3.
#7 Ender[124837]
24-90-17-169.si.rr.com
pick prettier girl plz
thx
#8 EldritchEvil[124838]
nr11-216-196-186-52.fuse.net
*applause*
#9 Redemption6[124840]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
This is not bullshit :D its funny, but how is it a battle? i cou ld see ur lego report as a battle..
#10 Gojky[124843]
schefflera-slingshot.itee.uq.edu.au
I loved this, Hurrah! ThePalisade for rater. ;P
#11 willwinforfood[124847]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
the girl struggled while being stalked..it just ..wasnt..shown. yeesss..
#12 demon_blade3[124851]
dsc06.ivn-ca-2-136.rasserver.net
14, dammit so close yet so far. and i even read the report before posting
#13 demon_blade3[124852]
dsc06.ivn-ca-2-136.rasserver.net
did you steal my "thanking luckynewbie:p for motivating me" or did you start it first. dammit you copyrighted everything

#14 MiSt[124853]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
Make ThePalisade a rater... this was funny and innovative ^^
#15 -zX-Ravage-[124855]
12-230-6-193.client.attbi.com
omfg lol
#16 stonecoldnewbie[124860]
c-24-118-93-33.mn.client2.attbi.com
ok
1. this report sucked. you are all a bunch of ugly dorks with way too much free time. i mean wow. but hey i did find that first girl (not the stalked girl, yuck) fairly attractive. PS: it wasnt funny

2. time shut the fuck up and kill yourself


#17 if this gets gold[124864]
proxy.ia2.marketscore.com
I'll shoot someone.

It wasn't funny.

But hey, your lego report.. That's a keeper ;]



#18 ZerG~LinG[124867]
p405-062.ppp.get2net.dk
Hehehehehehe.
Nice "report" :)
Maybe a bit short, and some action pics with the girl kicking your friend in the balls (obviously for looking that weird) would be nice.
I like people with too much spare time :o Without people like that, the rest of us wouldn't have anything to laugh at ^^
Not as good as the Lego battle, I would rather see another lego thing than a second stalker report.
Should get a 6 :]




#19 mattzarella[124869]
114.99.73.24.cfl.rr.com
this wasn't funny at all, nor was it informative

this should not only get a one but be deleted, it has no use to this site whatsoever

#20 IBashar[124870]
coyotte-e.insat.com
Not much fun but fair anyway : a girl with such pants DESERVES it.
#21 ThePalisade[124872]
s2.dial1.pro.nac.net
Anyone ever heard of Play Mobile?
#22 Epoch[124873]
ool-182f03f2.dyn.optonline.net
The gayness warning... rofl. Must be hard to be so creative when your dead ^^...

Palisade for rater! That way Time can get more 1s!

And... Who's mother/sister/aunt/grandmother was that? I find it hard to believe you convinced a total stranger to do this ^^

6 (Fair rating) - 5 (insult)= your rating (+1 if that was a total stranger)





#23 willwinforfood[124876]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
TIME is not on YOUR SIDE: the rater position lost its value once you learned the replay pw.
#24 Imrahil[124878]
1Cust14.tnt1.virginia.mn.da.uu.net
Um, do you think, as professional stalkers, you would allow the whole world to see your license plates to one of your cars? Well, if I ever see a New York plate following me, I'll just laugh and know who it is.

The first girl was the saving grace of this report: she was pretty attractive.
#25 DarkRider[124879]
198.134.2.2
lol@time whining about the rating positions losing all respect

Amusing report.
#26 Maximus216[124880]
syr-66-24-36-23.twcny.rr.com
1) Yes, the first chick is cute as hell
2) All the guies aren't that bad looking (I mean come on...I am one of them)
3) People who take the site name (battlereports) to literal...deserve to wake up dead
4) And the most important note...That IS Dragonsvens real face. Makes conversations hard, but you get used to it.
#27 DarkRider[124888]
198.134.2.2
2ndly am I the only one who thinks both chicks are ugly?
#28 Timid[124889]
adsl-64-166-211-23.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
2nd
Both are ugly
#29 ThePalisade[124898]
s17.dial1.pro.nac.net
#33, #34, and Time...I could care less what you think, you jackass, random newb, dumb shits. You're all probably nerdy faggots who compare all the women you meet to the porn you get off of the Internet. Never comment on any of my reports again. Thanks.
#30 willwinforfood[124902]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
i found the chick they "stalked" to be cute. *shrug*
#31 IcE-Inforcer[124914]
Timmins5-119.nt.net
Give it up palisade, u wont get ratership if u keep on asking for it like this. Or wait, as I said a few months back, u might get it when u get up to "why I should be a rater 47".

Seriously tho u got skill use it well, child of bhaal. (been playing too much Baldur's gate")
#32 violet[124929]
syr-24-161-122-7.twcny.rr.com
Alright. Reading through these comments and how everyone's bashing ThePalisade for not having a life or something for coming up w/this stalking thing.. is shit. What kind of a life do all of you have if all you have to is sit here and bash what he does w/his?

Who gives a shit what any of us looked like? I mean come on. You people sound like some real superficial jackasses, looks don't matter that much, especially for something like this. Get a grip.

-The photographer/muscle in Crew #1 in the mad phat skull shirt. :P
#33 jd[124931]
12-246-186-164.client.attbi.com
before you go raggin on how someone else looks, go post a pic of yourself.
#34 leb[124932]
Ottawa-ppp110622.sympatico.ca
Erm, this wasn't too funny if you ask me. Since you seem like you have some time on your hands, maybe you should only make 1 "report", but an awesome one that will make us roll on the floor laughing our ass off? :)
#35 BoredAtWork[124955]
199.181.136.8
Semi-funny, but God damn all these kids are goofy looking. Specially the blonde with the giant nose.
#36 stonecoldnewbie[124997]
c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com
hahah, oh man time actually owned someone on comment 32. ive seen it all now. ps: this report still sucks
#37 [125010]
12-222-16-5.client.insightBB.com
I give this a 5, mostly cause I'm angry I spent so much time reading it, waiting for it to get better the whole time
#38 ThePalisade[125014]
s17.dial1.pro.nac.net
Sorry Johnny, I'll put more effort into the next one. =]
#39 [125228]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
5.5 - 6 for the novelty & effort.

Cheers,
~CB~
#40 Some_God[125445]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
HAHHAHA these comments are so funny especially #35 .. hes got a point too
#41 LuckyNewbie:P[125860]
dialup-209.245.15.123.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
its amazing to see such a purty girl in all you ugly people. oh yeah, its was funny too. even without my quote. fucker!

make another

oh yeah, what state is that? massachusetts? the plants look familiar [i visit there occassionally]
#42 Cowboy_bebop[126356]
ool-182ea37a.dyn.optonline.net
i dont really think sven is trying to get rater out of these but doesnt have a title :)


i give it a six because you went to wendys = ownage



See you space cowboy....
Cowboy_bebop
#43 MarquisDeSade[126443]
h-66-134-39-98.MCLNVA23.covad.net
This was more entertaining than most of the reports here. Ignore the virgins looking for stroke material complaining about the girls, they were cute enough. The report was funny.

Marq
#44 demon_blade3[126555]
dsc06.ivn-ca-1.rasserver.net
what's funny is that TIME was actually talking some sense. my urge to kill him went down a little......but then again......



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