| #1 mick[111816] |
| 1Cust165.tnt11.bne1.da.uu.net |
| ok last one for a while |
| #2 Executer[111817] |
| 24.156.202.174 |
| w00t |
| #3 [111818] |
| ua213d35hel.dial.kolumbus.fi |
| long |
| #4 4th[111819] |
| 24.241.187.40 |
*cackle*
worth the read
8-9 |
| #5 Snake[111820] |
| 170.211.34.51 |
| Nice but you said fall of clan DE? |
| #6 Snake[111821] |
| 170.211.34.51 |
| but good report |
| #7 RubiksCube[111825] |
| cache2.shlink.de |
| Ownage. 8-9 |
| #8 -the o_0-[111826] |
| SHW58-44.accesscable.net |
| rofl, pure gold. |
| #9 EMS[111827] |
| nabrown.vassar.edu |
Heh clans are funny,
EMS |
| #10 triped[111828] |
| 63.85.132.17 |
| Well done, this easily rivals Drefsab's clan reports. =] You told the story well, writing was good, and the quick-scan type reporting helped keep things moving, which is essential to something this long. 9. |
| #11 ZerG~LinG[111832] |
| p433-023.ppp.get2net.dk |
Hahaha clans really own.
I'm in Newbies Inc. at the moment :D
GG
7/8 |
| #12 TheGameAh[111834] |
| 216.142.109.114 |
| Wow. And I thought I had nothing better to do with my time. |
| #13 |||l||||ll|||||[111836] |
| cdm-66-5-20-tylr.cox-internet.com |
| PERFEFCT 10 |
| #14 Ling-erie[111837] |
| proxy6.leeds.ac.uk |
table width=600
this browser is fucked...
i'll read it at home =[ |
| #15 DrunkenGoliath[111838] |
| bjg8348uy15mf.ab.hsia.telus.net |
Would be an eight, but you mentioned Screech.
9. |
| #16 [111839] |
| 206.110.15.140 |
| lol.... |
| #17 Mjotnar[111840] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
Good, but it felt like I was being brought up for some kind of climatic conclusion, leading toward the spiralling death of the Dark Empire. I was kinda disappointted that I was left hanging, but everything else was great. You owned them and got them to think you were TheGame, gj on that.
7 (needed ending =[) |
| #18 Ling-erie[111841] |
| proxy6.leeds.ac.uk |
erm....
the random gold text made everything really confusing for me int he the text box. i barely got what the hell was going on, but good report overall =p |
| #19 quad[111842] |
| AC929A08.ipt.aol.com |
clan de = ownT gg no re
10 |
| #20 Rabid_Raccoon[111843] |
| A010-0063.BTVL.splitrock.net |
roflmao
11!
|
| #21 |]agomar[111845] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112439.sympatico.ca |
omg . . . .
AHAHAA.
Way to own a clan utterly and completely. lol you even visited their webpage . . . 9. |
| #22 Adhara[111848] |
| spider-tk051.proxy.aol.com |
omg... soo good!
24 hours required to amend the rule...
9-10 |
| #23 [111849] |
| ppp-206-170-33-168.okld03.pacbell.net |
| omg they are guillible |
| #24 SiG.[111851] |
| host-216-77-220-105.fll.bellsouth.net |
This was like that one story I read... I think on NewtDojo, where Newt and that other guy posed as operators of some CS server, it was hilarious.
These clans are so gay, this reminds me of the boring boring days of old SC, before I came to ~NH and learned a thing or 2 about SC (I'm 100% being serious about that).
ROFL
10 |
| #25 KillerCorps[111852] |
| d150-130-18.home.cgocable.net |
LOL...This is a really good laugh. It kinda makes you think how well these clans think. Thats pretty bad for a clan that doesn't even reconize its own members...LOL
Really good laugh
9.5 |
| #26 Ling-erie[111853] |
| host62-7-123-121.in-addr.btopenworld.com |
ok, i just read it at home, the formatting's great and it's a fun report. I think i'd've given it an 8
gw =] |
| #27 stonecoldnewbie[111854] |
| c-24-245-64-22.mn.mediaone.net |
holy fuck
gg d-e-!!!!! (HYPENS)
9
|
| #28 BigD[111855] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
Man, clans all over b.net are going to be watching for people like Mick and Dref now :)
|
| #29 Oddity[111856] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
more than just mick and dref, i used to do that all the time and im sure there are many others
most of us just dont write brs
this was pretty funny btw ^^ |
| #30 Anonymous[111857] |
| 216-224-155-159.thegrid.net |
| 10 |
| #31 alf[111858] |
| cdm-208-120-132-vict.cox-internet.com |
| am i the only one that didnt find it THAT funny :( |
| #32 Black_Abyss[111859] |
| 1Cust249.tnt23.lax3.da.uu.net |
ROFL!
