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#1 BattleScarz[124429]
host-65-81-212-57.mem.bellsouth.net
1st.

Good read. Always funny to see someone use some skill and be blamed for hacking. That's the way it seems in Blizzard games nowadays. Skill=Hacking

#2 Blarg[124430]
h00045af32ef5.ne.client2.attbi.com
#1, The only "skill" I displayed in this game was knowing where he would expand! But in the end, that was the only skill that mattered... Thanks for the compliments. :)

Incidentally, I used fileread for this (and it works like a charm) because my password at the report center for Blarg-Elfkiller continues to not work. If any admins could please reset it or email it to the address on the account, I would be very very grateful. =/

Or just give me assurance that I won't be banned/maligned/etc for creating a Blarg account. :)



#3 Puma[124431]
dpmd-adsl.demon.co.uk
Hello boys! I'm back...

This was a slick report, nice pictures, great backgrounds and few errors. Great read, keep up the good work.

~Puma~



#4 Awe6[124434]
12-232-217-51.client.attbi.com
Exceptional report, everything was there, everything was in the right place. It even goes beyond just *being there* with your narrative of the report.

Creative. 8-9 Easily.

#5 Narcotik[124435]
dialups-781.palmer.mtaonline.net
ahh good ol' "hacker reports".. who says this isnt like starcraft..
#6 Sargaras[124437]
AC9219A7.ipt.aol.com
i like it, its 6;30 am, i'm dead tired.
but the text was easy and pics nice yo the eyes.

the only tower rush i like was when
we rush 3v3 and a ork teamate brought 3 peons.
as the opponents TP to base , a huge fight fallows.
meanwhile the peons builts tower in his base.









#7 Ender[124438]
24-90-17-169.si.rr.com
i have a question and i know this should be on the forum so shut up plz -_-;;

anyway what does the lvl for the player mean anyway? is it a bootleg way of comparing records?

#8 mick[124445]
1Cust193.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net
I'm a lvl 9 mick.
#9 Imrahil[124448]
1Cust95.tnt2.virginia.mn.da.uu.net
Finally good to see a few decent reports these days! I thought the fanfic was bad, but this spamming that has been going on, atrocious.

Blarg, I enjoyed your BR. The pics were nicely done (even if they weren't a Dag collage!) and the report read well, was laid out in a smooth manner, and was satisfying.

BTW, since when did BR.com start advertising where the quotes go?



#10 DarkRider[124451]
198.134.2.2
Nice report.
I like your style
#11 demon_blade3[124455]
dsc05.ivn-ca-1-41.rasserver.net
TiIME, being owned by some level 5's is just sad. even if THEY ARE smurfs
#12 Redemption6[124458]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Thats not fuckin true demonblade, there are level 5's that are smurfs/new accounts that can kick your ass. For example, recently halpmeh got a new account for NE. Now say he was level 5 at the time when you played him, I Guess being owned would be real sad rite?
#13 leb[124464]
Ottawa-ppp126129.sympatico.ca
Good report. Good writing and nice pix = thx.
#14 stonecoldnewbie[124465]
c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com
who are you guys
#15 Blarg[124466]
h00045af32ef5.ne.client2.attbi.com
lol :)
#16 Mooseman[124474]
135.cleveland-11-12rs.oh.dial-access.att.net
I'm guessing that it was a good report.
I have a 56k, so I didn't let the pictures load up.
From what everyone else says, good job!
#17 Alacrity[124479]
spider-mtc-tb011.proxy.aol.com
I really liek the whole scroll/parchment feeling as the backgroud/font.
#18 ZerG~LinG[124503]
p437-074.ppp.get2net.dk
Ace BR there Blarg, you're the number one War3 reporter in my book so far.
What can i say?
gosu?
leet?
rather;
make more -.-
#19 MasseMan[124530]
h40n2fls34o874.telia.com
Very good... Graphically smooth and images look good. Report a long game in this style and they will give you a 10!!
#20 Redemption6[124540]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Yea, very good, writing was nice, and the graphics fit well with the words. (is ttboy like ACTIVE now? holy shit!) this was pretty much a med-high 8 to 9. As masse man said, report longer games or more games in each report, and you'll get a 10 :D O yea, one thing bugged me though, that was (1) you kinda took ur frustruation out on battlereports.com rather then handle it with the guy, and (2) i personally think background shouldn't look like they're repeating. (look wat wwc3's bg in his brs) :D and like there was this blank space every lie 600 pixels or so and it was annoying as hell :D.
#21 andaca[124541]
ool-4353591e.dyn.optonline.net
"High level orc players who don't tower rush are like black holes - sound theory says they exist but nobody has ever seen one"

Nice report
#22 Lieutenant[124549]
adsl-67-39-3-99.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
That was a fun read.

