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#1 General.Yevgny[3063]
Well that sounded like a really mean Korean guy. How long can they hold a grudge?
#2 Pebbler[3067]
Mean Koreans. Just cuz he lost didn't mean it wasn't a "gg" (in his point of view). I always seem to get double disc by them for some unknown reason.
#3 T.T.Boy[3068]
Nice report. I enjoyed the zerg's inevitable death. Mark4, I need a little bit of help.
#4 Mark4[3069]
What do you need TT? And ghost, it looks like you gotten better since your last reported newbie killing attempt.
#5 GhOsT~LiZarD[3070]
Ok now mark will haunt me for the rest of my life with that little messup:)
#6 YourRoleModel[3074]
I was playing a guy named TsingChe or something, and he asks, where you from? -USA A OK- I tell him, then ask if he is from Korea. -How'd you know?- he asks. -Lucky Guess-

Funny report though.

#7 Blank[3076]
I still wanna play/beat mark4=P heheh

1 comment and 1 question for ya Ghost....

Comment: I don't think maynarded is a word=P heheh

Question: How did he have Devourers and Guardians if he was just working on a hive? I think you got your structures messed up=P heheh

Blank







#8 Blank[3077]
D'oh, I read it wrong... you said "was now working on his hive" I thought that meant he was making one, not you were taking it down. =P oops heheh
#9 GhOsT~LiZarD[3080]
I ment maynard transefered.
#10 Johnny_Vegas[3085]
Man, maynarding is going to be in the dictionary one of these days. Just think. From this point on, every RTS will use the term "Maynard Transfer" when moving workers from one resource location to another. Funny stuff.

I wish I had my own term. I'm jealous.

=]



#11 ronin~[3088]
[excerpt from websters of Starcraft v1.02]

pulling a vegas: act in which you die utterly and yet manage to pull together a win by clinging to a thrice nuked supply depot while your allies save your hide.

vegasing: sitting in a base while teching to nukes, then proceeding to do nasty tricky things and pull off a sleezy win.

vegasite: similar to parasite. a newbie player will look up to a member of the "_vegas" clan and periodically refer to them as god. easily curable, often cured after observing a match wherein the purported "god" plays.

vegased: a condition in which a person will have a fully functioning expansion mystically disappear. and a "hehe" appears on the screen. sole warning sign usually is
"nuclear launch detected"

:[ ronin is very upset that the power is out at his house and that he is forced to sit in this damn firewalled computer cluster and make fun of johnny.

hey.....i want to embarass myself in a tournament so, whoever would like to play with me in that 2on2 thing email unruled@earthlink.net and we'll set something up.

peace g's
I WANT POWER..........















#12 ronin~[3089]
:] the creativity never stops :]

unvegasized: refers to a cured case of a vegasite.

vegas banking: commonly known tactic. refering to accumulating vast sums of minerals and gas and not spending them until absolutely necessary.

receiving the short end of the vegas: actually NOT [for those who missed that] NOT sexual in nature. common phrase used to describe the act of being an ally with a member of the "_vegas" clan. [short end] refers to skill level.

as much fun as rewriting the dictionary is i'm going to go see if i have power.

peace g's
oh and johnny_vegas
i still luv ya toots. hehe
DID YA LOOK AT MY MAPS YET?????




#13 Heartcutter[3090]
Nice BR. Keep it up.
#14 Etarenicni/PrinceCharming/Slicer[3114]
Codyize the minerals: Make a lot of workers, grab all the minerals possible, and spend them on whatever catches your eye- especially in team games.

Codyize the map: Dominate the map utterly, making way too many expansions against an already-defeated opponent(s), then administer something like fully upgraded carriers.

The SAA Rape: You and your allies do absolutely nothing, the opponents do absolutely everything, and you win anyway.

Phoning: To pick up the phone for a bit while someone has begun their "Waiting for Players" countdown, in an effort to cause them to disconnect. A more advanced form of phoning is the Windows Control-Alt-Delete temporary freezing of the game.

Korean Ladder Players: Win-trading, hack-using, gibbering assholes who need a steel-toed boot in the face. Also see: "Slime", "Shit", "Garbage"

American Ladder Players: Win-trading, conspiratorial, holier-than-thou assholes who need a sledgehammer in the face. Also see: "Monkey semen"

Someone really fucking good: Someone who gets a win against me, when I'm trying anyway.

Sheeple: The BGH-playing masses with low IQs.

"No it wasn't. I/We kicked your ass into the ground.": Traditional SAA response to "gg".
#15 kakaru[3151]
if i was korean i'd kick yo ass man =). good report though. sounds like he got whomped. but just cause you met a korean on bnet who cheats does not mean that all koreans in the world cheat =).

kakaru
#16 TheRubberDucky[3174]
Maybe it just means all the koreans in korea cheat.....
#17 GunsandZealots[3347]
Good BR. Way to kill the Zerg and make us Americas proud. Not all koreans are rude, although some are very rude and take losing way to personal.
#18 .r.Mr.Maxx[3535]
Funny that you would say he is rude because he didnt say GG cause when I raped you on temple you terran vs my randomed terran you didnt say gg, even when i messaged you with GG in bnet after the game.

Max
#19 GhOsT~LiZarD[3551]
yeah i did u liar! I ALWAYS say GG
#20 GhOsT~LiZarD[3552]
Wow u got lucky and won my worst matchup terr/terr wow u must really rock, and i think i did say gg, if I didn't I appologize:)
#21 MonkeySpanker=)[4427]
I say that if people lose in a starcraft game, to calm their nerves down, they need to get off the comp for a bit, go to the bathroom, and spank the heck out of their sausage! If that doesn't calm you down, I dont know what does. By the way, TERRAN OWNS ZERG!



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