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#1 marko12[124720]
95.charlotte-06rh15rt.nc.dial-access.att.net
1st!!!! Score!!

#2 ZerG~LinG[124721]
p443-7.ppp.get2net.dk
Omg, so fast.
Just realized the border around the entire report has a few holes at the corners, will try to straighten that out :o
#3 Decay[124722]
206.10.109.80
AHAHAHAHAA 3RD ON A ZERG~LING REPORT!!!!

*orgasm*

#4 Epoch[124724]
ool-182f03f2.dyn.optonline.net
4th
Now to read
OMG that sounded so cliche

#5 mattzarella[124726]
114.99.73.24.cfl.rr.com
man thios amp tshit is powerful stuff

#6 Drintr[124728]
034.t66-60-184.sub-27.surewest.net
Oh great, I sent you the wrong version and broke the comment section.....
#7 badme[124729]
pcp01773918pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
9th. Excellent job Ling, as usual.
#8 HawkingStephen[124730]
mkc-65-26-24-145.kc.rr.com
Top 10, you cock gobbling shitholes!
#9 Decay[124732]
206.10.109.80
Wow, the urge to go buy War3 just keeps getting stronger after I read reports like this, or blarg's, or Dial's. You people are gonna end up costing me 50 bucks.... DAMN YOU ALL!
Heh, great work though, keep it up!


BTW, since no one else said it, you put this under SC, not War3. :/

~Decay





#10 Drintr[124733]
034.t66-60-184.sub-27.surewest.net
Ling, I just sent you the right edited version. Dunno if you want to repost, but if you do...
#11 ZerG~LinG[124736]
p443-7.ppp.get2net.dk
Tnx Drintr.
I dont need to report, cuz Fileread is my bitch.
Gw screwing up the comments btw :(
Hope someone with edit powa comes along.


#12 non-imperatorP[124737]
h002078ccd7eb.ne.client2.attbi.com
"IMO there simply IS NO IMBALANCE in Warcraft 3."
People said the same thing about starcraft 1.0.0. They were wrong.
#13 ZerG~LinG[124738]
p443-7.ppp.get2net.dk
The only slight imbalance there was (in the items) were corrected in 1.02. So far atleast :)
#14 LuckyNewbie:P[124739]
dialup-65.58.58.10.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
10 for report with all things good
-3 for not letting me proofread
+2 for the sentence "not one, not three, but TWO exciting games"
+2 for using photoshop and da weaver
-1 for having poor mini-map pictures
-1 for bevels without a "buffer zone"
-1 for text colors and fonts
+2 for having explanations of abilities
-1 for poor way of presenting explanation of abilities
+1 for report background around the perimeter
-1 for report background with the text on it
-1 for report background / picture background agreement
+1 for warcraft3
+2 for that one beer and airhostess joke
-2 for having all links not open in another window


what number this comes out to, i dont know

break it down for you

the writing was bad, but thats because drintr rocks at sending correct files. still, it was a jump up from your last report.

(continued... i think)










#15 LuckyNewbie:P[124740]
dialup-65.58.58.10.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
(continued... 1000 character owns me)

the pictures were (sorry to say) pretty bad as well. i mean... it just looked ugly with the constantly changing backgrounds.

i guess i was expecting breeze quality or something.
it looked like you were trying to show off l337 photoshop skillz instead of covering the action.
middle of the road pictures + unrevised writing = no 9
#16 LuckyNewbie:P[124741]
dialup-65.58.58.10.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
okay, what the fuck

i know i typed this out correctly, but copy and paste ROCKS ME

i meant to say
"report formula:"
"lemme break it down for you"
"no 10, maybe no 9 even"
#17 Blarg[124743]
h00045af32ef5.ne.client2.attbi.com
Ling, I think you want to use cellpadding=0 and cellspacing=0 on all the tables to get rid of the white stuff. If either of those variables are modified or undefined, the table widths are NOT displayed properly.
#18 ZerG~LinG[124745]
p443-7.ppp.get2net.dk
Lucky: If you think my text is a pain, try reading your own comments, eheh. Damn confusing :o
Oh yeah the above +2,-8+7 thing is 9 :o
And about the pics, im prolly switching to the more "clean" style of a simple white/gray border on black bg. I was just testing a bunch of stuff with these pics.
And not only is the "clean" look more professional to look at, but also a lot quicker to do :P
And next time I'll be sure to let u proffread so you wont be bitching about that :o

