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"I have to admit I don't know a whole lot about this guy, cept that I obsed a few games with him, in which he's been suspiciously quiet. He seems to be very gm - perhaps a little overly so - and actually destroyed his scvs, floating his CC away over the nearest sea. Meanwhile I opted to scv dance round the closest geyser."
-|]agomar




#1 [116410]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
1st
#2 titans-thesoby[116411]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
1st
#3 lebman[116412]
Montreal-ppp20888.qc.sympatico.ca
Omg what the hell? Do you guys spend your days refreshing on the BR screen? T_T
#4 titans-thesoby[116413]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
that sucked get picks
#5 lebman[116417]
Montreal-ppp20888.qc.sympatico.ca
#5: Sorry about that, terran was yellow and I didn't know how to change BG color T_T
#6 Nick[116419]
ottawa-hs-64-26-167-121.d-ip.magma.ca
Verra nice for 1st br. You even got paragraphs right!
^_^

It's also nice to see someone BR a game they didn't win.


#7 Quoththeraven[116420]
180-30-189-66.wo.cpe.charter-ne.com
Yeah...Yellow text + white background = painy doomy retina burns. There was an extreme absence of hilarity. Work on that. Use sex. Sex is good. We like sex. Sex + battlereport = good battlereport. Here's the quote I would have used for that rine (If you or anyone else takes it, they die)

OK men, they're to the right of us...
...to the left of us...
...in front of us...
...and behind us...



...THEY CANT GET AWAY THIS TIME!

WOOHOOOOOOO! ADRELNENIN RUSH! PAM BLOAW BOOM POW SLAM SMACK RAKKKKKKKKA RAKKKKKKKKA BOOOOOOOOM!

Well I added the last part myself. But it's funny. Funny is good. No funny = bad, and if all we wanted to hear is what each side did, we'd see the reply. Add INSIGHT too it, what's good or bad about this move? What is he going for? Why is he doing this, could he do better? Is it a good move? YES YES! It's ok, not worth reading the whole thing tho.












#8 Kane[116421]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
mister "theosby" should not be talking about bad reports
#9 [116425]
ppp-206-170-33-38.okld03.pacbell.net
hey, at least it had html
#10 CrackHeadJeb[116426]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Quoththeraven, stop trying to get quoted. ;)

-CHJ

#11 Alacrity[116427]
spider-ntc-ta064.proxy.aol.com
yeh, i thin kthe post where i said "shut the fuck up" to him got deleted:o
#12 asdf[116428]
adsl-63-199-240-107.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net
the text was too big...

here's the suggestion:
- put more effort into it
- be creative
- add pix
- be good in grammer
- no auto-bios plz unless it has to do sumthin with the ppl playing (i mean all the players)
- black backgroudn w/ white fonts
- smaller fonts








#13 lebman[116429]
Ottawa-ppp110350.sympatico.ca
I couldn't figure out how to get a black background T_T. Help would be apreciated.

P.S. Thanks to those who gave tips and stuff.
#14 CrackHeadJeb[116430]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
To get a background in a report, you have to put the bgcolor=black in a table tag, _not_ the body tag (though you can change vlink, alink, link colours in it). Why is this? I have no idea, if it's in a body tag it conflicts with something else on the page.

Any other questions, just drop an email at crackheadjeb@yahoo.com

Tschau,
-CHJ
#15 Adrenaling[116431]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
i DIDNT like the big bold font. hurt my eyes's
#16 plus2longsword[116432]
asc3-ip36-grr.wmis.net
Dont get sucked into the idea that you have to be a comedian to be a battle reporter, entirely not true. Battlereports can come in all shapes in sizes, they can be just informative(include a thesis-and support points with paragraphs). People use comedy as a way of getting interest, but there are other ways of doing this, try being dramatic, "the sweat dripped from my brow as I pondered my next move,"etc. Check around and see what other people have done to get a good idea of what to do.
Oh yeah, andy/titans/thesoby whatever the hell your name is, stfu
#17 vincible[116433]
roam155-218.student.harvard.edu
Yeah. Some of my favorite reports have almost no humor. Most of AQD3's for instance.

For me, a report has to either:
1) Make me a better player by giving me tips and tricks, or at least strategic insight into how people play and why they choose their strategies, OR...
2) Make me laugh
#18 Sovereignty[116435]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
Yellow on white, huge text, bold = bm

Next time add pics and dont breeze through the writing. Of course adding intelligent humor can only help.
#19 KepowOb[116439]
proxys.sjc.marketscore.com
Where abouts in Quebec are you? Im on the south shore by Montreal...

About the report, the big font was kinda nice on the eyes since it was black text on white BG. Try not to bash your report before people actually get a chance to read it.
Before the game started, you had already said its going to suck twice, that makes people not want to read it, let them decide if its going to suck. Ive seen a good amount of people post good reports first try (not many though). Try and give yourself a chance next time :)
#20 Puma5000[116445]
216-55-164-139.dsl.san-diego.abac.net
You goddamn sob CHJ! I asked for how tochange bg color about 4 diff times in my comment section and everybody just kept on saying the colors sucked!
Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggg.....!
Although that's not to be confused with the castle
Aaaaarr
rrr
rgggg..
....
...

Don't worry if you don't get my humor, neither do I
#21 ZerG~LinG[116461]
p453-120.ppp.get2net.dk
I guess it was ok...
I wonder how many times that background Q have been asked, its the ultimate FAQ.
I even asked it myself, i remember that day like it was yesterday...
BlaZe came to me in a dream and answered my prayers in the vaunted br.com forum...
#22 IcE-Inforcer[116483]
209.105.210.34
Not bad.
THANK YOU for paragraphs.
If you're gonna use yellow font make it darker.
#23 lebman[116486]
Ottawa-ppp126149.sympatico.ca
KepowOb- I live in Gatineau

I guess I'll have to put more work into my next BR, if ever I decide to make one ^_^
#24 CaughtNaked[116487]
proxy.or4.marketscore.com
paragraphs? in a first BR? a miracle! the chosen one has arrived to finaly banish dag from the site!
#25 Puma5000[116505]
216-55-164-139.dsl.san-diego.abac.net
Heheh, ling I think mostly it's just cuz people are lazy. Last night I ended up getting the source code from one of the gold reports and then spending the extra 5 minutes needed to test out the only part of the code where the bg could be "Last time I tried that my "funny logic" got in the way, not to be confused with real logic)
#26 [116524]
12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com
wow, you got raped
#27 HarvKilljoy[116545]
192.189.112.134
Leb, nice work on a first report; despite the obvious lil' blunders, the overall style was acceptable- keep trying. It's good to see someone with enough humility (humbleness?) to do a report on a game lost- I've been working on one myself, a 2v2 turned 2v1 that my buddy and I LOST, but I've yet to scrounge up enough time to get 'er done!
I'd like to play sometime, as long as you're doing BR's and interested (heck, I tell EVERYONE I'd like to play, just to LEARN!) - I'm on B-Net most Saturday nights as HarvKilljoy, always looking for games other than cash maps and those full of hackers- 'specially those damned SKILL HACKS. Tciao!
HARV
#28 lebman[116553]
OTTAWA-ppp47157.sympatico.ca
Yes drefsab, I did get raped -_-. I've won a few games against him so it's not that bad :P
#29 Titans-Dabomb[116582]
pm41-112-166.worldpath.net
Not bad for a first man, but defintly get pics and maybe learn a bit more HTML. Me and my buddy know HTML through and through, we actually have a really good BR in the making. Anyway, nice job dude.

-TD



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