Owning clans like that is hilarious. 9
Your web site is funny as hell too I'm still laughing at some of those pics you have :D |
| #33 NO)PaiN[111861] |
| spider-wj011.proxy.aol.com |
| COL (cackle out loud) haha ownage i love this MAKE MORE |
| #34 NotDefault[111862] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
Wow. I don't think DE could've gotten more owned. It's amazing that neither of them caught on to you not being DE-TheGame.
NotDefault |
| #35 Dino Din[111863] |
| dynamic-152-043.dorm.natpool.uc.edu |
| reminisicent of a derf report |
| #36 NotDefault[111864] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
I just visited the website. Could a website be any worse than theirs?
NotDefault |
| #37 AkumaSpawn[111865] |
| okc-65-28-129-187.mmcable.com |
Yes.
*twitch* |
| #38 ZerG~LinG[111866] |
| p431-059.ppp.get2net.dk |
| Hey, congrats with your 9! |
| #39 cod[111867] |
| 63-224-58-172.customers.uswest.net |
| 10 |
| #40 Kobane[111870] |
| dialups-629.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| rofl |
| #41 The Owner[111875] |
| 207-172-74-143.s143.tnt2.fdk.md.dialup.rcn.com |
| Good story...well told...but i dont like the name...it didn't give an accurate feeling of what will happen...dark-empire- seems to have been in a trick here and it seems as they should have a say in what happened. |
| #42 badtz maru[111877] |
| pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net |
8.5
Worth the read...Like to see more humor against unknowing clan-ers. |
| #43 DE-MasterMind[111879] |
| svwebw04.statestreet.com |
GOD you are so immature!!!!!
This reports just blows, I'm gonna tell B to kick you out of the clan, we don't need guys like you who are a menace to society!!!!!!!!! |
| #44 ..[111887] |
| 12-248-243-247.client.attbi.com |
| what's the point? these guys clearly play on bnet for fun and have their clan built and controlled going the way they want it with the people that they want, and some kid who thinks he's actually decent at BW because he's better than THEM at the game decides to come in and try to ruin a little bit of that fun for no reason. the question is just why? DE- doesn't seem like it has any problems or did anything to you and you decide to fuck some of it up for shits? I just don't understand your thought process. It's just bnet, man. Even though they hopefully (probably) don't take it that seriously, you never know, and it's pointless to fuck with them. |
| #45 continued[111889] |
| 12-248-243-247.client.attbi.com |
There's other ways to be funny, and there's FAR better ways to make a post on BRs.com, and for the love of God, atleast do a better job of making it atleast almost kind of laughable, which you really didn't do at all.
I really believe it's fucks like you that slowly ruined BW.
I would just said get a life but that's just too obvious... |
| #46 LoZeR-X[111893] |
| mke-65-29-132-132.wi.rr.com |
| Obviously not a clan where people know eachother well enough to figure out whos talking.... Also that the top ranked players dont know eachother was amusing... |
| #47 Chobo~Penguine[111899] |
| FLPP-p-144-134-131-109.prem.tmns.net.au |
| lol this was soo kool. i luved it - takin the piss outa ppl on bnet is a scream |
| #48 BigScreenTV[111908] |
| athb50e0y581j.bc.hsia.telus.net |
haha that DE guy (#44) still thinks mick's nterested in joining the clan
nice br mick |
| #49 NotDefault[111917] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
It's not what DE has done to Mick really.. it's more an issue of him lashing out at clans in general. At least that's how I see it.