Blarg: i will try :)
#19 Aeluin[124751]
spider-mtc-tj042.proxy.aol.com
Great br 8) i enjoyed reading it keep it up man. u get a 10 fer this
#20 Redemption6[124756]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
I have to agree with newbie. zergling, youre obviously known for giving great reports, but ur past ones have been much better than this. The color of the TEXT showed me that this report was kinda sloppily put together. The pictures didn't show enough of the action, rather it just kinda zoomed in on like 3 units. Your first game had mediocre writing, the second game just fell apart. 8, maybe a low 9.
#21 Corpus[124766]
AC8A070B.ipt.aol.com
Best WCIII report to date? Maybe close one.
#22 White Craker[124767]
irontnt-1-69.dialup.enter.net
Dont listen to them ling.... i think this br kick ass...
^^
#23 DarkLord[124768]
27.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca
You fucking peice of shit, smaller reporst plz to god my modem running at 45.333 bps can take your amazin reports, i get to comment on your alt text and thats it :'(

why!!!!!!!

gw on alt text :(
(eyes watering)
#24 mulla-the-bum[124773]
spider-to033.proxy.aol.com
excellent report i give it 5 thumbs up


......wouldnt it be great to have 5 thumbs
#25 iNsOm[124779]
evrtwa1-ar3-4-65-153-000.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
please categorize the reports you post properly, thanks.
#26 willwinforfood[124781]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
the backgrounds used on the pictures at the end seemed kinda random and out of place to me. but i always like your filters used on text. and yes i think cellpadding owns you. ;/

peace,

-wwff
#27 [sCV][124783]
203.202.160.5
photoshop is MY bitch thank you very much.
#28 demon_blade3[124785]
dsc05.ivn-ca-2-187.rasserver.net
lucky, look at the pics in my br then look at ling's. you'll see how "ugly" his pics are.
#29 SiG.[124787]
AC8AD3CA.ipt.aol.com
I still think LiNg owns. but he doesnt talk to me anymore ..
... *sniffle*
wherefore art thou my lingish hero.
Msh me on aim ling. Ranma050 is me.
nice report. 9!
#30 -zX-Ravage-[124792]
12-230-6-193.client.attbi.com
If you scrolled through this report and didnt read/look at pics, it would seem a lot better than if you actually sat down and tried to read it..

The pics were too "flashy".. You tried too much to get a good looking angle instead of one that showed the action better :[ Backgrounds were kinda annoying imho, if you picked one of em and used it as a theme it mighta worked better.

Still, it's better than a lot of the stuff thats been submitted lately :]

7

#31 SandTrap[124798]
bess-proxy1.kellerisd.net
Gj mister Ling, although I've very pissed that I was not mentioned in some way like you promised. Not even size 8 font in black text on a black background. I'll never become famous... *sniff* ;)

I'd give it a 10, but your lies lowered the score to a 7 :P
#32 ThePalisade[124807]
s38.dial1.pro.nac.net
rofl Ling, awesome report.
#33 DarkRider[124810]
198.134.2.2
Nice report

It looked like at the beginning of the 2nd game that the undead player didnt know how to use the lich, but he won so i guess he did alright.

IMHO their is only one way to use the lich. The lich's frost nova does cold damage which SLOWS the enemy units down. Ghouls though weaker then flies have an extremely high attack rate/damage for being the 1st unit you have. So cast frost nova on a hero. Run your ghouls to their hero and surround and kill. If they tp..you do it again and kill it on the 2nd time. The death knights aura increases the ghouls speed causing them to surround quicker. Dark Ritual allows you to cast frost nova as much as you like(with necro's casting raise dead you cast it on a skeleton.)

Anyways, again-nice report.
#34 Green[LotC][124812]
user-24-214-49-129.knology.net
Nice report ZerG~LinG
#35 Dialtone_[124814]
athei36-a177.otenet.gr
Best report made by a zerg unit named person ever -.-
#36 leb[124816]
Ottawa-ppp110668.sympatico.ca
This was nice.
#37 Gojky[124842]
schefflera-slingshot.itee.uq.edu.au
Yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#38 Drintr[124844]
034.t66-60-184.sub-27.surewest.net
Hmmm, I'm wondering if the first few negative reviews of this report were from people who read the unedited version. Cause it seems that once Ling updated the report to the correct edited version (sorry about sending the wrong one), all the reviews suddenly became better. Ah well...

Peace and Love,
Drintr
#39 Redemption6[124850]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
No, i read it yesterday and today, i guess people have diff opinions. And number 23, its the critisizing that counts to the author, because it allows him/her to improve. Praising him does nothing, yes this was a great report, but there is always going to be some kind of error. By allowing the author to expound on that error, he can become a better writer.
#40 Drintr[124856]
034.t66-60-184.sub-27.surewest.net
Err, praising does quite a bit for the author. First it shows the author what he did well on the br, and second it encourages the author to possibly write another report. If someone were to recieve nothing but criticism and flames on a report they had written, I doubt they would be inspired to write again. Unless of course your TimeIsNotOnYourSide.

Peace and Love,
Drintr
#41 DarkLord[124857]
18.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca
success it worked!!! it worked!!! great pics great text great work
#42 ZerG~LinG[124866]
p405-062.ppp.get2net.dk
"Best report made by a zerg unit named person ever"
T_T
Anyway tnx for all the positive (and less positive) comment.
Have mercy on my second language soul :(
As mentioned earlier I'll try to cut the enourmeous overuse of effects in the next report, which will be VERY different :P
Hopefully for the better.
And tnx to redemtion for some constructive stuff :o It really is what you need as and author (as a comment to #42).

