| #1 Psyonic_Reaver[111427] |
| 2Cust237.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
| Right.......................... |
| #2 0_o[111428] |
| sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com |
| 0_o |
| #3 [SM]Strega~F[111429] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
"And in tomorrow's installment we will show you how to usurp your government, and then hand the country over to the Taliban..."
Hmm, I would say "ban", but it's not really spam or anything. Perhaps "neuter"?
Strega |
| #4 NotDefault[111431] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
4th I'm not sure I want to read. :)
NotDefault |
| #5 NotDefault[111432] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
Much as I love graphic descriptions of assasins killing people (er, no), how about neuter and ban?
NotDefault |
| #6 Joe.Smurf[111437] |
| x130-65-218-49.sjsu.edu |
Go to your mommy and tell her you need more attention GG
-joe |
| #7 Dino Din[111439] |
| dynamic-153-217.dorm.natpool.uc.edu |
| 2nd greatest report of all time |
| #8 NotDefault[111443] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
The greatest being... ?
NotDefault |
| #9 nrkizt[111446] |
| adsl-63-201-88-203.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
The Icepick
NB: Note, to fully enjoy an icepick kill, carry it out while in the midst of hot steamy sex.
Basic Instinct anyone? |
| #10 RubiksCube[111451] |
| cache2.shlink.de |
LOL, your "assassins" name is 47? Wasn't there a game called Hitman: Codename 47?
I mean, Joe is prolly right, you need more real life attention by your family (assuming you have no friends, like any good assassin) or something. If you get into that game so much, that you actually study crap like whatever that video game character just did hurt.
Get a life. |
| #11 Chobo~Penguine[111452] |
| EHPP-p-203-54-78-227.prem.tmns.net.au |
like nearly every 1 has sed - ur a fukn psycho. Grow up.
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| #12 Me[111454] |
| sdcax59-136.dialup.optusnet.com.au |
Geez...
Wtf are u?
Who goes around telling others how to kill people?!
Ban |
| #13 MikeekiM[111455] |
| ppp17.auis.net |
As a long time reader, it saddens me that filth like this was put up on this geat site.
Ban, Nueter, or whatever, just get this guy off of here. |
| #14 triped[111460] |
| 63.85.132.17 |
| This shit is inappropriate for this site. |
#15  [111464] |
| 136.1.1.154 |
This is awful...
I admit I do like blowing up little graphical images of marines and medics and yes I do enjoy the medics little screams as she explodes into six pieces and her blood pools beneath her... But this is too much! Spare us the realism please. |
| #16 Keanu_Reaver[111470] |
| max01-dynamic-64-65-141-224.sea.eschelon.com |
now...if, say...i wanted to perform a silent kill with something like...perhaps...a wire hanger, would i approach the victim from behind and wrap my hand across his nose and mouth while beating him senseless over the head with the hanger? or perhaps would it be more stealthy if i bent the wire hanger out a bit and fashioned myself a sort of rapier and stabbed it through his throat?
please, inquiring minds wish to know |
| #17 Heimholder[111471] |
| us1.pharmacia.com |
Wow, I'm confused. I thought dt's just had psi blades! Is there a new patch out?
-Heimy
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| #18 ZerG~LinG[111474] |
| p408-060.ppp.get2net.dk |
| LOL |
| #19 metis[111476] |
| webport-cl4-cache6.ilford.mdip.bt.net |
| if this was sumthing inspired by hitman, ok, but for all our sakes, stop playing that game! if this is just for kicks, gah, u need to sort ure head out. seriously, go spend money on a good shrink. |
#20  [111482] |
| 12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com |
| Looks copy-pasted to me :| |
| #21 Black_Abyss[111485] |
| 2Cust64.tnt5.lax3.da.uu.net |
| Man, you must have some serious psychological problems to write something like this and post it on here. If I was a phychologist (which I am most definitaly not, be happy) I would have you put in a mental institution most likely. |
| #22 katome[111487] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| whether or not this is original I found it interesting, I read it all. I'd say 6, maybe with nice html and pics of weapons gold. |
| #23 quad[111488] |
| ACBA2610.ipt.aol.com |
| it's different. |
| #24 striz[111490] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
I feel queezy that a) you could bother typing this, and b) that you thought it out in detail.