NotDefault |
| #50 c.FA)Acid[111921] |
| spider-wf082.proxy.aol.com |
Members in "newb" clans tend to think of themselves as the shit (like when master said he led many highly succesful clans on bnet). Arrogance can be aggravating on bnet, but when it comes from a person who sucks it can become intolerable. How is ppl like mick slowly ruining bnet? wouldnt that be the lamers that constantly play comp stomps, money maps, and ums be the ones responsible? Meybe by mick takin those guys down a peg or two they'll try to become better.
p.s. plz don't think of DE when u think of a reg bnet clan, i would classify DE as the average newb clan. |
| #51 Slinger[111922] |
| spider-wm014.proxy.aol.com |
| Tastless. Dref's have taste he only goes after pathitic clans. These guys were just having fun. Still kinda funny. 7? |
| #52 willwinforfood[111932] |
| ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net |
http://boards.gamers.com/messages/message_view.asp?name=DarkEmpire22&id=zzzzv
"WHAT DO J00 MEAN EXTRA HIGH IZ BDA!?" |
| #53 The Owner[111934] |
| 207-172-76-7.s261.tnt1.fdk.md.dialup.rcn.com |
| I agree with a lot of people here. DE- was just trying to have fun and you little fucker just went and fucked up their fun. You are the kind of person that has no fucking friends because you always want to fuck with them and piss them off. I hate the stuipid fuckers like you. |
| #54 The Owner[111935] |
| 207-172-76-7.s261.tnt1.fdk.md.dialup.rcn.com |
| I would give this BR a -10 (thats right...negative 10) |
| #55 mick[111939] |
| 1Cust72.tnt11.bne1.da.uu.net |
| It's a cruel, cruel world |
| #56 CaughtNaked[111943] |
| pcp831326pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net |
| rofl. |
| #57 Chacmool06[111949] |
| dialup-63.215.233.154.Dial1.Stamford1.Level3.net |
| hey......ill be his friend.... anyways back in the day i was in quite a few clans and after a while i realised they arnt that good, so i see where this is comming from and i think its hillarious. i was actually hoping that mastermind moron would post :) I still cant believe how gulible(spelling?) they were LOL ROFLMAO THIS IS GOLD!!!!!!! |
| #58 |]agomar[111957] |
| StCatherines-ppp109195.sympatico.ca |
| lol Mick, perfect response |
| #59 Mr.Syco[111960] |
| cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com |
| Good report. Don't listen to the haters, as long as you don't hack you can do what you want on B.net |
| #60 [SM]Strega~F[111983] |
| 2Cust189.tnt9.adl1.da.uu.net |
Ahh, messing with clans, what fun...
I've always loved screwing around with the local Aus-1 clans that think they're top shit, but as I suck at playing, all I can do is head games. =(
Still, great report.
Strega |
| #61 stonecoldnewbie[111998] |
| c-24-245-64-22.mn.mediaone.net |
haha
cmon now guys, try not to cry cause the newbie clan got fucked
YOURE SO IMMATURE AND MEAN, GET A LIFE
by the looks of their message board theres only like 3 members, who the fuck cares anyway? its not like it was some 120 member clan-dynasty, set to one day be on the top of the ranks of bnet.. quit crying and get a sense of humor. |
| #62 Smokes[112001] |
| wwwgate6.motorola.com |
Humor at the expense of others is the best kind of humor. Well, maybe not the best kind of humor, but it's definitely the funniest.
Good overall report, but a little lengthy. Thought you could have played up how you guys are both out of the clan anyway since you broke one of the rules and played a game against each other, but hey, you can't think of everything on the fly. :) |
#63  [112017] |
| imsbbcf03c.netvigator.com |
| thsoe DE guys didn't seem to be too lame or asshole-ish or something in the report but you took it out on them. That's bad mojo. |
| #64 Airbag888[112024] |
| proxy.intnet.mu |
I kinda agree with those ppl saying u should leave these kids alone. It's like annoying 5 year olds who are trying to play like adults. There's no point. They just want to play big. Everyone knows they're immature, etc,etc
BUT>> That report is ROFLOL!!!! I mean it's sooo funny to watch their reaction. They soo strongly believe into what they think they are!! Take a look at their forum. Pfft what gr8 posts they're putting there!
Plus they're changin the clan name!! lol
Flee flee everyone knows how the guys in DE- are now!! LOL
But it's soo bad u did it to them ;)
10 |
| #65 7)Angels.[112027] |
| nh-londonderry1b-85.mrrmnh.adelphia.net |
OMFG.
I haven't been on site in weeks, noticed new Mick report, and was not disappointed. To all of you who are mad because he was picking on newbs, I'll admit, picking on hackers would have been funnier, but we can't always have everything be perfect.
Lighten the fuck up.