I like it when I don't want to stab people, and this made me not want to stab people. Thanks. =D
#23 Blarg[124551]
AC9EE68C.ipt.aol.com
Redemption6, I think the blank tiled space might be a browser problem, it doesn't look like that on any of my computers. =/ Or if you mean the way the "pages" were split up, that was intentional, sorry you don't like it. :) I'm not sure what you mean about my frustration though. I wasn't frustrated that I was accused of hacking, because it let me win the game :) so I don't see how I took anything out on br.com. I did this because 1) I personally think BRs of lamers claiming hax are always funny :) 2) I wanted to share my realization of how screwed Blizzard is trying to wade through so many BS reports to find the real ones.
#24 YoYoYo[124589]
64.39.185.185
Nice to see ZerG~LinG, the GOD of BR's, give praise to someone as being the best at WC3 reports.

Oh, and as far as how this report was, I have no idea, as it doesnt seem to want to work on this freakin' computer at my office. I'll just assume that it was good, based solely on the positive comments.
#25 doobiesnacks[124598]
c-66-56-2-206.atl.client2.attbi.com
superduper
#26 Blarg[124611]
h00045af32ef5.ne.client2.attbi.com
wow. a ZerG~LinG post AND a front page link from Mark4. /me runs off to get real war3 sk1llz for more interesting BRs. thanks guys :)
#27 IcE-Inforcer[124637]
Timmins4-204.nt.net
Wow... blarg.. way to go man. I never thought you would come back with this kind of shit. Make more.
#28 DeonDaPeon[124659]
ool-18ba5285.dyn.optonline.net
great br i really liked it u did good gl on ur next
#29 Draco2003[124664]
1Cust163.tnt1.fort-wayne.in.da.uu.net
I don't get it, i'm a level 6 orc player and i don't tower rush, didn't relize orc players rushed that much.
#30 Redemption6[124690]
216-164-223-141.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
yea, i guess i was wrong a/b the frustruation shit:D nice report too. Front page, wow!
#31 User14[124713]
spider-ntc-td082.proxy.aol.com
CHEATER
#32 Blarg[124744]
h00045af32ef5.ne.client2.attbi.com
AOL USER
#33 FeetOfStinky[124827]
host-65-168-80-77.urscorp.com
Blarg -

A quick tip... next time, follow his o-tower peons but don't attack... let him start construction of his towers. Then, waltz in and storm bolt his tower in midconstruction. Time it right, and he's out the resources for the tower instantly. Then kill the peons. :-)

BTW, I'm a lvl 9 orc-only player, and I don't tower rush.
#34 Joe.Smurf[124937]
63.174.196.30
great report man !


-joe
#35 .Praetor[125095]
216.119.2.20
Good report. First War3 report where I actually thought I knew what was going on :). Probably because of the lack of annoying creeping interludes.
#36 xXx_SuaVe[125124]
210.14.43.25
I own you bigtime...

cheesy...
#37 [125260]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Great work, I really like your writing style -- it's clear, concise, and very easy to get into without getting confused. I only wish the game had been a little more robust. 8.5.

Cheers,
~CB~
#38 Zhuti[125897]
ad4-m176.net.hinet.hr
Good report.

None the less I resent that tower rush thingy

Im a lvl 8 Orc player, and have tower rushed once ( 1 time )
in my career ( had to see how it works :p )

Its alot of lame ass Orc tower players that give us the rest
a bad name :(
#39 ...........[127744]
adsl-155-34-79.lft.bellsouth.net
I click on the link to Nightmare_911's profile and it didnt show any record at all. Did his account get reset or something?
#40 FirestormZero[128080]
1Cust51.tnt1.redmond.wa.da.uu.net
You Rocks My Socks. What more can I say, beautiful lay-out, great pics, nice captions, intelligent, witty, fun, and concise, the only reason I'm not giving a 10 was because the game itself was less than epic. Mad respect goes out to yah.
#41 Blarg[128334]
h000625638c65.ne.client2.attbi.com
LOL yeah, Nightmare_911's account got reset. The page I linked has the same quote he was using when I wrote the report. Dude tried to report me to hacks and now HE'S the one getting reset. LOL. :)
#42 candy[129836]
bgp479160bgs.summit01.nj.comcast.net
Simply ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! :)
I wish i was whereever that TR was so i could see his real face.....
#43 Blarg[131032]
cache-rh05.proxy.aol.com
What's TR ?
#44 Blarg[137209]
cache-rh05.proxy.aol.com
wtf, I swear I did not ask that question :(



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