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#1 funnymarx[114405]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Huzzah!

#2 Jekpo![114411]
c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com
Huzzah!
#3 IcE-Inforcer[114412]
proxys.sj3.marketscore.com
Argh, I'm beggining to get really pissed. If ur gonna br throw in some HTML fuck, and if u dont know how, LEARN. Look at my firts br, I learned godamnit.

Writing was coo, didnt read all. 3-4

#4 mistears[114414]
sc-24-31-40-154.socal.rr.com
lol this is retarded hahaha

#5 Swiss_Mercenary[114418]
h24-76-50-216.vf.shawcable.net
Also, how could he get lair/hydra den without extractor. This is a piece of shit.
#6 mick[114430]
1Cust158.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net
too blatant
#7 O[pel][114439]
bess2.pisd.edu
Wtf man, you said he had no drones mining (all chasing your scv) then u say when u go back he already got a lair, hydra den, pool, and extractor morphing. I dont know where u play starcraft, but when i play a lair is 150 gas and a hydra den is 50 (i think) I not even ganna mention a lair before pool or hydra den before pool. u cant do it. Gay report.
#8 Megaman X[114452]
pool-141-154-229-163.bos.east.verizon.net
Hmm... y do you keep saying newbies never learn? You were a newbie once and u sucked probably more than he did when u first started. Play better people and get a life.
#9 Ak-47Indica[114454]
cce04.racsa.co.cr
Newbies do learn, u were one once, remember? And look at you now, writing shitty reports that make absolutely no sense at all.
#10 [114455]
CPE0048546d06e2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
text only is not cool. im doing a br and am gonna include html

it just looks nice

#11 Chobo~Penguine[114498]
WNPP-p-203-54-20-43.prem.tmns.net.au
i have a feeling that this entire report was made up. or some how modified to make u look better and him look gay.
this sux
#12 p(3.14)i[114502]
adsl-63-200-51-58.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
If u make a newb bashing br make it for multilple games
#13 triped[114508]
63.85.132.17
this is some mighty shitty fiction.
#14 Casper...[114512]
spc-isp-tor-58-20-180.sprint.ca
mirror in the look
newbie you are the
#15 LoZeR-X[114514]
p-proxy-1-int0.net.wisc.edu
true dat
#16 [SM]Strega~F[114534]
2Cust210.tnt9.adl1.da.uu.net
Yuo is teh ghey~~

Roughly translated to mean "Fuck off. If you want to do a newb-bashing report, fine, but don't make one up."

Come to think of it, why would you need to make one up? There are hundreds of newbs on at any given moment, so unless you couldn't actually beat them...


Strega






#17 Tifkonika[114591]
CPE0080c6f147d4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Its almost as simple as this

He's korean
All Korean's deserve to die

I will be the one to shoot down koreans. Whether in the classroom or playing SC at a "LAN cafe".

I will kill them.






#18 Dark_Templar]T[[114592]
207.109.102.15
that report really DID suck....all i have to say is........YOU suck....dont make anymore reports... in fact dont PLAY anymore
#19 Amoeba_Boy[114634]
spider-te014.proxy.aol.com
Hey templar, based on your report, Don't LIVE anymore.

BTW, 19, koreans are cool, why do you hate them?

#20 TifKonika[114676]
CPE0080c6f147d4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Anyone who takes a video game and turns it into their life is just as much gay as Richard Simmons!

Boxer dreams of the greatest Terran Strategy in the world while he sleeps.

Boxer literally cried after being defeated in some gay gook tournament.

Boxer is considered the best player in the world, even when he's had his ass handed back to him blood red a shitload of times.

The world of SC is too fake for it to become a sport.

YOU PEOPLE ARE IDOLIZING CHINESE FAT KIDS THAT SKIP SCHOOL TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME, FOR FUCKS SAKE!



#21 Freque[114696]
sdn-ap-007caburbP1924.dialsprint.net
Dont make shit up next time
#22 Redemption6[114726]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Im not sure if this was real or not, it didnt seem to be real at all. Obviously im not going into the "He built a lair and den before pool and gas" shit. I think that the report was mildly funny. You got to put more details in if you want to make it look real and not make dumb mistakes like you did. Like you tell me you have this force of MM and they get spliced up by lurks or whatever, then suddenly you have 2 nuke silos and he...well hasnt built anything the whole time it took you to tech up and he still has only 3 lurks in his choke. Not so bad tho...funny in some ways. Playing LT doesnt make you l337, i play lt... :D and 22, why are u racist to koreans and chinese kids...what are you? some old guy from vietnam who hates asians or what?
#23 Redemption6[114727]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
and i dunno but arent you not supposed to have marines and medics in a 2-1 ratio (cuz i usually have em in like a 5-1 or something)
#24 TRisha[119776]
regncache4.sasknet.sk.ca
my user name is (Tiny-Cat)
#25 mallisa[119777]
regncache4.sasknet.sk.ca
my user name is (furby00) call me
#26 Alman[124686]
52.seattle15rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net
So what if you wiped out a n00b? no one fucking cares!



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