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#1 Ling-erie[118616]
host62-7-74-59.in-addr.btopenworld.com
sorry dis, i gave up on it =[
#2 [sCv][118618]
cache6.ihug.com.au
W00t~~!!

where was my mention huh??

I said some funny things too~!

Nice werk.





#3 Kane[118619]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Lucky 3rd
#4 OmegaPoint[118621]
id-coeurdalene1a-90.cdalid.adelphia.net
4th aint so bad, good job btw
#5 Adhosive[118623]
c-24-131-20-44.mw.client2.attbi.com
5th bitches
#6 apos'trophe[118624]
adsl-63-200-53-2.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
6th nice report. gj
#7 apos'trophe[118625]
adsl-63-200-53-2.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Lol at background.


10!!!
10!!!
10!!!
10!!!







#8 Adrenaling[118627]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
LING LING LING LING LING!
#9 [118628]
StCatherines-ppp109134.sympatico.ca
-1 for not mentioning me. Hence, an 8 ;). Sexy as hell.

SAID YOU WERENT GONNA BR ANYMORE EH HACKER@!@!@!!!

#10 Ling-erie[118632]
host62-7-74-59.in-addr.btopenworld.com
i only made the report cos the game was so fun and i have too much free time now. It's possible that i may make more soon too, Me vs HnR)Pride is looking possible, we'll see tho =/
#11 Adrenaling[118633]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
i havent seen u in a long time [scv]
#12 Moebius[G][118634]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
For a first report this was pretty decent. You have some battlereporting skills and a knowledge of html, so I'm glad this wasn't a text-only. Keep up the effort, I hope to see what your second report will bring.





















Haha, messing with Ling :D












#13 Metamucil[118636]
CPE0048546d06e2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
its good that jam won, but wow, isnt anyone annoyed by the blatant lack of micro/macro skills by lightning? was he fucking on crack or something?

heh, he had the game....
oh well good stuff
#14 Stonecoldnewbie[118637]
c-24-245-65-189.mn.client2.attbi.com
no, shrooms.
#15 dr spork[118638]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3693562.sympatico.ca
10
fun-tastic
#16 (...BlaZe...)[118641]
internett2proxy.fellesdata.no
I know what Breeze has up his sleeve, so I won't say anything about best PvP report ;o)

Fun game, nice report, good to have you back ling.

8.5
#17 (...BlaZe...)[118642]
internett2proxy.fellesdata.no
you never played The Incredible Machine 2 ??

it >> reflections
#18 Decay[118647]
206.10.109.61
LOL, thats about all I have to say. GJ!
Oh, and why did Jam build a goon when he was trying to get back in? If lightning was smart, he could have won that battle. A zealot would have been much cheaper and probably a sure win(attack with 1 probe too).

~Decay
#19 ..DisturbeD[118648]
agent.lisco.com
I would just like to say that ss of me saying "land buildings on it!" was intended as a joke. I know it's not practical to land buildings on swarm with hydra under it. It is, however, practical to land buildings on interceptors. Those toss are so screwed muhahaha.


8
#20 hmhm[118650]
p50807351.dip.t-dialin.net
what the fuck was lightning doing? he didnt have to control 200/200 or a main expanding over the whole map, but only 1 shitty zealot ?! Why the hell does he follow the robotic thingy through the map? was he focused on sightseeing? omg
#21 DarkRider[118652]
198.134.2.2
Though the report was short-it took forever to read as i was picturing the events as they unfolded(that is a good thing.) Very interesting report.

GJ
#22 Sovereignty[118654]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
Great use of pics. The game wasnt all that great though. Definitely 8+
#23 ZerG~LinG[118657]
p403-091.ppp.get2net.dk
B.net is a neverending source of newbs to have fun with.
I peon rushed PvP on herbal_v a couple of days ago -.- it was fucking hilarious
#24 Ling-erie[118659]
host213-1-80-108.in-addr.btopenworld.com
The game was freakin amazing, never doubt it... although fine, Lightning either sucked ass or was afk =]
#25 Psychochild[118661]
197.orlando-13-14rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
#24- Last time I smurf... =p.