And WOOT SiG. where the fuck hvae you been?
Get on Warcraft 3 now, I dont have AiM cuz it makes you weird.
#43 Epoch[124875]
ool-182f03f2.dyn.optonline.net
ROFL! I just read through the alt-text (I always forget =<). I got a quote in there ^^... I even remember where it was from ^^
#44 IcE-Inforcer[124913]
Timmins5-119.nt.net
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

10 for being (aparently) a good report.

-5 cuz my comp wont load pix.
-5 cuz this 133 piece of shit comp made the font 3 sizes bigger (1 or 2 sizes, i dunno).

i need my good comp.
#45 ZerG~LinG[124968]
p456-13.ppp.get2net.dk
Ok, someone plis rate this :(
We need more raters tt
#46 ZerG~LinG[124991]
p456-13.ppp.get2net.dk
Dag, we need you
#47 leb[125007]
Ottawa-ppp123149.sympatico.ca
This is the reason why I don't even want to START my next battlereport. 2 days (?) and still no rating...
#48 [125009]
12-222-16-5.client.insightBB.com
I give it a nine, without reading the 2nd report on the page, cause I am lazy.
#49 Joe.Smurf[125019]
63.174.196.30
rofl , jhonny rate my reports :)

anyway tough crowd, good report ling the pic style kinda reminds me of testosterone, excet the pics could have portrayed a bit more action, my suggestion would be to make them bigger and less frequent.


quality not quantity i guess, but thats all . Good report


-joe
#50 ZerG~LinG[125102]
p412-077.ppp.get2net.dk
When JV is the only active rater, something isn't right :)
Tnx JV btw.
#51 Decay[125105]
206.10.109.68
LinG, you would make a pretty decent rater....

=o
#52 Amoeba_Boy[125111]
spider-tl033.proxy.aol.com
thats what i keep saying

Anyway, this report pwned. Text was a little small on my comp though.

9 for great br
-1 for tiny text
+1 for using me in an alt text

Sorry for using that gay rating format thing, ill never do it again
#53 Blitzkreig_[125229]
dialup-63.214.8.36.Dial1.Seattle1.Level3.net
hi LING <3 gosu report, although i also have a 56k bu this time, it thinks it's a 28.8 TT so i havn't read it yete, i'll prolly just go over to tom_browkah's house cause he has a gosu modem.

one more thing,
you were supposed to report me n sandy boy's game caus eteh meat wagon micro was so gosu, at least make a mini report in a normal report on it or something... ^_^_^
#54 BOBBY357[125237]
cache-mtc-ak09.proxy.aol.com
Great report. Pics and games were good, especially the 2nd one. BTW all, BallistaCraft = Zileas :).
#55 ZerG~LinG[125244]
p415-088.ppp.get2net.dk
The old school boys rate my report now that dag is gone so np :)
#56 ZerG~LinG[125245]
p415-088.ppp.get2net.dk
AND BTW
I FUXING OWNS THIS ZILAES GUY!
#57 ZerG~LinG[125251]
p415-088.ppp.get2net.dk
Ok, you can forget whatever u wrote in the end, since im making a new br withing the next 2 weeks, starring some NH regulars.
Catch me on BNet under the nick: AzurReiZ
#58 IcE-Inforcer[125269]
proxy.ord.marketscore.com
Awesome... it worked... kickass shit. Now to read heheh.
#59 CrackHeadJeb - Rater Assman Extreme[125374]
alteon-pcc1.iats.missouri.edu
Hrm, I found the text in the second game slightly tougher to read.

Must.... not.... conform.... gah!

9.

-CHJ
#60 ZerG~LinG[125391]
p460-90.ppp.get2net.dk
Wow, CHJ is back :o
Rater assman extreme baby!
#61 Freque[125541]
sdn-ap-007caburbP0249.dialsprint.net
god zergling, you rule :)

9
#62 ZerG~LinG[125557]
p404-073.ppp.get2net.dk
:o tnx Freque ;)
#63 Benjip[125956]
216.218.73.58
U DA LING! Nice report! Looking forward to playing u in War3!
#64 ZerG~LinG[126441]
p404-083.ppp.get2net.dk
Hey, what nick u playing under Benjib?
#65 [126542]
HSE-Toronto-ppp135331.sympatico.ca
god damn why is IamBLUE so newb??? 1st of all only huntresses.... anyone can do that and 2nd only 1 hero? WTF?
o yeah and alucard..... fiends.... WTF? umm and still building ghouls after 40 mins WOW THATS GOOD LMAO
#66 baSes[126643]
nr2-216-196-139-26.fuse.net
it would b sick if u posted this n warcraft 3 and not starcraft



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