"Behold the power of Cheese..." |
| #66 7)Angels.[112028] |
| nh-londonderry1b-85.mrrmnh.adelphia.net |
As another point of view on this story, think about this...
If you were driving down the road getting head from a beautiful woman, and one of these immature clan bitches came running out into the road chasing a red ball, you wouldn't even try to brake because you might mess her up, and that would be to save the fucker's life.
"Long live Mick, The Anti-Fag" |
| #67 UltimateFire[112030] |
| spider-ntc-tc081.proxy.aol.com |
| lol i agree with #67 |
| #68 Darth Sidious[112055] |
| d2235.upc-d.chello.nl |
Ownage. hahaha
wtf tasteless, this ruled man.
Any clan where people don't know eachother is pathethic enough to be owned like this.
If the clan was proven pethathic before he would do this, it would be ok with most of you complainers probably.
It was proven by the fact that he was able to this though, so IMO, it is ok.
Did he ruin their fun? no he didn't, it is a crap clan, and all these guys do all day is talk bullshit. They like talking bullshit, now they are just given another source to talk bullshit about. And their egos are indestructable anyway. |
| #69 }{omerclese[112144] |
| client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com |
Looks like you succeeded in initiating the downfall of the DE. They changed their name.
You should read the discussion thread on their site about the events on br.com. Mick got compared to Osama Bin Laden.
I'm sorry, but anyone who would be so pretentious to even think to compare mick to the taliban should be dragged into the streets to have a wall dropped on them in sexy arab fashion.
This report is total ownage. "DE-TheGame is an ass." LMFAO |
| #70 KepowOb[112147] |
| proxy.sj4.marketscore.com |
I think one of the funniest things is reading what they posted about it in their boards, especially how some of them still found the report funny :].
|
| #71 Disgruntled Retard[112150] |
| spider-we074.proxy.aol.com |
| yea... |
| #72 Chris[112207] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
| I read this almost everyday. Best one yet. |
| #73 Zorglub[112218] |
| renee.kollegienet.dk |
| Funny as hell, we need more funny reports like this!!! |
| #74 Napoleic[112229] |
| h24-67-177-140.ok.shawcable.net |
One string needs to be tied up...
Whatever happened to the real TheGame? |
| #75 Chaos[EVIL][112240] |
| p50825B49.dip.t-dialin.net |
| lol nice report |
| #76 DeltaFlyer13[112257] |
| px2wh.vc.shawcable.net |
Heh gj mick.
Who cares if he's fucking the clans people. And who cares if he tries to act all high and mighty, he IS good at playing, I mean, all those games in that one report, he won.
In anycase, I think MasterMind deserved it, he thinks he's high and mighty, while he's clearly NOT. Then again he had a fever....
Who cares I liked it.
10 |
| #77 mick[112283] |
| 1Cust14.tnt11.bne1.da.uu.net |
| heh, I just watched my 2nd game v gryphon, he hacked : ] |
| #78 DeltaFlyer13[112288] |
| px2wh.vc.shawcable.net |
| Post the rep somewhere... |
| #79 mick[112293] |
| 1Cust142.tnt9.bne1.da.uu.net |
http://fuall.net/bwh/replays/evilgryphon.rep
it was a crap game by all accounts : / |
| #80 nop pics?[114003] |
| prx4.qld.schools.net.au |
| no? |
| #81 Newbius_maximus[139982] |
| CPE00508baa1831-CM400049820827.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
Nicely done report Mick, 8/10
Lol DE-mastermind, I can't believe you actually decided to post here, haven't you been humiliated enough?
To all you people who oppose Mick, in this report I really don't think Mick was really fucking up everyone's fun, DE's still around (although half the members suck ass). He was just having some fun and the only people who were remotely hurt was DE-mastermind and Gryphon (kinda unfortunate).
Overall, this report was friggin' halirious |
| #82 lynker[140040] |
| 139.134.63.153 |
| Good onya Mick, clans are all well and good but i think these guys took it to far. I think we gotta remember this is just a game and nothing to get worked up about. |
| #83 Noname[140066] |
| CPE00508baa1831-CM400049820827.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
Hey Guess what Mick?
You're Osama bin laden! :P |
| #84 Strategy_Hunter[140388] |
| 168.53.109.18 |
| ROFL,omg this deserved a perfect 10... Clan DE-=pwned |
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