Great report. GJ.
#26 CaughtNaked[118663]
proxys.sj4.marketscore.com
heh
#27 Bloodfists[118666]
143.254.72.238
I like men hardcore
#28 THe.Darkness[118667]
bess-proxy.sequimschools.wednet.edu
:Þ
its good 2 see u again on br.com
i personally think u are better than most of these punks(dagomar)
i just had to say that cause.... i feel that most of u guys are over rated in skillz..
anyone that begs to differ /w the.darkness 1v1?
do it
im on west
any day
any time(mostly)
any race
me > u
ok?
this is a dare by my gay friend ( hes paying me 20 bucks to do this)
so its worth it 2 me
but anywho
il still 1v1 u
and beat u
and laugh at u
and br it
and get a higher rank than u
^_^
bye
mdg me yo~~
#29 THe.Darkness[118668]
bess-proxy.sequimschools.wednet.edu
btw im at school as of now
i know its ghetto
but soon ill be free
FUCK AMERICA
^^_^^_^^_^^ <--- ur imbred country biatch
#30 ZerG~LinG[118669]
p434-094.ppp.get2net.dk
Uhhmmm.... 29+30?
omfg, some ppl.
Anyways mark4 got your name wrong on the start page. smack/sue him
#31 plus2longsword[118671]
asc3-ip60-grr.wmis.net
That was pretty cool =)
#32 apos'trophe[118678]
adsl-63-200-53-2.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
I don't care how stupid of a game that was. It just fuckin owned. Period.
#33 titans-thesoby[118680]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
GJ
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#34 Amoeba_Boy[118685]
spider-mtc-tj023.proxy.aol.com
I actually know lightining. Hes in a clan with a bunch of my friends, so i hang out in their channel, but im not a member.

Believe it or not I think lightining is one of their better players, but at least they dont play on $$$ or BGH. You might think its impossible for lightining to be one of their better players, but once i played a FFA with one of the guys and he irradiated a tank and gollie of mine.


Anyway, nice report
#35 Amoeba_Boy[118688]
spider-mtc-tj023.proxy.aol.com
Wait, nevermind, I just checked their site and lightining is pretty high on the rank chart (that mean bad).

SkyKnight[WrG] and Neo[WrG] are their better players.

rofl, that guy that irradiated my gollies and tanks is a 2 star general, and the highest rank is 3 star general
#36 [118692]
StCatherines-ppp109227.sympatico.ca
rofl 2 star general
#37 Epoch[118696]
ool-182f0cf0.dyn.optonline.net
^^ <== That is the only possible description of this report.

Layout: 9
Pictures: 9
Writing: 9
Funny Background: 10
Overall: 9.25

I think Lightning went AFK for most of the game, because even I can micro better than that.
#38 PooHandler[118697]
adsl-32-221-68.bct.bellsouth.net
Hey, this was a badass report. I didn't even pay attention to the words because the skill of your writing kept me locked in to reading it the whole time. But that isn't to say I didn't go back and see the pics too. They were really well done. Keep up the good work. I will be sure to read your next one.

-PH
#39 apos'trophe[118698]
adsl-63-200-53-2.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
CHJ *is* sexay!
#40 [118701]
Ottawa-ppp3517205.sympatico.ca
Amoeba, maybe he was just kidding around?

In any case, I think Lightning was just kidding around here, and probably afk.
#41 Amoeba_Boy[118730]
spider-tk044.proxy.aol.com
who, lightining or the irradiation guy (btw his names bizkwick[wrg] or biz if anyone sees him on b net).

I dont think biz was screwing around. 1st he acted surprised when my guys werent dieing. 2nd he did it after i mass irradiated all his scvs (funny as hell watching him try to seperate them). And 3rd, it wasnt very good screwing around cuz i blew up his vessel, who loses a unit when they're just screwing around?
#42 Core[118731]
wv-hunt-u1-c3b-84.hntnwv.adelphia.net
Lightning should be castrated for fuxing that one up.
#43 .................[118744]
pt11-29.rapidnet.com
:P
#44 c4t[118785]
h002078d395d4.ne.client2.attbi.com
The doctor has I have a sub-concious message in my head that 'CrackHeadJeb Owns' :/
#45 lebman[118793]
Ottawa-ppp122681.sympatico.ca
~ling...Don't worry, that pvp is gonna arrive sooner or later :O
#46 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[118843]
atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net
=)
#47 LuckyNewbie:P[118868]
dialup-63.211.247.204.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
silly briton
#48 Lunatikk[119211]
adsl-32-192-74.bna.bellsouth.net
That had to be rigged or something. No one who can actually get a guy onto the brink of death with 3 zealots and a bunch of probes would be stupid enough to just chase 1 probe around the map for 2 or 3 minutes. Either it was rigged or lightning started having an epileptic seizure in the middle of the game from the mass stupidity flashing across his screen.
#49 DarkInferno_IV[119629]
host217-36-17-186.in-addr.btopenworld.com
Lightning = newbie (but not as bad as me...I mean I use a maphack called "burrow" by a haxor group called "blizzard"...how lame is that!)

BTW, I am a total newb, seriously. I routinely lose pubbie games. Blatantly to double teaming, or to my bad strats (i.e. probe drop), but I totally suck.


Anyway, back to the topic. If he had not followed the probe, he would have killed the nexus and WON. He is either AFK or a RETARD. GG no RE.



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