dirt. |
| #25 |||l||||ll|||||[111493] |
| cdm-66-6-43-tylr.cox-internet.com |
ROFL
10 |
| #26 |]agomar[111497] |
| St-Catherines-ppp126450.sympatico.ca |
| omg you newbie just buy a freaking gun |
| #27 |]agomar[111498] |
| St-Catherines-ppp126450.sympatico.ca |
| ...with a silencer |
| #28 stonecoldnewbie[111508] |
| nic-245-c64-22.mn.mediaone.net |
shut up :(
remember when there used to be more GOOD reports than bad reports and/or fanfics :[] |
| #29 |]agomar[111509] |
| St-Catherines-ppp126450.sympatico.ca |
| no, I dont, I think thats just a myth |
| #30 Serious[111514] |
| h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net |
| Just search for nine-rated reports :p |
| #31 NotDefault[111515] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
I don't think there was ever MORE good reports than bad but I agree that the concentration of good reports as opposed to bad reports is lower now.
NotDefault |
| #32 Keanu_Reaver[111525] |
| max01-dynamic-64-65-141-5.sea.eschelon.com |
| nono, search for reports with ratings of 8, i want a couple of my fan fics in there too :D |
| #33 katome[111535] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| haha Dag you should know how hard it is to get a gun in Canada if you aren't a farmer -_- Knives on the other hand ... |
| #34 LuckyNewbie:P[111536] |
| dialup-65.59.23.21.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
http://64.255.194.13/article6.html
I can copy paste too! |
| #35 [111539] |
| adsl-67-36-182-197.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| wow owned... |
| #36 katome[111540] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| owned. I still like the article tho :) |
| #37 haha[111549] |
| nic-245-c64-22.mn.mediaone.net |
lucky: 1
gay guy: 0
-scn |
| #38 WarLeaderJustin[111558] |
| adsl-64-171-77-130.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
Holy shit.
I'm glad I don't know you in real/life. |
| #39 Dampiere[111587] |
| ares.uwimona.edu.jm |
well,
there's nothing wrong with knowledge, only the uses it is put to. and Columbine has shown us that if someone is gonna go postal, we would rather they have a knife, icepick or Garrotte (sp?) than high velocity, projectile weapons, hasnt it?
at least in a Macro sense :)
just endeavour not to be the first victim, practise some situational awareness and some basic knowledge of self defense, and we should all be able to sleep better at night.
at home.
with the doors locked and the alarm armed.
and never, ever in class with potential assassins.
so keep on teaching dude, and maybe you will one day be vindicated.
or maybe you will become a serial killer with a body count gained from slow, stealthy work and not by flying a plane into a building, or by spraying a schoolyard of fleeing teenagers with lead.
until we see you on the news,
good luck buddy,
May the Terrans Prosper
D |
| #40 Joe.Smurf[111599] |
| x130-65-218-49.sjsu.edu |
we have all given this kid the eaxt attention he wanted by criticizing him, furthering his ideas that by posting weird shit we might think he is mental when really he is just attention starved and sad :( poor poor little boy, i feel your pain.
I have an obsession as well but my copy/paste is broken so i cant share it with the site :(
-joe
P.S. Quote # 42 (thats good shit) |
| #41 hahaha[111607] |
| nic-245-c64-22.mn.mediaone.net |
| #42, roflllll |
| #42 Annihilator[111833] |
| ras7-p118.jlm.netvision.net.il |
| Ugh... |
| #43 DoobieSnacks[111844] |
| c-66-56-1-96.atl.mediaone.net |
| E for effort. 42 u made me pee in my pants -_- |
| #44 IcE-Inforcer[112194] |
| proxy.sj3.marketscore.com |
| LOL this is funny shit. Kid is kinda messed up, but still, how did he learn this??? LOL |
| #45 IcE-Inforcer[112956] |
| 209.105.210.34 |
| Good job idiot now murder is gonna go up 2% in america. |
| #46 gc391[163051] |
| c-66-229-60-161.hsd1.ca.comcast.net |
| i found this very interesting and you make good points but i cant say i agree with the method of the kidney stabbing and the ice pick in the top of the head. i dont mean this to be offensive its purely constructive criticism. having the physiological background i do, i can tell you that either of those manuevers will leave you soaked in blood. the kidney shot being in the low back and that the victim is most likely verticle will pop blood into you like it was planned. not just regular blood but the smell from the kidney is very pungent and will leave you covered from the pants down. and the head will shoot probably a good two feet into the air of blood. im not even joking. i would recommend through the right ear at an angle towards the left eye the excess flesh will help block most of the squirt and be sure to stand to left as much as possible. in the knife case though, as you come up behind and grab the victims mouth reach around and slash deep into the liver. its less pungent and doesnt bleed as fast as the low back. giving you plenty of time to hide a body without making to much of a mess. |
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