| #1 Ruski[119434] |
| proxy.txc.net.au |
| yay first |
| #2 Ruski[119435] |
| proxy.txc.net.au |
| i read the battlereport and u didnt have anought description, u didnt actually describe what was going on also ur pics werent very good |
| #3 Ender[119436] |
| 24-168-119-41.si.rr.com |
| 2nd =( |
| #4 Ender[119437] |
| 24-168-119-41.si.rr.com |
omg what the hell is with that ending? its like you got caught doing the br in the middle of class and finished it completely.
also, in the pic with the scv scouting the exp, even though you mentioned how it was completely pointless putting it on, you still did. and what's up with that 'fake fog' on the pic? |
| #5 Lieutenant[119439] |
| adsl-64-109-106-178.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| Well, you two obviously can't spot spam if it came to life and bite you in your unsurpsingly penis-free crotch. |
| #6 Psychochild[119441] |
| 191.orlando-11-12rs.fl.dial-access.att.net |
Beginning was very strong, then it went straight to hell.
6-lowlowlowlowlowlowlow7. |
| #7 apos'trophe[119443] |
| adsl-63-200-53-2.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| wtf, u turned the navigation on the left side of the page all green. |
| #8 Lieutenant[119446] |
| adsl-64-109-106-178.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| ^_^ iz a magician |
| #9 apos'trophe[119447] |
| adsl-63-200-53-2.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
Lol, I read it, it was a pretty good report. I'd say 7.
Teh funNay!!1!111 |
| #10 dr spork[119448] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3693814.sympatico.ca |
umm..
what a piece of crap..
terrible pics that show nothing..
retarded writing, which was impossible to follow..
i read it twice and still don't know what the hell was going on..
not much better than spam..
2 |
| #11 Pr0be[119449] |
| 12-221-146-40.client.insightBB.com |
| It sucked. If you are gonna write a report it needs to have good beginning, good middle, good ending, and sweet pics. Your's had a wierd beginning, an annoying middle, no ending, and actionless pics. 4.357 |
| #12 Sovereignty[119451] |
| wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net |
| wtf? |
| #13 mattzarella[119458] |
| 93.116.26.24.cfl.rr.com |
wow, constructive commentary for once
At the beginning of the report, it appeared you had interest in the game - but it eventually faded into a horrible ending. It's obvious you know HOW to write well, but you lack the great game that encourages said writing. Next time, try a longer/more interesting game (even something along the lines of a probe battle will do ;]) and actually take the hour or two that it takes to write a gold-quality report.
As for the pictures, there's not much to say. Try colorful borders instead of erasing out parts that you don't want. It's really sore on the eyes when you have plain, bland pictures with no real color.
You've got the talent, and just don't know where to put it.
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| #14 dr spork[119460] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3695390.sympatico.ca |
hour or two to write a gold report??
takes a bit longer than that doesn't it?
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| #15 AbsoluteGeneus[119461] |
| spider-ti082.proxy.aol.com |
It made the text on the navigation green...but that was all i liked about it.
Make it blue next, blue is pretty. :} |
| #16 IcE-Inforcer[119462] |
| 209.105.210.34 |
Here's what you should do: Put more time into your brs. I usually put over 7 hours in mine. :P :P :P.
-IcE- |
| #17 Redemption6[119465] |
| 209-6-250-32.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| Report was alright, same comments as the others. Pictures weren't so good etc. |
| #18 mattzarella[119468] |
| 93.116.26.24.cfl.rr.com |
| if you really want to write a report about a game of this caliber, then yes, 1-2 hours. a good game would take a marginally larger time to write (and then do pictures, which in this case you did not) |
| #19 valkilmersucks[119470] |
| 93.116.26.24.cfl.rr.com |
ok, first of all you get a point for effort. But since it's your first time, I'll go easy on you. You should never say it's your first report, and.... enough with the legal horseshit, who gives a damn. This report would improve greatly if you clean up the pictures and make it all 'nice and colorful.' Also, tell the story to the goddamn conclusion! Otherwise, nice job.
P.S. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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| #20 moonsprochet[119471] |
| ip68-10-167-61.hr.hr.cox.net |
Stunning display of control over gayness u have unleashed the fury of ur fagness in full force into an overwhelming tornado of queerness for all to behold in terror. Br was to short but a decent first br compared to many others first br's. Horrible pics and i didnt see any alt-text either. 1-2 hrs for the report i no people who take longer to masterbate then that.
5-6 if i was in good mood |
| #21 Redemption6[119472] |
| 209-6-250-32.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| Hmm give this guy a break :D:D:D:D by the way 18 :) itz longer time, not larger ;);) haha but who cares. |
| #22 dr spork[119473] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3695390.sympatico.ca |
mattzarella ...
dude 1-2 hrs won't work for a gold report..
i think i put about 8-9 into mine..
most likely more than that...
