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#1 Flare[111785]
spider-mtc-td051.proxy.aol.com
1sT! @#AKMSDAS

#2 psychochild[111786]
slip-32-102-237-136.fl.us.prserv.net
Argh! The pics on the bottom half of the BR wouldn't work. One was a JPG file, and the others were regular BMP files. Could someone tell me what the deal was with this? This was my first effort with Pics, and I can't tell what I did wrong. Thanks. Oh, and First!
#3 Flare[111787]
spider-mtc-td051.proxy.aol.com
Good report, some pics dint work. Also, font was rather large for the first 85% of it. Oh, and for your pics. DONT use bmps. Most modem users arent patient enough to wait for them. The only pic I saw, was the jpg.
Well, good job.
7





#4 Testicular_Pugilist[111789]
sttldslgw27poolC1.sttl.uswest.net
Decent report, but I wouldn't trade my first-born son for it.

I say 6

#5 [111790]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
TSUNAMI is my favorite player! Well, at least my favorite "Zerg" player. Is it the "REAL" Tsunami?

Anyways, the report was ok, so

6



#6 Mattkid[111791]
00-01-03-1a-b0-62.bconnected.net
hmmmmm

linky?

#7 Jekpo![111792]
c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com
hehe...whore was used a lot =P

7.5

#8 lalala931243732[111794]
12-230-100-33.client.attbi.com
Did you notice how every other word was capitalized?
eh, i'll give it 7
#9 7)Angels.[111795]
nh-londonderry1b-85.mrrmnh.adelphia.net
9th, not bad
If you're willing to put this much time into a report, I'm willin to give u credit, 6.5-7
But what confuses me is... If you can take this long to write, why couldn't you get up and get a damn thesaurus, rating down to 5.5-6 for lazy :)

"This is a warning to all you space invaders out there... You can capture me and put me in your space zoo, but I'll hide way in the back of my cage where noone can see me, and then, when I do come out, I won't be wearing any pants..."



#10 |]agomar[111796]
Montreal-ppp47852.qc.sympatico.ca
if he was a match for Corb he was the real deal.
#11 Keanu_Reaver[111797]
max01-dynamic-64-65-141-65.sea.eschelon.com
pretty good psychochild, i like i like, but one thing...no bmps plz :( make them jpg or whatever and check your report with the view report button...but i think you have alot of talent and could do very well making br's :)
#12 psychochild[111798]
slip-32-102-201-76.fl.us.prserv.net
Just so ya know, I lost mythesarus and haven't been able to get another one. I blame the government, or those people who did that Movie The Cable Guy, Damn them! They should rot in hell for that, or at least be forced to work at Chuck E. Cheese's (No offense anyone). I did the Bmp.s because I was working in Paint (Microsoft Paint, for god's Sake! And they don't offer JPG's. I am working with what I got here, so cut me some slack K? and the punctuation thing is a stupid reflex. I Swear I Do It Without Even Trying.
#13 Psychochild[111799]
slip-32-102-201-76.fl.us.prserv.net
How much IS a decent editing program? I can barely afford an upgrade for my 3D card alone, let alone a paint program.
#14 AbsoluteGeneus[111800]
spider-tq071.proxy.aol.com
I feel your pain psychochild. I only have MS paint to work with too, and the best program is like Photoshop or Adobe, and those are a pretty hundred pennies.
#15 |]agomar[111801]
Montreal-ppp47852.qc.sympatico.ca
A) All I work with is paintbrush
B) You can d/l photoshop for free
#16 A hundred pennies is a lot[111802]
24.241.187.40
Bad writing. You are not funny. The pics (even those that loaded) were no kind of eye candy. The game was good, I'm only sorry you chose to report on it.

If you're lucky enough to get the same rater as executor, I'd say 4-5

#17 Sexy^Orangutang[111810]
12-234-99-99.client.attbi.com
hey absolute genius live up to your name less plz
photoshop is made by adobe

Anyways, this report isn't anything special, but it isn't all that bad either, most likely a 6-7. Reports are more fun when you are there with the guys and you can see the build up to the game and stuff like that. Picking a good replay and reporting it isn't a good idea.




#18 Quote That[111812]
berri66.sa.ozland.net.au
"I think that if there was a replay outside of the lost temple, all the servers at BR.com would explode in a fiery ball of flame, killing everyone in a 3 mile radius. But that's just me."
#19 |]agomar[111813]
StCatherines-ppp109149.sympatico.ca
"fiery ball of flame"

totally redundant, makes that quote seem rather stupid.

erm, I cant read/see it cause I have netscape. From the comments it doesnt sound TOO bad.
#20 Vince[111822]
194.133.58.61
Dagomar, open it with Composer instead of Navigator. Works like a charm, although it doesn't look as pretty.
#21 SuM12nV[111829]
164.116.165.157
This was cool but no real action the whole friggin time. It was like me Vsin my lilttle cuzn at starcraft. It was useless, but a good game.

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
lol jk 7
#22 CaughtNaked[111835]
206.215.14.187
not bad. whyd the font change half way through?
#23 Psychochild[111847]
slip-32-102-233-241.fl.us.prserv.net
I have no idea why. I tried reinserting the font, but it just wouldn't work. Where can I DL the photoshop program? Its like 27 MB right? I remember seeing it somewhere before, but the file was Huge. 27 MB would take about 3 hours for me. Damn Dial Up. Oh, and while I'm here, #16, when you are going through a bit of depression, are you freaking hysterical or what? I have a personal Conflict going on. If you want to see your "ideal" BR, you can do it yourself. Otherwise, shove it. My next one will be better. Thanks for the <i>helpful<i> comments people.
#24 CrackHeadJeb[111903]
mu-196078.dhcp.missouri.edu
Incinerating Flaming Firey Ball of Flamey Flame.....gj with the head lalalalaalalalalalalalallaalalalallallalalalall

Decent first report, use fileread command to fix future fuck-ups etc, etc, etc,.

ggjjjgjgjgjgjgj

-CHJ
#25 Ling-erie[112138]
proxy2.leeds.ac.uk
like the style =]

yes
#26 Corbalt[150582]
alb-24-195-36-230.nycap.rr.com
man i love it when complete idiots make nonsensical criticsms of my playing style. if only i had been smart enough to not submit my replays to this site for every random newbie with a massive ego and a wrongheaded idea of how to play bw to pass judgement on me. hey author of this BR, you are a shitty newbie, i would 10-0 you, and i wouldve 10-0ed you when this game was played. your attempt at mokcing my play is just sad and pathetic.



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