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| #23 Amoeba_Boy[119481] |
| spider-wl062.proxy.aol.com |
| that was quite possibly the worst ending to any BR ive ever read. You said someone won and someone lost, well for gods sake i knew that would happen when i loaded the thing up. |
| #24 Pr0be[119483] |
| 12-221-146-40.client.insightBB.com |
| Matt what's wrong with a probe battle? I would give a ten to that. Then again I'm a crazed robot peon... |
| #25 mattzarella[119484] |
| 93.116.26.24.cfl.rr.com |
| maybe i just work really fast. =o |
| #26 Lieutenant[119492] |
| adsl-64-109-106-178.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| Whew. Well, that's what I get for writing a report at three in the morning. 1 at best =o |
| #27 Lieutenant[119493] |
| adsl-64-109-106-178.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| I kinda remember watching the replay. There *was* no action, at least nothing worth mentioning. And I really didn't finish it, but you can make up your own ending from the last two shots I took of the opposing forces. |
| #28 Psychochild[119499] |
| 81.orlando-21-22rs.fl.dial-access.att.net |
Wow. You didn't even finish the replay?
AND you felt you needed to report it?
That'd explain a hell of a lot. Assume the people here are idiots who cannot comprehend even the simpilest logic or have no imagination. It works for me... =0T |
#29  [119504] |
| 12-222-61-61.client.insightBB.com |
This report sucked. It was a waste of my time to read it. I'd rather read an "asdfasdfasdfasdf" report because at least then I can just click back and give it a '1' rather than wade through the garbage only to get to the end and find out it was a half-watched replay report.
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| #30 Lieutenant[119508] |
| adsl-64-109-106-178.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
Still, you're assuming I was trying to write a report. =T
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#31  [119511] |
| StCatherines-ppp109120.sympatico.ca |
| I honestly can't rate this, it doesn't work for Netscape at all. I'll try to view it on explorer somewhere sometimes, but for now, as I said, I won't be able to rate this. |
| #32 Moebius[G][119512] |
| eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us |
| Don't bother dag. |
| #33 ThePalisade[119515] |
| 170.158.213.70 |
| You guys have no sense of humor. This was hilarious. Way to be close minded. =[ At least 7. |
| #34 DarkRider[119522] |
| 198.134.2.2 |
while this report sucked it some humor in it
at least a 4 |
| #35 Amoeba_Boy[119528] |
| spider-tl054.proxy.aol.com |
| wow, a 2 is really harsh |
| #36 too many holic[119536] |
| 12-250-78-203.client.attbi.com |
10 for gosu "magic marker clean up" where scv scouts zerg and finds exp
^^ if you follow the monkey, jan would have to go to the store |
| #37 Redemption6[119537] |
| 209-6-250-32.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| yea 2 is harsh.........anything w/pics should get more then a 2 :D |
| #38 striz[119562] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
HONK
(I do think 2 is a little low, when a while ago I br-ed a disc game on text-only, and it got a 5 ^^)
HOWEVER - not a very good job, and you need to find better game. pictures - work with photoshop and you'll get better.
got the talent - now USE the talent. |
| #39 Lieutenant[119568] |
| adsl-64-109-106-178.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
Nice to know not everyone hates me. o_O;
And I only have MSPaint to work with. Woe is me. ;__; |
| #40 Zeal1590[119572] |
| spider-wg072.proxy.aol.com |
Gotta give him credit 4 wasting his time :)
ok, igf it took titans 1.5 days to write a gol,d and this guy prob. did 2 hours, id say this is like a 4
But, u gotta remember all he has is MSW paint :/
At least this isnt one of those REALLY GAY text only reports
and finally, yes, this guy, can write, he just screwed up in the end(on purpose) |
| #41 Psychochild[119575] |
| 77.orlando-05-06rs.fl.dial-access.att.net |
| You can always do what I do, and DL a full copy of irfanview from tucows.com or something. It ain't the greatest thing on earth, but it has some more tools to tinker with than paint. AND its freeware. Woohoo! Or you can DL a hacked version of photoshop, but I only have a modem. It'd take too long.. |
| #42 Lieutenant[119581] |
| adsl-64-109-106-178.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| Photoshop 6.0 and higher have just been reported to have homedevices on them so the home offices can monitor pirated versions. If you do in fact have a pirated version, get rid of it now or bad things will happen to you very, very soon. =( |
| #43 CaughtNaked[119641] |
| proxy.ia3.marketscore.com |
| I actualy thought that this deserved at least a 7 for the kool intro and all, but then i started to read and it went down to a 6. i saw the picture with the scribbles on it and it went down to a 5. then i saw the ending and i realized a 2 was generous |
| #44 give it a 4[119655] |
| 24-241-187-40.hsacorp.net |
| the guy has potential, if he could somehow stay on the subject |
| #45 [SM]Strega~F[119819] |
| 2Cust75.tnt9.adl1.da.uu.net |
Hmm... hibernation plays tricks on one's mind - for some reason I thought this was a report.
Silly me.
Strega |
| #46 Lieutenant[120088] |
| adsl-66-72-129-73.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| Yeah, a lot of people made that mistake. ^.^ |
| #47 IcE-Dark_Lord[120106] |
| 8.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca |
tip: never ever ever ever use MS Paint for pics on br.com
ms paint + pic = gay
do the math. some of your pics wern't that bad. better luck next time. |
| #48 mattzarella[120650] |
| spider-th011.proxy.aol.com |
| jamellan used ms paint and they considered him for the HOF :( |
| #49 mr.oizo[124907] |
| N622P000.adsl.highway.telekom.at |
wahaha
great!!!!!!!!!
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| #50 mr.oizo[124909] |
| N622P000.adsl.highway.telekom.at |
ps.:
i love the end!!!!!!!!1211112121224157ß591635ß13864ß713 |
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